Now that the dust has settled and everyone agrees BG3 is the GOTD

Why haven't you bought it yet instead of being a cringe contrarian?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the same reasons I told you the last time you made this thread.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    not even worth pirating

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I see are shills and simps that can't stop saying how they'd give up their firstborn for Shadowheart. No mention of plot or gameplay, seems like a bit of a red flag

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's greatest game of all time perchance

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post gameplay.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ignored
        Of course.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          im not compressing and recording a webm for you autist lol, just look it up on youtube if you are interested.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >shadowposter can't be bothered to post himself playing the game he supposedly loves
            Sad!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's greatest game of all time perchance

            [...]

            https://i.imgur.com/pO615Vf.png

            Why haven't you bought it yet instead of being a cringe contrarian?

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            Only sane posts ITT why is Ganker so bad for video game discussion

            "J-J-J-J-J-J-JUST LOOK IT UP... OUT OF SIGHT.... ON Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOUTUBE!!!!"

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm so glad I bought the Collector's Edition before they sold out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      based shadowchad, i bought the EA on gog so i got the deluxe, im happy with that one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my good...is that random female videogame character number x with no memorable features whatsoever? I must romance and fap to her RIGHT NOW

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like 5th edition dungeons and dragons
    I've never played d&d in my life but I have read many of the 3e books and 5e seemed like a major step down in the name of reduced complexity, ironic because all the tabletop games I have played are overall even simpler than 5e

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like 5e, but I think the game excels at other things like dialogue choices, dialogue, great graphics, animations, soundtrack, atmosphere, story, etc. that make it worth checking out as long as you don't absolutely hate the turn based dnd gameplay. But I can understand why someone wouldn't want it. I still do think it's the game of the decade, and arguably of all time.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing BG3 has for it is the soundtrack. Hard battles with what sounds like fricking Susumu Hirasawa blasting some Berserk tracks is crazy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      complexity for its own sake is bad
      a simple game can have the same depth if the simplification is well-designed by smart people
      this isn't the case for 5e tho XD

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woman in the game don't look attractive
    >you can't get a harem
    >quirky writing is off putting
    >I've wasted enough time playing dnd turn-based rpg with wotr

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how do I filter subjects that contain a phrase or word? I can easily filter exact subjects like this one, but I can't find a wait to filter anything that contains "Baldur's Gate" or "Larian," shit like that.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And this is why I'll never play it, it's enjoyed by people like you.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bought it
    >Picked Monk
    >Why does this class suck so much dick?
    >Oh yeah. 5e, not Pathfinder.
    >Quick refund.

    I'll be back when it's on sale.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like Shadowfart

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's greatest game of all time perchance

    [...]

    [...]
    I'm so glad I bought the Collector's Edition before they sold out.

    I like 5e, but I think the game excels at other things like dialogue choices, dialogue, great graphics, animations, soundtrack, atmosphere, story, etc. that make it worth checking out as long as you don't absolutely hate the turn based dnd gameplay. But I can understand why someone wouldn't want it. I still do think it's the game of the decade, and arguably of all time.

    Only sane posts ITT why is Ganker so bad for video game discussion

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get some help.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just might be the best poster on Ganker, honestly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe that is what the zoomers call "Based".

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love that nobody ever bothers to tell me WHY this game is the best thing ever. Nobody even discusses the story, because apparently the writing in BG3 is utter shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silly anon. Writing? Meaningful character customization? Engaging gameplay? We don't need those, it has Shadowheart, so it is automatically a masterpiece

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      refer to

      I like 5e, but I think the game excels at other things like dialogue choices, dialogue, great graphics, animations, soundtrack, atmosphere, story, etc. that make it worth checking out as long as you don't absolutely hate the turn based dnd gameplay. But I can understand why someone wouldn't want it. I still do think it's the game of the decade, and arguably of all time.

      it's the GOTD, fricking kino blasting at you full force from every element of the game

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pirated it. Played through the prologue and went back to doom

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Based Shadowheart enjoyer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      b-b-b-b-buhbased!

      i did buy it though.

      soulless

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i did buy it though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What gender stuff? Qrd? Not a shill I have not played it and don't think I will either

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He probably means stuff in character creation
        which is in every fricking game now so if it's a dealbreaker for him why did he ever buy the game did he seriously think there was any chance it wouldn't have it, why do people keep treating this as an issue with individual games rather than an industry wide problem

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >game allows you to make whatever you want
          >start crying that there are options you are not interested in
          why are they so pathetic kek, i just made a straight white guy fighter and had fun. literally have yet to encounter a single gay thing since i didnt choose any of the gay options

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know why you quoted me as if I think it isn't an issue myself, I'm just not moronic enough to cry about random games as if they are somehow unique in it, so much of this fricking nonsense in starfield threads, a game shaping up to overall be one of the least woke of the year.
            the problem is really less about options to be an explicit troony (although that is still somewhat a problem) as the general erasure of gender

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        there are more customization options for your gentials than your face.

