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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Le funni long neck lmao

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      > obviously based on a brontosaur
      Haha they are making it long because meme hehe

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enteibros, it's gonna be over for us.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'll get a robot form in the 3rd DLC. Just to spite us.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Entei gonna be a Triceratops, mark my words

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's gonna be a stegosaurus!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Entei is safe for now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not looking forward to Enteidactyl???

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you wish this kind of torture upon Entei? Leave them to the happiness of being "forgotten", if this is what being "remembered" is..

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        scorching flap

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't Game Freak be normal?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their goal is to see how far they can ruin Pokemon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This might actually be the case, they probably hate that it's their only success in over two decades of existence and the only thing keeping them afloat. If there was any way for Nintendo to steal their ownership of the IP they'd be gone instantly. At this point we're just waiting for the old homosexuals to die and hopefully the new blood will change things with their influence gone.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering everything else they've done as been an absolute failure, it's very plausible. They're trapped working on their one successful IP. And they resent that.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ancient Farigiraf

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    violet finally winning for once what the frick is that

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugliest pokemon of all time lmao

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still Vanilluxe

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I should've listened to the /vp/ schizoids maybe they DO hate Johto

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know I fricking do.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Expected and I love it.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this franchise is fricking dead. Can't help but laugh at this though

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    girafarig is proud of his son

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine being a raikoucuck right now.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RAIKOU... BUT LE LOOOONG XDDD
    MAKE IT FRICKING STOP

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a real dragonfly! Bug/Dragon type. Look at that long body!

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am now extremely nervous for my boy Entei.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, Pokémon finally put the monster back in it's design.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >farigiraf
    >aurorus
    >alolan exeggutor
    >now this

    longchads stay winning

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you compensating for something?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. I have no neck cause I’m fat 🙁

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, for my micropenis.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate modern pokemon so much its unreal

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Musketeers became cooler
    >dogs became lamer
    Johtosisters this can't be happening...

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Suicune got a raptor like form and now Raikou seems to be some kind of long-necked dinosaur.
    What is it going to be for Entei? Triceratops? Ankylosaurus? Maybe we'll get some flying dinosaur with him. Would make as much sense as the Raikou design

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Entei will be a Pterosaur

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek it’s not gonna be shafted like that. They’re turning them into the titular big dinosaur trio. Big theropod, big sauropod, big armored dinosaur (triceratops/stegosaur/etc)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Raikou is a Brontosaurus, which means Thunder Lizard. I think it's clever, even if he does look a bit doofy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the absolute state of shills

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paradox Raikou seem to be based on a Kirin, a chinese mythological creature thats's like a half dragon half horse.

      The origin of the Kirin apparently comes from when a chinese adventurer traveled to Africa and brought a couple of giraffes with him, and people treated them as mythological beings.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paradox Raikou is a brachiosaur because Paradox Suicune was a theropod dinosaur
        Expect Entei to be a dinosaur too

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s what regular suicune is based on you fricking idiot. This is just a fricking dinosaur, stop overthinking it. There wasn’t anything to overthink about Walking Wake, this is no different. Goddamn

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon we literally have three different raijuus in pokemon

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn’t change that this is just a dinosaur. Let me guess, you think Walking Wake is based on the partridge creek monster or something too

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              what no
              kirin is like the most common myth animal in asia so I have no idea why you're making it sound like it's something deep

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Pokemon can only be based on 1 thing
          Off yourself from the gene pool

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to strangle Bulbapedo and the other people who think Flutter Mane is based on some obscure Iberian vampire just because the game is in muh Spain. It’s Misdreavus + a microraptor because Hitoshi Ariga is just a huge dino autist who loves tiny raptors and has Misdreavus as his admitted favorite mon. The guy draws dinos and blogs about Misdreavus nonstop.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That picture is from someone in China seeing a fricking giraffe you moron. It's a sauropod.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the other way around. Kirins didn't come from giraffe; giraffe came from kirin.

