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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    e

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      seethe harder cuckolds

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >random insults
        Looks like you are very upset about something zoomerino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      rehh
      e rehh

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's an excellent dungeon, why the b***hing? Only downside is having to watch the cutscene every time the water raises or lowers. Also the boss fight is great.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bait and blind fanboyism
      Having to switch between boots constantly is tedious, boring and poorly executed. The enemies are bad, and the doors having no difference makes it even worse

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        skissue

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't you be on reddit right about now?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone who disagrees with me is a redditor (although my opinion is pure reddit)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        OoToddlers are moronic and will deluded themselves into thinking it's flawless despite being a game for stupid children.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What does "the doors having no difference" even mean, they're doors Black person, look at the map, go through them and see where they go. You're the ones losing hairs over "a game for stupid children".

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Having to switch between boots constantly is tedious
        It's really not that big of a deal.
        >The enemies are bad
        They're fine.
        >the doors having no difference
        What the frick does this even mean?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's really not that big of a deal.
          80% of the dungeon is entering a menu and switching boots on and off and changing water levels. The whole thing is shitty filler, and that's why most people just abuse the terrible level geometry to skip half of it. It's complete dogshit like most Zelda dungeons.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >80% of the dungeon is entering a menu and switching boots on and off and changing water levels.
            It's not, you're just a whiny baby. The only problem with the Water Temple is the one key you can miss under the rising platform in the central tower. Once you know about that there are no real problems.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It absolutely is and your cope isn't going to change the design of level. The simple fact you're forced to open a menu constantly why the 3D version takes half the time it needs to finish it even playing casually.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The boots are a minor hassle and changing the water level only happens a handful of times unless you're just lost and brute forcing things. When you say things like "80% of the dungeon is entering a menu" you just sound moronic.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The boots are a minor hassle
                It's a major hassle that's a complete waste of time. Like everything else it's filler to make it seem bigger than it actually is.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep whining, zoomie. Your ADHD crying strengthens me.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomer
                I been playing video games before you were born. You have never played another video game that isn't OoT like the nostalgiahomosexual. We are not the same. Being assblasted that there's nothing but filler garbage is pathetic.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Being assblasted that there's nothing but filler garbage is pathetic.
                I'm glad we can both agree that you're pathetic.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm glad we can both agree that
                OoT is terrible? Sure. Stupid casuals love filler.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the boots are a minor hassle

                >Having to switch between boots constantly is tedious
                It's really not that big of a deal.
                >The enemies are bad
                They're fine.
                >the doors having no difference
                What the frick does this even mean?

                >it's really not that big of a deal
                (you)

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >say the boots are a minor hassle
                >respond by showing them being a minor hassle
                Wow, how will I ever recover?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it doesn't matter that it's shit, I love eating it
                Impressive.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST NOT BE BOTHERED BY MINOR INCONVENIENCES YOU HAVE TO TREAT IT LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!
                Take your ADD meds.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm a moron and love to eat shit
                Okay, and?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm a moron and love to eat shit
                Okay, and?

                Also, to add to this: When he was leaving the room with the locked door he didn't even have to put the boots on, he could have just swam closer to the entrance and dived down into it and swam out then only put the boots back on outside.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The remake has the Boots count as an item like WW and TP so the pacing improves by a lot. And the doors are marked a bit better (different color to show how the water level changes and when you can access them)

        yeah it's always the water temple, and honestly the issue was not the water level puzzles or dungeon itself, in fact, I remember liking it a lot,, Great bay temple does changing water levels too and it's fantastic, and let's not forget the ancient cistern, it was mostly the constant pausing to equip and unequip the iron boots
        >you constantly have to pause in TotK
        yes, it is one of the game's issues, but it is mostly just annoying, nothing that ruins the game and really only happens when using arrows

        The arrow fusing menu isn't game ruining but I always had the feeling that they could have streamlined it a little better, like letting us make presets for different elemental materials and not having to fuse a material to an arrow every single time you want to shoot

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's one of the best dungeons and examples of level design ever

