now that the dust has finally settled, who really won?

now that the dust has finally settled, who really won?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They both lost for being in a shit game and shit characters with no depth at all.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >katana

      anon...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Malenia used one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >katana
      you didn't beat the game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then Malenia didn’t beat Radahn because she used one, right?
        Yep, thanks for your expert analysis.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          neither of them beat each other it was a stalemate

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Radahn was winning WHILE holding back the stars and she only escaped by turbo nuking the entire area with the power of an outer god.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    malenia survived without her kingdom getting ravaged by super aids so I guess her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eliphael literally is being ravaged by super AIDS.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    me, the player

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Malenia, since she has never known defeat (until she met me)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >technically not dead in her flower
      she'll cope and claim she's still undefeated when she wakes up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Your strength... extraordinary... The mark of a true Lord. Dear Miquella, dearest Miquella, my brother... I'm sorry, I finally met my match.

        that's fine i've already accepted her concession

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i beat the game using mimic tear which means i won

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody won, that's the setup for the whole game
    no party involved in any conflict in the shattering was able to claim victory so marika brings in the tarnished to find someone who'll clean up the mess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the shattering, whatever happened there
      why didn't the Demigods just put aside their differences and work together?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Family with step siblings
        >Work Together

        LOL.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Radagon x Rennala kids seemed to be mostly on the same page but it fell apart when Radahn got hit with rot and Ranni discovered that her fate was bound by Radahn's control of the stars, which she now couldn't just ask him to release because he has rot brain.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Radahn was too busy worshiping Godfrey. Rykard was definitely in on Ranni's plan to some extent, but ended up going full Snekcult at some point.

          https://i.imgur.com/nQJfsyV.jpg

          now that the dust has finally settled, who really won?

          Neither. Although Malenia decided to guarantee they'd both lose rather than risk Radahn winning.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Morgott had access to the tree and the mountaintops (which he sealed), he just refused to finish things because it didn't line up.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Radahn

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody. They both lost.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just bang Malenia

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He made her run away to get fricked by her own poison, but she managed to poison him so he got fricked too.
    In the end, both got wrecked haha.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gowry is another St Trina. There is no other way he knows so much about the needle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless of course rot homosexuals had been stalking Melania her entire life begging her to become a Rot Goddess? I'm pretty sure somewhere there is an item about the shrimp people despairing that their creator told them to frick off.

      Gowery is in the know, I don't know how he managed to create Melania clones but clearly he's backed by the right people.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gowry seems like the rot equivalent of Shabiri, he can body jump the same way

        >I'm pretty sure somewhere there is an item about the shrimp people despairing that their creator told them to frick off
        pest threads

        >A technique of the pale pests who crawl through the lands afflicted by scarlet rot; the abandoned children of the goddess.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gowry can body jump
          When does this happen?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you try to kill him his body is revealed to be an illusion on a kindred of rot, he says there are always more pests to choose from and will respawn and be non-hostile when you come back

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Interesting, I mean I killed him when he was depressed and that seemed like the real deal. Doesn't really sound like the same thing as Shabriri though.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Melania. She kept her mind.

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