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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t understand, what’s the problem with female Custodes? The Imperium has never been sexist as a matter of national policy, since the beginning the Imperial Guard has always gladly accepted both men and women into its ranks. The Imperium needs all the manpower it can get, why would it turn down half the population?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he couldn't think about the logistics of generational attrition warfare for even 2 seconds
      Breeding, moron. Males can't poop out babies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Says who?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reality?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the imperium objectively does not think about these logistics either because we know in-setting that people in the imperium know the population is getting hollowed out (but can't change it) and we know that the IG accepts women into their ranks already. "buh buh its not optimal!" is irrelevant, IOM's entire lore base is built on extreme, borderline insane wastefulness

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Hive World are IMMENSELY overcrowded, what makes you think the Imperium wants more babies, they have effectively infinite manpower

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With Dark Age of Technology stuff they can.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lorelet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Imperium has never been sexist
      Sister of battle are only women

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not sexist.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's ok that only women can be sisters of battle
          >it's sexist that only men can be custodes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because of a legal loophole

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because its pandering for the sake of virtue signaling, not lore building. If there have always female custodes, why have there never been any models depicting such? Because they weren't until they decided to seek Reddit gold.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there were no Custodes models fricking period for a really long time. Did male Custodes not "really" exist until the minis came out? Or does your suspension of disbelief stop at the uterus?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How much is GW paying you to suck their wiener so hard?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Minimum wage, but I'd make fun of nerds like you for free, baby

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he does it for free
              Embarassing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is virtue signaling bad when liberals do it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Imperium needs all the manpower it can get
      Keyword manpower

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        manpower, mankind, manhours, etcetera can and have historically been used to refer to both men and women collectively.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, that was only recently.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you're going up against an Ork, it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, you're far weaker either way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the kind of twerp who gets shot in page two or three and then everyone continues fighting xenos or chaos or whatever.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, that was only recently.

        No, that was only recently.

        Anon, "man" has meant "human" for as long as English has existed in any form. The Old English word for male human is "wer". The idea that "man" never refers to the human race as a whole is a modern progressive idea.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because everyone knows that they're only doing this to core virtue points with the terminally online political crowd that's positioned themselves as "the good guys" in the hopes that they'll gain more fans than lose and to shield themselves from criticism from that side that they 'aktually enable facism' or whatever.
      People on both sides will dress it up as other things, will list their made up points and other bullshit. Even GW will pretend for optic's sake that it's not the case. But at the end of the day, people are both happy and mad because it's a purely a political decision that they hope will translate into economic benefit. At no point does the setting actually factor in and I frankly doubt the Warhammer settings themselves have truly factored into any decision GW's made about them for the last 15 years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >still caring about the corpse edition of the game
      Just stop playing it, its that easy, stop playing modern 40k, go back to older editions.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense, since each custodian is a custom job. Would be interesting if they are just not GIANT WARRIORS, but specialists. I think the custodes never really needed female backup since the Sisters of Silence are closely attached to them, and war, and could break up the sausage fest (and are also sometimes interesting).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Imperium has never been sexist as a matter of national policy
      This is fricking hilarious. The Imperium is a backwards feudal space empire that literally burns people to death for fiddling around with technology that isn't Church approved. Not ONLY are they sexist, but it is the least of their problems.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      original 2nd ed fluff had the Imperial Guard and the Imperial Navy entirely male
      with exceptions the Imperium was originally a pretty sexist society
      >The Schola Progenium is responsible for the care and education of orphans of Imperial servants. From the favoured sons of an Imperial Guard colonel to the children of a scribe posted to a distant world, the Schola Progenium cares for them all. Each diocese contains a number of Schola Progenium habitats where the orphans are gathered together. Headed by an Abbot, the Preachers of the habitat educate the young in a variety of studies, including religious education.By the time a Progena reaches early adolescence they will have displayed skills in a certain direction and their tutelage to the age of sixteen will focus on these talents and hone the pupil to a career in one of the Imperial organisations. Most of the Progena will end up in the Adeptus Terra as scribes, clerks or overseers. However, a few will be assigned to higher positions. Male Progena may become Commissars in the Imperial Guard, petty officers in the Imperial Navy or enter the priesthood itself and become a Preacher or Dean (a subordinate to a Deacon). Female Progena may well be entered into the Adepta Sororitas. Progena of both sexes may be recruited into the Inquisition or even the Officio Assassinorum. It is a great honour to pass through the Schola Progenium and those who do are well aware of their privilege.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Female guard work because hefting a lasgun is rather basic, alongside the fact that guardsmen are sometimes expected to colonize the planets they conquer. That's a bit easier if a portion of your soldiers are women anyway. And if they're really bad at hefting lasguns, there are still millions of support roles within the Imperial Guard.

      Custodes are something that potentially could have made sense if they hadn't written themselves into a corner by making them too similar to Space Marines in terms of genetic enhancement.
      If they'd left it vague, then they probably wouldn't have had this problem. But instead they did their best to make Custodes into gold-marines.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t understand, what’s the problem with female Custodes? The Imperium has never been sexist as a matter of national policy, since the beginning the Imperial Guard has always gladly accepted both men and women into its ranks. The Imperium needs all the manpower it can get, why would it turn down half the population?

        See

        That makes no fricking sense. You never throw women into a meat grinder. Population growth is limited by the amount of women you have, not the amount of men. That why it's so rare historically that women fought. A civilization can't recover from losing a significant proportion of their women.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Which is why you would want female guardsmen in the ranks to help colonize and repopulate the planet you just conquered.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not necessary at all. You just bring colonists from elsewhere. You would want the guard to remain in the guard for as long as they can.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's something the Imperium canonically does though.
              It can take months if not years for more colonists to show up, and the guard who take the planet can serve as the planetary defense force for the world. And if it's a world that just required action from the guard to retake it, you would want that world well-defended.

