I know nothing about this game aside from the fact that it's been spammed everywhere. Are the game's devs super cheap, or something? A fantasy race with a higher-up nose is fine, but the obviously-stretched texture from the lips to the nose is not. Judging from how often I see this face posted, I'm assuming she's a major character, and yet they couldn't be bothered to do something about that? They clearly have a base 'human face' model that they apply modifiers to to make all of the characters' faces, which makes sense and saves a bunch of resources, but the fact that they'd let it cause blatantly-stretched textures like this on a major character is a pretty massive red flag.
i feel like killing people currently traveling with you for any reason is villainous and making excuses about why they were justified doesnt change that
No it's not. It's not villainous to shank Astarion in response to him trying to nibble you without asking first, and it's not villainous to kill lae'zel before she manages to ruin everything with her belligerence either.
>being a coward and backstabbing b***h is somehow a positive personality trait
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, to me it is. I don't want an honourable idiot in my party, I want someone practical who gets the job done. But regardless of whether you consider it a positive trait or not it's still not villainous.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Why would you trust someone that murders people in their sleep like that? That sounds very impractical.
9 months ago
Anonymous
If you know what "Shar" is, you absolutely should not be surprised
That alone should be a BIGGER red flag than ending the life of a stronger duelist the night before the scheduled duel.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's okay. You can fix her. Not cope, actually fix her.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, to me it is. I don't want an honourable idiot in my party, I want someone practical who gets the job done. But regardless of whether you consider it a positive trait or not it's still not villainous.
you are coping hard tbh, lying about a duel and then stabbing your opponent in the back while they're sleeping is textbook villainy.
I romanced Shadowheart my first playthrough but Lae'zel, who I thought was an ugly frog b***h at the beginning of the game, grew on me so much I wish I had romanced her instead
Laezel has the cuter face. Shadowheart has the better body and a sexy voice.
Leazel has the better character however. Killing someone in their sleep? Absolute Black person behavior
>Killing someone in their sleep? Absolute Black person behavior
For real, I lost a lot of respect for Shadowheart over that.
>surprised the TRICKERY cleric of the GODDESS OF DARK AND NIGHT did a surprise attack on her MUCH STRONGER FIGHTER ENEMY
Lae'zel was a dumb b***h. She knew it was coming and let her guard down, her fellow githyanki woul tell her its her loss and she recognizes that it's her loss, hence she drops her bullshit with shadowheart (mostly) at that point, accept her defeat with at least grace.
Shadowheart would have been a moron to fight lae'zel head on, unless she can instantly lock her down with a superior initiative and CC spell, she's basically already lost and Lae'zel sure as frick wouldn't show the mercy she did.
For the record, I fricked Gale and Karlach (female PC)
>hideous orc creatures >"waifu"
I know it lost its meaning fricking years ago but it really seems like it doesn't mean anything anymore, like somehow even less than before.
I think it is after the first time you meet other githyanki. The one with the dragon where I had to reload that shit like 8 god damn times because frick that fight and then eventually Lae'zel just straight up hit some deception check or something and I didn't have to fight. They aren't fighting over you trying to frick them both. They are fighting over the D20 Shadowheart has
I think it just triggers randomly after getting them both in your camp.
I completely missed that fight, saw them talking under the bridge, went on with my business, came back with everyone buy one guy dead and ressed the frog.
the thing that got me so fricking mad about that shit is it wouldn't let you properly set up your other 2 party members in ambush spots on the bridge. They would not be in combat or something weird or it would move them to the bottom with you. I don't remember exactly, but it was annoying to try to set up the fight so I could do the dialogue and then fight. A lot of BG3 boss fights are like that where it is annoying to set your party members in good spots so the 4 of you aren't standing next to each other when the dialogue ends
>sitting in a building letting friend loot >standing in a spot so he can run around without worrying about the shitty crystal chronicles mechanic (rogue type so he should be the scout) >dont have my eyes glues to the minimap 24/7 so enemy patrols up to me >dialogue with nothing but deception checks >actually win one which was a miracle for my character >even harder check immediately after >get in to fight
Fun.
Frog has nicer breasts than Shadowheart, puts out more than Shadowheart, AND has a better tradwife arc than Shadowheart.
But as soon as they fix Minthara (and they ARE fixing Minthara right?) the answer is Minthara.
Black person, I've seen darkies call women sexy and thicc when their asses looked like cottage cheese in a ziplock back, Black folk don't know what good looking is.
>conflicted
I mean, first of all, these things are not completely and 100% disgusting. Her nose is even somewhat realistic, just small. And her body (her skin mostly) isn't that bad either.
BUT I really see that you personally have never had to deal with the same problem in real life, and probably never had a real relationship with a girl, which ALWAYS involves compromises of many kinds. I mean, no girl is ideal, you ALWAYS have to put up with something. Same for them actually, you're not ideal either (but who cares about their opinions, frick them).
Like, my first girlfriend in high school had a BIG nasty burn scar on her lower leg. It was pretty old, she got it when she was pretty young, but still. I didn't really see it until we were already dating and I was visiting her house regularly. She was wearing shorts and I noticed the scar and I almost freaked out, like, frick, that shit doesn't look attractive. I played it cool and, well, I had to live with it because everything else was pretty good (including blowjobs).
And then when I was older and I went to the after school English class (I'm an ESL), there was an older girl and, well, long story short, after some time we were talking after this class and then she suddenly took my hands in hers and looked at me like a puppy. I was 18 and she was like 24 (don't remember), I liked her personality but at that moment I thought she was way too old for me PLUS I didn't find her face attractive PLUS she was a bit overweight. Anyway. I acted like it was just a friendly gesture and ignored it altogether, while knowing damn well that this girl really wanted my dick. I'm 30 now, I've had several long-term relationships since then, but this is still one of my biggest regrets, that I ignored this girl back then. I imagine how passionate sex with her could be because she was actually a pretty nice girl and I liked everything in her except looks.
Same with Lae'zel here. Don't be a fricking Black person, just deal with it
>ignore lae'zal at every opportunity >she keeps popping up in places >continue ignoring her >she pops up in the Shadowlands, just to die to the shadow curse
she is so fricking funny, im going to carry her body and resurrect her somewhere just to see what other dumb shit she does, or at least i'll continue seeing her around while i continue to ignore her
Frog has nicer breasts than Shadowheart, puts out more than Shadowheart, AND has a better tradwife arc than Shadowheart.
But as soon as they fix Minthara (and they ARE fixing Minthara right?) the answer is Minthara.
Shadowheart is a c**t
*Holds blade to Lae'zel's throat* "Oh my god why are you like this, you don't need to do this!"
Shadowheart is a israelite. "The israelite cries out in pain as he strikes you"
kek I think I know the one, in moontower? I used romantic thoughts to block her out and she realized my drowfu is an incel and offered me some frick later. Went back down to the based moustache orc merchant and he said don't trust that ho.
You can frick as many bears as you want hermano, I just want Larian to throw straight (normal) people a bone and let us bang orc and goblin babes.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>brings up non whites out of nowhere >brings up bear fricking out of nowhere >brings up being normal(lmfao) out of nowhere
projection: 101
9 months ago
Anonymous
>brings up non whites out of nowhere
I'm a beaner. If you feel called out that's on you. >brings up bear fricking out of nowhere
Hardly. There are bear scenes but not a single half-orc or goblin scene. >brings up being normal(lmfao) out of nowhere
Nah you're being a homosexual. Had to call you a homosexual, homosexual.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Do you actually wanna frick one of BG3'S gobbos
They definitely smell bad, have sharp teeth, will burp in your face and laugh shrilly after then probably try to cook your dog
9 months ago
Anonymous
Can't say no to shortstacks with pudgy stomachs. Imagine if Larian had straight writers, we'd have a female goblin companion to boss around and PLAP every long rest.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>portable onahole that hangs on your back and gives you one extra ranged attack per turn, and +1 to saves, -1 to enemy saves
9 months ago
Anonymous
Wouldn't you rather PLAP a kobold?
9 months ago
Anonymous
No. That'd be disgusting, come on now.
9 months ago
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9 months ago
Anonymous
I wish there were more friendly kobolds. I wanted to party with the drunk ones in Act 1.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>They definitely smell bad, have sharp teeth,
hot >, will burp in your face
uh ill try to bear with it >laugh shrilly
instant boner >then probably try to cook your dog
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9 months ago
Anonymous
I'm being a homosexual, when the only thing you had to say to my bear free post was "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GAY BEAR FRICKING" acquire critical thinking skills next time you're picking tomatoes, you closeted homosexual zoophiliac.
9 months ago
Anonymous
HEY, HEY!
Did you just call somebody other than me a zoophile?!
This event happened, and Shadowheart "killed" Laezel. But then Laezel was back at camp like nothing happened, despite everyone acting like she was dead. I just wrote it off as her getting rezzed by Withers or something.
>be me >find karlach, immediately realize that devil-fed gung-ho bullshit coming from wyll was all wrong >save her life >literally drop shadowb***h once I realize how much more charming karlach the bubbly optimist is >finally reach baldur's gate, encounter the drow prostitute duo >definitely not into that gay shit >she isn't either >That'sMyGirl.webm >later she wakes me up for a fun little date together at the end of the world >very happy with my romance choice >she invites me to seal the deal that night >BusinessIsBoomin.jpg >think to myself, Larian might be full of blue-haired spastic gays, and I might have had to turn down literally every horny male companion multiple times to get here, but i finally made it with the only female companion who's personality isn't cardboard >sex scene begins >TheEagleHasLanded.webm >cant wait for my intimate moment >forced to watch in horror as Karlach literally picks up my straight male 7 foot tall dragonborn by the waist, throws my legs in the air and emasculates me >forced to skip the cutscene i waited all game for due to the sheer cringe radiating from my screen
Everything involving romance in this game is a sham written by twisted buttholes.