        Chinese people already had the idea of a mythical kirin. When they went to Africa and saw giraffes, they were like "holy shit kirins are real" and brought some back. The word for giraffe in a lot of East Asian languages is kirin for this reason.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      T-Rex

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >him
      Her.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >(you)
        homosexual

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s called Towering Storm btw

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rock/Electric

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bolt/Beam STAB coverage
    This thing will either be a complete monster or trash. Depends how fast/slow it will be

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will be electric/dragon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hope not

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm vuessing Steel/Dragon with an electric version of Steel Worker giving it a 3rd stab.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    LONGCAT IS LONG

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thunderous Throat

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    scarletbros.. we got too wienery

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the man curls up to form a thundercloud
    Genius

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So terrible, overdesigned trash

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick that's sick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's neat but not worth the giraffe neck

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is based around a smilodon, a prehistoric cat
      >LETS MAKE ITS PREHISTORIC FORM A DIPLODOCUS FOR NO REASON
      Gamefreak is so dumb

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Is based around a smilodon, a prehistoric cat
        Stop reading bulbapedia. They literally just make shit up with origins and trivia

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at fricking raiku, it's a smilodon. It's a tiger striped cat with saber tooths, a sabertooth tiger if you will. Knowing the origin of a design doesn't mean it's taken from bulbapedia, it just means analyzing the designs and the possible origins of them
          Not saying I like raiku in the frist place cause I don't, I never liked the mammal trio, but these paradox designs are just so mind bogglingly stupid. WHY DO THEY NOT LIFT FROM ACTUAL PREHISTORY? WHY DID THEY JUST COMBINE RANDOMLY SELECTED DESIGNS WITH DINOSAUR FEATURES? THERE' SO MUCH COOL SHIT THEY COULD'VE DONE WITH THE IDEA OF PREHISTORIC POKEMON BUT THEY JUST DID THE STUPIDEST SHIT IMAGINABLE
          I swear they're doing this deliberately. They're extremely overworked and just want the franchise to end already, so they're making bets with each other to see how shit they can make it before the higher ups catch on

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's just that terapagos sucks at designing, it's a fricking turtle.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >WHY DO THEY NOT LIFT FROM ACTUAL PREHISTORY
            Because they're not actually prehistoric?
            Come on anon, it's not hard. A smilodon created by a giant chicken supposedly having a reptilian ancestor? Sounds paradoxical, almost imaginary.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hope you cried about Suicune being a T-Rex, yoo.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Timetravelgays are still at it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He still thinks the paradoxes are ancestors/descendants
          lmaoing @ ur life rn

          when are you going to realize that imaginationbros were the winners all along?

          All me btw. Im also trans, not sure if it matters.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Timetravelgays are so pathetic.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Begone back to hell, schizophrenic timetravel homosexual

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imaginationchads won. Pokemon knows how to steal from the best

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He still thinks the paradoxes are ancestors/descendants
        lmaoing @ ur life rn

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        when are you going to realize that imaginationbros were the winners all along?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Half the shit in bulbapedia is wrong, they directly go against actual statements by developers in some cases too.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Half the shit in bulbapedia is wrong
          show 3 examples

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/LJkPH6S.jpg

      BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE

      Artwork looks base, but who made that trailer choose the worse way to introduce it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This franchise is never coming back

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What’s wrong?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this was also the dealbreaker for me

        What’s wrong?

        zoom zoom

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this was also the dealbreaker for me
        [...]
        zoom zoom

        isn't that just a simplified raikou paw?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah.
          Also it's weird that people are mad about the neck since fan artists used that same concept for it a fair amount.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking ewwww. you cant just take a random ass design and make it a giraffe.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love it like this, they suck so much at 3D they are taking life away from every new pokemon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do they suck at 3D?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why it looks good on 2d and so shit on 3d?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it looks like moronic shit in 1d, 2d, 3d, and 4d

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ai generated design

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like this could almost be good if changed a few things, I don't know. Currently it's like a downie Cradily

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Art looks great, it's just the model that is awful

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'd look better if they changed the head shape more. It looks too much like default Raikou.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like the one thing from that game with the robot dinosaurs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horizon Zero Dawn

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even I could've designed something better than that abomination wearing Raikou's face.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the point is Terapagos created them from a drawing of the 3 fused, it's supposed to be an abomination.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the point is Terapagos created them from a drawing of the 3 fused
        moron. The artist clearly saw the three and then drew it as a common ancestor.
        The imagination theory has been completely shattered.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the book is, in universe, mocked for being bullshit. of course what people find decades later isnt gonna line up with whats in the book.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know Ho-Oh created the beasts, right? They don't have ancestors.

