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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot your rocket at the ground and projectile yourself up dummy.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dishonest game design

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how were you supposed to know?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they expected the player to have a memory greater than a goldfish and remember that things can be hidden in walls

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hidden in walls
        It's in the floor, you stupid ape.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know that you chimpanzee I have the entirety of fusion committed to memory

          floors are just horizontal walls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The demo movie that plays when you idle on the title screen shows you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You have to watch the opening demo to figure out how to progress without resorting to trial and error
        Do game designers really?
        The only other time you have to bomb the floor for something similar is for an expansion in lategame sector 6, and no one likes that room either

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's wrong with trial and error?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You weren't, that's the point. The game was teaching you to search everything with bombs in a controlled environment.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cant you grab ledges in fusion?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That one's too high at that point in the game.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Classic dunkey moment

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid Moment

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    First Metroid game?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm stuck somewhere, my first instinct is to shoot and bomb every surface I have access too. That's just Metroid problem solving 101 and something I landed on by myself in middle school.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trial and error shit. Fake gameplay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Git gud scrub.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    y cant metroid crawl ???

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny shit wasn’t there some game devs that complained that Dread did the same?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely hate all the hidden paths/upgrades in walls/floors in Metroid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely hate you.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even remember what you are supposed to do in this place, but calling it "trial and error" is dishonest critic design and fake complaint.
    "Trial and error" means something like "push button and get hurt until you find the right one". Bombing the shit out of miniscule room like that doesn't hurt you in any way, nor requires some kind of big brain thinking (or any cerebral activity at all, just slam bomb button for ten or so seconds while rolling along the floor).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bombing the shit out of miniscule room like that doesn't hurt you in any way, nor requires some kind of big brain thinking (or any cerebral activity at all, just slam bomb button for ten or so seconds while rolling along the floor).
      It's still stupid, give the breakable walls/floors a visual tell or something. I shouldn't need to shoot every wall or look up a guide to 100% a game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't do that because literally the rest of the game has shit hidden in indistinguishable walls/floors that you have to bomb or use other methods to get into. It's teaching you that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just bomb or shoot the floor until a pillar comes up
      I think they force you into one of these rooms so you are aware that similar hidden pillars might come up later. Can't remember if there are any required ones, but I do recall there being some for secrets

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't even get out of here without doing the right thing first, so it's not like a faux-dead end.

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