Now that the platform is dead, we can finally answer the question for good.
What is *the* best flash game?
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Now that the platform is dead, we can finally answer the question for good. What is *the* best flash game?
Nonething but
>mines max
>trenches max
>wire max
>rilfemen
>machine gunners
>mortars
for me this was peak vidya
>Using mines
WEAK
Patrician taste. Although for my money mud and blood is better. Or if you want similar gameplay to 1917 then 1066 was very key and anyone who disagrees is an onion eyed oaf
1066 has completely different gameplay
These games + Siegius were so much fricking fun. When the music kicks in during the end of the Rome Campaign and you and Gaul throw massive amounts of men at each other it's amazing
Remember when they made the WW2 version, Warfare 1943 or something like that, and it had three lanes and cartoony graphics? Way to drop the fricking ball
There was also Warfare Online, but I didn't play it when it was still active because it wouldn't run on my potato.
It was that and Crystalien Conflict for me; there was one on AddictingGames.com that I can't recall the name of where you commanded armies of dots with World War era equipment.
I really fondly remember Flash Trek Broken Mirror.
It was an unlicensed star trek fan game set in the mirror universe after the terran empire had been overthrown. You picked different races and started out with little shuttlecraft tier ships. You had to go from system to system, trading and salvaging until you get enough money to upgrade your systems or buy a bigger ship, with more room for cargo, and weapons, so you can trade and salvage more. There are away missions and diplomacy and after a while you can take control of systems, start building your own space stations and ship yards, recruit a fleet that you can send off to patrol, provide back up, or engage in trade.
Surprisingly deep and engaging for a simple browser game, with a ton of easter eggs, like you could get the alt-future enterprise d with the three pylons if you race to one system, fly way the frick off the edge of the map and find a star base close to exploding. Or the alternate borg start where you're in a cube that took up half the screen.
I remember a bunch of aborted attempts to make sequel that were usually half baked and bugged to frick if not abandoned. Long before the days of kickstarter and crowd sourcing methods.
I always wanted to see a more professional version of the same game some day.
I remember that. Starsector is essentially that but on steroids and minus the Star Trek setting. I imagine it has mods to fix that for you though
I'll check it out.
the goat: SDT
how come this is still the best lewd game? everything else is shitty visual novels, platformers or RPGmaker games
when i want to cum i want to cum, i don't want to read line after line of dialogue written by some guy who learned about human interaction from anime. i don't want to play a dogshit fricking platformer (worst genre of video game ever conceived). i don't want to walk around some pixelshit hellscape either.
i suppose there are some new games that are similarly interactive but the 3D models either look really creepy, really shit, or both
>when i want to cum i want to cum,
Just watch porn then. I only play porn games when I want to spend like an hour and a half jerking off slowly
that was a stupid thing to say, disregard that part
i also do enjoy edging for hours and hours, but again, bad dialogue and platformer/pixel rpg gameplay just do not turn me on whatsoever
but customizing the girl or even writing the scenario beforehand? frick yeah
>but again, bad dialogue and platformer/pixel rpg gameplay just do not turn me on whatsoever
Oh yeah. Good ero games are so hard to come by (or to, I suppose). People tend to try way too hard with their writing. When it comes to smut, I think that less is really more, because it allows the reader to fill in the gaps with the details that most turn them on. It also helps because you don't have to write as much
Orgasm girl
Frontier was my game of choice. Outside if age of war but lets be fair, that was hard carried by the music. Loved the trading which is probably why i play a merchant so much in warband
World wars 2
1066
BowMaster:Prelude
1066 got me into total war
My condolences
I could never type "pox marked son of a goat" or whatever as quick as they wanted me to when I was younger so I wasn't able to get very far
O N I O N - E Y E D - O A F
I am farting.
Shattered Colony: The Survivors was a mix of tower defense and resource gathering with randomized maps. A played it a lot.
all of you mongoloids not mentioning feudalism and Caravaner deserve nothing but nuclear sounding sessions
Mastermind, also Control Craft: Modern War. Sadly Mastermind is pretty easy, you don't even get to see most of the henchmen if you're playing well.
>Caravaner
Not that good.
>Not that good.
he who has not mastered the bug trade says sour
You're talking about the sequel, which is actually bad. The original is neither great nor terrible. At least it's playable and not that annoying.
1 was good and 2 was better
Flash Flash Revolution
Rebuild, but only the first one. The rest were too easy
2nd one was better gameplay
>click to win
is not better gameplay. on the hardest difficulty, the first one would kick my ass. some starts were unplayable.
good times
The frick you are even talking about?