              Like, there are several worlds named New Cadia because Cadian soldiers conquered it and renamed it when they settled there. You can say that the Imperium would be smarter not to do that, but they clearly do it, so you're just wrong and the Imperium isn't as smart as you think.
              Though I'm not sure why you're expecting efficiency or logic out of the Imperium of all places.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The God-Empress has always ruled over the Imperium

    BASED BASED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit. STRIKE LEGION was right.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
    This is actually true in 1984 though, I feel like you guys haven't actually read the book.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The war was a manufactured and "artificial" war. Artificial in the sense that yes, the war was happening, but the government's of the two super nations didn't really have animosity towards each other and were colluding with each other to keep the war going for political purposes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure if this is trolling, stupidity or a very subtle joke. Either way I'm giving you a 6/10 at least.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      noice
      media literacy lorelets btfo, read the Minitrue releases guys!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure there was never anything specifying they were all boys the way there explicitly was with marines. I don't remember anything about them at all from 2nd or 3rd. There might be an offhand reference or two but they were never relevant to anything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the custodians refer to each other as brothers and refer to their "brotherhood".

      Sodality literally means brotherhood.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >except the art always depicted them as male
    Did they show you their wiener? Because it would be virtually impossible to distinguish between a male and a female with all that muscle

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >the absence of something means it's impossible
    A hundred and twenty years ago you would have been screaming about how planes weren't real because man has never flown and there's never been a picture of anyone flying before

    Life must genuinely be awful if you're scared of change at every turn. When they stop making your brand of dino nuggies, do you cry and go fetal for a week until your momma buys you new ones?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't ask questions, just consume product and then get excited for next product

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I consume products I enjoy. You appear to continue consuming things you hate. Seems really unhealthy, anon, maybe turn the PC off, put the tissues down, and go for a walk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A hundred and twenty years ago you would have been screaming about how planes weren't real because man has never flown and there's never been a picture of anyone flying before
      You realize hot air balloons were used over a century before airplanes right? The fact that GWs own lore says they're all sons, i.e., male leaves no room for interpretation. They didn't say mostly all sons, or that the majority were sons, no all of them are sons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >GW's lore
        It's great how people go "THE LORE IS INFALLABLE" until the lore says something they don't like and then it's always "no no not that lore, THIS LORE THAT I LIKE REEEE"

        Is pic the best lore and the relevant lore to you still? Or did you just arbitrarily pick whichever point in time appears to meet your personal agenda?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Is pic the best lore and the relevant lore to you still?
          NTA but yes. 40k peaked right at the start.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not him, but to me obi wan is canon and anyone who argues otherwise has yet to give me a single reason why he shouldn't be
          >but his name is silly to us readers!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not him, but to me femstodes are canon and anyone who argues otherwise has yet to give me a single reason why they shouldn't be

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >something that hasn't been retconned is the same has something that is a retcon
              are you dumb?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We're dealing with the smoothest of brains anon. Don't expect too much beyond cognitive dissonance.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the canon isn't important, it can be retconned whenever who cares
          So your argument was "they never said there was no female custodes" now it's "who cares what they said before, lore can be changed at any time to fit my homosexualry." Uh yeah? That doesn't make your views or that of GW any less moronic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When did they said there were no female custodes? Because you're so upset it must be the cornerstore of the setting or something.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >When did they said there were no female custodes?
              >"It is known that all Custodians begin their lives as the infant sons of the noble houses of Terra"
              You know acting like a moron on purpose isn't making you look less like a shill you know that?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So, one line? That's written as second hand information? Is that all? I'm sure there must be a better line, you're fuming just so much.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >one line
                >That's written as second hand information?
                It's from their own codex you moron. It must hurt being such a disingenous moron. Enjoy your slop homosexual lmao.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You do not understand what "written as second hand information" means? Pardon me, I thought I was conversing with an adult. Come back after you finish school.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >written as second hand information
                >I believe the text written by a fat 40 year old author is "second hand" because le imaginary world is le real
                >this is the person telling you it's just a fictional universe

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, I see you don't understand what words "written as" mean.
                How's primary school? I see you love Sponge Bob, very popular with that age demographic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still packpedalling
                Stop it, my sides!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That would imply pedalling back. This conversation is peddling in place and you are unable to produce more arguments. And then you wonder why nobody, GW indcluded, gives rat's ass about your opinions.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still spells pedaling wrong
                >still sperging out
                >hangry
                I told you to eat something, chunker: you're scaring the other kids.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no u angry!
                This whole conversation started because I was so curious why you are so angry. No amount of projecting will change the fact, kid. Interesting you mentioned food wholly umprompted, guess you're american then? Explains your agressions towards literacy. Forget media literacy, you seem to have problems understanding words.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >angry
                >kid
                >projection
                >ad hominem
                kek
                Projector, heal thyself!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hey, only I can use ad hominems!
                Chill out, Billy-bob.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >beaten the frick out
                Told ya!
                You've given up the argument, and all you have is febrile, flailing petulance.
                Moar!!!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please stop. You're just embarrassing yourself.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >blown the frick out
                >still sperging
                I love you more than words can express!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >back pedaling
                kek

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What packpedalling? I asked the rock hard evidence that is on par with the all male Space Marine fluff, and got one line that is written as in-universe hearsay and as such endlessly malleable.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek
                And now you're packpedalling, whatever that is.
                Stop having a stroke and go eat a Snickers, chubs.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Asking for confirmation is not backpedalling, sonny. When you finally enter High school in a few more years there should be debate club or equivalent that teaches you the basics of etiquette in these regards.

                But go on. Keep on making empty insults in place of arguments, your classmates seem to enjoy that shitflinging.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >feels insulted
                >must've hit pretty close to the mark
                kek
                Oh noes! Are you buttflustered, anon?
                That's because you have no argument, and you know it!
                Come at me, bra!

                We both know you're about to bail out of this conversation, tho......