          And the page of the fusion says drawing of an imagined pokemon.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ho-oh created them by resurrecting 3 pokemon that died in the burned tower fire (presumably a Vaporeon, a Flareon, and a Jolteon). They can't have any fricking ancestors.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only thing you said that was true was that Ho-oh resurrected them.
            That's it.
            There's nothing saying they were created there.
            There's nothing saying they were the eevees.
            The existence of the paradox pokemon confirm ancestors.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              in that case why does nobody know of the existence of the paradox dogs when the tower was supposedly built by humans and there are people in Johto old enough to have seen the tower burn. They would have seen the paradoxes and documented them just like they documented Ho-Oh and the revived beasts

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                One
                >dogs
                Two, the age of the paradoxes is several million years before. They would be extinct.
                Three, the scarlet book, the only book with them documented that only has one sketch of a paradox Donphan and a blurry photo, clearly doesn't document them all if the artist can be inspired by paradox mon that aren't mentioned in it.
                Four, it was 200 years ago, an age where people could die on a boat trip let alone transporting media without them being destroyed.

                How are you people this fricking stupid

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes! Pokemon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's actually badly designed on purpose
        Frick off.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          All the other paradoxes designed by the professors also look like shit and it makes sense, they were a kid when they imagined them.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they were a kid when they imagined them.
            Can you frick off with your stupid imagination theory? There's absolutely no way to reconcile it with the game anymore.
            And this doesn't even make sense anyway since the descriptions and Donphan pictures were in the scarlet and violet book long before the professors were born.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              They are big foot tier pictures.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, no they aren't.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >There's absolutely no way to reconcile it with the game anymore.
              Wow sounds almost like a paradox

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not what a paradox is, you moron.
                The idea of a paradox is rooted in contradiction, if you make it imaginary then the contradiction isn't there and they just exist like a document being printed out on to paper.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The contradiction is how they can be an ancestor of a pokemon created 150 years ago. The answer is they aren't but the protagonist doesn't know that so they are called paradoxes. Every single past paradox has a reason of why they couldn't be actual real ancestors.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Amazing how you can get the definition right and then immediately go full moron on the origin. Positing an ancestor for a Pokemon that has no past IS the contradiction, you nitwit.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The pictures look different to the actual paradoxes and even if they were real, terapagos could have easily created them from Heath drawings back then. These beasts were also created from the fusion drawings, there is a reason the "time machine" doesn't bring them and only appear in raids created by the turtle.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >terapagos could have easily created them from Heath drawings back then.
                There were no drawings.
                Only Donphan had a sketch back then by the artist, according to the Occulture books they only had descriptions for the rest in the unseen pages.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I'm only talking about Donphan, follow the conversation. That's the reason Heath has pictures of only them.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm only talking about Donphan, follow the conversation
                If you were only talking about the Donphan then your argument doesn't work because the drawing was made AFTER their encounter with it.

                Amazing how you can get the definition right and then immediately go full moron on the origin. Positing an ancestor for a Pokemon that has no past IS the contradiction, you nitwit.

                >Positing an ancestor for a Pokemon that has no past
                Oh god, you think that Suicune, Raikou and Entei were made in the burned tower don't you...

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >AFTER their encounter with it.
                Heath lied to try to sell his book, simple. Before that they only found crystals and herba mystica, he needed a hook.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Heath lied to try to sell his book
                Prove it. Nothing in the game says it was a lie and all the pages we see are an accurate depiction of things in area zero that we can visit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The expedition was funded by the academy, they were expecting to find something, bring an actual treasure, so he needed to do it.

                But even then if that was true, the professor also never made sketches of the paradoxes and terapagos still created them, could be Terapagos saw what Heath was imagining so made the donphan paradox for him, then Heath drew it. We know Heath had some kind of encounter with Terapagos because of that page with the formulas.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I sure do remember seeing lush jungles, gorilla like pokémon, and paradox pokémon running around before they were released from the lab where they were created.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh god, you think that Suicune, Raikou and Entei were made in the burned tower don't you...
                prove that they werent
                actually prove that they originated from three dead pokemon at all
                as far as we see, they come to life from statues in the burned tower's basement
                they were never originally alive to begin with

