Oh no...it sure would suck if you couldn't just use roar, whirlwind, taunt, or mach punch to shut this down.

Oh no...it sure would suck if you couldn't just use roar, whirlwind, taunt, or mach punch to shut this down. Literally no counters!

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dragapult used draco meteor
    lol?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      252 SpA Choice Specs Dragapult Draco Meteor vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Tera Steel Kyurem: 144-171 (36.8 - 43.7%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cloyster does it
    🙂
    >kyurem does it
    >:*(

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tera ghost shell smash with my Cloyster
      >enemy surrenders

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard countered by Skeledirge

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're right. I'm not too heavily into competitive, so I don't think I've got the right setup, so feel free to enlighten me.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        and it can learn roar also not that it needs it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Special sets always Earth Power, or if it's the physical set +1 Loaded Dice Scale Shot just murks you unless you Tera Fairy, but that leaves you open to Icicle Spear.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        +1? Vs an Unaware mon? Nephew…

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the guy running Smogoonersville?

    Fricking troglodyte

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's one member of the Gen 9 OU council. He doesn't run Smogon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finchinator is a israelite. They always worm their way into power despite lacking the competence for it, and then act selfishly and maliciously. Textbook.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon sent out Shedinja!
    >B-BUT IT'S BANNED IN MY FANFIC TIER
    Don't complain then, homosexual

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not even in the game you dumb frick

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is in every game until B2W2 which is every game that matters

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          what is it banned in then

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Natdex

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finch is still seething to this day? Kek

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    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/bdN7MNx.png

      Oh no...it sure would suck if you couldn't just use roar, whirlwind, taunt, or mach punch to shut this down. Literally no counters!

      https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen9ou-746266

      It's not even him playing. He is literally overreacting because the guy who is using Kyurem is playing against an idiot player. Frick this guy and his lying bullshit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        stall vs stall

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watching that replay yeah any set up mon would've swept there, kyurem or not kek. The fricking dumbass using stealth rocks on skarm after switching in. Like kyurem isn't staying in until you whirlwind
        He's clearly salty about the community not voting to ban

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://twitter.com/Finchinator2/status/1756392528679436755
          I love his pathetic excuse about skarmory doesn't run whirlwind 90% of the time
          Like I wonder maybe it's because the gholdengo coin homosexual in top #3 of usage that blocks hazard removal? Perhaps you ban him so you have ways to deals with no only hazards, but set up sweepers too?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen9ou-746266
        Both of them fricking suck
        Who has a goddamn body press skarmory with max defense and doesn't use body press against a fricking tera steel kyurem with only icicle spear?? No loaded dice either.
        And who fricking switches out to gliscor??
        Why is this a thread??? Get this wack shit out of here.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          ahhhh pressure. I get it. Subsitute for pressure.
          Still. Why didn't the fool have whirlwind or just use bodypress? I hate when yall post garbage replays expecting responses.
          GET BETTER

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watching that replay yeah any set up mon would've swept there, kyurem or not kek. The fricking dumbass using stealth rocks on skarm after switching in. Like kyurem isn't staying in until you whirlwind
        He's clearly salty about the community not voting to ban

        >https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogtours-gen9ou-746266
        Both of them fricking suck
        Who has a goddamn body press skarmory with max defense and doesn't use body press against a fricking tera steel kyurem with only icicle spear?? No loaded dice either.
        And who fricking switches out to gliscor??
        Why is this a thread??? Get this wack shit out of here.

        kyurem stalled out skarmory's body press pp with pressure, protect, and substitute, you fricking morons. they set up hazards on protect because they don't want to lose more pp. you people are so idiotic it's amazing

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          pressure is too overpowered, it drains my pp dry, please ban

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The collective IQ of Smogonwhiners is 12 which is what their average age is too.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >uses calm mind even if kyurem already revealed freeze-dry
      how is this moron head of the smogogay council?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably predicted a switch

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    anon, using counters to things is just uncompetitive! Why should I have to adapt when the coooooonsil can just ban it for me?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the copypasta.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what pasta

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >send in arch
    >get +5 because yourr opponent decided to troll with this shit Kyurem set
    Wow, what a meta threat!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh no arch might be banned so now we need to ban kyurem
      and oh no kyurem got banned so now we need to ban the thing kyurem kept in check!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We found scissors to be unbalanced, so we're suspect testing it
        >wtf, paper has no counters, we'd better ban it

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    must be a sign from god that Black and White remakes are gonna be real

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would be able to tolerate smogon a lot more if they weren't all fart huffing pseuds about everything they do when at the end of the day they're just seething morons

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Smoggies were ever to be completely honest with everyone and themselves, Smogon would collapse over night. The whole organization and format is built upon comfortable lies, and attracts insufferable people as a result.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Smogon would collapse over night.
        Nah. The support base is pretty healthy.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    anytime they do a suspect test they link to an awful music video, why?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    SMOGON BANNED MY FAVORITE POKEMON

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      me when my janiitan applcation gets deented