Yeah I don't really get the point of origin characters outside of Durge. I doubt they give enough extra insight into the character to be worth playing.
People complained about origin characters back in D:OS2 because custom character got absolutely jack shit in comparison and you were getting a much lesser experience when playing as one but that Belgian c**t just doesn't listen. I even recall reading that they totally listened to the players and custom character in BG3 won't be the same but yet again custom character got absolutely jack shit and you're still a nobody with nothing.
thats why they get for not making gith the playable race with a githzerai and githyanki subrace. i would play as a githzerai if it was available but i'll never play a githy*nki
>forced to watch in horror as Karlach literally picks up my straight male 7 foot tall dragonborn by the waist, throws my legs in the air and emasculates me
Brother that is what she is designed for. She's a giant super strong demon woman. She amazon presses you. The frick did you think she was some submissive little bunny you were going to dominate? No wonder so many people in this game are getting raped by the companions because you guys seem to be extremely moronic.
why do I have to say I hate talking about cats, after my friend talked in length about the sentient feline familiar that literally saved his live and prevented him from giving up on everything, just to not be locked in for sex with said friend
Lemme say "She sounds like a fine familiar" and move on. Imagine someone tells you a story about how their brother paid for their cancer treatment and stood by them the entire time and you say "Ugh, I hate talking about family"
Gale's romance entry is fricking weird.
It isn't like I have any right to dismiss animal sentience, I am literally a bipedal lizard that can speak to pigs
>whaaaaat?! My 6ft tall mountain of muscle amazonian barbarian hell waifu with an infernal engine for a heart that spends her life fighting in hell and is madly in love with me picked *me* up and is pumping my wiener while mounting me?! >what has the world gone to?! Why arent youa docile, weak woman, nooooooooo
What the frick were you expecting fricking a musclemommy? Also we fricked in missionary with my buff human paladin, so I dont know what you're talking about.
>she doesn't even get a happy ending for her
If you let her become a mindflayer that's about as happy as it gets but implications throughout the story make even that kinda fricked up
> become a mindflayer
This is literally the death of the soul and body, followed by the replacement of you with an alien larva that will steal your memories and impersonate you.
>Karlach's Act 3 quests and endings are bugged >You can impregnate Minthara >Froggy has the best character arc in the game
Mark my words, Shadow''bearfricker''heart will be the least popular romance once the definitive edition is out.
She'll always be the top romance just because she's the only attractive white girl and her voice makes penises harden like the flute of a snake charmer
Eat shit, homo. We had to suffer MONTHS of 40+ elden ring threads after it's release before board traffic went back normal. Feel free to ignore the 2 or so bg3 threads, c**t.
Why are female companions so much better? Except for Astarion, but he's a flaming homosexual therefore almost a female, other male companions have disappointing dialogues and interactions. I'm not talking about romance.
Lae'zel and Shadowshart obviously got way more attention, even having entire sections of the main story dedicated to them.
Really feels like the others are half-baked.
>Laezel, Astarion and Shadowheart get a whole ass dungeon featuring a boss
Sweet because that's who I'm playing with unless there's an animal and I pull out the one eyed b***h for a sec
Halsin doesn't even give you a monogamous relationship. While he doesn't screw around on you, the implication is that he can and will, if he so desired.
Can I kill party members I don't like in this game? Also is the game playable without these party members? Because I get the feeling that I'd end up killing almost all of them.
Most of them, Gale has a magical nuke in his chest though, so you need to keep him alive or rez him within 2 days of killing him or else it will go off.
You could rip his hand off though upon meeting him as dark urge, or you could not help him at all.
You can also at some points tell these characters to just frick off
The fact that there wasn't a version of this scene that ends with them having hot steamy hate sex is unacceptable. Bear sex is fine but two hot chicks making out is where they cross the line?
Why the frick is everyone so fricking horny in this game
It's honestly the worst thing about it, like everything to do with romance was written by a 15 year old boy
Everyone in my party has solicited me for sex or a relationship and I'm still only around 12 hours in
Frog is actually great. Went into the game expecting to romance Karlach, but Frog is the best.
I also didn't think I'd enjoy Astarion so much (no homo).
Gale is in the third place. Shame his story peaks in act 1.
Tragic endings in a setting where resurection is cheap is gay and moronic tbh. Honestly, why doesn't the MC have someone kill him, remove the tadpole from their skull, then refify?
My only assumption is that it is too deep, but in a setting where death is a easy fix, brain surgery is easy as frick. Shit, people can survive with open holes in their heads in real life, there was apparently an entire culture that believe cutting holes into your skull and exposing your brain let out evil spirits. Just cut the top of the skull off, remove tadpol, cast mending to fix said skull because you are a corpse and as such count as an item. Then cast resurect. It feels like the creators of this game don't consider options.
Regular resurrection (which in tabletop is significantly more expensive) explicitly can't restore lost body parts. Karlach is fricked without her heart.
You can just be a level 10 druid and use reincarnate on her. She dies, then comes back with her mind and memories intact. Bonus, she is no longer the same race, although she might still be the same race. The dice decides on that. Unless that spell isn't in the game, which would be moronic because it is a basic level 5 druid spell in the players handbook.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's not in the game, a most of the roleplay/utility spells that don't immediately impact combat or interactions are cut
9 months ago
Anonymous
That is so utterly fricking gay. The creators are hacks.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Actually now thinking about it, that spell would also fix the main issue too... Just cast it on everyone, everyone slits their own throats, and boom no more issues.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Also thinking about it, they could have made it so your old body became the big bad then, and becomes the secret final boss if you did this option... fricksake, why do I keep coming up with better ideas then the creators?
this game does not, because the setting trivializes loss through resurrection spells and afterlifes that you come back from. Karlach doesn't have a beautiful tragic ending she's just yoinked away with a big ???
>People whining about karlach don’t understand beautiful tragic endings life isn’t a fairy tale
It's not a beautiful tragic ending, it's an incomplete product where the possible outcomes don't make a fricking ounce of sense and leaves the player feeling like the rug got pulled out from under them. Aside from that, I'm fricking sick of pseuds singing the praises of tragic or bittersweet endings while failing to understand what qualifies as a good (in a qualitative sense, rather than moral or consequential) ending. Also, it's doubly fricking stupid in a game that seemingly places an emphasis on player agency railroading you into options that don't make any sense in-universe or from the players' perspective, there's a fricking reason most people who cared to romance her are pissed about the cut content.
Doesn't shadowheart tell you about her past sex partners?
The threads are under constant fricking siege by a –and I shit you not– dedicated shitposting discord. Polyamory with Halsin is initiated purely on the part of the player, if Shart is talking about him it's because you triggered the flags either because you're a degenerate or a moron. It's easy to believe that it's the default because nobody actually plays the fricking game and Gale is a bugged out gay sex pest, but most of the shitposting surrounding Shart is literally just DiscordBlack folk stirring shit, and most of the questionable things she says are because of the choices (You) made. That being said there are occasions the game goes out of its way to let you know she's had previous partners, because it's a game made in the west and idolizing virginity gets you -200 ESG points.
>most of the questionable things she says are because of the choices (You) made
So you moron just killed your argument with that.
1) So she says SOME questionable shit then, you agree
2) In what fricking world are choices of YOUR partner define who you are as a person? You know what happens when you make those same choices with Lae`zel and Karlach or literally anyone who isn't a completely broken sexslave vampire? They promptly dump your ass, somehow they didn't need to slip into a different universe and swap personalities just for your homosexualry.
Just say you headcanon the b***h to not be a vile bawd and her behavior in Act 3 being a retcon to appease mentally ill poly cretins and we're cool. Why is it so fricking hard. Or better yet - if you don't mind her being a vile bawd then say ''Well I don't care, I like bawds actually and will happily settle with her''.
Shadowheart, but Lae'zel is basically underage and this is Ganker so Lae'zel
Jesus christ go back to fricking leddit you gigantic homosexual. Imagine caring about le age of consent of magical fantasy universe alien race that looks like a granny frog. How fricking gay can you possibly be to even have this sort of concern in mind when playing this game? People obsessed with virtual imaginary characters age of consent are the reason there's no shortstack romance, "omg they're short that must mean they're literally LE CHILDREN".
Imagine being unattracted to a character with best romance, story and facial expressions in game because she is 16 in frog years or something. Absolutely mindbroken
Imagine being unattracted to a character with best romance, story and facial expressions in game because she is 16 in frog years or something. Absolutely mindbroken
She's literally borderline moronic and now addicted to heroin, she was groomed into doing BLACKED when she went from Texas to California in hopes of becoming an actress at age 18.
feels like the character creator is at once bad and good, with how easy it is to make good looking characters alongside the fact there are only a few feasible face choices per race, with the rest being diversity uggos
I just wish their questlines ended better. There's no real, satisfying conclusion to them in act 3, nor epilogues for that matter. Just one romance scene for each too.
Lae'zel isn't Evil, she comes from a strict culture that is considered a war band, like the Mongolians or samurai. At the start she may seem a bit dominating, but as the story progress, she is actually a very kind sweet heart, which even surprised me. She really loves you and when you show it back, she adopts a goodish attitude with you.
Shadowheart a.k.a Shadowbawd is as cold and evil as frick. She constantly lies to you. her romance to you is slow and when you find out shes a bawd, will only anger you more. Her attitude to you changes as well. One minute shadowheart pretends to care for you, then she turns cold as frick towards you.
Lae'zel all the way for top waifu!
