>oh hey that's a cool game you spent years of development on! >what's it called?

>oh hey that's a cool game you spent years of development on!
>what's it called?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HarvestMoon clone
      DO
      IT
      NOW

      https://i.imgur.com/B9OJ2rE.png

      >oh hey that's a cool game you spent years of development on!
      >what's it called?

      unicorn overlord is a badass name though. frick off.
      triangle strategy is plain but sells the main ideas
      >strategy game
      >with three major 'morality' paths

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're Japs. They can slap two random words together and nobody on their marketing team bats an eye because it's not their native language. If I was to release a game called "Perilla Almohada," none of you would care unless you looked up a translation.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Monolingual people often fail to grasp this.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How come no one tells them it's fricking cringe? If I released a game callled Konnichiwa Omuraisu, English-speakers would call me a homosexual and rightfully so.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They probably don’t care. And if the argument for why they should amounts to “it’s cringe” then why they frick would they?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's doorknob pillow about

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      My theory is these companies actually are the yakuza money laundering fronts people say they are and they have 0 actual interest in making video games it is just to launder money.
      But you homosexuals don't get it and keep forcing them to try to make a game so they are just shamelessly using AI to make the game now.
      It is just to wash money you gaijin idiots stop asking for actual development.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up you moronic c**t

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That game was so trash square has to give it away by bundling it with Octopath 2 just to sell copies.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a game anons play everyday. In fact there's some playing it right now.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Unicorn Overlord
    That's actually a cool title and it's clearly invoking the energy of a series called "Ogre Battle" especially "Person of Lordly Caliber"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unicorn Overlord is a decent name in my opinion
      Triangle Strategy and Various Daylife are shit tier though

      Never go into marketing

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Muh marketing
        Just admit you're a soulless bug

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Millions of people talked about triangle strategy because of its stupid name. If a major studio came out and released a new game but named it "Untitled Game A" it would generate lots of hype.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let me introduce you to the "No Name" brand in Canada.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              their shit is everywhere here. very popular.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              They used to have shit like this for the military. Reminds me of the movie Repoman.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is true, nobody would have cared about Untitled Goose Game if it weren't for dumbass name

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unicorn Overlord is a decent name in my opinion
    Triangle Strategy and Various Daylife are shit tier though

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting a parent to buy this for their kid.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard to believe a week was spent on either of these.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A week of what? Development time? Time brainstorming a name? Playtime from combined players?

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the spin-off to the titular "Rooms" franchise.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unicorn Overlord is soul

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bravely Default
    Like they named it after a captcha when they lost a bet.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still remember the brief seething the theme song’s reveal caused since the words “Triangle Strategy” are some of the only English words used in otherwise entirely Japanese lyrics, and repeatedly too
    Getting Unicorn Overlord too btw

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when the game was first revealed and everyone assumed it was a placeholder title.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        When it was just the demo, yeah. On e they revealed the only thing getting dropped was the “Demo” part is where it all started, pretty funny all things considered

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        the placeholder title was Project Triangle Strategy

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    live a live

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >umm it's a palindrome that represents the duality of man

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unicorn Overlord is a fricking kickass name though.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    bottom will flop to hell

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      every vanillaware game flops they dont care, all of their games are pure soul

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully it will be a soulful flop at least, like God Hand.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Resident Evil Village, they tried too hard to force the VIII into the title

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Resident EVIIIer
      >Resident Evil: VIIIains
      >Resident Evil: Taco ComoVIIIa
      they picked the best alternative to be fair mate

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's NICRN VERLRD?

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what's it called
    >console exclusive
    not a single idea, sorry

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Square Enix names their games like that and then people think the writing in the game itself is going to be any better

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very succinct post.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >filtered by a game’s title
    Sad state of affairs

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Triangle Strategy any good? Does it have a cool magic system? I've been fiending for an SRPG lately and I can't decide if I want to play through FFT again or play something new.
    Also, I'm looking forward to Unicorn Overlord as well. Vanillaware hasn't done wrong by me yet, so I have faith it'll be excellent.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      just play TO/Ogre Battle instead, it's basically just a really shit version of those games with ""modernized"" mechanics.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. The localization that "spices up the writing" is also pretty bad.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hate that shit, FF16 has it loads with everyone being snarky and passive aggressive even when they’re clearly just asking for help or excusing themselves

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >FF16 has it loads with everyone being snarky and passive-aggressive
          I noticed this too. I wonder why they thought this was a good idea, tbqh.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            While that style of localisation is not exactly unique to the game I expect it was at least somewhat an attempt to affect the type of dialogue associated with GoT due to it being cited as an influence. Another small detail but I noticed a lot of phonetic spelling for “Britishisms” instead of just spelling them correctly, which makes little sense to me since for anyone who played with the English dub there would be no point in attempting to convey accents or pronunciations that way since they would just hear them

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because the "translators" think having a genuine and sincere conversation isn't "realistic" enough, that is all.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s good, it’s kind of a tactical rpg for people who don’t play too many of them. Can get a bit diff when trying to have everyone survive, but not too much trouble. Good story, good replayability and it looks and sounds gorgeous.
      The Black person calling it “really shit” is moronic.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's decent enough yuh.
      Not sure what you would define as 'cool magic system' though.
      fire magic can melt ice to water, or evaporate water, or burn oil for fire patches.
      ice can freeze water or oil.
      every character is basically its own unique class with unique moves/abilities.
      It's pretty decent. though it can be a kick in the dick at times.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plot is meh and it has too much dialogue, the characters go from boring to annoying and the english dub is horrendous. The gameplay however is fun, like a tactics ogre game but changing the class system for unique characters. Magic works like any other skill, it cost action points that refill every turn. Mages have strong skills and aoe but are useless when they run out of points so they need to waste a turn to recharge.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gameplay is fricking great, theres way too much bullshit between missions though. Im currently on chapter 16 and its a solid 8/10 tactical experience

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of dialogue but not to a VN level
      All characters are unique with their own unique skills and quirks
      Your choices in the story decides which stages you take and which side characters you get, and obviously later, the ending you get
      It's pretty fun

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly pretty excited for unicorn overlord.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine you worked on a game called Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno
    Would you put it on your CV?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's my band name.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's my maiden name.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never before has strategy been so triangular.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game is called triangle strategy
      >company is called square enix

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >triangle strategy
      >they don't even move on a triangular grid

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t tell if people bothered by the names are memeing or not anymore

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the problem with Unicorn Overlord? It fit next to the Worm Ouroboros imo.

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