        Shitlibs are not doing well.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can pick variaton of uncut penises or a cut penis, or pick a vegana. its really not that deep or le ebin problematic as you think it is schizophrenic. neither is adding a option to have some skin pigmentation lmao.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i would prefer having any sort of facial or body customization, than 5 different types of wieners to glue on a gender abomination.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              you can choose between buff/tall or average/medium size bodies and between male or female. you can also choose piercings, beards, makeup, scars, skin color, eye color, hairstyles, and face presets. sounds like you are a bigger snowflake than the enemies you have in your head since you need everything to appeal only to your autistic niches

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                there is something deeply dehumanizing about having more genital customization than facial customization.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                no there really isnt, you are just schizophrenic honestly kek

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                thank you for your diagnostic dr.soistein, but tbh I don't think BG3 is even worth pirating as a 130 gig porn game.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How can you be so mindbroken? Why does this ruin a game for you? Seek help

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i would prefer having any sort of facial or body customization, than 5 different types of wieners to glue on a gender abomination.

          there is something deeply dehumanizing about having more genital customization than facial customization.

          futas are a cornerstone of dnd
          sorry normalgay

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          3 options for dicks or for pussies
          >THREE
          This homie refunds the game
          Me thinks perhaps you are the snowflake?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Heh, you don't like the normalization of trannies?
            >Well YOU'RE the snowflake, how about that?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The game forced me to put a dick on my waifu. I simply had no choice. You can't expect to not put a dick on my waifu if I have the option.
              >t. Stanley, Shemale Enthusiast

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh option
                It shouldn't be there to begin with.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >censorship of options in a rpg
                You are LITERALLY the cancer killing vidya

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It not being there to begin with wouldn't be censorship to begin with. But yes, if it's with trannies, they should be censored

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't need to defend yourself against these literal shills king. Ganker is being invaded by poojeet viral marketers. Ballhomosexual 3's "player" count is also being inflated by literal bots.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cry about it. Film yourself crying, then post a webm of it.

                Don't need to defend yourself against these literal shills king. Ganker is being invaded by poojeet viral marketers. Ballhomosexual 3's "player" count is also being inflated by literal bots.

                This. The game actually sucks, the only way to explain its success is Jeets and bots!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >1 option for faces per race
            I am more than some medical gender abomination.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How much vulva customization is there?
          Innies/Outies? Mor than those 2?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is the Michael Jackson disease replacing heterochromia as the go to "my donut steel is extra special" phenotype?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            its the most radical customization option you have for your charcter (except slaping on a wiener

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            At least heterochromia doesn't look fricking disgusting
            In fact that's probably why, lefties love romanticizing objectively ugly things

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gender stuff

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You purchased a game and instantly refunded it so you could get internet points from actual chuds.
      Very cool

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope, i downloaded and played it for 28 minutes.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very cool.
          (You)

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fotm globohomosexual game

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because i don't buy FOTM games you fricking homosexual, next dumb question ?

    [...]

    kys homosexual, back to redddit/discord

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What emotion does this stance convey?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we-we should keep moving
      She's shitting herself

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I torrented it, played it for two hours and went back to playing Medieval 2 Total War.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but for me it was Splinter Cell and Ghost Recon.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's free to download.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's already been confirmed that the System Shock remake has won this award. Sorry for not letting you know.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, have you played Jagged Alliance 3? It's cosmic.
      And unlike some games, it actually has dynamic day/night cycle that is gameplay-relevant!

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/f6UJ82HZwzpDRFNCR6iCIg/type/op/

    Stop.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I might have locked myself out of Shadowheart romance route somehow. I'm still in Act 1 and she trusted me enough to tell me about her backstory but apparently there should have been a dialogue option with more clear intent for romancing her that I guess I missed.

    Did I frick up?

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I buy an inferior product when the ""director's cut"" edition comes out in a year?
    Day1 buyers are literal beta testers.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's a fun class to play?
    I don't want to overlap classes with party members except for fighter I guess

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paladin.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't want to overlap classes with party members
      Bard
      Monk
      Ranger
      Sorcerer

      If evil:
      Barbarian
      Warlock

      If good:
      Paladin

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evaluating the game as porn: does it have rape on loss, or is it more tame than even entry level stuff?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't even see the penetration and the sex scenes are terribly animated
      >does it have rape on loss
      lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      rape is problematic

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    mentally insane

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      schizo

      It's a shill.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bought it
    >paying for games that have literal drag queen voiced by drag queen
    Interesting perspective that you are actually demanding people to buy the thing.
    Its almost like... you bought it not for enjoyment but for something else...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you kill the drag queen?