>Does this game have full lewd scenes?
Nothing more explicit than the sex scenes in Mass Effect, for the most part. No penetration. >Like can you see genitalia?
You can. >If so, does this chick actually have bush, if so, based.
She does.
>MC Lae'zel and main romance Shadowheart is the best >hate sex at first >eventually she falls hard for you even though you started off at each other's necks
>doesn't care about Gale >skip all dialogue just to advance his quest >a few hours later >remember that night we had gay sex? >Wyll: hey remember that night we slept together? >Mindflayer: hey do you still love me?
Fricking hell why the hell did I need to find some lost fricking Child, a fricking flower or metal to have sex with the women but I can misclick myself into gay sex?
im gonna romance karlach too but her endings are bugged because the flags for her quest to fix her infernal engine are in the upper city which was cut out of the game
>be DM/dev >how do we tie githyankies in our setting? >ah, they lost one of their artefacts, silverswords, dildos >now they invade Fay-run and are dicks to everyone
at this point Im convinced they are a race of incompetent idiots. How they rebelled against mindchads is a miracle
Shadowheart is peak wife material. She doesn't like to see me doing evil shit but she doesn't stop me or gets angry.
Laezel is just a ugly b***h who tries to dominate me, an alpha male. You can kinda intimidate her into being submissive but it still doesn't fix her frog face.
They both fit the archetype of the tough girl you can either soften or make as inflexible as steel, and both will leave you if you choose the latter unfortunately. It comes down to if you want the sheltered tough girl who acts like she knows everything but is a secret moron (Lae'zel), or the darker assassin femme fatale.
Or be like me and pick Karlach, then force her to become a squid against her will, at swordpoint so she doesn't die.
I will. I'll have you know that me and this hat have been everywhere together since I found it in a burned down house.
The name of the bard Chadwick Fulgurfowl will be known on his hat and his illustrious escapades.
Do origin characters get any special interactions? So far everything seems exactly the same as playing a custom one, except I can't recruit the character I'm playing as and, well, actually experience their quest/conversations/etc.
IDK if you can have Karlach tag along for killing the paladins, but if you play as her, once they're dead she goes on a rampage with the engine smashing and burning the entire place down.
>Don’t dump into Dex >Get shit on for 10 turns because you go last
Whose idea was it to lock initiative with Dex? So just frick all the other classes huh?
>get to Ramazith tower >two invulnerable barriers blocking two enticing items >cast thunderwave on them just to test >activate the invisible levers right next to them and break the barriers
Pretty sure it's after. I never actually got her to say to me herself it seems to be buggy but somebody that did says it triggered after finishing her quest in Act 3.
> Dark Urge palyers = subhumans who think they are alphas and fantasies about the perfect chick giving him infinite attention and adoration who accepts his animal instincts
> female players = third worlders obsessed with european women
> chad players = selfinserting betas rejected by irl communes
> futa players = just braindead anime-style autists who don't care about anything
I don't get the uproar when Leliana was the OG prostitute love interest back in 2007 when DA origins released, this all looks like nothing compared to Leliana accepting a threesome with Zevran
He's an eroge protag. He learned magic really well just because he wanted to frick god and that wasn't enough for him. Fun fact but most of the population can trace their lineage back to Gale, even if it's extremely distant ancestry. Including your companions. Which explains why the world is so horny in a subtle manner. You can't spell DNA without Gale just like you can't Horny.
You thought you could get away from Gale by fricking Shadowheart, for example? Tough shit. Low percentage as it is but her body was only made possible thanks to Gale's sperm that created her Mom. No matter what you do, you're kissing and fricking Gale's cum. There's no winning move. Even if you swear celibacy it's still completely over - his cum is an autonomous system that reproduces with itself.
>groomed prostitute who becomes a cute born again virgin tradwife vs. wild tsundere warrior woman who becomes a cute embarrassed sub
a tale as old as time itself
There's a mod for that. We'll, one mod replenishes after every fight, another mod replenishes on short rests. Also the basket clothing mod has accessories that recover spell slots.
It's not just long resting that screws you over, just going to your camp can frick you over. Gotta spend those rest wisely. Your best bet is getting the Dwarves to fight with you(then picking them off during the fight one by one, if you want to save the Gnomes).
Bg3 threads making me seriously reconsider ever using Ganker again, absolute cesspit filled with whiny homosexuals, if it isn't LE SLOOOOOOOOOT trannies it's the I PLAYED FOR 200 HOURS IN A SINGLE WEEK AND THIS GAME IS HORRIBLE morons, frick this moronic negativity, the only threads that get a free pass for you freaks are the disgusting and boring as frick coomer ones
The game is ok. I expected Original Sin 3: D&D Flavor and thats what I got. I dont appreciate the bioware-level romance and animations.
I simply dont think the game is amazing because I didnt let my standards drop like the industry wanted.
>find mushroom that is worth a Fortune >dorf woman refuse to pay and wants it for free >give it to her wife beating husband so the wife beating continues
she had a choice
>she had a choice
Not really
If you tell her you have the mushroom, she'll ask for it, if you either ask why or say you're gonna take it for yourself, you get an option that has her explain that her husband pissed away all the money that was meant to keep the shop afloat on booze.
This mushroom is the shop's only hope.
I have not given him the mushroom (I kinda wasted it on Shadowheart lol) but she should definitely just kill his ass if you restore his mind.
Where do you find the golden stalk mushroom anyway?
I can't do the Ommelum quest because my brother harvests everything he sees and used that unique mushroom to make a healing potion and now we're locked out of the quest. I bet he had that expensive mushroom and already used it in another potion.
Same place where you find the husband. It's kinda funny that if he hadn't gotten himself in the corner that, even in his compromised state, he would've been right there to get the mushroom.
>This mushroom is the shop's only hope.
And yet it's fine and dandy when you get to the city, but she'll still talk about getting thrown out on their asses. Top notch
She's mad at the doctor, I let her endure the whole thing until the thing exploded. We leave the room and everyone is hostile so I'll kill everyone I guess
Thanks anon, the game doesn't have a crazy amount of options and no sliders so I was pleased I got as close as I did.
The elf eyes look pretty good for that, especially the autumn ones.
I'll check em, wish there was a way to change your appearance ingame, seems like an obvious thing to have, maybe I missed it
I can appreciate the dedication to roll praying.
The amount of options for some bard role play are pretty good. You can use your perform action to distract npcs over to you and let other party members sneak by. They have a couple good lockdown spells but overall they got pretty fricked over on the spell list. Magical secrets is suppose to let a bard take any spell of a level they can cast, the secrets spell list has some good ones but certainly not every spell, and their base list is probably the weakest imo.
I would figure thieves or bards would be the most fun options.
9 months ago
Anonymous
The way bardic inspiration and guidance are implemented lends itself real well to charisma and thief type characters, you can get tons of easier fights or bonus shit for being a charisma character. I got Raphael's enslaved Orthon general to turn coat and beat his ass with me with a DC 30 persuasion
One of my biggest complaints is the lack of a hat costume/camp clothing slot and that armors can't be put in the costume slots. Is there a mod for this? Lotta real good items are ugly as fricking sin.
Roll Karlach and rip open Shadowheart's pod because Barbarian, no need to use the worm, then replace one of Shadowheart's spells (not guiding bolt) with Command and use it on the Devil commander to get him to drop the fire sword, and give it to Karlach for a thematic weapon
That's a lot of effort to RP for something that has no negative consequences in the game. It's actually moronic that there are none, but hey - at least we have bear sex.
The best thing about Dragonborn is that they don't have breasts, so you can choose male or female body as a muscularity option.
I also gave my male dragonborn a pussy and RP it's a cloaca
Minthara
The finest choice but I respect Lae'zel and shadowheart brothers.
karlACK gays deserve the rope though
she literally has only one cutscene and that's it
nothing after that
because it's bugged
they already said it'll be fixed
guess what, literal pregnant with your spawn ending
Minthara talks shit to half-drow characters saying their bloodline is soiled so how is she okay with racemixing?
it's different when she does it
Everyone talks shit to half-elf characters. Even the mirror talks shit to you.
My friend Minthara is the funniest person I know.
I accidentally killed and failed to recruit Minthara because I attacked the goblins and aggroed everything.
All of them are terrible.
this
If a racist fox were a choice that'd be a different story.
My wife Lae'zel
>Lae'zel
Are there any mods that make her less ugly yet?
There was, but troony author nuked it from nexus because of le toxic comments
Nexus is a shitty site, why do people still use it?
Because it has a handy autoinstaller.
Not a good enough reason, they delete way too many mods because they are too deep into a cult.
They also refuse to remove mods if the author wants to remove it if it's in a mod bundle.
I know nothing about this game aside from the fact that it's been spammed everywhere. Are the game's devs super cheap, or something? A fantasy race with a higher-up nose is fine, but the obviously-stretched texture from the lips to the nose is not. Judging from how often I see this face posted, I'm assuming she's a major character, and yet they couldn't be bothered to do something about that? They clearly have a base 'human face' model that they apply modifiers to to make all of the characters' faces, which makes sense and saves a bunch of resources, but the fact that they'd let it cause blatantly-stretched textures like this on a major character is a pretty massive red flag.
>wife
Your wife is a prostitute
Lae'Zel is upfront and honest about being an evil villain while Shadowheart lies about it.
Shadowheart isn't a villain, she leans towards good and will in fact redeem herself even without any input from you.
i feel like killing people currently traveling with you for any reason is villainous and making excuses about why they were justified doesnt change that
No it's not. It's not villainous to shank Astarion in response to him trying to nibble you without asking first, and it's not villainous to kill lae'zel before she manages to ruin everything with her belligerence either.
