Now that the dust has settled... what the actual FRICK were they thinking?

Now that the dust has settled... what the actual FRICK were they thinking?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i actually really liked this as a kid, i beat every level, did melon-only runs and even lucky fruit-only runs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still have my game in my closet. I tried doing everything, I think I was missing 2 levels.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

      Loved this game as a kid. It was the only good Yoshi game for that matter.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what if we make a videogame full of soul that everybody can play?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then after they accomplished that with Yoshi's Island they made the garbage that was Yoshi's Story. Sad tale.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this game was the first time I realised not every nintendo game is good

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the black and white yoshi are the strongest
    bring them back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very problematic in [current year]

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be kid about 7-8 playing Yoshi's Story for the first time
    >Select favorite color Yoshi
    >Play through first level just fine
    >Giggle up a storm with my little sister about Yoshi making a weird face after sniffing those elephant guys with signs
    >Pick the lava level on the second page
    >I am punished for my overconfidence and I die
    >My favorite color Yoshi is no longer on the character select screen
    >mfw

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what they do to the yoshis after taking them to the tower?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well not murder since you can get them back with the White Shy Guy.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do you keep making thread of this fricking game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person Black person Black person

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    balls! look at my balls!

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I should play this.
    I bet there are levels I never played because I was stupid as a kid and didn't realize that the hearts determined how many levels you could pick from in the next stage.
    Realized that years later.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wat

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    but what were they saying in the credits song?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      見えをこ

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the phonemes sounds too basic so im guessing is something is japanese

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      BE-EL-ZE-BUB

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny that I don;t really hate it but enough that I have the luck of always having stomach cramps or a panic attack when I actually try to play it though. It's like God is trying to tell me something.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WAHHHH WAH WAH WAH WAHHHH

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is mediocre but still better than the DS/3DS ones. I didn’t like the Whooly ones as well.
    Only the first one was actually good.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black sheep that are secretly the best game in the series

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had fun looking for the melons

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoshi's Story is 10/10 kino what the frick are some of you guys even smoking

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why the entirety of humanities is a joke.
      I remember when I realized in HS that I could write my english papers about literally anything, even if the premise was completely false and made no sense, as long as I had correct spelling and grammar. homosexual teachers would still give me B+ or higher on everything.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I miss those massive boxes that N64 games came in.
    Whenever I see one I still get a bit excited, like I'm transported back to my childhood.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese boxes are better since you don't have to give them the royal treatment to last.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshi's Story is the only N64 game I remember actually getting with my family. I was so happy and I actually played the game a lot. This game always made me happy to play, it just oozes good vibes, but whenever a yoshi died I quickly turned off the N64 because the cutscene made me sad and was different from everything else.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They needed to casualize Yoshi's Island even more

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    games were very expensive back then and getting a day worth of play out of this felt bad
    still the main theme is seared in my memory

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EAT AAAAAASSHOOOOOOOLE
    >EAT AAAAAAAAAAASSSSHOOOOOOLE

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshi would not say this, you motherfricker, take it back.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they didnt say that moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my friend and I played this a lot as a kid. what was wrong with it?

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were thinking "let's make a game for little kids" but I don't know what the frick you were thinking when you descided to play it as an adult

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing the original pokemon snap hit this way. When you're a kid your brain can only sort of kind of distinguish between reality and fiction. So to little kids it was like looking into the Pokemon World.

      But with adulthood comes that realization that it's an incredibly limited light rail shooter.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Playing the original pokemon snap hit this way. When you're a kid your brain can only sort of kind of distinguish between reality and fiction. So to little kids it was like looking into the Pokemon World.
        Man.. you and I remember Pokemon Snap differently. I remember getting it, taking it home, beating it in an afternoon, and being immensely disappointed. Never once did I feel like I was "looking into the Pokemon World"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was a month shy of turning 7 when that game came out and also a sperg.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's always been something lonely about this game. So many secret parts of levels that are simply empty, but were clearly meant to be explored. Very existential.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't touched this game since the 90's and yet the song the Yoshi's hum is still seared into my memory.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m legit surprised they added a “Melons Only” challenge for every level, but you get nothing for doing it. Like damn, you actually make an easy game challenging and don’t offer a reward for it?

    I think this game could have been amazing given more development, as it is now it’s just a short game with a cute artstyle. Not amazing but not bad either.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you get more points incase you care about score for some reason

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a dumb kid who sucked at games and rarely finished them, I was confused and underwhelmed to find out I had actually beaten it.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that one kid at school told me that you could unlock a rainbow Yoshi, but I never figured out how to do it
    he was the same kid who told me that you could unlock Pikablu in Pokemon by leaving your Pikachu in the daycare holding a water stone
    there's no rainbow Yoshi, is there Ganker?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no but there were black and white secret yoshi's that were almost the same thing

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yossy!

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *ruins yoshi's design and voice forever*

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The butthole!

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOP BOP DOOP DOOP
    SHOOP DA PAW
    YO-CHI
    YO-CHI
    YO-CHI

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    POOP
    LET THE MAN POOP

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the exact point Yoshi went from a neat Mario sidekick with a very soulful, visually captivating game to a gay homosexual haha egg fart vore scat monster.
    Like it was literally this game that ushered in the concept of "Childhood friend who picked Yoshi in x game ended up being a flaming homosexual".

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gay homosexual haha egg fart vore scat monster.
      I don't know why you're suddenly projecting your fetishes on an innocent video game character for kids, but okay.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This has been a thing for 20 years anon..

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's far too long, you need to let those fetishes go anon.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHHOOOOOOOOO

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was okay for a weekend because of how short the game was.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought this was fine, N64 was prime short game and it was great. Unless it was Zelda, Bomberman, Perfect Dark, or Goldeneye, chances are the game you're playing has high replay value from it's multiplayer or being quick to jump into. Even then those games have multiplayer besides Zelda.
      This is probably why I'm so tired out of games these days. Everything has a checklist or a ton of objectives that you have to grind out and are hard to get back into after you stop playing for a while.

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