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If I keep shitting and pissing myself the mean anon will go away!
                I'm sorry you're so deathly afaraid of an actual conversation.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That would imply pedalling back. This conversation is peddling in place and you are unable to produce more arguments. And then you wonder why nobody, GW indcluded, gives rat's ass about your opinions.

                see

                They're just straight up lying.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you don't care about the lore why are you in a 40k thread? Fricking tourist.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Is pic the best lore and the relevant lore to you still?
          Yes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          111 KB

          Just as with the debate about female space marines, the core problem here is that people get caught up within In-Lore reasons against or for it - the latter of which you can be sure to hear from the same people who said that lore is dumb and can be changed for femmarines that will be now persistent on there never having been an explicit statement about Custodes having to be male. I don't care and you shouldn't as well. The Space Marines are all male, because its part of their aesthetic as monastic warriors and it leaves them without the other half of humanity, which they are removed from - same goes for the Sisters of Battle. The Custodes follow the same pattern, tough reminiscent of more ancient warrior brotherhoods with the Sisters of Silence beeing their counterpart, just with them beeing more closely assosciated to begin with. This is why this is bad, its an obvious breach in the established aesthetics and theme of the faction and wether or not its kept in the details of the lore or changed is irrelevant.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes they changed it, like so many things before
        either deal with it or quit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A hundred and twenty years ago you would have been screaming about how planes weren't real
      Planes weren't real before they were invented you fricking schizo.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >especially in a harsh grimdark regime obsessed with tradition
    Except tradition in this case mandates that the Imperium allow women into the military, because that's how the Imperium has always done things since the time of the Emperor.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genius strategy.

    Throw out some bait and everybody forgets the squatting.

    Need to squat more? Some well timed bait will distract you all lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AoS shit getting squatted let to the next step toward fem marines
      goddamn AoS just keeps ruining everything

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously tho, every time GW does something a bit mea. Spirited they can just throw culture war meat at you all and you'll be too busy poking each other in the eye to notice

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry that video essayists and other grifters have deceived you into thinking otherwise, but things change between editions, that's how almost every tabletop game setting works. Like in the 1st and 2nd edition of Paranoia clones live together as a family unit but in the XP edition they don't. If someone took a crayon to the Theogony and rewrote Gaia to be a black muslim then I'd be mad but this is just a female (not a muslim or transgender lesbian female, just a female) character in a plastic toy commercial for kids. Hardly worth getting mad over.

    Even then there's never been anything directly stating custodes can't be female so this isn't even a retcon really.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Games Workshop has always been like this. Don't act surprised about it now.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have the guts to change back into their old outfit.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're just straight up lying.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      entire languages use the male pronoun to refer to mixed groups of people. English does as well. People still use male terms to discuss American soldiers despite women having been part of the military longer than you've been alive.

      And guess what? Even if they did mean men in the fricking 4 words you CTRL-F'd, they *still* can just change it to piss you off, crybaby.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The neutral of sons/daughters is children, not sons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Children has more childish sound to it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you guys enjoy destroying other peoples' hobbies so much? Its not like your partake in it yourselves.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How is your hobby of building, painting, playing and loregayging now ruined? And how?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why was your hobby of building, painting, playing and loregayging not good enough? And how?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's how fiction works. It's not bound by any reality.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Projection. At no point did I say how I felt about the position, but to be clear I don't care. Corpo Suits gonna do what Corpo Suits gonna do and most Corpo suits these days deal in politics.
    Now I'll save you time: this is where you say I'm lying and actually do care because that's the strawman you've built in your head. Then I'm suppose to reply to that which is further proof I care, round and round till one of us gets bored (it's me, I'm more emotive about how tiresome and repetitive this song and dance is on /tg/ than anything GW has done in a decade and idk why I still come here).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't care about the position, I'm just going to come here and talk about how I think it's bad and I disagree with it and they're making a mistake and how I'm right and they're wrong and tell everyone what my opinion is BECAUSE I DON'T CARE PLEASE NOTICE THAT I DON'T CARE

      frick up
      frick off
      frick out

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They don't care, they'll just go on to destroy the next setting people flee to too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, please keep consooming warhammer. The last thing we need are you twittergays shitting up other games (not that you actually play warhammer kek) like deadzone or MC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait for you to go to another property and realize that no one wants you there either. There's no conspiracy to "destroy your society", you just suck and no one likes you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone loves me. I AM gaming, which belongs to be and always has and (most important part) it always will. I am the center, and always will be. I can’t be “pushed out” because I AM wargaming and it moves where I move, leaving none behind me.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Male sisters of battle when?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we can only hope for the frateris templars

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be sexist. Stop trying to erase women.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what Space Marines are, but the Samuel L. Jackson Sista has existed for a while now as well.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm sure you were livid when you found out that Brotherhood of Steel has women in its ranks.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >met someone IRL who is pushing for female sped marines
    >didnt know who Lorgar Aurelian was
    Reminder to BULLY people who want this shit and if you ever see someone with these models IRL you must BULLY and GATEKEEP them as much as possible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lorgar is a non-entity in 40k (until they give him the frickheug Daemon Primarch model), not everyone consooms all of Horus Heresy like you do, nolife gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one line
        >That's written as second hand information?
        It's from their own codex you moron. It must hurt being such a disingenous moron. Enjoy your slop homosexual lmao.

        You're such a clown.

        have a nice day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're such a clown.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Reminder to BULLY people
      as if you didn't just awkwardly shrug and cry when they looked you in the eyes. Great job coming back here and posting about it on Ganker after you won that argument in the shower, though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost all those people are lorelets.
      Even ADB said that stuff about femstodes BEFORE they were developed as a faction.

      I can't wait for you to go to another property and realize that no one wants you there either. There's no conspiracy to "destroy your society", you just suck and no one likes you.

      >There's no conspiracy to "destroy your society"
      Yes it is, you hate the very existence of male only spaces. And not for progressive reasons like breaking up boys clubs with too much unnacounted power, but pathologically to the point of wanting to erase them in fiction even when they're subverted by the own authors.
      This is not about equality, it's about denying men any space for them even in their own heads.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you hate the very existence of male only spaces
        The Imperium is not a male only space.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >male only spaces
        gay and homopilled

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        keep spreading the truth anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always have, always will. I determine who belongs and who gets stony silence until they leave. And anybody caught supporting this shit is leaving, because I said so. Many such cases, and it grows the community so much when I drive out morons, gays, and femoids.