Shadowheart agreed to duel her in the morning
And? Why the frick would you fight fair?
>being a coward and backstabbing b***h is somehow a positive personality trait
Yeah, to me it is. I don't want an honourable idiot in my party, I want someone practical who gets the job done. But regardless of whether you consider it a positive trait or not it's still not villainous.
Why would you trust someone that murders people in their sleep like that? That sounds very impractical.
If you know what "Shar" is, you absolutely should not be surprised
That alone should be a BIGGER red flag than ending the life of a stronger duelist the night before the scheduled duel.
It's okay. You can fix her. Not cope, actually fix her.
you are coping hard tbh, lying about a duel and then stabbing your opponent in the back while they're sleeping is textbook villainy.
normal human but ugly nose, long ears and green so unique!
>normal human but ugly nose
IT'S ECONOMIC
There is no winner.
I romanced Shadowheart my first playthrough but Lae'zel, who I thought was an ugly frog b***h at the beginning of the game, grew on me so much I wish I had romanced her instead
Nothing is over.
So far I'm only sure of Shadowbawd being the absolute worst.
The one that isn't lusting after Halsin
Dude probably smells like shit, too. Druids never bathe, ever.
>Druids never bathe, ever.
IMAGINE
How do I get these undies, bros
Im pretty sure thats the frog b***hes underwear, if not act 3 underwear merchant
It's the devil underwear
the one I can make babies with
Laezel has the cuter face. Shadowheart has the better body and a sexy voice.
Leazel has the better character however. Killing someone in their sleep? Absolute Black person behavior
>Killing someone in their sleep? Absolute Black person behavior
For real, I lost a lot of respect for Shadowheart over that.
It was because she had a blocky flat ass in that scene.
>surprised the TRICKERY cleric of the GODDESS OF DARK AND NIGHT did a surprise attack on her MUCH STRONGER FIGHTER ENEMY
Lae'zel was a dumb b***h. She knew it was coming and let her guard down, her fellow githyanki woul tell her its her loss and she recognizes that it's her loss, hence she drops her bullshit with shadowheart (mostly) at that point, accept her defeat with at least grace.
Shadowheart would have been a moron to fight lae'zel head on, unless she can instantly lock her down with a superior initiative and CC spell, she's basically already lost and Lae'zel sure as frick wouldn't show the mercy she did.
For the record, I fricked Gale and Karlach (female PC)
Laezel dumps you at the end of the game
wrong, she wants to be with you for the rest of her days while you are hunted for not choosing to go kill vlaktih
I guess Shadowheart because the frog hasn't ever made it ten steps past its cage in my games
I knew I wasn't the only one. Stupid c**t should have said please.
the one who has the hairier pussy
>hideous orc creatures
>"waifu"
I know it lost its meaning fricking years ago but it really seems like it doesn't mean anything anymore, like somehow even less than before.
How does one even get the scene of them trying to kill eachother? Do you need to try to frick them both or something?
Anyway, have Minthara-in-a-box
I think it is after the first time you meet other githyanki. The one with the dragon where I had to reload that shit like 8 god damn times because frick that fight and then eventually Lae'zel just straight up hit some deception check or something and I didn't have to fight. They aren't fighting over you trying to frick them both. They are fighting over the D20 Shadowheart has
I think it just triggers randomly after getting them both in your camp.
I completely missed that fight, saw them talking under the bridge, went on with my business, came back with everyone buy one guy dead and ressed the frog.
the thing that got me so fricking mad about that shit is it wouldn't let you properly set up your other 2 party members in ambush spots on the bridge. They would not be in combat or something weird or it would move them to the bottom with you. I don't remember exactly, but it was annoying to try to set up the fight so I could do the dialogue and then fight. A lot of BG3 boss fights are like that where it is annoying to set your party members in good spots so the 4 of you aren't standing next to each other when the dialogue ends
Or even worse, when combat ends and an npc initiates dialogue with whoever is closest. What a stupid fricking oversight.
>sitting in a building letting friend loot
>standing in a spot so he can run around without worrying about the shitty crystal chronicles mechanic (rogue type so he should be the scout)
>dont have my eyes glues to the minimap 24/7 so enemy patrols up to me
>dialogue with nothing but deception checks
>actually win one which was a miracle for my character
>even harder check immediately after
>get in to fight
Fun.
>CChild approaches Lae'zel instead of fellow tiefling to talk about harpies
You edgelords are the worst.
Shadowheart's body with Lae'zel's personality would be a perfect waifu
I can look past physical appearance 🙂
I love my wife Shadowheart!
>Admits that she has nonstop Halsin fantasies if pressed.
She's the best hotwife for sure.
Frick now I have to marry her.
She never said anything remotely close to this in my playthrough lol. I DID have Halsin thirsting after me though.
Black person, everyone wants to frick Halsin and he fricks anything
Proofs?
1:33 and onwards
%27sHubs
>habsburgjawheart
>thinks about Halsin during sex
im probably never going to replay this game but if i do im instantly killing Halsin
Speaking of which, what does halsin do if you attack the druid replacement head b***h for trying to kill a child before he's saved?
I haven't not killed him yet, but from my understanding he wants to do everything but be at that shitty grove so probably doesn't care.
Why kill? Pretend to guard the portal to shadowfell but casually walk away to do something more important like
I dont want shadowheart to ever even look upon him.
Just never talk to the guy like I have. And besides if you want to kill him just toss him off a cliff.
Just ignore goblin and tiefling you cant even bully torture his bear fricker form in rhe jail he just scape anyway
>love lae'zels personality
>love her voice
>have a hard time getting past her nose and body
i'm so conflicted
I think if there was a mod for her nose, she would be easy 10/10
her body is the worst part, everybody mentions her nose, but her body is absolutely fricking disgusting
I have to agree, she's basically a stick
women are supposed to be curvy, white people and especially europeans don't get it
>anon be like "vgh my pure trad frogfu"
literally what laezel looks like naked
Black person, I've seen darkies call women sexy and thicc when their asses looked like cottage cheese in a ziplock back, Black folk don't know what good looking is.
>conflicted
I mean, first of all, these things are not completely and 100% disgusting. Her nose is even somewhat realistic, just small. And her body (her skin mostly) isn't that bad either.
BUT I really see that you personally have never had to deal with the same problem in real life, and probably never had a real relationship with a girl, which ALWAYS involves compromises of many kinds. I mean, no girl is ideal, you ALWAYS have to put up with something. Same for them actually, you're not ideal either (but who cares about their opinions, frick them).
Like, my first girlfriend in high school had a BIG nasty burn scar on her lower leg. It was pretty old, she got it when she was pretty young, but still. I didn't really see it until we were already dating and I was visiting her house regularly. She was wearing shorts and I noticed the scar and I almost freaked out, like, frick, that shit doesn't look attractive. I played it cool and, well, I had to live with it because everything else was pretty good (including blowjobs).
And then when I was older and I went to the after school English class (I'm an ESL), there was an older girl and, well, long story short, after some time we were talking after this class and then she suddenly took my hands in hers and looked at me like a puppy. I was 18 and she was like 24 (don't remember), I liked her personality but at that moment I thought she was way too old for me PLUS I didn't find her face attractive PLUS she was a bit overweight. Anyway. I acted like it was just a friendly gesture and ignored it altogether, while knowing damn well that this girl really wanted my dick. I'm 30 now, I've had several long-term relationships since then, but this is still one of my biggest regrets, that I ignored this girl back then. I imagine how passionate sex with her could be because she was actually a pretty nice girl and I liked everything in her except looks.
Same with Lae'zel here. Don't be a fricking Black person, just deal with it
Why is everyone ignoring that I had sex?
There should have been a large minotaur woman to romance.
I like all the characters. Also this game was made for multiple playtroughs.
Karlach is the only choice among the companions.
Thirsty buff dork > 50yo cumdump > frog
>ignore lae'zal at every opportunity
>she keeps popping up in places
>continue ignoring her
>she pops up in the Shadowlands, just to die to the shadow curse
she is so fricking funny, im going to carry her body and resurrect her somewhere just to see what other dumb shit she does, or at least i'll continue seeing her around while i continue to ignore her
Whoever has the bigger bush and/or armpit hair.
Frog has nicer breasts than Shadowheart, puts out more than Shadowheart, AND has a better tradwife arc than Shadowheart.
But as soon as they fix Minthara (and they ARE fixing Minthara right?) the answer is Minthara.
>nobody talks about true waifus
NGL Sazza was pretty hot.
Felt pretty sad when I found out you couldn't frick her.
It was all thanks to that GrimGrim goblin comic.
ngl I looked up if she was romancable to moment I met her in that cage. It's a shame.
There's another goblin at the camp that apparently has a burgeoning foot fetish.
Shadowheart is a c**t
*Holds blade to Lae'zel's throat* "Oh my god why are you like this, you don't need to do this!"
Shadowheart is a israelite. "The israelite cries out in pain as he strikes you"
I let laezel kill shadowheart for this that artifact belonged to the gith. I even gave it to the inquisitor.
>I even gave it to the inquisitor.
You get it back anyway
🙁
give it to me straight, if I just want to romance and sexo female orcs and female goblins penis optional is this game for me
Frick no, there are no half-orc companions, no half-orc romances and not a single major half-orc character. Goblins get even less content.
thanks for the clarification
I will proceed to wallow in pain
The devs didn't have the balls to include a female orc/goblin love interest
his one is great
especially with the cute human princess being spitroasted in the background and becoming corrupted at the end
>Orc gyarus
Huh, neat
Love this one.
The guy is a fatass but the orcs are into it because he's all plump and soft.
Good read.