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >prove that they werent
                Burden of proof is on you, dipshit. You're the one making the claim that they did despite the lack of evidence.
                >actually prove that they originated from three dead pokemon at all
                What? Anon, that's, again, on you. The idea is that the beasts were pokemon that died in the fire and then came back as the beasts.
                >as far as we see, they come to life from statues in the burned tower's basement
                They were never statues in the first place. You should have realised that with crystal because Eusine had been looking for it for years, if there was a "statue" down there it would have been a local legend and that would have been the first place he looked.
                Not to mention in HGSS they got rid of the stupid color change thing that made people think they were statues in the first place.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh god, you think that Suicune, Raikou and Entei were made in the burned tower don't you...
                It is very much established in the lore that there were eyewitnesses of the event, these Pokémon were revived just one or a few hundreds of years prior to the events of GSC. We know for a fact these Pokémon have no ancestors.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >these Pokémon were revived just one or a few hundreds of years prior to the events of GSC. We know for a fact these Pokémon have no ancestors.
                NTA but revived =/= created. There's nothing saying that they couldn't have just been the beasts and died in the tower only to be revived by Ho-oh.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were very likely not the same trio we know about, Ho-oh at the very least made them stronger when they were revived (source: Pokémon Generations).

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Pokémon Generations
                Pokemon generations isn't canon nor does it say they were different pokemon. You're interpreting their "transformation" as a change and not a repair.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but I never thought of it like that before. They would have been burned and crushed beyond recognition you can't just revive something in that state or it would be a living hell, you would have to fix them up too.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why couldn't Ho-oh revive other Pokémon? Maybe the new trio are some dinopokemon that got killed defending Ho-oh so Oh-oh revived them I to forms resembling the legendary dogs. Maybe Ho-oh doesn't have alot of variety. The 3 beast probably died out with the other dino Pokémon for whatever reason and Ho-oh didn't revive them.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you want to keep the revival transformation you could always say something like there were Dino beast fossils under the ground and Ho-oh used them as a base for their new bodies.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              They are slapping you in the face with evidence that it is not a time machine do they literally need to say it before it penetrates your dense skull?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They are slapping you in the face with evidence
                Anon there's literally nothing suggesting imagination that isn't your imagination.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"an imagined pokemon" not imagination
                I still don't understand how people from vp can be this dense in a kids game

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You morons said this about the drawings in the book and then they turned out to be fake. Imagination theory is literally schizoid shit ignoring the fact that at every point the game tells you it's time travel

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The drawings are the biggest evidence it's imagination.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Before paradoxes released
                >BRO THE FACT THAT THEYRE GOING TO LOOK LIKE THE IMAGINED DRAWINGS PROVES IMAGINATION THEORY
                After paradoxes released
                >BRO THE FACT THAT THEY DONT LOOK LIKE THE IMAGINED DRAWINGS PROVES IMAGINATION THEORY

                LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY MENTAL ILLNESS

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They still look like them if they were fused. That's even more proof it's imagination, the turtle separated 3 concepts of an imagined drawing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This homie thinks this Raikou actually existed lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Evidence for time travel
                >AI says it was time travel, explaining the mechanics
                >the Raidon are genetically similar to the modern day Cyclizar rather than having the exact same or no genetics
                >Arven alludes to a time paradox
                >the paradox pokemon are past and future themed
                >the paradox pokemon are called PARADOX pokemon, a type of contradiction commonly associated with time travel

                Evidence for time travel
                >muh YouTuber said so!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the paradox pokemon are called PARADOX pokemon, a type of contradiction commonly associated with time travel
                oh so you're that moron, good to see you again

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >oh so you're that moron
                Wut.
                Actually you know what, I'm not surprised you would have imagined a boogeyman to deal with common sense.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Common sense of deez nuts on yo mamas fat breasts! Loool

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're the only moron to keep pulling that "paradoxes are commonly associated with time travel" bullshit
                newsflash: they're much more commonly associated with sci-fi as they're usually the only weakness robots have as their artificial intelligence can't process them
                see: Star Trek, Doctor Who, Portal 2, Hitchiker's guide to the Galaxy,

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Star Trek, Doctor Who, Portal 2, Hitchiker's guide to the Galaxy,
                You're not being serious right now, are you?
                Star trek has more time paradoxes than logic paradoxes. The Voyage Home has a bootstrap paradox with the creator of some kind of aluminium if I remember right with Scotty telling it to the creator who would spread the means to create it which Scott would learn to tell him.
                Doctor Who deals with paradoxes practically every week and if I remember right had a two part series finale a few years ago where the Master turned the Tardis into a paradox machine that kept it alive. Them there's Terminus and the paradox that created the universe.
                And its been a while since I read hitchhikers but I'm pretty sure The Restaurant at the End of the Universe has time travel in it.