      >The Imperium doesn't give a shit if you're male, female, white or black, all are equally valid meat for the grinder
      >Suddenly this offends people

      Low IQ post.

      >Reminder to BULLY people
      as if you didn't just awkwardly shrug and cry when they looked you in the eyes. Great job coming back here and posting about it on Ganker after you won that argument in the shower, though

      Yeah you’re exactly the type we push out of the local shops at every big event we run lol.

      Almost all those people are lorelets.
      Even ADB said that stuff about femstodes BEFORE they were developed as a faction.[...]
      >There's no conspiracy to "destroy your society"
      Yes it is, you hate the very existence of male only spaces. And not for progressive reasons like breaking up boys clubs with too much unnacounted power, but pathologically to the point of wanting to erase them in fiction even when they're subverted by the own authors.
      This is not about equality, it's about denying men any space for them even in their own heads.

      They try, and say so openly, but they’re just very very bad at it. Stop humoring them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah you’re exactly the type we push out of the local shops at every big event we run lol.
        I'm sure, anon. You're also 6'1" and shredded, right? Got some quippy remark to scare out the normies? Did everyone clap?

        It's ok I'm sure your mom loves you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bullied someone at work for agreeing with the primarchs returning but couldn't tell me who Marneus Calgar is.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So they are abandoning the Sister of Silence line too then?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They abandoned it 8 years ago

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This.

    >I don't care about the position, I'm just going to come here and talk about how I think it's bad and I disagree with it and they're making a mistake and how I'm right and they're wrong and tell everyone what my opinion is BECAUSE I DON'T CARE PLEASE NOTICE THAT I DON'T CARE

    frick up
    frick off
    frick out

    But really this. If you're honestly engaging with chuds and not just shitposting until they take their politics somewhere else, you're doing it wrong.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    more like customer. I'm a big fat paypig whale, but I can't compete with Larry Fink. no matter how many kits I buy

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    I'm sure you were livid when you found out that Brotherhood of Steel has women in its ranks.

    You never refer to women as "brothers" or "sons".

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is the kind of twerp who gets shot in page two or three and then everyone continues fighting xenos or chaos or whatever.

    entire languages use the male pronoun to refer to mixed groups of people. English does as well. People still use male terms to discuss American soldiers despite women having been part of the military longer than you've been alive.

    And guess what? Even if they did mean men in the fricking 4 words you CTRL-F'd, they *still* can just change it to piss you off, crybaby.

    When did they said there were no female custodes? Because you're so upset it must be the cornerstore of the setting or something.

    [...]

    have a nice day.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lore is irrelevant.

    t. GW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cowards, make the big-titty Custodes minis or frick off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it is isn't it? The only people who give a shit about it are the terminally online cultural warriors like OP who don't even play traditional games and just watch youtube videos like op. If they were actually gamers they would know this shit changes all the time, and most of warhammer's lore is just shittily ripped off from Dune and Judge Dredd

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Imperium doesn't give a shit if you're male, female, white or black, all are equally valid meat for the grinder
    >Suddenly this offends people

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >comparing random cannon fodder to the bodyguards of the emperor himself
      Lmao have a nice day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Calling the Imperial Guard 'cannon fodder'
        HERESY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why can't there be gender-exclusive roles?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do there need to be? In a fantasy magitech setting?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Do there need to be?
          so that custodes look uniformly bulky and sos look otherworldly elegant? yes

          again, what's the argument for why they can't they be a thing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That makes no fricking sense. You never throw women into a meat grinder. Population growth is limited by the amount of women you have, not the amount of men. That why it's so rare historically that women fought. A civilization can't recover from losing a significant proportion of their women.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is the setting where the Imperium glasses their own planet filled with TRILLIONS of people over a clerical error. You think a few billion women dying on a planet fighting the good fight matters?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's just completely unsustainable in the long run. Most of the high ups in the Imperium aren't moronic, they would heavily discourage it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's just completely unsustainable in the long run.
            So is the Imperium itself
            >Most of the high ups in the Imperium aren't moronic
            lmao

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yet it's lasted 10,000 years, that's over an order of magnitude more than any empire on Earth.

              It's something the Imperium canonically does though.
              It can take months if not years for more colonists to show up, and the guard who take the planet can serve as the planetary defense force for the world. And if it's a world that just required action from the guard to retake it, you would want that world well-defended.

              Like, there are several worlds named New Cadia because Cadian soldiers conquered it and renamed it when they settled there. You can say that the Imperium would be smarter not to do that, but they clearly do it, so you're just wrong and the Imperium isn't as smart as you think.
              Though I'm not sure why you're expecting efficiency or logic out of the Imperium of all places.

              That could work if you had women in none fighting roles. How often do the Imperium even take new worlds? They're mostly trying to desperately hold on to the ones they have.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >How often do the Imperium even take new worlds? They're mostly trying to desperately hold on to the ones they have.
                And part of that process usually involves sending the Imperial Guard to retake a world (which tends to have its civilian population slaughtered by the time they get there). At which point if the guard wins, then you've already got a planet's worth of militia ready to hold that world.

                Again, all of this is canon. The Imperial Guard is a meatgrinder that doesn't care about individual skill enough for this to remotely be a concern. They'll send billions of men and women through the void to some hellhole planet, and it doesn't matter because they took them from a hiveworld of trillions.