There’s a half orc sorcerer that says she’s into you but you’re forced to kill her
now it hurts even more
There's an ugly half orc sorcerer that says she’s into you but you’re forced to kill her*
Orcs are ugly fricks. What did you expect?
People generally get a boner for idealized non-ugly orcs so I had to correct.
She could’ve been the sorcerer companion but instead we get two druids
>Work with WOTC
>WOTC calls orcs the equivalent of Black folk
>Orc "romance"
>Forced to kill it
What did they mean by this?
kek I think I know the one, in moontower? I used romantic thoughts to block her out and she realized my drowfu is an incel and offered me some frick later. Went back down to the based moustache orc merchant and he said don't trust that ho.
>Bear sex GOOD
>Orc sex BAD
mindbroken lol, lmao
You can frick as many bears as you want hermano, I just want Larian to throw straight (normal) people a bone and let us bang orc and goblin babes.
>brings up non whites out of nowhere
>brings up bear fricking out of nowhere
>brings up being normal(lmfao) out of nowhere
projection: 101
>brings up non whites out of nowhere
I'm a beaner. If you feel called out that's on you.
>brings up bear fricking out of nowhere
Hardly. There are bear scenes but not a single half-orc or goblin scene.
>brings up being normal(lmfao) out of nowhere
Nah you're being a homosexual. Had to call you a homosexual, homosexual.
Do you actually wanna frick one of BG3'S gobbos
They definitely smell bad, have sharp teeth, will burp in your face and laugh shrilly after then probably try to cook your dog
Can't say no to shortstacks with pudgy stomachs. Imagine if Larian had straight writers, we'd have a female goblin companion to boss around and PLAP every long rest.
>portable onahole that hangs on your back and gives you one extra ranged attack per turn, and +1 to saves, -1 to enemy saves
Wouldn't you rather PLAP a kobold?
No. That'd be disgusting, come on now.
I wish there were more friendly kobolds. I wanted to party with the drunk ones in Act 1.
>They definitely smell bad, have sharp teeth,
hot
>, will burp in your face
uh ill try to bear with it
>laugh shrilly
instant boner
>then probably try to cook your dog
farquaad.jpg
I'm being a homosexual, when the only thing you had to say to my bear free post was "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GAY BEAR FRICKING" acquire critical thinking skills next time you're picking tomatoes, you closeted homosexual zoophiliac.
HEY, HEY!
Did you just call somebody other than me a zoophile?!
This event happened, and Shadowheart "killed" Laezel. But then Laezel was back at camp like nothing happened, despite everyone acting like she was dead. I just wrote it off as her getting rezzed by Withers or something.
Her corpse keeps moving around camp in my game. I assume Gale is fricking it
Mizora is the only one for me.
She gives you demon AIDS
I am going to plap Mizoras devil pussy my next playthrough. I will not cheat on Karlach though in my current one.
>be me
>find karlach, immediately realize that devil-fed gung-ho bullshit coming from wyll was all wrong
>save her life
>literally drop shadowb***h once I realize how much more charming karlach the bubbly optimist is
>finally reach baldur's gate, encounter the drow prostitute duo
>definitely not into that gay shit
>she isn't either
>That'sMyGirl.webm
>later she wakes me up for a fun little date together at the end of the world
>very happy with my romance choice
>she invites me to seal the deal that night
>BusinessIsBoomin.jpg
>think to myself, Larian might be full of blue-haired spastic gays, and I might have had to turn down literally every horny male companion multiple times to get here, but i finally made it with the only female companion who's personality isn't cardboard
>sex scene begins
>TheEagleHasLanded.webm
>cant wait for my intimate moment
>forced to watch in horror as Karlach literally picks up my straight male 7 foot tall dragonborn by the waist, throws my legs in the air and emasculates me
>forced to skip the cutscene i waited all game for due to the sheer cringe radiating from my screen
Everything involving romance in this game is a sham written by twisted buttholes.
Romance stories in rpgs are shit, but not for the reason you posted.
>here's your cute hetero romance
>sike! finger in the pooper lol
Laezel chads won
Arent you glad they gave you reduced character creation choices so that sex scene you skipped wont look weird?
>Boy giving Githyankis that much reactivity sure was wor-
reminder that origins are shit and better off as support characters with all their voicelines and interactions with the rest of the cast.
Yeah I don't really get the point of origin characters outside of Durge. I doubt they give enough extra insight into the character to be worth playing.
Larian worked on that garbage feature instead of polishing Act 3 btw
I mean yeah most of the playerbase agrees. That chart is counting the 7% who started as an origin. 93% of players went custom.
I'm speaking from experience I went through an origin story to see if it offers anything unique. It does not deliver enough to justify it.
People complained about origin characters back in D:OS2 because custom character got absolutely jack shit in comparison and you were getting a much lesser experience when playing as one but that Belgian c**t just doesn't listen. I even recall reading that they totally listened to the players and custom character in BG3 won't be the same but yet again custom character got absolutely jack shit and you're still a nobody with nothing.
thats why they get for not making gith the playable race with a githzerai and githyanki subrace. i would play as a githzerai if it was available but i'll never play a githy*nki
Gale being that high is just because of speed runners, I guarantee it
Black folk couldn't even spell Lae'zel right
Yeah but maybe some just really wanted to play as Jesus
He is also the only white male
no because hes white and a wizard, what 90% of fantasy fans want
The diety selection for clerics is absolutely pathetic
>Pick Dragonborn
>Can't worship Tiamat
I chose eggs for my
>Githyanki get Vlaakith instead of Tiamat, due to lore I guess
>They can still pick most other deities instead of being locked into Vlaakith
You deserve disappointment and worse for picking le epic spork of doom choice
Minthara chads won.
>forced to watch in horror as Karlach literally picks up my straight male 7 foot tall dragonborn by the waist, throws my legs in the air and emasculates me
Brother that is what she is designed for. She's a giant super strong demon woman. She amazon presses you. The frick did you think she was some submissive little bunny you were going to dominate? No wonder so many people in this game are getting raped by the companions because you guys seem to be extremely moronic.
why do I have to say I hate talking about cats, after my friend talked in length about the sentient feline familiar that literally saved his live and prevented him from giving up on everything, just to not be locked in for sex with said friend
Lemme say "She sounds like a fine familiar" and move on. Imagine someone tells you a story about how their brother paid for their cancer treatment and stood by them the entire time and you say "Ugh, I hate talking about family"
Gale's romance entry is fricking weird.
It isn't like I have any right to dismiss animal sentience, I am literally a bipedal lizard that can speak to pigs
>saved his live
life*
lol gay, how insecure are you?
what is this weird twisted cp? mods!!!!
He is not a child he is a Gnome YOU FRICKING CHUD!
child/gnome, whatever you pull your dick to it's fricking degeneracy. You all should be put in jail
>whaaaaat?! My 6ft tall mountain of muscle amazonian barbarian hell waifu with an infernal engine for a heart that spends her life fighting in hell and is madly in love with me picked *me* up and is pumping my wiener while mounting me?!
>what has the world gone to?! Why arent youa docile, weak woman, nooooooooo
What the frick were you expecting fricking a musclemommy? Also we fricked in missionary with my buff human paladin, so I dont know what you're talking about.
Karlach, but fricking Swen gutted her quest line and she doesn't even get a happy ending for her
I fricking hate Swen so much for making an undercooked game
>yay I beat the game
>karlach randomly explodes
Lmao
>she doesn't even get a happy ending for her
If you let her become a mindflayer that's about as happy as it gets but implications throughout the story make even that kinda fricked up
> become a mindflayer
This is literally the death of the soul and body, followed by the replacement of you with an alien larva that will steal your memories and impersonate you.
It's worse than just death.
>Karlach's Act 3 quests and endings are bugged
>You can impregnate Minthara
>Froggy has the best character arc in the game
Mark my words, Shadow''bearfricker''heart will be the least popular romance once the definitive edition is out.
> definitive edition
Already proven it’s not happening sadly
She'll always be the top romance just because she's the only attractive white girl and her voice makes penises harden like the flute of a snake charmer
this. its a fricking injustice that the only normal looking girl is shadowshart
chk
you think you can cum without me?
Eat shit, homo. We had to suffer MONTHS of 40+ elden ring threads after it's release before board traffic went back normal. Feel free to ignore the 2 or so bg3 threads, c**t.
Why is Lae'zel's dialogue so much better than everyone else's? Just the way she speaks just seems better written
The two other females are gigglesqueek childish or modern demoralized loose bawd
She's the main character unironically
since when japs loe cwrpgs?
Japs are the ultimate coomers. This game is right up their alley.
Why are female companions so much better? Except for Astarion, but he's a flaming homosexual therefore almost a female, other male companions have disappointing dialogues and interactions. I'm not talking about romance.
Game has like 19 writers but somehow still feels extremely incomplete in that regard. I really don't know how they pulled it off.
I think Gale is pretty good, or he would be if he weren't bugged to hell and back so that everyone ignores his storyto avoid being gay
Wyll is pretty boring though.
Lae'zel and Shadowshart obviously got way more attention, even having entire sections of the main story dedicated to them.
Really feels like the others are half-baked.
Laezel, Astarion and Shadowheart get a whole ass dungeon featuring a boss while Minthara and Karlach can't even get their sidequests to work.
>Laezel, Astarion and Shadowheart get a whole ass dungeon featuring a boss
Sweet because that's who I'm playing with unless there's an animal and I pull out the one eyed b***h for a sec
Because the males are written like women too.
homie I think you're right
Gale has a great VA but I dont want him to frick me and wyll is black and halsin is the less cool jaheira
gale talks too much, he would be so much more likeable if he didnt have an extra two sentences added on to every dialogue he has
Women tend to talk too much, and Gale strikes me as a "househusband" type of character, therefore, a woman.
