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Charles retired.
Peach is now gurl boss.
We are witnessing the end of an era.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly am I comparing here? Different eyebrows?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nerfed breasts and uglied face.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nerfed breasts
        anon do you know what zoom is?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nerfed breasts

          She's farther from the camera on the right, her breasts are as big as they've always been.

          >Conveniently forget about the "uglier face" part.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            there's barely any difference

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >there's no difference
              >okay there is but it doesn't matter
              >ok it matters but its for the greater good
              >ok it wasn't good but it made you seethe so I'm fine with it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                We get it, your kind is becoming extinct and it terrifies you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not on any team, I just find it funny that you can't be honest with yourself or others.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Honest" about what? Your fanfiction assumption? You think everything is some homosexual conspiracy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's no conspiracy, the face was clearly changed. It was not changed randomly, it was changed to appeal to western markets. Do you agree or disagree?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Peach was changed for Japanese too. It’s about character recognition from the movie. That’s all it is.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Calls to mind a certain quote about these people from a certain German leader, doesn't it? Still rings as true now as ever.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably because that part was obviously wrong as she's sexier in the right image

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats only on the box art, she looks like the previous art in-game, print out a sleeve of the old artwork and shove it in your case if you're going to be this autistic about it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nerfed breasts

        She's farther from the camera on the right, her breasts are as big as they've always been.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her body is the same the image just isn't the same size.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are witnessing the pivot of Nintendo 's messaging to the youth through Peach, as she goes from damsel in distress to girlboss Nintendo is de-empowering men since from there Mario loses his purpose to be in the mushroom kingdom to the first place, no more poor fat short plumber that gets the blonde, now the blonde doesn't need a man anymore, until 2035 when they introduce Super Tyrone on the switch 3.
      In terms of lore and messaging, this is effectively the end of Mario, he never got the girl.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo is already introducing subtle interracial cuckold/NTR propaganda in Zelda.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Paya still has a massive crush on Link and shows no interest in Tauro.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love how the instant women and non-whites aren't shown as incubators and slaves you people lose your goddamned minds and start screaming about how you're being targeted and obliterated.

        Nintendo is already introducing subtle interracial cuckold/NTR propaganda in Zelda.

        Projecting your fetish into the game? I thought you people hated it when people did that.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not white, but just like you I'm witnessing the end of the civilization that welcomed us for one that is actively trying to genocide the things that made us happy to get out of bed

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            How pathetic does someone have to be to think a video game woman doing more than screeching for help = the end of white western civilization? Did you rip your dick off in frothing rage when Super Mario Bros 2 came out and you could play as her and save Subcon Land with her?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The point is the messaging, Nintendo is going from "Yeah go for it!" to "She doesn't need a man", don't come crying when the next step turns out to be "She prefers Mario's colleague Tyronio"

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nintendo is going from "Yeah go for it!" to "She doesn't need a man"

                That's an incredible leap of logic, a leap only terrified pussy "men" make when they feel threatened about anything and everything. Instead of being worthless drags on society, why haven't you gotten your women and started repopulating the white race like your holy book told you to?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The end of Mario Odyssey is literally just Peach rejecting Mario and Bowser's advances because they treat her more like a prize than a person.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                b***h I just flew to the moon to save you. I earned that pussy and you don't get a say in this.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So when someone does something for you, they can take your ass as their reward?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                when that something is hauling my ass to the fricking moon, killing multiple dragons, and myriad other bullshit because my moronic incel of an arch rival can't take a fricking hint? you're going to pound town on my italian plumber wiener until you're fused to my unkept crotch hairs you ungrateful pink dress wearing blonde frick of a b***h

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So the times Mario had to get himself saved by someone else, he had to give his butthole to this saviors because they're entitled to sex?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so
                first off, stop being a Black person and never start your responses with "so", makes you a disingenuous frickbag
                second off, yes. those are the rules

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you're into incest and pegging.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, Black person. you honor the rules.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even though Mario was being a c**t, she still invited him to ride home with her.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >she deigned to allow the male to ride the ship he brought to save her on

                Yes, she was being an ungrateful gurlboss.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The whiteoid cries as it wishes it could kill everyone different from itself