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get some Hot Potkets. They'll help cheer you up.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >azurill used perish song!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      +1 252 Atk Kyurem Icicle Spear (4 hits) vs. 252 HP / 252 Def Azurill: 328-388 (107.8 - 127.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason /vp/ hates Smogon and VGC is because they're bad at competitive.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smogon is bad at comp too, what's your point?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Smoggies are typically pretty good at comp. Freezai made it to worlds the first year he decided to try his hand at VGC, and he would've made it to Day 2 if he didn't get incredibly unlucky. Just some random Smogger decided one day to pick up VGC and became a top 500 player in the world.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Smoggies are typically pretty good at comp
          I don't think inventing your own ruleset to win like you're the snotty fat kid on the playground is indicative of skill

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't matter what you think, jabroni

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Doesn’t know how to read
            Anon’s post is literally about a Smogon player becoming top 500 for VGC their first and only losing due to bad luck.
            Meanwhile you can’t even make it to Master Ball rank on ladder.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Smoggies are typically pretty good at comp.
          jfc

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >THE competitive pokemon resource is bad at competitive
        ???

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, at least Smogon. Most of the people there make up the dumbest, shit reasons why a pokemon is in the ranking it's in. I get that some pokemon are plain bad or too good, but I kind of feel like that's all you need. If it's good, it's good and vice versa. Some randos can make better sets to make a pokemon decent than the morons at Smogon.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>THE competitive pokemon resource
          >smogon

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have a better resource in mind?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, at least Smogon. Most of the people there make up the dumbest, shit reasons why a pokemon is in the ranking it's in. I get that some pokemon are plain bad or too good, but I kind of feel like that's all you need. If it's good, it's good and vice versa. Some randos can make better sets to make a pokemon decent than the morons at Smogon.

          >>THE competitive pokemon resource
          >smogon

          Yeah let's all be honest for once. Smogon really does suck with those rules and banning mons.
          I mean banning sleep? Arbitrarily banning pokemon or strats for what seems like keeping up the stall gameplay. It's too obvious to me.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh no, mechanics of the game? How can one possibly deal with sleep? Berries? Frick no. Abilities? Why the frick would I do that? Stall? There's absolutely no way to counter it. Nuh-uh, nope. Totally no pokemon sets to deal with anything like that. At all. But, I want a bunch of rules to follow and an arbitrary set of guidelines that have to get updated every generation because I can't handle dealing with things on my own. I have to follow the rules.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              they don't understand how metagames work, they will always organically adapt to whatever is good, but with their bans, they MAKE the meta they want instead of letting it develop archaludon and rain is good? a team with sets that are easily counterable? i'll have to change my team to adapt instead of using the same strats for everything? NOOOO BAN IT IT'S TOO GOOD

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                And I understand that not everyone can remember every pokemon's learnset, stats, and abilities, so knowing what to counter something with can be annoying, but if you've encountered it at least once or twice you'll know. It just gets so annoying seeing the same shit over and over again and I don't like playing their shitty tiers. It's not fun. It's like spamming the same deck over and over again, just because you want to get wins in a TCG. It's fricking boring. I think it also takes away part of the way the game functions; making a team with what you like and learning how to use it or thinking of ways to cover as many corners as possible. There's tons of solutions, and I know some aren't good, but it takes away the fun of testing things yourself and making people face the unexpected.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then bring Pokemon you like and figure out how to make use of them in higher tiers?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                aren't you forced to play specific pokemon if you go play in specific tiers (on showdown)?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >smogon critic never even tried to play the format
                If I only had a dollar for each time that happened.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have, I just don't use Showdown because it's ass and Smogon is shit.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have
                Clearly not.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                My favorite pokemon is flutter mane. How come it won't let me use it in OU?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Berries? Frick no
              knock off

              >Abilities? Why the frick would I do that?
              anti-sleep abilities are a massive opportunity cost. No sleep or your mon has weak MU vs certain sleepers and it's dead weight.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most uses of knock-off are on physical dark-types. And if it's such a huge threat, why would people still be using hold-items? There's 7 dark-types in OU at least and 4 of them are physical. How often do you even see that? And I get in some cases, if the pokemon has a certain ability, like Annihilape having vital spirit vs. defiant, you're probably going to use defiant. But if you've got no other choice, you're probably going to pick the anti-sleep. But, I think it all boils down to 'how often do you see this?'

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Most uses of knock-off are on physical dark-types
                lmao.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                why can't you also use sleep

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zacian is balanced, just use Quagsire.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    just slow uturn into dragapult and ohko the thing with infiltrator draco meteor. easy game.
    oh wait, you can't do that because muh heckin tera? HMMMMMMMMMM

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gee, it sure would be nice if you could use Whirlwind and get rid of the problem!
      Oh, wait, you can't do that because you'll get predicted and countered by a switch into Gholdengo? HMMMMMMMMMM

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    if only they banned tera day one... now they look like clowns. imagine banning aegislash for creating 50/50s then letting this mechanic exist

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if only they banned tera day one
      So Gen 8 2.0?

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do these guys want to ban DAMP ROCK?
    >NOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE AN EASILY COUNTERABLE SET CONTAINING MONS WITH COMMON CHECKS BECAUSE... YOU JUST CAN'T OK? USE KINGAMBIT AND GHOLDENGO NOW!

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that Smogon is a israeli website that harbors actual pedophiles!

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