                >That could work if you had women in none fighting roles.
                Well, 10% of guardsmen are female, canonically, so that probably accounts for plenty of support roles. Though I don't think any guardsman has the luxury of what could be called a 'non-fighting role'. Most of the Imperium's enemies aren't gonna stop shooting just because a room is full of unarmed women, and for those that would stop shooting, it'd be kinder to give those women some guns and grenades.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's stupid and immersion breaking. Any civilization can't withstand long-term depletion of the female population. Nor the noble families of Terra the millions of female applicants it would take to get a Custodes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Any civilization can't withstand long-term depletion of the female population
                The Imperium can. As you said, it's lasted 10,000 years in spite of all of this.
                10% of the guard being women isn't even a major percentage. It just still works out to an astronomically large number of female soldiers due to how astronomically large the numbers in 40k are.
                Again, we're talking about a setting that has populations of planets in the Trillions. Any entire female regiment would statistically be nothing to a Hive World.
                You could take a million women from a Hive World and you are still left with over 999 billion. A Hive World could have over 100 times the Earth's birth rate without even trying. The Imperium is not in danger of running out of humans.
                >It's stupid and immersion breaking.
                That's 40k for you.

                >Nor the noble families of Terra the millions of female applicants it would take to get a Custodes.
                As I said originally (off the topic of female guardsmen), GW wrote themselves into a corner there. They could have made it so the Custodes process wasn't like the Space Marine process. But they didn't, so here we are.
                Custodes are so rare as to not even be a factor when discussing Imperial Guard though.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many fricking threads are we going to have about this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enough until people stop buying GW garbage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry. I have a feeling there'll be none at all this time next year

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The people that made the setting moved on to historical wargames and minis for a reason.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Emperor
    >Cast aside racism and sexism in favor of the glorious superiority of all humanity
    >Millenia later losers are arguing that the Imperium should be sexist and racist
    Go join the fricking Tau you homosexuals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Be Emperor
      >Make all your bodyguards and super soldiers all male because that's the stronger sex which is good for killing aliens
      >Oh no now they were always female because muh diversity or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gorillaman of all people would understand the differences between sexes. He was raised in a roman republic and called the other primarchs motherless.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Tau.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's genuinely hilarious how the Tau end up being more of a traditional fascist state than anything the Imperium could ever hope to be.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how long do you guys figure until GW caves and makes female space marines canon?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Put glitter in the carpet that will never come out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      Oh my God, you nailed it!
      Brilliant, anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't come up with that. Look up the article "Drag pedagogy: The playful practice of queer imagination in early childhood" and you'll find that quote, pretty much word for word at the end.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    anon, fanfiction dot net is over that way. Have fun writing your homoeroticism!

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >because there's literally no point to them
    the point is having an aesthetic and theme
    sisters of silence wouldn't work if there were men in them, their inspiration is inherently feminine
    custdoes don't work the same if they have women in them, their silhouette is inherently masculine

    what's the point of inclusivity here? aside from owning your strawmen, I mean
    you think people cannot like a miniature unless it's got their own gender? that's absurd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sisters of silence wouldn't work if there were men in them, their inspiration is inherently feminine
      what the actual frick does this mean? Nulls have been both genders in the setting since forever, are you literally a secondary that just got confused by the term "sisters"?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not all nulls enter the anathema psykana
        the sisters of silence are an exclusively female force

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well said

      >sisters of silence wouldn't work if there were men in them, their inspiration is inherently feminine
      what the actual frick does this mean? Nulls have been both genders in the setting since forever, are you literally a secondary that just got confused by the term "sisters"?

      You are missing that they were the female versions of Custodes with different abilities, while male nulls were turned into assassins.
      Nothing of it was random.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >"Painting competition"
    Every single prestigious painting competition disagrees with you lmao. You think Golden Demon or Resin Beast or whatever is turning women away at the door or screaming about female minis? You literally have your wojack dolls and nothing else

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You think Golden Demon or Resin Beast or whatever is turning women away at the door
      They dont need to, because there are no women in this hobby

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Utterly delusional. You get piss-smelling carage and delusions while I get an actual gaming club. Good trade.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what you get for not jumping ship during 6th ed or AoS

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    40k is a fricking joke. These threads are like watching two teams competing at a strawman beating contest.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the amount of bioengineering necessary for turning a woman into a space marine (let alone a custodes) would just end up making them into yet more giant muscley eunuchs anyways. or are you trying to tell me they keep all of their secondary sex characteristics because big E wanted his super soldiers to still make each other horny?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think in the case of the Custodes, Emps cared far more for compatibility with the genetic engineering procedures than the sex of the infant.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I'm not even arguing on that point just yet. I'm just saying the argument for the change is silly to begin with because even if we concede that female custodes weren't outright excluded per lore, the result of this change is just more similarly augmented and thus similar looking big chaste muscle men who exist solely for killing. Now with the added background knowledge that some of them are equipped with a desiccated c**t instead of a shriveled wiener. Thanks a lot!

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >There's reasons women IRL seek to have their own spaces,
    yeah because dudes like you make them feel uncomfortable. They don't seek time away from you for girl time, they do it because they think you're going to lock them in your basement

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need to get out from your terminally online world.
      Sometimes men and women just like to b***h about their differences with people of the same gender, and there's nothing wrong about that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sometimes men and women just like to b***h about their differences
        That b***hing is about you, anon. They're not complaining about men in general, they're complaining about weirdo nerds like you who make them feel unsafe and uncomfortable. Don't take that as a badge of honor, you should try to better yourself so people actually like you

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing 40k for free since around 6th edition and when I do buy models they're either third party, resales, or recast, I also pirate all of my Codices and rules.
    I don't know why you fricking homosexuals like being Eiffel tower'd by GW and their stock holders to much. They literally don't give a shit about you and never have.
    >T-T-t--tttt-then don't complain when GW does [insert gay bullshit here]
    They're always doing gay bullshit, they've been testing the waters with what they can and can't get away with since 2010 if not earlier.
    Did you fricking clowns actually think that GW was some based company that actually cares about their lore? And not just a plastic model company that wants more people to buy their over prices plastic models? Get fricking real.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I pirate everything GW makes, but I also take note of their marxist homosexualry as well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone there give a shit? The creators left long ago.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        http://web.archive.org/web/20160324234329/http://unpluggedgames.co.uk/features/blood-dice-and-darkness-how-warhammer-defined-gaming-for-a-generation/
        >“The studio, the creative part of Games Workshop, had always been kept apart from the sales part of it. One thing Bryan said was that if the sales people got to be in charge of the studio, it would destroy the studio, and that’s exactly what happened.”
        >“I was the head of the creative department, and they weren’t doing anything creative any more,” he said.
        >They’d pretty much decided that game development and design wasn’t of any interest to them. The current attitude in Games Workshop is that they’re not a games company, it’s that they’re a model company selling collectibles. That’s something I find wholly self-deceiving and couldn’t possibly agree with

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reserve the decision or I will drop 40k. I refused to even engaged with Fantasy once I saw the side-shaved Stormcast. I'm even one of the only people who will admit to using Warhammer+. Reverse the decision or you're never getting another penny out of me.