                Why in the ever loving frick would you pick 3 series that cover time travel and 2 that have time paradoxes more than logic paradoxes to say that logic paradoxes are more common?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they're much more commonly associated with sci-fi as they're usually the only weakness robots have as their artificial intelligence can't process them
                >see: Star Trek, Doctor Who, Portal 2, Hitchiker's guide to the Galaxy,
                Like three of those use time travel paradoxes more than robot ones.
                Then you have shows like futurama where they make a joke about Santa not having paradox absorbing crumple zones but also having fry being his own grandpa being the solution being brought up multiple times over with the brains, Big Score having a ton of paradoxes as a result of bender stealing things through time and Beast with a Billion Backs being the result of the final paradox in Big Score.
                There's a ton of other sci-fi series that do time travel paradoxes
                Ben 10 multiple times with the classic series ending with the final bad guy being put into a time loop he doesn't realise he's in.
                The Dexter's Lab movie when it turned out the Dexter's sent the robots back to the present to get Dee Dee for stealing their win against Mandark setting the whole adventure off in the first place.
                Rick and Morty with the snakes.
                The star trek cartoon with spock saving himself as a kid
                Marvel on multiple occasions but I like that Cable is the source of the techno-organic virus that infected him in the first place.
                Planet of the Apes, the original and the first reboot if I remember right.
                Terminator, the entire thing.
                I think they have a time loop paradox in godzilla vs king ghidora
                Bill and Ted uses them too, a lot.

                You get the picture.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Santa not having paradox absorbing crumple zones
                Frick, meant to put not being affected by paradoxes due to having paradox absorbing crumple zones

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes i remember the dude that thought paradox was just related to time travel when it can be used for any contradiction. Good times in thoses time travel vs imagination threads...

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I knew it was imagination before I even returned to the internet after playing the game.

                Most youtubers are dumb enough to think it's time travel in the first place.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Most youtubers are dumb enough to think it's time travel in the first place.
                Most of the big lore poketubers try to push imagination you moron.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Name one

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally all of the imagination bullshit mentioned in this thread is in this video.
                https://youtu.be/G-avKf-uQZY

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not a big youtuber.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >big lore poketubers
                Key words anon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Most youtubers are dumb enough to think it's time travel in the first place.
                This, most poketubers i saw just think the designs are dumb but believe in the time travel bullshit. Becase a saber tooth like raikou evolving from a brachiosaurus makes complete fricking sense.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You imaginationgays and your wild imaginations

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >do they literally need to say it before it penetrates your dense skull?
                The fricking irony

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't give something a neck that long but keep its body with the same proportions, it just looks goofy.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paradox pokémon is one the worst gimmicks ever.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not like they have their own dex entries to forever solidify them as here to stay.

      Oh wait.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's fine when the fans do it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was pretty stupid then too. They should have just all been therapods

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This also looks moronic, just slightly less so. I hope its actual typing isn't electric/dragon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I wonder how many fakemon designs GF's designers go through just to make sure they didn't make something that looks too similar to a fan made design.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      sure looks better than the official one but still dumb as frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it looks a bit better here because the legs arent as stubby looking
      this one looks more like a real natural animal while the one we got looks like a fricking table

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the man curls up to form a thundercloud
      Genius

      >lmao smilodon face and a sauropod body.
      Atleast theropod suicune made sense, since they are both carnivore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually better than the official one
      What the shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's shit but it's still miles better than the official version.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    KWABOTY contender

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raikoubros, why do they hate us so much?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They hate johto.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can paste that text on every single paradox.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fixed it

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nerd
      >plain girl
      >the one everyone and their mother will draw a metric torn of gay porn with

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone in gen 9 has to have two-tone hair
      Like fricking everyone

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name 10

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay.
          >Penny
          >Nemona
          >Arven
          >Liko
          >Roy
          >Amethio
          >Dot
          >Carmine
          >Kieran
          >Spinel
          >Onyx
          >Sango
          Oh whoops that was 12

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Roy is kantonian.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't say Paldea. I said gen 9. Roy is gen 9.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Anime characters
            The absolute state

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's up with that art style?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      a fat moronic kid, perfect

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left is literally me

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What animal will paradox entei be?

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s official name is Raging Bolt
    >not Towering Storm
    >not Thunderous Throat

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is beyond embarrassing, Pokemon is dead. No good mon shall remain untainted at this point.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I left this place when imaginationgays were getting more and more deluded turning lore threads intk a completely cesspit, how are they still fricking at it and how have they not learned a thing?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Timetravel makes zero sense.