Is Feudalism 2 good yet? Should I get it?
any epic battle fantasy enjoyers here?
Can't recall the name now, but there was a sci-fi P&C adventure game about being stranded on an alien desert planet and trying to get out of it in one piece. Good shit, and was really pushing the tech boundaries when it came out, but hardly a /vst/ material
Yeah, there was one where you run around scavenging parts of your ship, crafting equipment, and hiding in a bunker. Can't find what it was called..
There were a lot of other sci-fi strategy flash games: Desert Moon, Mars Commando, Mission in Space: the Lost Colony, The Space Game, Planet Juicer, Overhaul, Enigmata: Stellar War, Obliterate Everything, Star Relic, Mars Colonies, Back2Back
so fricking kino holy shit
so many memories
KINO
>force the actual US Army out of the fields
>move my 2 billion ants nest to the neighbor's house
MOTAS
>no replies
This game was kino when it was hosted with the live player chat and everything. I miss it.
actual god tier choice
cheers
image gave me a ratatouille flashback
Feudalism 2
It was Warband before warband
Here is the list of flash games ive used to play and some bangers suggested by anons in old flash threads of yore:
Feudalism 2
Warlords
Warlords Heroes
Warfare 1917
Age of War
Hex Empire
Autumn War
Swords and Sandals
Motherload
Stick war
Raze 2 (shooter)
Plasma Burst 2 (shooter)
Fog of War was admittedly my first RTS
the Battalion trilogy
>see this thread
>open 1066
>select hard
>get taunted to death
FRICK
Super Deepthroat
Flash Trek was fun.
What is this cat thinking about?
Sushi cat remastered
rage 2 was also based
union city, zombie game.
also wasted youth part 1.
If it counts as strategy, Spybots The Nightfall Incident would be my favourite. Other than that though I wasted a shitload of hours on Colony multiplayer as a kid. Banger of an OST
That looks pretty cool. Care to give a tl;dr?
It's a very simple 2v2 RTS that's on a 2D plane, so you can only send your units backwards and forwards. You can build up to 4 buildings in your four slots next to your base, and there's a pretty good variety in terms of units and strats you can use. There's also 4 factions to choose from but the only thing that changes is which resource type gets a boost.
You can give it a try on Flashpoint, singleplayer still works. Otherwise I'd at least give the music a listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5SqoO30BqA
>neither Newgrounds nor Kongregate give an SWF that works offline
I guess I'll spend some time in ffdec later.
sonny seemed to be one of a kind in terms of production value and an attempt to tell a story.
gameplay wise it was still better than most but nothing mindblowing
I loved the Thing Thing series and Madness Interactive, but there was this very old, from before Adobe owned Flash, game, where you captured and bred bugs. It had a funny French name, but the game itself was referred to on its site as CyBugs.
>no obliterate everything mentioned
Very odd
Is there any other city building game in a zombie apocalypse?
I checked because I was curious and there is actually a sequel to that on steam : https://store.steampowered.com/app/257170/Rebuild_3_Gangs_of_Deadsville/
Too bad the character art is shit and it's full of brown people.
I guess I'll play rimworld with mods, again
Rebuld 2 is probably my pick.
Game has a lowkey banger soundtrack
Its not dead, you can play all the old games through flashpoint, its just no new flash games are ever being produções but thats been true since like 2014 anyways
https://flashpointarchive.org/
Dice wars was fun and simple but not the best
Condom Man was my personal favorite.
Wrong board
shut up
Stones
Probably not the best, but I had plenty of fun playing World Domination 2
dress up yoda
happy wheels
(1) Infernal Armor
>Defense: 72
>HP + 96
>SP - 32
(0) Infernal Helmet
>Defense: 24
>HP + 48
>SP - 16
(3) Emperor's Full Plate
>Defense: 66
>HP + 64
>SP - 16
(2) Golden Crown
>Defense: 22
>HP + 32
>SP - 8
(5) Sultan's Armor
>Defense: 60
>HP + 32
>SP + 32
(4) Elite Janissary Helmet
>Defense: 20
>HP + 16
>SP + 16
(7) Holy Plate Armor
>Defense: 54
>HP + 64
>SP + 48
(6) Czar's Helmet
>Defense: 18
>HP + 32
>SP + 24
(9) Khan's Dress
>Defense: 51
>HP + 16
>SP + 64
(8) Khan's Helmet
>Defense: 17
>HP + 8
>SP + 32
(Trips&More) Black Shogun Armor
>Defense: 46
>SP + 96
(Dubs) Black Shogun Mask
>Defense: 16
>SP + 48