But he DPs you in the Weave
Alexa, what is a strapon?
Halsin doesn't even give you a monogamous relationship. While he doesn't screw around on you, the implication is that he can and will, if he so desired.
I like Gale but I understand why he's the most-killed companion
>Gale has a great VA but I dont want him to frick me
Literally just tell him you don't swing that way and he'll back off
Shadowhoe by far.
Can I kill party members I don't like in this game? Also is the game playable without these party members? Because I get the feeling that I'd end up killing almost all of them.
Yes, you can
Mint. The gay, frog and Black person all die immediately in that case.
You can kill all of them or make them all leave.
Most of them, Gale has a magical nuke in his chest though, so you need to keep him alive or rez him within 2 days of killing him or else it will go off.
You could rip his hand off though upon meeting him as dark urge, or you could not help him at all.
You can also at some points tell these characters to just frick off
You can and you can recruit hirelings instead. You obviously end up missing out on story content if you do it.
is a threesome possible? if not why not? the game is degenerate as is
i will fix shadowheart. as lae'zel.
Emperor
>get rid of literal custom waifu
>add some homosexual gay squid sex instead
Fricking why, Daisy's temptations were far more interesting.
They could’ve had them both, especially since the reveal that Orpheus was the one providing the magic not the guardian
The fact that there wasn't a version of this scene that ends with them having hot steamy hate sex is unacceptable. Bear sex is fine but two hot chicks making out is where they cross the line?
>two hot chicks making out is where they cross the line?
Aylin and Isobel kiss doeeverbeit
>He didn't get the Shart/Mizora scene
lmao
There's actually TOO many lesbians in this game. Frick two of the major players in act 2 are literally that one comic strip put into D&D.
Why the frick is everyone so fricking horny in this game
It's honestly the worst thing about it, like everything to do with romance was written by a 15 year old boy
Everyone in my party has solicited me for sex or a relationship and I'm still only around 12 hours in
>Why the frick is everyone so fricking horny in this game
Swen, the leader of Larian, is a high elder coomer
I think the only companion I didn't have to reject was Karlach. The Halsin shit was especially cringe. Shit was tiring.
they both suck
they are copefus
cope
What /weg/ is thi-oh.
frog wife best wife
Karlach would be superior if she had a good ending. She's loyal, sympathetic, and honest about her desires.
She's cringe and reddit brah
nah. Despite what Gankerirgins say I can't bring myself to hate her.
Frog is actually great. Went into the game expecting to romance Karlach, but Frog is the best.
I also didn't think I'd enjoy Astarion so much (no homo).
Gale is in the third place. Shame his story peaks in act 1.
People whining about karlach don’t understand beautiful tragic endings life isn’t a fairy tale
But anon, the game we are playing is a literal fairy tale.
>literally broken due to rushed release
>you just don't understand, bro
maybe they cut it for a reason. it’s better this way
You're just moronic, anon.
Why it wouldn’t have been hard to move her supposed “cut mission” to the lower city but they decided not too. it’s intended to be beautifully tragic.
Frick.
Off.
Just like your dick, right?
Cheeky
They probably cut it because it was a shitty YA romance novel writing.
They'd have removed Karlach altogether if it was their worry.
No it's, it's garbage and pseuds jacking off to an unfinished ending won't change that.
absolute tastelet, tragedy is far better than memey everything ending all right, sorry your infant brain cant handle real drama or E M O T I O N
It’s based as hell ending. If you want her to live so much go to avernus with her
Sure, the second they restore her Act 3 companion quests and fix her bugs.
There’s nothing to fix it’s beautifully tragic
>If you want her to live so much go to avernus with her
But you can't?
>maybe they cut it for a reason.
Yeah because literally that entire part of the game was wasn't done in time
You don't understand her tragic ending was purely due to the game being LITERALLY INCOMPLETE!
SO? its better tragic anyway you otaku homosexual
>Muh TRAGEDY I MUST HAVE THE COOL CHARACTERS GET FRICKED OVER!!!!!!!!!!
Tragic endings in a setting where resurection is cheap is gay and moronic tbh. Honestly, why doesn't the MC have someone kill him, remove the tadpole from their skull, then refify?
Why the frick doesn't Wyll just take out his glass eye and remove the tadpole like that..?
My only assumption is that it is too deep, but in a setting where death is a easy fix, brain surgery is easy as frick. Shit, people can survive with open holes in their heads in real life, there was apparently an entire culture that believe cutting holes into your skull and exposing your brain let out evil spirits. Just cut the top of the skull off, remove tadpol, cast mending to fix said skull because you are a corpse and as such count as an item. Then cast resurect. It feels like the creators of this game don't consider options.
Regular resurrection (which in tabletop is significantly more expensive) explicitly can't restore lost body parts. Karlach is fricked without her heart.
Yeah, shame that spells that can regenerate organs don't exist... oh wait a minute...
You can just be a level 10 druid and use reincarnate on her. She dies, then comes back with her mind and memories intact. Bonus, she is no longer the same race, although she might still be the same race. The dice decides on that. Unless that spell isn't in the game, which would be moronic because it is a basic level 5 druid spell in the players handbook.
It's not in the game, a most of the roleplay/utility spells that don't immediately impact combat or interactions are cut
That is so utterly fricking gay. The creators are hacks.
Actually now thinking about it, that spell would also fix the main issue too... Just cast it on everyone, everyone slits their own throats, and boom no more issues.
Also thinking about it, they could have made it so your old body became the big bad then, and becomes the secret final boss if you did this option... fricksake, why do I keep coming up with better ideas then the creators?
Withers can do it.
I think there's a haphazard explanation that it's tied to your skull through magic frickery, like when the hag tries to remove it.
Least moronic Larian drone.
cyberpunk did tragic ending pretty good
this game does not, because the setting trivializes loss through resurrection spells and afterlifes that you come back from. Karlach doesn't have a beautiful tragic ending she's just yoinked away with a big ???
>People whining about karlach don’t understand beautiful tragic endings life isn’t a fairy tale
It's not a beautiful tragic ending, it's an incomplete product where the possible outcomes don't make a fricking ounce of sense and leaves the player feeling like the rug got pulled out from under them. Aside from that, I'm fricking sick of pseuds singing the praises of tragic or bittersweet endings while failing to understand what qualifies as a good (in a qualitative sense, rather than moral or consequential) ending. Also, it's doubly fricking stupid in a game that seemingly places an emphasis on player agency railroading you into options that don't make any sense in-universe or from the players' perspective, there's a fricking reason most people who cared to romance her are pissed about the cut content.
The threads are under constant fricking siege by a –and I shit you not– dedicated shitposting discord. Polyamory with Halsin is initiated purely on the part of the player, if Shart is talking about him it's because you triggered the flags either because you're a degenerate or a moron. It's easy to believe that it's the default because nobody actually plays the fricking game and Gale is a bugged out gay sex pest, but most of the shitposting surrounding Shart is literally just DiscordBlack folk stirring shit, and most of the questionable things she says are because of the choices (You) made. That being said there are occasions the game goes out of its way to let you know she's had previous partners, because it's a game made in the west and idolizing virginity gets you -200 ESG points.
>most of the questionable things she says are because of the choices (You) made
So you moron just killed your argument with that.
1) So she says SOME questionable shit then, you agree
2) In what fricking world are choices of YOUR partner define who you are as a person? You know what happens when you make those same choices with Lae`zel and Karlach or literally anyone who isn't a completely broken sexslave vampire? They promptly dump your ass, somehow they didn't need to slip into a different universe and swap personalities just for your homosexualry.
Just say you headcanon the b***h to not be a vile bawd and her behavior in Act 3 being a retcon to appease mentally ill poly cretins and we're cool. Why is it so fricking hard. Or better yet - if you don't mind her being a vile bawd then say ''Well I don't care, I like bawds actually and will happily settle with her''.
Shadowheart, but Lae'zel is basically underage and this is Ganker so Lae'zel
>Lae'zel is basically underage
What?
In githyanky culture she is a young adult at the oldest
Jesus christ go back to fricking leddit you gigantic homosexual. Imagine caring about le age of consent of magical fantasy universe alien race that looks like a granny frog. How fricking gay can you possibly be to even have this sort of concern in mind when playing this game? People obsessed with virtual imaginary characters age of consent are the reason there's no shortstack romance, "omg they're short that must mean they're literally LE CHILDREN".
Imagine being unattracted to a character with best romance, story and facial expressions in game because she is 16 in frog years or something. Absolutely mindbroken
>barely spell her own name
what?
She's literally borderline moronic and now addicted to heroin, she was groomed into doing BLACKED when she went from Texas to California in hopes of becoming an actress at age 18.
You tell me, anon
thats hot as frick
Shadowheart for lovey dovey romance and 2.5 kids on a farm.
Lae'zel for extremely aggressive sex atop the corpses of your enemies (followed by cuddling and hand holding).
Laezel is bad because some feminist made her ugly out of spite.
???? she's pretty though
She's pretty for a Githyanki, but being lore accurate, Gith aren't exactly the most attractive of races.
They all look the same
Post them.
Bland or brilliant. Ugly or beautiful.
males are better
incorrect, I have seen some decent ones though
my taste is better than yours
I don't like you being mean to me but your waifu is cute.
everyone feels like they need to use every option in the creator to make a waifu like having neck tattoos or something when its just not nessesary.
here's the improved version
feels like the character creator is at once bad and good, with how easy it is to make good looking characters alongside the fact there are only a few feasible face choices per race, with the rest being diversity uggos
I just wanted to make a runny makeup drow that looks like she sucks mad dick
oh my asmodeus
That's a man
>not only a lover in men in denial but a t***fling playing at that
Do not ever attempt to discuss another's taste.
