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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >morons think using this team is bad

    Why should I not play optimally?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      who said the team was bad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it looks boring?
      pokémon is about the designs, never gameplay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that team is pure aesthetic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most don't care about using niche gutter trash to impress /vp/ though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        is this the new millenniboomer take because they're bad at video games lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The actual optimal team would be Infernape and MAYBE the Garchomp and then 4 HM slaves

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He doesn't use pkhex to generate any kind of team he wants
    Don't forget your pills oldman

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But that's not my team

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always pick Turtwig. picrel was my last team.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >two legendaries

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >legendaries
        Lmao maybe Rotom, but who else? Fricking Gallade?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          starter are legendary because they are rare to see and your bond with them are making them stronger.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmfao you're an idiot

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So fricking moronic

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're a fricking moron.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is this up there with "implying owls are birds" and "the moon is clouds"?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            new levels of peak moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      u had to hack in rotom doe

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Staraptor is the only good flying type in Sinnoh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Staraptor is the only good flying type
      FTFY

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Corviknight.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crobat is pretty good

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck grinding in the caves where the highest leveled pokemon are

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      is togekiss good

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Togekiss is disgustingly good if it gets going.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gyarados is flying-type.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gyarados can not learn Fly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honchkrow, Drifblim, Mantine, Vespiquen

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Honchkrow
        exclusive
        >Dfrifblim
        friday only
        >Mantine
        she can't learn fly and mantyke is available around the 8th gym
        >Vespiquen
        she can't learn fly and is honey tree

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yea they’re good pokemon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >friday only
          Holy shit this is a b***h-ass deflection just play the game on a Friday damn Black person you are fricking stupid.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta but even if you clear windworks on friday drifloon wont show up until the next week
            there were a ton of people locked out of getting natdex because there was no way to see drifloon otherwise unless you got some math questions wrong in the ghost gym

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only ever used 3 of those Pokemon.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only had Luxray in my team

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's swapping Infernape for Empoleon, Floatzel for Roserade and Garchomp for Gliscor

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    canon team for sinnoh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i take that back

      THIS is the canon team for sinnoh

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never understood why people use this as a way to criticize the sinnoh games. sinnoh gives you really good mons very early on so the average player will likely stick with those.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a damn good team regardless of Sinnoh's Pokedex, which merely exaggerated the meme rather than shat on the team itself.
    >popular, strong starter
    >most beloved and strongest regional bird to this day
    >cool edgy cat that gives electrical coverage and hits hard
    >other local pokemon for type coverage you can get incredibly early (Roserade, Rapidash, Floatzel)
    >pseudo-legendary you can raise decently early for once should you have the knowledge to access it, also famous for being one of the best of all time
    >king of the furries you get as a gift via egg, also hits hard and covers multiple types left open by other team members
    Hell, Barry follows this same logic for a reason. The only difference between you and him is he replaces Luxray for full G/F/W coverage and uses the two premier honey tree Pokemon instead.
    It's a meme by sample because it's a tried and true core with Pokemon that most people deeply love or have great respect for, and has been the case for over 15 years.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If anything Sinnoh’s distribution is too good in the early game. No other region gives you options as strong as Starly and Lixy on the first two routes. Kanto has Nidoran but everything else you find early on are things you will eventually replace

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Lixy
        *Shinx

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If anything Sinnoh’s distribution is too good in the early game. No other region gives you options as strong as Starly and Lixy on the first two routes. Kanto has Nidoran but everything else you find early on are things you will eventually replace

      The sinnoh meme team is real because these are the only options provided to you in a reasonable timeframe if you want to use new Pokemon that aren't dogshit ass (Kricketune, Bibarel) or a babymon (Chingling, Budew).

      Everyone runs Staraptor+Luxray because they're the only half decent NEW Pokemon until you beat the first gym and reach Valley Windworks some 2 hours of gameplay later. Everything between the first route and Floraroma is Gen 1 route filler like Machop, Geodude and Zubat that most people are gonna pass over in favor of Pokemon actually from the region.

      By the time you hit Valley Windworks you're so desperate for another Pokemon you grab the first thing you see, buizel, and other physical attacking mons like Buneary, Pachirisu, etc are so utterly mogged by the now Staravia and Luxio on your team that there's no reason to give them a team slot. On top of that, if you don't want to do Honey Trees you actually miss out on a sizable portion of decent Pokemon at this stage of the game as well.

      I don't think there's any denying that these are good Pokemon, but the fact that everyone who's played Sinnoh has run some variation of the team in the OP with one or two changes shows to me that the actual problem is Sinnoh's downright horrendous distribution of Pokemon. No other generation has this issue because no other generation fills routes with as much trash and no viable alternatves.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you so obsessed with what's optimal? These games are piss easy, playing with a suboptimal team is a lot more fun anyway
        Sinnoh has pretty much the strongest dex in terms of new designs besides Gen 1

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where did I say "optimal" ? I'm just saying the distribution is bad which is why so many people ran the same teams, if anything the sinnoh meme team IS optimal because they're strong Pokemon it takes zero effort to obtain.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > No other generation has this issue
        If you ignore old pokemon for every game (which normal people don’t do, mind you) then every single game past BW has this problem but 10 times worse. It’s virtually impossible to beat B2W2 or any game that came before it with only new pokemon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          > B2W2 or any game that came before it
          *after

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only game this would actually take some effort in is Gen 2, and that's if you refuse to backtrack or seek out uncommon Pokemon like Miltank and Heracross.
          Gen 3 lets you make a full team of new Pokemon before the first gym.
          BW2 gives you a healthy selection of both new Pokemon and good old Pokemon like Elekid.