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop being racist, we're talking about character design and marketing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        peach has always been a badass randomly
        you're being a homosexual

        ?si=KHCTfQ-faNGoyXxR&t=934
        did you piss and shit your pants during this moment?
        if anything the past sterilization of the characters these few decades has why she's been so boring and generic with nearly no personality

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ew americans cant animate for shit. That was ugly as frick.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit, Dobson is alive!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she goes from damsel in distress to girlboss
        Already happened in the 90s, zoom zoom

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/EYLvLGh.jpg

      Charles retired.
      Peach is now gurl boss.
      We are witnessing the end of an era.

      Are you serious? You can't see the difference between a dainty, receptive feminine expression of passive delight, and a 'target acquired, time to show them who's boss' expression ??

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that what you see because you're desperate to be validated?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one really has those insecurities about Mario. He's doing the same expression as the left one, but when Peach does it, apparently it signifies "helpless rapemeat fricktoy who deserves to be killed"

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This fricking dress up game for babies made to cash in on the Mario movie audience is gonna bomb so fricking hard lmao.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks better in the right pic

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many times a day are you going to make this thread?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How many times a day are you going to make this thread?
      the way I know everything that's said about Nintendo fans is true is the fact that this b***hing was everywhere on social media, not just Ganker originated.

      They are truly mentally ill and need to leave these games to the children.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I'm sure it's the "Nintendo fans" pissing and crying about how they're being replaced by brown people and trannies because Peach looks slightly different and is the start of a game (like she was a decade or so ago, JESUS FRICKING SHITSHARTING TITTYTWISTING FUNGABUNGADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!).

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP would lose his mind if he was old enough to see NES Megaman.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think rather than some attempt to make Peach look more masculine or something they're just trying to standardize her more toward the movie design because the movie was so successful. I don't think her movie design looks uglier really, she just looks younger. Game peach has generally looked like she's in her 20s while movie Peach looks more like 16.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need to bully any homosexual that uses the word girlboss.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that they replaced Charles Martiniet with a new voice actor because Nintendo intends to have Mario voice by AI later on. They're sound bank has decade worths of a younger Martinet wahooing, plenty to train an AI algorithm on. The reason Nintendo did it now isstead of later is because they would bad if they did it after Martinets death, and people would turn against them. So Nintendo has to time this right, paying for Martinet's health insurance and having some no-name voice actor for a few years is a lot cheaper than actually hiring someone with talent to voice mario. The only way Nintendo loses money is if he dies in like 5 years, they paid for his health insurance and to have him on as a "Mario Imassador" If Martinet survives by the time the new mainline mario game comes out, then they will go ahead and have him voiced by a computer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does this tie in with 9/11 and JFK?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >new mainline mario game comes out
        >he's voiced by an AI
        Paying for martinet to be a Mario Embassador and making sure he stays alive is cheaper than paying someone to voice Mario.

        Does this tie in with 9/11 and JFK?

        The Yakuza did 9/11.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody complained when Kirby did this.

        She isn't even made. lol! It would've been better if you posted a Dreamworks face meme instead.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          first anon there
          I agree with the people calling this a 'gurlboss' face
          I just think Kirby is pissed is fricking funny

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the angry eyes? Is kirby too wholesome for the western audience?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >facing some of the nastiest names in the business—like Waddle Dee and Squishy
          KEK

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Western militarism

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kirby confirmed girlboss

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peach was always a girlboss though.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am starting to think you guys aren't pretending to have mental issues.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody complained when Kirby did this.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peach's arms are NOT BLUE!