          Grim.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >reserve
            So keep it? Okey-dokey!
            t. GW sales department

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm on mobile. Autofill. You deserve no more effort than that.

              >pays for Warhammer+
              You are part of the problem and a post Sigmar fan no matter how much you claim to like fantasy shill. Glad this troll thread instantly got 300 posts so it'll be gone and replaced by an identical OP tomorrow

              STFU. I literally do not know the difference. The designs are terrible and the justification for things like the Eldar / Elf dildo helmets don't work in Fantasy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hokey-dokey, sweety. Glad you love our latest clarification about female custodes. See you on WARHAMMER+, trooper! We should have a new series for all our female Custodes loving fans soon!

                -GW sales department

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pays for Warhammer+
            You are part of the problem and a post Sigmar fan no matter how much you claim to like fantasy shill. Glad this troll thread instantly got 300 posts so it'll be gone and replaced by an identical OP tomorrow

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Board should block all posts containing the word "custodes" for a month

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't contribute I only leech and complain
      Thanks for making that clear, nerd

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, absolutely, 100%. The internet is a wonderful tool, I can play any game I want without spending a dime, and when I do want new models, I can pick and choose who I get them from. If I don't like a game, then I don't have a sunk cost fallacy or buyer's remorse, and I simply choose to shit on Games Workshop at every opportunity because, like Nintendo, they're dog shit and deserve it.
        You putting on lips stick and your thigh highs before gleefully getting fricked in the ass is 100% a choice you choose to make, my man.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's what you're doing by trying to apply sexism to the Imperium. Why would the Imperium care if you're a man or a woman? You're equally human either way.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No matter how many times you psychotic communist creeps repeat this bullshit that you just made up by changing definitions, it will never be true.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /tg/, is this the black swan moment?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It certainly has the potential to be, it's all down to how GW handles the backlash and so far they are doing a very terrible job of it already

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what a Black Swan is, but this has potential to be the most divisive thing that /tg/ has had happen since maybe the $1000 proxies that WotC made. Honestly though, nothing will happen, there's too much momentum for GW to back out now.

      I always hated Custodes before this, I didn't think they should have been playable. But they didn't deserve this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't know what a Black Swan is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no one could have predicted hyperinflation in Zimbabwe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No but this certainly will make a few whales think again before dropping two grand on a new titan or whatever. The real black swan will be femarines or them actively committing suicide by announcing the emperor was trans or something. In any case antagonising part of your player base never ends well

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >If I am a woman and say "I hate all men and all men are low IQ and stupid" that is a sexist statement you fricking moron

    That's a strawman argument. Still, even then, that would not be a sexist statement. It would be a gender biased statement. It would be sexist if a man said that about a woman though because the man has more institutional power than a woman and can, thus, turn that biased statement into actual oppression.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]
    No matter how many times you psychotic communist creeps repeat this bullshit that you just made up by changing definitions, it will never be true.

    [...]

    [...]

    don't bite the baitest of bait pls

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT people try to insist that a 41st millenium empire based on the superiority of ALL humans male and female would have gender standards from 40,000 years ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      superiority of humanity not superiority of all humans. a human is utterly worthless.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to add onto this. any individual human is completely worthless to the imperium. and an individual human who can't carry as much as another in the same role is even more worthless. gender divide would be more stark not less.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Emperor was born in 8000BC, do you think he instated a DEI program? ffs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Imperium doesn't give a shit if you're male, female, white or black, all are equally valid meat for the grinder
      >Suddenly this offends people

      >Be Emperor
      >Cast aside racism and sexism in favor of the glorious superiority of all humanity
      >Millenia later losers are arguing that the Imperium should be sexist and racist
      Go join the fricking Tau you homosexuals

      The Imperium is so well known for its diversity that no two Imperial Guard regiments from two different planets are even trained to the same standards and yet a female surprises you/

      stop screeching misogyny every time, this franchise has plenty of strong female characters and warriors that no one cared about, people are complaining because its moronic

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    anon, you can tell how he's structuring his replies in order to get the most (you)s that it's 100% bait

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're not an Imperium fan if you're advocating for Heresy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't you the one arguing that its ok for weak pathetic females to be guarding the Emperor? Sounds like a slaaneshi plot to me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Humanity
        >"Weak and pathetic"
        HERESY

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Go through gene therapy
    >Have your brain melted and reconstructed
    >Have your muscles torn out and replaced
    >Get 2 tons of armor put on you
    >Carry weapons that can rip apart demigods

    >but did you know the average woman is slightly weaker than the average man? It doesn't make sense how they could do the same thing!

    I haven't been to the gym in 2 years but if you gave me a fricking exosuit and a gun that shot nukes I could beat any MMA fighter in about 12 seconds. Frick right off dumbass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I'd win.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most boys die from that, all girls die from that. That's just for space marines, who are far weaker and easier to manufacture.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you implying that the Emperor was so stupid he couldn't figure out how to make it work for women? HERESY

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Emperor outright said he didn't want to do it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Except we have female custodes so we know that you're just spouting xeno propaganda HERESY

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >xeno

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't imagine anything that isn't written down
        >NO NO NO NO DON'T WRITE IT DOWN I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT
        Stop thinking about girthy Custodes wieners for fifteen seconds and move on with your life

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no argument
          have a nice day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey dipshit, no one would attempt the whole re engineering process with a woman to begin with because they would only start with the top 0.0001% candidates which would all be men, quit being moronic.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this is the same energy as my 50 year old uncle with a mobility scooter thinking he could beat women in the Olympics.