      This is beyond embarrassing, Pokemon is dead. No good mon shall remain untainted at this point.

      This mon isn't related to Raikou.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Timetravel makes zero sense
        Dude, imagination makes zero sense.
        Think about it, if you think the beasts were made 150 years ago in Johto how did the artist even know that they existed to make the combined sketch?
        And if Terapagos can bring thoughts to life why didn't the sketches come to life? Why would they be brought into reality with features that were never in the sketch to begin with?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey anon, how can new Paradox Pokemon exist after the time machine was shut down? There's no way new ones can exist in reality unless some other non-time travel factor was spawning them in.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was 150 years ago back during the johto games, it's 200 now by the time of SV, same exact time the expedition happened and the beasts were fresh in the researchers minds.
          And Terapagos can bring the thought to life first and the sketch be innacurate because they only saw a glimpse of the paradox while it was running.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's 200 now by the time of SV,
            Anon, that would mean that 50 years passed between SV and the Johto games, that's astronomically moronic.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              In real life it's been 25, doubling that number isn't that crazy.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doubling that number isn't that crazy.
                Except it is since the time between alola and Kanto was around 10 while in real life it was 20.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would something have such a long neck and sharp teeth? Dude can just be eating tree stars with those teeth. But I doubt it couldn't even touch its head to the ground. Probably grabs birds or other pokemon from tree tops. Can be the only way this thing survives.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >brontosaurus meaning pun
    >lightning rod
    >not thinking a lightning flinging sauropod's neat

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want whats happening in that picture to be in the next monster hunter

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what exactly are Paradox Pokemon? Is the gimmic that they're like Cryptids and there's no real explanation on why they look like other pokemon?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Giant turtle makes them real, same reason pokemon can change type this gen.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So what exactly are Paradox Pokemon
      Past and future pokemon brought to the present.
      >and there's no real explanation on why they look like other pokemon?
      They're defendants/ancestors to modern pokemon, that's said in game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shut down time machine
        >Pokemon from other time periods keep appearing anyway
        Uh anon

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >shut down time machine
          >never destroy it
          >turn it on again
          Uh, anon

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >turn it on again
            You lost me here
            You need the keycard to activate it and the AI Professor took it with them into the void

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You need the keycard to activate it
              You need a keycard to turn it off, no one said anything about turning it on.
              Plus the time machine was made by a team of people it's not unreasonable to say that there are multiple keycards out there somewhere.
              Also if you were dedicated to that idea then I wouldn't make sense for imagination anyway, since the machine is supposed to be the thing that brings them to life.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The time machine is just a vessel to bring those ideas into reality, not the only one. A medium to satisfy humanity's wishes by Terapagos. Hence why Walking Wake and Iron Leaves appeared and could ONLY appear after the time machine was shut down, and why more Paradox Pokemon continued to appear afterwards. You can't do 5-star raids until you beat the game. If it were really time travel, then there'd have to be an active time machine. But it's off, that was the whole point of the final battle. You can revisit the lab and see that it's still off.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, if the time machine wasn't necessary then it has no place in the story at all. It just exists for the sake of existing which makes no sense. Not even GF is stupid enough to write a story element and act like it was never important.
                You can't even make the argument that it speeds things up or maintains them because if that were the case then heath wouldn't have seen the paradox pokemon since the time in area zero would have been too short and they wouldn't exist after the machine was shut off.

                Imagination doesn't work under scrutiny anon. There are no plausible explanations for any of it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It exists to put the paradox mons into masterballs, that's about it. Which also explains why Terapagos could easily make the donphan paradox for Heath, but because he had no machine, the paradox attacked his team.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do I really need to explain why that doesn't make sense.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon, if the time machine wasn't necessary then it has no place in the story at all.
                "The original professor had a dream...of a world in which past/future Pokémon might live alongside present-day Pokémon in harmony."
                And that is why the time machine works. Just like why the AI Professors exist at all. The Professors wished to have a capable lab assistant, and Terapagos made that reality.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The original professor had a dream...of a world in which past/future Pokémon might live alongside present-day Pokémon in harmony."
                Anon, they didn't confirm that they were truly past and future pokemon until AFTER and that dream came much later so much so in fact that the AI, a copy of the professor's thoughts, didn't understand it.
                >The Professors wished to have a capable lab assistant, and Terapagos made that reality.
                Which also doesn't make sense, if Terapagos grants wishes exactly which created the paradoxes exactly as they imagined why would it not just create a flesh and blood assistant? Why was it a purely mechanical AI?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why was it a purely mechanical AI?
                It's not mechanical, you blind idiot. The AI Professors are made of terastal crystal. Their true nature reveals itself during the Paradise Protection Protocol fight. Just like how the time machine was created using terastal energy. Which also alters the type of Pokemon, as people wish.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >as people wish
                It's not wishes

