Now that the dust has settled, why is she in a thong

Now that the dust has settled, why is she in a thong

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry but she's not hot.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She photosynthesizes like a plant or breathes through her skin? I think a mesh-like outfit would have worked too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok but why? She was on fire and then she's a fricking plant? Why a woman in the first place

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Her skin was destroyed by the fire. The T-virus was her new skin. It just looked like skin. And it fed her nutrients and air because i think her lungs got fricked up from inhaling the fire? I dunno nanomachines son

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They used cells from The End on her, code talker, the skulls and skullface they were still alive despite his body being dead for decades

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And where was this even said? The amount of shit dialogue made up of exposition dumps and this i never heard.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's in the cassette tapes I believe Code Talker tells Ocelot they found an old mans body he used for his research and that's the basis for Quiet and the skulls unit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Okay so explain the cobras, what is it nanomachines too?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They pre-date nanomachines by a lot they're all just some sort of rare mutants

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Does that mean the two-week sniper battle in MGS3 is canon, seeing as if you defeat The End by regular means he explodes while if he dies of old age he still leaves a body?
                [...]
                The Cobras were just a bunch of nutjobs recruited by The Boss, most of their powers are either mediocre or handwaved
                >The Pain: COVERED IN BEES
                >The Fear: double jointed, super-fast metabolism and an early stealth camo prototype
                >The End: parasites lmao
                >The Fury: literally just an astronaut with a flamethrower
                >The Sorrow: it's psychic powers I ain't gotta explain shit

                That's just weird man. Id frick paz in the ass though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                literally parasites if i remember mgs5 correctly.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Does that mean the two-week sniper battle in MGS3 is canon, seeing as if you defeat The End by regular means he explodes while if he dies of old age he still leaves a body?

              Okay so explain the cobras, what is it nanomachines too?

              The Cobras were just a bunch of nutjobs recruited by The Boss, most of their powers are either mediocre or handwaved
              >The Pain: COVERED IN BEES
              >The Fear: double jointed, super-fast metabolism and an early stealth camo prototype
              >The End: parasites lmao
              >The Fury: literally just an astronaut with a flamethrower
              >The Sorrow: it's psychic powers I ain't gotta explain shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The Fury: literally just an astronaut with a flamethrower

                Explain the giant flaming head thing that then went on to create The Man on Fire.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                hallucination due to fumes of his flammable liquid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >why is she in a thong

        >Why a woman in the first place
        Why does sex appeal offend amerimutts so much but not gratuitous violence?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Why does sex appeal offend amerimutts so much but not gratuitous violence?
          Almost all the positions in their media are occupied by roasties and gays, neither which like young females, and they browbeat everyone into believing that showing off young female bodies is somehow wrong.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >DAE thinks these clothes aren't practical???
          we'll never be free of these people

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >practical
            Who cares about practicality. It's fantasy and it's hot. I see boring practical whales everyday.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Americans are asleep you obsessed third worlder.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She wants to frick horses. That's why.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She has photosynthesis clothes block the sun and water she needs

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > why is she in a thong
    Why aren't you?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry but she's hot.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish kojima did the Chico twist. Would have given such a bland character SOME kind of interest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chico had no business being involved with the operation in the first place and his child stupidity got him killed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Snek! Is me! Cheeko!
      >Badly injured in crash but parasite saved me! Also turned me into woman!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm no-pickle riiick!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, that was a silly theory. Punished Chico on the other hand was a very real thing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what would his boss fight be like

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not a clue. I could see something involving hallucinations, like a nightmare version of Venom’s Paz encounters with Chico taking the role of a literal grim reaper.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because it made kojimas PP feel funny

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You will never frick peak Joost
    It's not fair

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because its hot
    Simple as

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you ashamed of your words and deeds V?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Long answer: Something something vocal cord wombojambo ass to mouth copulation

    Short answer: Because it’s hot.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't you?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only good thing about this game was the feet shots and horse porn.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because the Japanese collectively came together and decided their usual convoluted storytelling nonsense excuses weren't nonsense enough.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where was Amanda? What a bunch of poo.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's such a travesty that a sexy outfit like this is wasted on such a mediocre body.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She should've been flat chested with a tighter ass that isn't so dumpy.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima has the 69K 1337,000p scans of her body.
    He has a custom shower VR that feeds the scans to his mind at 1337fps, 41,000 bit color.
    Cum seeps from his pits and his eyelids glow.

    After this he snorts oreos.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they allowed women in the military to dress like absolute bawds so many of them would. Any opportunity to look like a literal prostitute and any woman with a remotely decent body jumps on the opportunity. It's so funny when women in particular say shit like "um why would she be dressed like that?" b***h why are YOU dressed like a bawd? What tactical advantage are YOU gaining by having your titty meat pushed out of the top of your shirt?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      most women aren't pretty enough to expose themselves like that, and they know it

      t. into flub and fatties, getting them to strip is a huge pain also videogames?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because 99% of the market demographic is male and we want them still talking about the game ten years later

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