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I were bimbo peach

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish you were too, you'd make a good wife

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she putting nail polish on her lips?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        her IQ isn't very high

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's lip gloss, you moron.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly the right looks better, way more dynamic. left looks like some shovel-ware mario sports or mario party title. just dead and generic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're not wrong but Ganker will fight you to the death saying otherwise

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      right is ugly shit
      left is peach
      simple as

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah the era where I can discuss video games in peace without culture war gays poisoning everything.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You WILL despise change of any kind.
      You WILL be sad about the best gaming time of your life never coming back.
      You WILL seethe and rage about not being the center of gaming companies' universes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      should've gatekept your hobbies more

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah letting people who hate video games like Ganker touch games was a mistake

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, i should've never told people about the things i like either, they'd probably still be good. oh well, i can still emulate the old shit that's still enjoyable

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I remember being like this, throwing tantrums that existence itself didn't pander to me and remain frozen for my eternal amusement. Then I grew up.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              i'm sorry that you were forced to lower your standards because things were never going to get better anon, i truly am.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes yes, the world only gets worse as you leave your childhood, every single generation that's existed has had this mindset.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm specifically talking about video games and fun hobbies turning to shit due to no gatekeeping but you're also right that things aren't going to get better any time soon. so get comfy and dig up old gems to play

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I'm having fun playing new things because I'm not a jaded piece of trash who thinks everything is trying to genocide me.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks for confirming your bias, anon. i now know i'm talking to a facetious Black person who willfully ignores the actual problems

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What bias? I still have my old SNES and PS1. I enjoy the games of my childhood and the games in my adulthood. I'm not obsessing over and worshiping the moronic bullshit you people are constantly shrieking about here.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                acknowledgement of why things have gone to shit is not obsession

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Opinion. Sorry I don't consider Peach being more than a crying sack of frickmeat to be a way of emasculating men.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You people are incidentally the ones who say the most misogynist shit. Good going Dobson

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                FRICK YOU
                YOURR THE REASON WHY THINGS ARE SHIT
                NO STANDARDS NO PRINCIPLES JUST BLIND CONSUMPTION YOU FRICKING SHEEP
                YOU THINK GRRLBOSS SLAYQUEEN PEACH IS OKAY, NEXT SHELL BE TAKING BOWSERS BBC UP HER ASS WHILE MARIO WATCHES IN THE DOORWAY

                FRICK YOU AND FRICK EVERYONE WHO LIKES THIS SHITTY GAME

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >STOP EMULATING OLD GAMES YOU EVIL FRICKING CHUD NAZI

                This is their new angle?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, I'm having fun playing new things because I'm not a jaded piece of trash who thinks everything is trying to genocide me.

              Male pickmes like you are embarrassing

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daisy should be playable and get all the tomboy outfits.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she smells like sweat

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what is the gameplay in this exactly? All the discussion I've seen here on it has been about the cover and the cover alone.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's all the "discussion" of this game is ever going to be. Shitposters and fragile homosexuals only care about trying to make this game the next TORtanic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah okay that's cool but with how many buttmad threads there have been, I'm actually kind of curious what the game is going to play like.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          probably going to be a passable puzzle game with charming animations like every other spinoff nintendo game

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably going to be a passable puzzle game with charming animations like every other spinoff nintendo game

      Here's the second trailer.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks mundane but cute enough. Peach's ass and thighs are on fire in that swordfighter outfit though.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like this one myself
            very tight on the hipmeat

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Skin-fricking-tight, god damn.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no nipple outline
                sad

                Opinion. Sorry I don't consider Peach being more than a crying sack of frickmeat to be a way of emasculating men.

                you seem to be confusing me with whatever the frick is going on in the OP. sort that out.

                FRICK YOU
                YOURR THE REASON WHY THINGS ARE SHIT
                NO STANDARDS NO PRINCIPLES JUST BLIND CONSUMPTION YOU FRICKING SHEEP
                YOU THINK GRRLBOSS SLAYQUEEN PEACH IS OKAY, NEXT SHELL BE TAKING BOWSERS BBC UP HER ASS WHILE MARIO WATCHES IN THE DOORWAY

                FRICK YOU AND FRICK EVERYONE WHO LIKES THIS SHITTY GAME

                then there's this dumb Black person

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                why is she so fricking fat

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                too many mushrooms

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new Peach is way better than the moronic old one anyway

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're Three Caballeros
    Three gay Caballeros
    They say we are birds of featheeeeeerrrrr

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care and I don't think you really do either. Peach always came across as soulless before. Not in her design but in her actual personality, like she was some kind of android automation that lacks full sentience

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