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not mechanical, you blind idiot. The AI Professors are made of terastal crystal.
                It's mechanical, the AI professor says it both in the English and Japanese version.
                But I know why you made that mistake, at the end of the game they begin absorbing terastal energy, which was also said, and start undergoing terastalization but instead of the crystal covering the body you think it's like those fake dark tower digimon in digimon 02 don't you? As in the human shell is cracking revealing the crystal underneath like pic related.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not mechanical, you blind idiot
                >unironically calling people blind when you're illiterate

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They turn it off but it's never disabled outright and remember, the paradise protection protocol AI is still a thing in the system of the time machine itself which the AI professor was tied into.
          Remember, the professor DID NOT want the thing turned off under any circumstances, having multiple failsafes in that event is something they would do.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >turn it on again
            You lost me here
            You need the keycard to activate it and the AI Professor took it with them into the void

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              What.
              You didn't argue anything anon. You just said
              >but you need a keycard!
              But we don't know shit about the process to actually turn it on, just that it had a metric frickton of defences to keep it on.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're the ancestors/descendants of modern pokemon brought to our time by a time machine. However there are some things that may hint they aren't that at all, and instead fakemons brought to life. If this is ever addressed by the game, it'll be in the second dlc when we return to area zero. Although I think it'll be funnier if it's never addressed and people just endlessly argue about it

  44. 9 months ago
    shillie

    It’s growing on me. This is actually really cool!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back to hell with you, wojakhomosexual

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you i actually like it. Maybe its cause of Dinosaur bias.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick my sides
    Hahahahahhahahaha holy shit
    Raikoubros????????

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick have the designers been smoking lately? Why can't they make something that just looks normal? I'd take a million pa's dogs over this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is "normal" to you?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not whatever

        https://i.imgur.com/LJkPH6S.jpg

        BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE

        is.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's that DLC you asked for anon

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my neck hurts

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TPC introduced a pokemon with a long neck for vore day
    based

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vore day?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        8/8, the shitty fetish day.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes! It's the best day of the year.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Long necks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Long sharp teeth
      >Long neck that can't touch the ground
      How and what would this fricker eat? Kind of funny they made the speedy mon the most awkward looking.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he catches birds straight out of the air

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      THERE'S A WEIRD FRICKIN' CAT OUT HERE

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we still holding out for a fusion mechanic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point it's clearly that they saw all three beasts/swords and the artist literally just went
      >what if we combined them!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game very explicitly says they made the designs up.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It says he was inspired by the paradox pokemon.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            why would they make the design up if all 3 beasts actually "exist"

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's almost as if he's inspired.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you moronic? The book says the design there is based off what they "might look like", you're saying they actually encountered them then just made up designs anyways, both these things can't be true, otherwise they would just write about the paradox beasts/swords like any other Pokemon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, that's what being inspired means.
                Do you think that they literally have to literally use the word inspired to say that?
                Read this again

                It says he was inspired by the paradox pokemon.

                >the size and ferocity of the strange pokemon that dwell in area zero's lower reaches tickled the artist's imagination
                The definition of inspiration is
                >the process of being mentally stimulated to do or feel something, especially to do something creative.
                Unless English isn't your first language I can't see how you could make this mistake.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit you're fricking moronic, I'm asking why they would go out of their way to make up a fakemon when they apparently saw the 3 beasts. The passage blatantly says they make the design up, and we know for a fact they didn't write about the actual paradox beasts.
                I'm asking why they would make a fakemon based off the Pokemon you're saying they saw, and yet not write anything about these same Pokemon. There are extensive reports of all other paradox mons, including the allegedly super rare Mirai/Koraidon, and yet they just happened to exclude the 3 beasts/swords, but still felt compelled to make up an imaginary fusion?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                why on earth would gamefreak put the actual designs of mons they wanted to reveal later you idiot
                the combinations were there just to give a teaser

