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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I give it three sosij rolls out of five chippies

  2. 7 months ago
    Chud Anon

    I miss the seething bong who’d have a very loud breakdown in every spect thread

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s in the R-type thread

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one? ‘Cause there’s at least two or three schizos that fit that description.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OI NIGEL

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of those “it’s a miracle it runs ports” like double dragon on 2600

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bet they could have gotten a framerate higher than 5 fps if they used smaller sprites and didn't recreate the arcade ones so obsessively.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spectrum is cool because it isn’t supposed to do anything outside of being a glorified calculator. In fairness, this still frame is extremely impressive.
    Needing to code for this brick is probably why so many good devs came out of UK. They had to do wizardry because their medium was a rainbow calculator.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to add to this, for any aspiring artists or appreciators of art:
      Overcoming limitation is the catalyst of all great art. When you have an unlimited palette on an unlimited medium, creativity is actually hindered, and one of my theories why most games/films are so shit now (not that any zee ex spectrum game is good).

      Tim Follin got the spectrum’s single channel beeper, which only is technically supposed to have a setting of “on” and “off” to fade and produce 6 different channels of sound, somehow.
      He was 16 years old when he wrote this.

      ?si=7qCX6EU79To3yESs

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        When it comes down to it. The spectrum has just what it takes to make every game genre. 2d platformer, 3d FPS, flight sim, strategy, RPG, etc... That is saying a lot considering it's age.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Overcoming limitation is the catalyst of all great art.
        If this were the case why are there almost no good looking snes games compared to mega drive?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >someone made a good post so I need to post bait that I hope will anger people.
          Ok

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tim Follin will never stop being a legend.
        Like. How the frick? This fricking beeper making legit music like this. Unreal.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    britshart gaming lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mooooom I posted it!

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    'uv me speccy

    simple as

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks kinda nice.
    Love that monochrome dithered look.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Zniggy, truly the greatest meme and game to ever come from this place.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    actual gameplay footage

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to rewind the tape after each fight!

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to watch gameplay on youtube
    >click on one of the first videos
    >apparently recorded from real hardware too
    >read description
    >"Hated the arcade game,...too slow, too easy, stupid looking characters and sadly for me not the same kind of style as SF1"
    >check channel description
    >United Kingdom
    lmao, does he hate the original arcade game literally just because it runs like shit on me speccy? Who the fricks prefers SF1 to SF2?
    Are bongs even real?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how this looks and sounds.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It "looks" great, the sprites are really recognizable and not a complete mess
        How it plays though...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      UK really liked SF1. It got a lot of computer ports there.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    In fairness the specci was an extremely cheap (and cheaply made) computer. What did you expect? This is like bullying perfect dark on the Gameboy colour, or a heavily disabled kid.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think most people know that the speccy is what it is because it was extremely cheap, but the thing is a lot of speccy fanatics on this board claim that it's much more powerful than it really is, for example claiming that the speccy is hardware wise vastly superior to the NES. This is the reason people bully speccy fans

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This is the reason people bully speccy fans
        Ok, that's reasonable. You should always bully the delusional.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think those are trolls.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are, and it works everytime because this board literally can’t help but RUN to defend a certain company, which is why those threads get so inflamed so quickly. If people could just let trolls be it wouldn’t happen but someone starts posting MHz and all the reddittubers in their cargo shorts start crying and shitting their pants. It’s now rubber banded back to where we can’t ever discuss micros because the homosexual microbongs and speccy trolls wouldn’t shut up, and now it’s basically poisoned the well

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks amazing, those sprites are huge.

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