I wouldn't mind if it wasn't only half-life. Valve has put a clamp down on every other developer. They don't promote any other games except for the top 40 that you regularly see. Banging classics are either forgotten or removed, their is little to no third party support for their products, and it's impossible to thrive when they take 33% of the cut. It shouldn't cost that much to distribute a game. It should be pretty cheap nowadays.
I'm Quakeing in my boots Gordon, that alien scared Half-life out of me and gave me a real System Shock. I owe you a Medal of Honor for your Deus Ex machina. If it werent for your Golden Eye accuracy with that machine gun i'd have been Doomed.
Anyway you need to get to the Lambda Complex and activate the nuclear warhead. Its an Unreal Tournament out there but the fate of the entire world rests on your shoulders and in terms of extraterrestial extermination you are the Duke. Nukem!
Blood!? Hope this is not blood indicating Strife for the Heretic they call the Shadow Warrior on a Redneck Rampage against Sin across the facility.
the quote that gave birth to video games
That's a real Hexen there.
Oh and before i forget Gordon, you should visit Dr.Wolfenstein in Substation B. He is working on some Bad Toys including a handheld Eradicator to help Swatting those Xenomorph Powerslaves and Space Hulks, should come in handy for a Terminator such as yourself.
He is a bit of an Outcast though but his Urban Assault tools will help you in your Descent to the Battlezone. I'll be here in the science Team Fortress incase you need to Back Track. I dont have the Nerves of Steel to H.U.R.L myself towards danger like you Industrial Killers.
>Gordon, It’s a real Crysis out there, Look out for the militaries Counter-Strike, all that BLOOD you’ve spilled? between your Devil May Cry attitude and the Dead Rising, The military has every excuse to turn this place into a Killing Floor. Listen, the surface might seem like a Kings Bounty right now but it’s better than being Left 4 Dead, that is, if we’re not already a Lost Planet
Cortana, I feel like it's my destiny to run in a marathon. It makes me quake just thinking about it. Will this spell my certain doom? At the same time, my blood is boiling at the thought of such a challenge. It's like ion fury's pumping through my veins.
>If you had a real life, you wouldn't be wasting your time modding video games, you fricking loser. >anon said, while arguing with anons about hobby projects on the Ganker board of Ganker
Does anyone have the recorded dialogue where the commando finds the scientist's porn magazine? I think it was futa and the commando calls him a homosexual. I cannot find it anymore.
Skibidi toilet is unironically saving the internet. With allt he psyop gen z horseshit it seems like genuine organic kino and GenAlpha is having none of Gen Zs garbage taste and enjoying a 70 part well edited series that seems wholesome.
Can't believe this made the final build of the game
What game????
Elden Ring
Incomplete Existence.
Bit of an oxymoron, isn't it?
I don't get it
It's a reference to this
I'm kinda glad the zoomers have latched onto Half-Life.
I wouldn't mind if it wasn't only half-life. Valve has put a clamp down on every other developer. They don't promote any other games except for the top 40 that you regularly see. Banging classics are either forgotten or removed, their is little to no third party support for their products, and it's impossible to thrive when they take 33% of the cut. It shouldn't cost that much to distribute a game. It should be pretty cheap nowadays.
gog does a good job at recommending good old games
I'm Quakeing in my boots Gordon, that alien scared Half-life out of me and gave me a real System Shock. I owe you a Medal of Honor for your Deus Ex machina. If it werent for your Golden Eye accuracy with that machine gun i'd have been Doomed.
Anyway you need to get to the Lambda Complex and activate the nuclear warhead. Its an Unreal Tournament out there but the fate of the entire world rests on your shoulders and in terms of extraterrestial extermination you are the Duke. Nukem!
Kek
Blood!? Hope this is not blood indicating Strife for the Heretic they call the Shadow Warrior on a Redneck Rampage against Sin across the facility.
the quote that gave birth to video games
That's a real Hexen there.
Oh and before i forget Gordon, you should visit Dr.Wolfenstein in Substation B. He is working on some Bad Toys including a handheld Eradicator to help Swatting those Xenomorph Powerslaves and Space Hulks, should come in handy for a Terminator such as yourself.