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Plan to add paradox forms of two legendary trios post-release
                >Want to tease this so players can start getting hype
                >Decide it'd be fun to tease it in a little lore-friendly easter egg
                >Design a fusion of the two trios in their respective paradox themes and put them in the journal
                >Explicitly state that these drawings are entirely made up by the in-universe artist
                >morons still build an entire thesis around it being literal
                >even when the "imagined" pokemon doesn't look anything like the pokemon the artist imagined

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >love dinosaurs
    >feel nothing when I look at this
    the thing reads more like a giraffe

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The nips seem to like the weird dino Raikou.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nips like literally anything Anon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not just the nips, given it's Serebii tweet has the most likes by far out of all 4 mons shown

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Long neck Raikou is getting moronicly popular

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it’s a good thematic design

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was always popular, it's by far the most consistent aspect of fan paradox Raikou designs.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the fact they didn't even really change it's head from Raikou's enough, it's literally a smilodon head slapped on a sauropod.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are homosexuals that think this evolved into an actual Raikou lol. The timetravel thing still is bullshit for me.

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Raikou deserve this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the most anyone has ever talked about the defect of the trio.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it but not more than the original

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    being a pokemongay in 2023 is just having a humiliation fetish at this point

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm out. they've had me since 98 and I'm out. That's it. I'm done. I can't take it. I didn't want it to be like this but it is and I'm out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      see ya when gen 10 comes out 🙂

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a Paraceratherium

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love it.

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it.
    Makes me wonder what they are gonna do with Entei. I'm thinking a stegosaurus

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slither Wing is the stego from what we’ve seen, though it does so by combining with paleopteran traits. Hoping for a triceratops or maybe a pteranodon for Entei. Flutter Mane is called a “pterosaur” ingame but it’s pretty clearly microraptor inspired with its four feathered “wings” for hair.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Bulbapedia confirms its based on a Spanish legend

        😉

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    homies out here saying they love this bastardization not even a very good sauropod either

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right. It needs a longer neck.

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what you people sound like

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah sure doesn't matter how many conflicting motifs you slam into a pokemon if it makes it look like shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The pokemon looks good

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stretches neck
        >still looks ok
        raikou's design is just that good I guess

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hahahahahahHAHAHAHA
      its funny because I knwo someone made this in seriousness

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So we can safely assume they are gonna do Entei/Terrakion at some point. I think the question is, are Ho-Oh and Keldeo gonna get something?

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't even care about the mainline ESG cancer anymore. Came here just to laugh at this shit.

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino design. Ya'll just mad you got no taste

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ya'll

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The art for this thing so quickly is insane, but I like the design so it's fine by me

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's horrid, but Origin Palkia and Dialga still take the cake for absolutely raping an old design.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're fricking amputee centaurs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How are they amputees if they still have the same number of limbs they always had?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking look at them and tell me they don't look like they're missing limbs.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Palkia: Four limbs
            >Dialga: Four limbs
            >Origin Palkia: Four limbs
            >Origin Dialga: Four limbs
            >Arceus, whom Origin Palkia and Dialga approach: Four limbs
            Nothing is missing. You are filling in imaginary blanks with headcanon.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair, palkia looks like it could be a centaur.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I see it too

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Centaur Palkia is cool though. Dialga not so much.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like they should have just reversed them.
        Dialga was already kind of a horse, so give it a bipedal form.

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick do these legs bend

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anon discovers non humanoid anatomy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't think you understand how fricking stupid that leg structure is, especially for a feline. The knee is bending the wrong way lmao.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >especially for a feline
          Good thing it isn't one.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s not a felyne moron

            it's based on a sabretooth tiger mongoloids
            Even if it was a fricking horse, the legs still wouldn't make sense.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >sabretooth tiger mongoloids
              Raikou is.
              The paradox is a brachiosaurus.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can't design a fricking cat, give it a long neck and fricked up feet and call it a dinosaur.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure you can. It happened.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s not a felyne moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its brachiosaur anatomy, though the toes frick it up a bit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >though the toes frick it up a bit.
        Only one nail for both front feet that go inward.

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Multiple instances of frame drops in the trailers lmfao

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick did they do to my boy Raioku

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like it. Especialy what they did with cloud.

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wacky ahhhhhhh

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    God damn I hate pokemon

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny giraffe cat haha

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