>implying i play a tiefling
rest checks out thoughever
GAY
stop replying to my inferior product see this
instead
GAY BUT LESS SATURATED
if thats gay. Then you call me daddy poz bear
Pledged to keep my oath
I missed the orc thread that was here last week, but here's mine
Gale is such a weird dude. I can't help but like him.
accurate
a-and now kiss
If I recruit Karlach but then sleep enough so the grove gets raided will she stick around
>sleep enough that the grove gets raided
THAT'S A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN?
did you know if you sleep twice after killing gale and being asked to rez him you just get a game over screen?
I assume it happens because I read about don't be late or whatever but haven't tried yet. Stopped to start dinner
I love my wife Shadowheart
We know, Halsin.
My wife doesn't frick bears.
That template just keeps on giving.
Is there a mod that edits Karclach's lines so she doesn't say frick after every two words?
frogs are forever
hon hon hon
I just wish their questlines ended better. There's no real, satisfying conclusion to them in act 3, nor epilogues for that matter. Just one romance scene for each too.
Alright, what are me and my waifu in for?
She's watching the gay vampire to make sure he doesn't pull any funny business
spoilered because this was an image i shared way way back in early EA
Lae'zel isn't Evil, she comes from a strict culture that is considered a war band, like the Mongolians or samurai. At the start she may seem a bit dominating, but as the story progress, she is actually a very kind sweet heart, which even surprised me. She really loves you and when you show it back, she adopts a goodish attitude with you.
Shadowheart a.k.a Shadowbawd is as cold and evil as frick. She constantly lies to you. her romance to you is slow and when you find out shes a bawd, will only anger you more. Her attitude to you changes as well. One minute shadowheart pretends to care for you, then she turns cold as frick towards you.
Lae'zel all the way for top waifu!
the most fricked up part about lae'zel is that she slit her cousin's throat because of her fricked up culture
Not once did Shadow do anything like with my char.
>not listening to women talk and missing every red flag they throw your way
Kinda based, ngl.
>tfw your ass hurts because Gale casted Hold Person and Grease on you while sleeping again
Never played the game, but my guess would be the one who doesn't look like a Justin Kuritzkes skit.
So am I supposed to kill everyone in the crèche?
This came out of nowhere
Why would a frog beed breasts?
Because they aren't actual frogs, but just humanoids that split from humans much, much earlier. The egg laying is just Vlakiith adaptation.
the gay lesbian sex is practically the centre point the plot revolves around, or so shazam tells me
Hmmm shadowpussy a shame her nipples are kinda lame
People only go or Shadowheart because she is the closest to a human female.
There isn't a single one to stick duck into.
the frog's VA is hot, I will have to get her in my party next time
The Emperor
This is just a transvestite porn game isn't it?
Shadowpubes
Does this game have full lewd scenes? Like can you see genitalia? If so, does this chick actually have bush, if so, based.
Yup. I'd still go with the choices I've made but she's a solid 2nd pick.
Yes but the sex scenes arent so explicit you wanna see the bush you gotta play with the camera and zoom like a doll
>Does this game have full lewd scenes?
Nothing more explicit than the sex scenes in Mass Effect, for the most part. No penetration.
>Like can you see genitalia?
You can.
>If so, does this chick actually have bush, if so, based.
She does.
Shadowcute
>MC Lae'zel and main romance Shadowheart is the best
>hate sex at first
>eventually she falls hard for you even though you started off at each other's necks
>doesn't care about Gale
>skip all dialogue just to advance his quest
>a few hours later
>remember that night we had gay sex?
>Wyll: hey remember that night we slept together?
>Mindflayer: hey do you still love me?
Fricking hell why the hell did I need to find some lost fricking Child, a fricking flower or metal to have sex with the women but I can misclick myself into gay sex?
Fking DUH! You can take ice princess and the frog and piss right off.
im gonna romance karlach too but her endings are bugged because the flags for her quest to fix her infernal engine are in the upper city which was cut out of the game
There are no women in this game. All the 'romances' are gay and bad.
wow i wonder why people reject this thing. she'd be ugly even of she was white, but she's closer to black which makes it worse
Lae'zel is: cute, autistic, passionate, aggressive, domineering, but can turn into devoted submissive if you're man enough.
Her chk noises are pretty hot too
Tieflings. Faerûn.
i want tl kill her so bad bros, i might pirate bg3 just to kill her. can you torture in this game?
yes, that can happen irl but not in this game
>t. not man enough to get the Dominate dialogue options in her sex scenes
There is nothing even remotely African about Lae'zel's features. Are you moronic?
>be DM/dev
>how do we tie githyankies in our setting?
>ah, they lost one of their artefacts, silverswords, dildos
>now they invade Fay-run and are dicks to everyone
at this point Im convinced they are a race of incompetent idiots. How they rebelled against mindchads is a miracle
They had help from dragons, now why the dragons help them, I have no fricking clue.
They did a pact with the devils that was why voss was desperate of daddy raphael
Is it worth picking three levels of warlock to get CHA for atk and dmg or should I just go all 12 levels of paladin do paladins even need high cha?
Shadowheart is peak wife material. She doesn't like to see me doing evil shit but she doesn't stop me or gets angry.
Laezel is just a ugly b***h who tries to dominate me, an alpha male. You can kinda intimidate her into being submissive but it still doesn't fix her frog face.
laezel, no contest
>when you find out your partyleader is also a grammernazi
needs waaaaaay more broken english
They both fit the archetype of the tough girl you can either soften or make as inflexible as steel, and both will leave you if you choose the latter unfortunately. It comes down to if you want the sheltered tough girl who acts like she knows everything but is a secret moron (Lae'zel), or the darker assassin femme fatale.
Or be like me and pick Karlach, then force her to become a squid against her will, at swordpoint so she doesn't die.
Seething they didn't settle their differences with a bra and panties match tbqh
i swapped laezel and shart's underwear around
How long until people figure out how to make custom companions, even if they're story-less? I want a goblin on the team.
So what makes this game the greatest game ever made, as stated by everyone?
I like its attention to detail.
RPGs have been lacking in the most basic of details and BG3 delivers on, what should be, the bare minimum.
And what, pray tell, does BG3 deliver on?
Dice rolls
Something something dopamine reactors monkey meme with visible dice.
Environment interactivity in combat, can't name anything else.
Enjoy your hat then.
I will. I'll have you know that me and this hat have been everywhere together since I found it in a burned down house.
The name of the bard Chadwick Fulgurfowl will be known on his hat and his illustrious escapades.
Looks like shit but honestly, enjoy the hat.
How dare you?
Bare minimum of details and choices for an RPG. The bar has been that low
Do origin characters get any special interactions? So far everything seems exactly the same as playing a custom one, except I can't recruit the character I'm playing as and, well, actually experience their quest/conversations/etc.
IDK if you can have Karlach tag along for killing the paladins, but if you play as her, once they're dead she goes on a rampage with the engine smashing and burning the entire place down.
That happened with my jack garland origin only change is laezel getting a gith firend in the nautiloid then die after wakening in the beach
RIP Losiir.
Play as Shadowheart and Romance Lae'zel.
can you do this
Yeah she already said she wants to taste me, I told her no and by the tiefling camp she was still salty about it and in the mood
The pic looks like Wonder Woman pinning Cheetah.
>Don’t dump into Dex
>Get shit on for 10 turns because you go last
Whose idea was it to lock initiative with Dex? So just frick all the other classes huh?
>get to Ramazith tower
>two invulnerable barriers blocking two enticing items
>cast thunderwave on them just to test
>activate the invisible levers right next to them and break the barriers
lul
Doesn't shadowheart tell you about her past sex partners?
She did nothing of the sort with me. She did however express her desire to start popping out babies with me.
But this thread told me she is a bawd
She is a pure bawd, but for (Me)
GOD
DAMN IT
Why is her hair white
do her quest
She died in the Shar temple.
skill issue + you're doing it wrong
I'll try to get it right on 2nd playthrough.
Went in blind and made a lot of stupid choices, no regret.
Ok, except maybe that, you just can't get this guy to frick off.
She just got a dyke women inspiration if you let live nightsong
Trauma from seeing anon's tiny penis.
I came
Just get her to spare the Nightsong which she should do on her own if you leave her to her own devices.
whats the wall-hit-age for halfelves btw?
60-80 she is gonna start look like a milf
Is this after telilling you about wanting to live away from the city and have a bunch of animals?
Pretty sure it's after. I never actually got her to say to me herself it seems to be buggy but somebody that did says it triggered after finishing her quest in Act 3.
The healing dick in action
Lae’zel cute.
Unironically the frog
She's the only companion with good character development too
>been wearing the armor and hat I've found since act 1
>in act 3 now
what do
Do you never buy anything from vendors? You can barely find anything useful in dungeons.
I've found more useful shit on enemies than I did in vendors.
REMINDER:
> Dark Urge palyers = subhumans who think they are alphas and fantasies about the perfect chick giving him infinite attention and adoration who accepts his animal instincts
> female players = third worlders obsessed with european women
> chad players = selfinserting betas rejected by irl communes
> futa players = just braindead anime-style autists who don't care about anything
> tieflings = cucks
> midget playerd = “kek”, “loooooool!”
> dragonborn = “sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!”
> Githyanki (‘XE / XIM’)
and also:
> Farquaad
Orcs and Drows just can’t stop winning
Drows are male cucks doesnt matter how much the oc drizzt bullshit and all drows in this game and almost all dnd are prostitutes dominants
Im a dark urge and i dont give a frick about love i fricked even the mindflayer and raphael succubus clone female version
who said anything about love, subhuman
How many different unique companions are there in this game?