        Level design is dying out in video games, so it only becomes better with time

        >Having to switch between boots constantly is tedious
        You do not have to do that. It's a way to punish idiots who can't read the map. If you know what you're doing, you only have to switch boots like a dozen times which takes 3 seconds

        You could also always play the 3DS version of the game

        /horrible low-IQ thread

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH THANK THE DEMIURGE Ganker IS BACK UP. I WAS SUFFERING FROM SHITPOSTING WITHDRAWALS SO BADLY I ALMOST DIED

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TotK is a masterpie-

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's always the water temple, and honestly the issue was not the water level puzzles or dungeon itself, in fact, I remember liking it a lot,, Great bay temple does changing water levels too and it's fantastic, and let's not forget the ancient cistern, it was mostly the constant pausing to equip and unequip the iron boots
      >you constantly have to pause in TotK
      yes, it is one of the game's issues, but it is mostly just annoying, nothing that ruins the game and really only happens when using arrows

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have that image in non-cuck resolution?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      great temple with a feeling to it no modern game can hope to come close to in any way ((sovl))

      this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need a 6 minute long webm to showcase the worst parts of BotK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was wrong with this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        A nothing temple, the climb up was actually more fun because it uses the water orbs in better ways. It's honestly worse than a divine beast dungeon tbh because at least those felt connected and there was a gimmick in controlling them. The boss is probably the worst besides the 10 phantom ganons.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ocarina of time is a masterpiec-

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY SOVL

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong with it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OoTgays think this is impressive combat
        >nothing but abusing the poorly-designed crouch stab (best attack in the game) who have braindead and passive AI when lock-on isn't used

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And now you get BTFO OoThomosexual.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >group mob
          >yet using a fricking 1 sword and only the basic standard combo
          This is the some of the most inefficient possible.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This makes the discordtroony seethe

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would a webm that does nothing to disprove the game is casual skillless garbage that does nothing to punish the player for being bad at it make anyone seethe? OoT is trash and the only people who like it love it because its brainless garbage you can't lose in.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >casual skillless garbage
            Like the oracles games? Agreed.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >forcefully trying to look at OoT (first game of this size with a target system to begin with) through the Reddit addled Dark Souls lens
            >"look at my webm of someone playing the game who knows it inside out for 20 years!"
            Brain damage

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dark Link is still one of the coolest vidya 1v1 fights ever. He still kills me on some playthroughs

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dark Link is fricking terrible, you just stand still and spam the Hammer a couple of times and he dies.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you want to be a little b***h about it, sure. You might not have the hammer in that fight

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't have the Hammer you just spam Din's Fire.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or just fight him properly. The game shows you that locking on doesn't work, you're supposed to sword fight without the targeting. But yes, there's a bunch of ways to cheese him

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dark Link's AI isn't affected by targeting. Fighting him "properly" is still standing around waiting for a single opening when he staggers either based off a deflecting with the shield or parrying his sword strikes.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good CRT filters on these. Actually looks a lot like how I remember it - I think there's a certain richness added to the textures.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is a cherry picked webm. Youre not supposed to be able to fight those enemies as child link.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That wouldn't change with Adult Link.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it would. The hits arent landing on child link because its not adult, the hitbox is all fricked. Christ youre stupid.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It wouldn't, the crouch stab is about promoting enough spam as possible.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              you fight an iron knuckle at the end of the child segment of spirit temple though

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I see you haven't actually played the game.
              That said, the webm is abusing a bug.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    3ds version fixed it. The temple itself is not that bad, it’s just having to equip the boots over and over. Majora’s Mask water temple is much harder

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Megaman Legends 2's water dungeon

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    water temple is actually the best temple in the game
    you probably got filtered

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    only literally brainlets have problems with the water temple. OoT is overrated as shit and for me even one of the worst entries in the franchise, but crying about "muh iron boots" is just ADHD-talk. do you cry when you have to change from bombs to ice arrows, too?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play it on the 3DS if you hate taking your shoes on and off
    Or the PC port for that matter, which is the definitive way to play nowadays

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fun temple, it only gets a bad rep because of shitty inventory managment on the N64, completely fixed in the 3DS and PC ports

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Water Temple is the best dungeon and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the dungeons were all pretty shit weren't they

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