          I think that's the other issue with Gen 4, it's not that old Pokemon = bad, it's that for some reason they used the actual bottom of the barrel filler Pokemon people would pass up in any generation. Abra, Machop and Geodude are all not only stupid common, but all 3 are trade evolutions which makes them undesirable for a solo playthrough unless you really don't mind having a Machoke forever. Psyduck is a trash encounter in every game, and Zubat is overlooked in favor of Starly. Meanwhile BW2's early route old Pokemon are stuff like Riolu, Growlithe and Azurill, Pokemon people can feasibly want to run, AND they're next to Gen 5 Pokemon if you want something different.

          Imagine if instead of every cave looking like pic related you could choose between stuff like Sableye, Aron and Tyrouge. Do you get what I'm trying to say here? People would be far less likely to run the same teams if they had more than a few good options starting out.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Moving the goalposts
            >To claim that Abra, Zubat and no guard Machop are bad encounters
            Top fricking kek. This is what happens when you ask a redditor to justify his shitty memes

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How is this moving goalposts? You're downright wrong about not being able to use only new Pokemon to clear older games btw.
              And the fact that the Generic Sinnoh Team only has Sinnoh Pokemon is proof of the fact that people pass up Kanto fillermons.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                > How is this moving goalposts?
                "You have to ignore old pokemon!" "Why?" "W-well the old pokemon aren’t good!"
                > You're downright wrong about not being able to use only new Pokemon to clear older games
                I was specifically saying this about the NEW games since B2W2.
                > And the fact that the Generic Sinnoh Team only has Sinnoh Pokemon is proof of the fact that people pass up Kanto fillermons
                These memes are made by terminally online trannies not normal people

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                KYS troony obsesser

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ywnbaw

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Telling a man he'll never be a woman isn't really an insult. Keep thinking about trannies rent free though 🙂

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yawngay

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Imagine if instead of every cave looking like pic related you could choose between stuff like [Shitmon], [Shitmon] and [Shitmon].

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The fact that every encounter in Sinnoh is the same crap gen 1 fillermons is the reason the meme team is a thing but this makes the genwunner recoil because he can’t accept that no one like his boring designed filler shitmons.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buizel line fricking sucks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're for sex, not battling

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >strongest regional bird to this day
    Do sinnohkeks really?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s right

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vanilla or Renegade?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT zoomers seething over universally beloved pokemon from before they could walk
    Sorry your nu-games don't have any universally memorable designs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 4 is zoomer core

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back to discord, homosexual.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Using 3 non-gen4 pokemon just proves her point, thougheverbeit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah gens 6+ are really shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Houndour is either post game or version exclusive in every other game besides platinum.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my last platinum team:
    >torterra
    >garchomp
    >espeon
    >weavile
    >porygon-z

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      your flyer?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My next Platinum team
    Is it viable?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no starter
      Soulless

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ew 3dpd

        fixed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ew 3dpd

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sinnoh dex is unironically crap
    too many overlapping types in the new mons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my penis is overlapping your mother’s face

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was 13 and it was the first time I actually mounted an entire team
    I had played the first three gens before but I had only used one overleveled mon (usually the starter except in yellow)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      very soulful team
      gastrodon isn't appreciated enough

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice, i wish i I had my saves as a kid

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would use vespiquen but she doesnt learn fly and magmortar instead of luxray/drapion but it is trade locked

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need a pokemon with fly.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't need a Pokemon with Fly on your actual team, but you absolutely want a Fly slave unless you want to slowly drag yourself through the same tired old routes with or make YET ANOTHER trip through Mt. Coronet.
        Oh, and have more fun backtracking through the snow routes where slow is the only speed you're allowed to go!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It takes like 2 minutes to bike from end to end and you have a PC if the snow really scares you that much.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If only using fly put you near a device allowing you to deposit the mon you used fly with

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are weak. sinnoh is only for the strong you won’t survive

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but is inconvenient

        Doing trade evos on emulator is easy

        i know, i have roms with trade evos fixed
        im more annoyed with magmortar, electivire and rypherior being trade locked instead evo while equiped or stone evo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doing trade evos on emulator is easy

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is almost everything in Sinnoh a combination of blue, purple, grey, brown and orange? The whole damn dex blurs together.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blue, purple, grey, brown and orange
      pimp colors

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The same team meme only applies to DP. Plat and BDSP actually lets you have team variety.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bdsp still israelites some evolutions to the postgame

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Gamefreak actually fricking put Unown in the Sinnoh regional dex but locked actual new gen 4 pokemon behind the postgame

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least you get balls stickers for em

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