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    schizo

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How much are you being paid? You don't even change your file names

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it beats Zelda at TGA just so that tendies seethe

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine willingly giving money to people that hate you.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lukas Drunheller ass game

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is BG3 so good bros? It feels like home

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it seems like coomer shit and I'd rather play the 3 other recent cRPGs first, before I buy it.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bought it 3 years ago but i havent played it yet because im on summer vacation and my laptop isnt good enough to run it at 60fps

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pre-ordered a shitty game 3 YEARS AGO
      >can't even play it
      BAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHA

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played the early access period anon the day i preordered it, and that alone was worth it tbh

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bro I played it one day when I pre-ordered it and I just knew it was worth playing 3 years later on my dogshit toaster at 20fps
          yeah totally bro frfr vgh... such fire point and click gameplay....

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            uhh i literally said i wont play it on my laptop. I have a desktop pc back home, but as previously mentioned, i am on summer vacation, without my desktop pc.
            learn to read anon-kun

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >crpg player
              >going outside
              Yeah no... gonna have to pick one lol

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    too long

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played for half and hour and refunded. It was mid no cap.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never boughted a video game though

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i loot this Black person?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this gameplay
      heh... ehHEHEHHA... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHHEUEHUHAUHHAHAHAHAHAH

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can i build showheart as a tanky healer?

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >will get completely forgotten once it loses viral status

    Sick GOTD. Don't believe me? Your perfect flawless revolutionary masterpiece TOTK just quietly vanished from the gaming scene without actually making any sort of impact, compared to how everyone reacted to BOTW

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are any of the girls in this game virgins?
    Otherwise there's no point in buying this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not, it's a leftist game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aerie is shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No virgins for you white man.
      Only used goods and broken prostitutes.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care what other people play, homosexual? Why should something being popular influence me in playing it? FOMO? Frick off, shill. Marvel movies also make a shitload of money and they are trash. There's no accounting for taste.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT DOES THE KEK CORNER BELL HAVE TO DO WITH IT?!

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why can't you bigoted chuds get its actually about CHOICES?
    there isn't even a boob slider in game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's sexist chuddy, now enjoy playing as a man with a vegana and vitiligo
      Sliders? No can do, also you can't be fat either

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NO CUSTOMIZATION FOR YOU WHITE MALE

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, I have a serious question. No bullshit, I just want a straight answer. I like CRPGs from the perspective of being an actual game, but from what I'm seeing the writing is extremely painful. I just wanna know how bad it really is before I put any kind of money no less time into this thing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The writing isn't as bad as you think, its not OS2 tier and its unlikely we get a CRPG like this again even from Larian. If we do, its 3-5 years away.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lower quality than most other porn games. Not even joking, like the bottom 20% compared to just other WEGs.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy
    Not give credit or whatever
    BUY

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even GOTY. It only barely managed to eke out Game of the Month because it dodged Pikmin 4 in July, and Starfield in September.

    1. Tears of the Kingdom
    2. Octopath Travelers II
    3. Pizza Tower
    4. Hi-Fi Rush
    5. Pikmin 4
    6. Metroid Prime Remastered
    7. Touhou 19
    8. Kirby's Return to Dream Land Deluxe
    9. (Tentatively) Starfield
    10. (Tentatively) BG3

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, scratch that. Nogwarts Legacy came out this year, which automatically knocks it out of the top 10. At least it has the dubious distinction of being better than Diablo IV, Fire Emblem Encensored, Final Fantasy XVI, and Street Fighter 6.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope BG3 beats Totk. It probably won't, but Totk was shit. BG3 has dating mechanics, so its way better than that boring game

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for 50% of or more
    thanks for asking

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't believe people unironically play dnd in the current day. I thought that was the kind of pretend shit people only did because computers didnt exist in the past. We have like actual video games now.

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my only problems are the lackluster customization and the clunky multiplayer versions of cutscenes

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I play with my steam friend if I just pirate the GOG version of the game?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Provided it’s the same game version, I don’t see why not

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can use direct connect without problems, i played that way with my friend

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a huge commitment that's going to eliminate all free time i have each day for the next 2 months
    i'll wait for christmas when i have a few weeks off then take the plunge

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody in the world has even gotten to the city of Baldur's Gate
    there is 0 footage or screenshots of the city
    does it even exist?

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why haven't you bought it yet instead of being a cringe contrarian?
    because i don't like the woke writing with every white guy being gay, effeminate, submissive, stupid or weak while every women is a generic strong wyman.
    I want a fantasy game with realistic gender depictions for a change

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a very important question
    can you corrupt shadowbawd and make her fully evil?

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BECAUSE FRICK YOU MOTHERFRICKER, YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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