    You are inferior to any Guardsmen, male or female, that has ever picked up a lasgun. Eat your hamburger and jerk off to sleep

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You are inferior to any Guardsmen
      Good thing we're not talking about me, we're talking about Custodes. Can you even keep the logic straight for a single post?

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is unironically the most excited I've been about 40K in years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those are supposed to be women?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >marinlet gettibg absolutly mogged
      As it should be

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A brit did write that.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out new fluff trumps old fluff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, anything after Priestley left the company isn't canon. But convincing people of that before was an uphill battle. Now GW shot themselves in the foot and it will be much easier!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *MY HEADcanon*
        Fixed that for you. And you have that right, just don't try to force it on others.
        Also:
        >surely this time GW will have shot itself into foot and made their fans abandon ship!
        Kek, gets funnier every year.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Motherfricker your hobby is forcing your headcanon on others.

          [...]
          >GW never gave a frick about the wants and desires of their fandom
          except they do, and you're just a fringe piece of shit they don't care about. Cry about it, though.

          So up until this year Custodes were catering to fringe pieces of shit? Kinda a weird decision.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >So up until this year Custodes were catering to fringe pieces of shit?
            The fact that you like things doesn't mean it's catering to you. Historical companies don't cater to the fricking skinheads that unironically buy Nazi minis for wank material. You're not the demographic, you're just trying to find something to latch onto because you don't have a personality of your own

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >blah blah blah
              So why were there no female custards minis?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The guy that made it knows better than people that actively hate the setting.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rick Priestley has far better things to do than argue about canon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rick Priestley created 40k, you tourist. Only his word counts. No one cares what some corporate exec cuck with no creative talent says.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And you can go ask him if he thinks female custodes are a bad idea or not. But what will you do if he says he's cool with it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, Billy. I'm actually more interested about Rick Priestley's modern writings than whatever he penned in his teens. Also what I've learned from the man himself, he's far too levelheaded to hold such a boneheaded stance himself.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You keep avoiding the guy who beat you the frick out, sperganon.
              Why run when your arguments are so good, kiddo?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have the slightest idea whatever you're referring at. Please keep your delusions to yourself.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                frick off

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look at all the good they did for Star Wars though.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT people are acting confused that the hyper-fanatic superstitious empire doesn't adhere to biological standards based on the scientific method

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On a scale of one to ten, how mad are you that Hasbro made He-Man tell you to buy the other toys in the line?

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I could beat an 18 year old male wrestler if I had a gun. So what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An infant could beat you if it had a gun. Unfortunately combat is more than just shooting a gun, especially in 40k.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    please take your meds. Your family is worried about you

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Implying that the Emperor isn't capable of making women just as great super-soldiers as men
    HERESY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok so it works like this:
      >pit a male against a female in a fight
      >male wins 9 out of 10 times due to denser bone structure and heavier musculature
      >lets turn them into super soldiers using an identical process
      >super male wins 9 out of 10 times in a fight due to denser bone structure and heavier musculature

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying the Imperium couldn't turn women into equally as good super-soldiers
        HERESY

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Implying that the Emperor couldn't make male and female supersoldiers equally good
          HERESY

          >If I keep samegayging eventually they'll stop complaining!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice try HERETIC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except the super female would have the exact same bone density, as such hormonal differences are trivial to balance even with modern medicine, let alone space super magic science.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Except the super female would have the exact same bone density, as such hormonal differences are trivial to balance even with modern medicine, let alone space super magic science.
          >if I take a toyota corolla and boost its horsepower by 3x it'll be as good as a Ford F150 with the same improvement at offroading!
          >science can make it work!
          (x) doubt

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Implying that the Emperor couldn't make male and female supersoldiers equally good
            HERESY

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tourist.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >no argument
              Lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everything you tourist ass deserves. I'd tell you to go and read a book, but I'd rather have you exit my hobbies.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >let me gatekeep the hobby that's already been ruined by normies
                Good luck lmao. Enjoy your female space marines lel.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoy attacking the goodwill of others and stealing their stuff, instead of creating something of your own to enjoy and grow.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Enjoy attacking the goodwill of others and stealing their stuff, instead of creating something of your own to enjoy and grow.
                >I know I started liking Warhammer 2 years ago but it's ours now, you gotta go make another thing so I can steal it later too!
                Lmao.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oof
                I see you misunderstood my observation, kiddo, kek.

                But keep goin' off!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >oof
                you have to go back

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >waaa you misunderstood what I meant!
                Not my problem lmao.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek
                It...it kinda is, tho.......did teacher not splain reading comprehension to the kid who's been complaining about, ahem, reading comprehension?
                kek, get gud scrub.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Satan is in charge of GW
    Would explain a few things tbh.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What are you good at other than warming your computer chair with your fat ass and sweating while climbing 1 flight of stairs? I bet my 6 year old niece could beat you in any physical competition and it wouldn't even be close, internet virgin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no argument
      have a nice day.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why are you avoiding my questions, big guy?
    Why have you run away like a cowardly b***h?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't answer questions from mentally moronic people. I just give them a juicebox and smile. Have fun on the short bus!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bye bye my pathetic young friend! Sorry you got all butthurt and angry.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >GW never gave a frick about the wants and desires of their fandom
    except they do, and you're just a fringe piece of shit they don't care about. Cry about it, though.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The Imperium has always celebrated the diversity of Humanity. If you want uniformity, join the Tau.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >WHAT THE FRICK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE b***h I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS NAVY SEALS
    >etc etc
    if you're going to do the classic, at least do the classic, anon. Or doxx yourself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Been a while since I've seen a gorilla warfare pasta

      The difference is every word of mine is true, and when you idiots doubt it it only makes all of your arguments less convincing because I can see how you lack discernment and ability to tell when people are telling the truth.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Imperium is so well known for its diversity that no two Imperial Guard regiments from two different planets are even trained to the same standards and yet a female surprises you/