He is a bit of an Outcast though but his Urban Assault tools will help you in your Descent to the Battlezone. I'll be here in the science Team Fortress incase you need to Back Track. I dont have the Nerves of Steel to H.U.R.L myself towards danger like you Industrial Killers.
Renegade!
>Gordon, It’s a real Crysis out there, Look out for the militaries Counter-Strike, all that BLOOD you’ve spilled? between your Devil May Cry attitude and the Dead Rising, The military has every excuse to turn this place into a Killing Floor. Listen, the surface might seem like a Kings Bounty right now but it’s better than being Left 4 Dead, that is, if we’re not already a Lost Planet
Cortana, I feel like it's my destiny to run in a marathon. It makes me quake just thinking about it. Will this spell my certain doom? At the same time, my blood is boiling at the thought of such a challenge. It's like ion fury's pumping through my veins.
Duke Nukem 3d.
saw it coming but still got me
He never said that.
peak reddit
oh hey someone saved one of my screenshots
>HL Source
it's gmod, it's the only real option you have for mounting
you got tubes, too
>mounting
HL:S should have been an improvement over the base game, damn it.
LSTR in Half-Life??
the idea of Samus getting dropped into Hl1 and HL2 is kind of funny. Imagine how many people she'd accidentally kill
Crossovers are shit and so are the "people" who clamor for them. You stupid c**ts have no dignity whatsoever.
>being this mad over hobby projects
>"hobby"
If you had a real life, you wouldn't be wasting your time modding video games, you fricking loser.
Case and frickin' point.
imagine being mad at video games, what a homosexual
relax sweetie, mommy still loves you
>If you had a real life, you wouldn't be wasting your time developing real-world computer science skills
huh?
>Case and frickin' point.
The phrase is "case in point", as in, a situation that illustrates the point. Not like "game, set, and match".
okay whatever virgin
i'll be sure to remember that... not.
>If you had a real life, you wouldn't be wasting your time lurking on 4chink, you fricking loser.
>If you had a real life, you wouldn't be wasting your time modding video games, you fricking loser.
>anon said, while arguing with anons about hobby projects on the Ganker board of Ganker
>"That picture and Krystal..."
oh hey you're back
You should stick the barrel of a gun in your mouth you no fun allowed having Black person moron. The world would be vastly better off without you
>NOOO NOT THE ORIGINAL VISION OF THE GAME THAT STILL EXISTS AND IS UNTOUCHED AND CAN BE PLAYED AT ANYTIME
Why are boomers like this?
STOP FRICKING WITH THE MICROWAVE
How would the Black Mesa incident have gone down if Samus had been in Gordon's place?
A lot more dead aliens
Does Halo still hold up?
GET BACK
Does anyone have the recorded dialogue where the commando finds the scientist's porn magazine? I think it was futa and the commando calls him a homosexual. I cannot find it anymore.
just for you anon
IT'S PAYNE!
How can you play HL1 in VR?
There is a mod in development but it doesn't look very good so far
the whole game or just the one level
We're coomed!
OPEN THE BATHROOM DOORS
IT'S COMING FOR ME
I'M THE ONLY WAY OUT
OH MY GOD
I'M POOOOOOED
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this
He's a highly trained poofessional
How would have things changed if Samus was in the place of Gordan?
Yes
How would Prisoner 849 fare in Black Mesa?
Excuse me Gordon, but I'm rather busy right now.
You a bustah, Gordon
I can't be bothered right now.
My god what are you doing!?
sovl
You'll just have to wait until after the test.
DOOH
Amazing how shit half life is.
GET BACK
I'm afraid we'll be deviating a bit from standard thread posting procedures today, Gordon
Yeeees but with good reason, this is a rare opportunity for us, this is the purest bait we've seen yet.
Skibidi toilet is unironically saving the internet. With allt he psyop gen z horseshit it seems like genuine organic kino and GenAlpha is having none of Gen Zs garbage taste and enjoying a 70 part well edited series that seems wholesome.
STOP ATTACKING
HE'S A FRIEND
Ah, hello, Samus Aran, it's good to see you.
Just Morph Ball through the opening
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
*beep beep beep BEEP*
*SPLAT*
Mmmmhh candy 🙂