10, though two of them are druids for whatever moronic ass reason
Can I romance Shadowheart while playing as Laezel?
I want a cape reeeeee
Maybe if I kill everyone in the crèche I will get a cape
What's up with this halsin x shadoheart baiting? Is it anything big and horrible or whatever?
its nonexistent unless you play as shadowheart and go looking for it
I don't get the uproar when Leliana was the OG prostitute love interest back in 2007 when DA origins released, this all looks like nothing compared to Leliana accepting a threesome with Zevran
> prostitute
She doesnt offer her pussy in a ritual to get a demigod baby
Anything odd happening in the game, this site exaggerates tenfold.
>Gale is devastated
>try to pick the dialogue option equivalent of a friendly shoulderpadding
>ends up gaped by the hung wizard
how does he do it?
That godfricker is witty
I'm really invested in getting gaped by him because he's the only human male
Oh wait I forgot the black guy at the back of the camp exists
*Only human white male
He's an eroge protag. He learned magic really well just because he wanted to frick god and that wasn't enough for him. Fun fact but most of the population can trace their lineage back to Gale, even if it's extremely distant ancestry. Including your companions. Which explains why the world is so horny in a subtle manner. You can't spell DNA without Gale just like you can't Horny.
You thought you could get away from Gale by fricking Shadowheart, for example? Tough shit. Low percentage as it is but her body was only made possible thanks to Gale's sperm that created her Mom. No matter what you do, you're kissing and fricking Gale's cum. There's no winning move. Even if you swear celibacy it's still completely over - his cum is an autonomous system that reproduces with itself.
>groomed prostitute who becomes a cute born again virgin tradwife vs. wild tsundere warrior woman who becomes a cute embarrassed sub
a tale as old as time itself
I hate Halsin so much
Your lore dumps are useless and I don't want to frick you
I just hate him cause minthara has a best excuse to not be a fully companion until moonlight tower
>Missed the whole Nere quest path because I long rested
Well I wouldn’t need to long rest if this dumb game let me replenish spell slots
>playing as casters
you get what you deserve
Sorry man. The game gets butt hurt if I try to attack anything without applying 3 buffs first
There's a mod for that. We'll, one mod replenishes after every fight, another mod replenishes on short rests. Also the basket clothing mod has accessories that recover spell slots.
It's not just long resting that screws you over, just going to your camp can frick you over. Gotta spend those rest wisely. Your best bet is getting the Dwarves to fight with you(then picking them off during the fight one by one, if you want to save the Gnomes).
You don't know these women aren't real right? No matter how much you talk about them that won't change anything
The one I created myself
It makes me wonder about how their ancestor ended up fricking a giant full dragon and ended up getting pregnant from it how does that work?
Dragons can shapeshift.
Dragon can shapeshift, did you know dnd is the source of all the drsgon fricking shit in fantasy and rpgs like fire emblem?
What does dnd look like in japan?
All jrpgs are dnd/ultima japanese version
>Why hello, lover
my heart goes doki doki every time
>le used goods face
It means it's working, chud
Bg3 threads making me seriously reconsider ever using Ganker again, absolute cesspit filled with whiny homosexuals, if it isn't LE SLOOOOOOOOOT trannies it's the I PLAYED FOR 200 HOURS IN A SINGLE WEEK AND THIS GAME IS HORRIBLE morons, frick this moronic negativity, the only threads that get a free pass for you freaks are the disgusting and boring as frick coomer ones
>NOOOOO STOP BEING SO NEGATIIIIVEEEE
You have the right idea, leave, and don't come back, go work for blizzard, homosexual.
Found the depressed loser.
>Whining about people whining
How meta, you homosexual c**t.
Found the mirror, have you?
Now leave.
The game is ok. I expected Original Sin 3: D&D Flavor and thats what I got. I dont appreciate the bioware-level romance and animations.
I simply dont think the game is amazing because I didnt let my standards drop like the industry wanted.
Go to Reddit then, cuck.
Probably less annoying than you bunch of children.
>Shadowheart is the same age as my mom
Jaheira has lived like 150 years they don't age the same
Why does Jaheira look like an old lady, yet Halsin is older than her?
I dunno if its true the age but women hit the wall harder at aging than men even irl
Chain smoking Harper dicks
Isn't one a half elf and the other a full elf?
Really? Proof? How old is she?
Just based on how old she looks as a kid in the kidnapping flashback and that she says 40 years of her life were documented I would guess at least 50.
Where is this? Back in act 2? also where do I get the white dress?
>also where do I get the white dress?
clothing store in act 3
Both are in act 3.
Oh damn I got that dialogue but missed that forty part, nice
I know this is a stupid waifu thread but can someone tell me how I'm supposed to save this homie?
Throw him a misty step scroll
Just have mage hand chuck him his backpack. Or sneak over and put the torch out
Spectral hand spell, throw his bag to him
I had an option to toss a scroll of misty step to him
throw him a misty step scroll
Cast triple jump on someone with high STR and jump on over to the torch
He literally tells you how
loved the quest
>find mushroom that is worth a Fortune
>dorf woman refuse to pay and wants it for free
>give it to her wife beating husband so the wife beating continues
she had a choice
>she had a choice
Not really
If you tell her you have the mushroom, she'll ask for it, if you either ask why or say you're gonna take it for yourself, you get an option that has her explain that her husband pissed away all the money that was meant to keep the shop afloat on booze.
This mushroom is the shop's only hope.
I have not given him the mushroom (I kinda wasted it on Shadowheart lol) but she should definitely just kill his ass if you restore his mind.
Where do you find the golden stalk mushroom anyway?
I can't do the Ommelum quest because my brother harvests everything he sees and used that unique mushroom to make a healing potion and now we're locked out of the quest. I bet he had that expensive mushroom and already used it in another potion.
Same place where you find the husband. It's kinda funny that if he hadn't gotten himself in the corner that, even in his compromised state, he would've been right there to get the mushroom.
lol if he wasted it on the gnome when an antidote or whatever will do the trick. Its like a few feet off to the right of him(his left)
I healed the gnome myself with antidote but the other quest is failed already, despite it saying " we have to find more" when there isn't any more
>This mushroom is the shop's only hope.
And yet it's fine and dandy when you get to the city, but she'll still talk about getting thrown out on their asses. Top notch
ok pardon, my mistake
I hope he doesnt beat her more than 6 times per week then
turn based mode on using the frog b***h and her nba jump
Do I kill everyone in the crèche?
Please respond
depends on what laezel says
She's mad at the doctor, I let her endure the whole thing until the thing exploded. We leave the room and everyone is hostile so I'll kill everyone I guess
there is an alternative if you pull laezel from the chair and make her understand the chair is designed to kill not purify
If they're all hostile you might as well
my player character.
What are your pronouns, homosexual?
Racist/sexist/homophobic, preferably.
Why brown eyes?
Those are amber, you fricking colorblind mongrel
Thanks anon.
but to answer, they didn't have the kind of gold color I really wanted 1:1 with the non-black sclera eye color choices.
The elf eyes look pretty good for that, especially the autumn ones.
I can appreciate the dedication to roll praying.
Thanks anon, the game doesn't have a crazy amount of options and no sliders so I was pleased I got as close as I did.
I'll check em, wish there was a way to change your appearance ingame, seems like an obvious thing to have, maybe I missed it
The amount of options for some bard role play are pretty good. You can use your perform action to distract npcs over to you and let other party members sneak by. They have a couple good lockdown spells but overall they got pretty fricked over on the spell list. Magical secrets is suppose to let a bard take any spell of a level they can cast, the secrets spell list has some good ones but certainly not every spell, and their base list is probably the weakest imo.
I would figure thieves or bards would be the most fun options.
The way bardic inspiration and guidance are implemented lends itself real well to charisma and thief type characters, you can get tons of easier fights or bonus shit for being a charisma character. I got Raphael's enslaved Orthon general to turn coat and beat his ass with me with a DC 30 persuasion
Between wanting to be a woman and more telling being upset at amber being called brown, Anon I have some bad news. You are a homosexual.
I know I'm a homosexual, It's also funny that you said I want to be a woman, because that's true, but I'm not the guy who made that screenshot.
Live your truth
>brown
thank god we have accessibility option in games now
You did good! She's cute and looks authentic to the art!
One of my biggest complaints is the lack of a hat costume/camp clothing slot and that armors can't be put in the costume slots. Is there a mod for this? Lotta real good items are ugly as fricking sin.
I love my cutewife Shadowheart!
Whoa there, bucko! She's taken, I'm afraid.
>white hair version
naisu I didn't even see it
also, wrong she's mine.
Is there a sfm or blender animation better than those dumb dolls rubbing each other crap we got in the game?
From back when your dream partner was still based.
I never listen to my dream visitor nor use the worm
Roll Karlach and rip open Shadowheart's pod because Barbarian, no need to use the worm, then replace one of Shadowheart's spells (not guiding bolt) with Command and use it on the Devil commander to get him to drop the fire sword, and give it to Karlach for a thematic weapon
That's a lot of effort to RP for something that has no negative consequences in the game. It's actually moronic that there are none, but hey - at least we have bear sex.
The best reason to play female dragon is the resting b***h face. At all times your character is just fricking done with it.
The best thing about Dragonborn is that they don't have breasts, so you can choose male or female body as a muscularity option.
I also gave my male dragonborn a pussy and RP it's a cloaca
I appreciate your dedication to accurate sexual biology in your roll playing. This is the way.
Accuracy on lore and biology is very important to me.