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So? This is a science fantasy setting where genetic engineering and biotech are both readily accessible.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Been a while since I've seen a gorilla warfare pasta

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Source: It was revealed to me in a dream.
    Yeah, buddy. I don't think you stand on solid ground with that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His source is that all societies are run by men.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Please believe me I am cool and rich and smart and people like me
    You are on Ganker, dumbass

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >17 women
    why didn't they stay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I cheated on a lot of them. I didn't say I am a saint who always made correct moral choices.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >terminally online loregay secondaries seething
    post models.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >150lbs
    Either you're an underfed skeleton or you're 5'2". Bench pressing 150 isn't impressive either way.
    I like how you specify you "work out at the gym" without actually saying you lift. I guess you must be taking selfies in there all day if you can't break 150.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You realize the MMA lightweight division is right around that weight and every person in it can fold you like a pretzel right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you an MMA fighter? Because if you were, I'm sure you would have said something about it earlier.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the Imperium fanboys turn into heretics as soon as they find a single aspect they don't like

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Implying that humans are superior just because they're trans
    HERESY

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the ship of theseus still a female after we rebuilt it into a rocket ship?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was always a rocket ship

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    and you won't accomplish shit because you aren't the target audience
    GW already told you to frick off years ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and you won't accomplish shit because you aren't the target audience GW already told you to frick off years ago
      >frick the fans we wan't these redditors that don't have jobs!
      If they don't want to make money that's fine with me, that strategy has worked great for Disney so far.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now post gw stock

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So a poor white man has institutional power, but a rich black man doesn't?

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I know some Custodes are women 😉

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do they have models?

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, there are several all female organizations in the setting, so it only stands to reason there are all male ones. Besides the SoS are pretty much buddy buddy with Custodians so you already have a gold-theme female killer group right there that work closely with them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This the product of insecure trans women in the bobby seeking to validate the interests they still have from before they transitioned. Since they see 40k as it is as too manly, they try to "feminize" it to not feel bad about it.

      Meanwhile cis women do not care about female marines or custodes and are happily into any other faction. If they like marines or custodes, it's more about the gay side of all it (funny how nobody seems to care about that)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the existence of a women only group doesn't mean there has to be a male only one
      and soon there won't be once female marines are introduced

      Do they have models?

      they will soon, along with a book or two, I wouldn't be surprised if we learn that ADB is already writing one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So, no models. Huh.
        Too bad for your argument, eh?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would the existence of all-female organizations imply the existence of all-male organizations? The Imperium doesn't give a shit about equality.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you people (morons) simp for Cavill so much? All the other morons on every site ever get their dicks hard for him but for why? Is it some sad "living through them" shit or what

      [...]

      you have to go back

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >he says while replying to obvious bait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try to keep up: I've been destroying his booty-blasted ass, he's on the run, and has given up all pretense of argument as he spirals out of control.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn son youre new

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >female custodians
    so sisters of silence? I don't get it. Like people b***hing about female space marines when the sisters of battle are already here

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WTF why is the dystopian empire doing things I don't like!
    ...because it's a dystopia?

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sooooo glad I've drop2hkrvped 40k shit, lol

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Women and non-whites won't exclude white men from a hobby the same way white men exclude them.
    Sure, that's why you want to erase the only male-only factions in the game.
    >40k is going to become diversified
    40k was already diversified and very self-aware since day 0. You're chasing a fad without understanding what you are breaking.
    >and out of game
    Female custodes aren't going to make more women play them.
    It's the product of insecure trans women in the bobby seeking to validate the interests they still have from before they transitioned. Since they see 40k as it is as too manly, they try to "feminize" it to not feel bad about it.
    Meanwhile cis women do not care about female marines or custodes and are happily into any other faction. If they like marines or custodes, it's more about the gay side of all it (funny how nobody seems to care about that). You want proof? Just look at Louise Sugden.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's trolling, he doesn't care about actual reality or people who play actual games.
      You are 100% correct.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nah, GW used to post pics of their stores during the finecast release event. So full of kids looked like the sorting hall in the harry potter movies. Maybe in Russia where only adults can afford to play it but can't afford to buy the plastic for their kids.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is just another clear cut case of women/progressive type people upset someone is having fun in a way that does not specifically or explicitly include or promote them.

    They dont actually care or what this, they just dont like that people dont want this, they relish in the anguish and ass hurt this causes.

    What ever though, they can have the game now, its dead, people are either rooting for the maggots or the corpse at this point.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird that this fluff-only change to a faction that nobody plays is getting as big of a reaction as when they wholly reinvented Necrons in 5th edition, or even when they brought back Squats in 9th.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is increasingly aware of what changes like this can lead to in a franchise

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There weren't as many reactionary trolls back then. Now there are dozens of grifters riling them up every time a woman is mentioned.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They drive away true fans to embrace new fans that will never buy their products

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh it's all made up

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Not willing to read a few sentences
    That's the same thing as admitting I’m right, so I'm happy with that.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The emperor on his way to violate little girls on a genetic level so that there bodies meet his narrow definition of female beauty all the while becoming his submissive pets
    They didn't think this through very well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not okay that they've been doing it to boys, either, but nobody seems to mind.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Read that scene of the Norn emissary ploughing through custodes
    >Imagine them as women
    >Giggle

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why, that's hardly neccessary. Here at GW we have death care rolled into our retirement plan! We take care of our own, just like we take care of the sensibilities of our valuable customer base! We want everyone of you to feel included, no matter your ethnicity, gender, sex or nationality!

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >he will likely chide and berate those who try to take the game seriously as "Nerds" and "tryhards" even though it is their community he is entering on.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yikes

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Janny, keep it up this time, we need more proof as to why Reddit is the superior platform.

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how obvious it is that it's just one dude autisticly defending gw in this thread lel

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Emperor rediscovers a female Primarch
    Now what?

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit you malformed sexless freaks are actually SHRIEKING over this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be funny if it wasn't so sad

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