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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    $70 a year to play classics like this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sable is pretty fun if you like exploration games. It reminds me a bit of Shadow of the Colossus. Too bad it has a lot of performance issues on PS5.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sable is pretty fu-ACK!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What? I don't get it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sweet Baby inc is the next dog whistle for israelites after Blackrock pulled out of ESG.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't understand your buzzwords. It's all word spaghetti to me.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Forgot to mention I’m trans

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off. Your troony ass is not me.

                A company in charge of forcing cultural Marxism onto kids was involved in the game.

                Who gives a shit. Although, I did notice the they/them shit in the game and it felt really out of place.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Who gives a shit.
                People who use vidya for escapism, and people who don't want their favorite medium used as a tool to normalize obnoxious woke shit. I called an MTF troony female pronouns in real life to be polite, but then they corrected me that they preffer they/them because they're non binary. Give woketards an inch and they demand a mile, they never stop trying to out-woke themselves.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anything that cares about requested pronouns is not a person. It's a non-entity that should be ignored.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Too bad you can't ignore it when all these developers are now outsourcing shit to companies like these when they make their games

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                A company in charge of forcing cultural Marxism onto kids was involved in the game.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has performance issues on literally everything, the game is fundamentally broken in the open world and fps regularly tanks to single digits no matter what you play it on.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grim

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Classics
      Where the frick is the God of war collection, Sony?
      I cant believe we cant play the first games of your mascot, and no, Cloud shit doesn't count, you lazy fricks

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >God of war collection

        OG Kratos is problematic now bro...too much testosterone and real homie shit in the old games.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >God of war collection

        OG Kratos is problematic now bro...too much testosterone and real homie shit in the old games.

        Why do 3 but not the first 2?
        It doesn't make sense

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They just need to port this! I don't care about the price, if it is 60 or 70 dollars, just do it, for frick sake!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd just be fine with the trilogy on PS4 but it's fine if the spin-off trilogy gets ported as well for people who like those games.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I also dont like the psp games that much, it would be a nice little bonus, also nice tier list, i would put Ragnarok in a lower tier because is just the 2018 game but with worse story

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nice tier list
                Why thank you

                They could easily shove all 6 games on a disc and make a product that is really worth it's price tag. It would sell more than whatever AAA thrid person over the shoulder goyslop they have on their calendar with 1/100 of the effort

                But of course that will never happen

                We can only dream

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just wait for it on the 20th anniversary of the series... ON FRICKING 2025, MARK MY FRICKING WORDS, those frickers are gonna wait so we can get a Mario 3D all stars but with GoW

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              They could easily shove all 6 games on a disc and make a product that is really worth it's price tag. It would sell more than whatever AAA thrid person over the shoulder goyslop they have on their calendar with 1/100 of the effort

              But of course that will never happen

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                nintendo fans are extremely elitist, you can always tell who makes these memes

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Here's the link
              https://tiermaker.com/create/god-of-war-game-ranked--15482357

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They just need to port this! I don't care about the price, if it is 60 or 70 dollars, just do it, for frick sake!

          At this point and going by the DLC of Ragnarok I'm sure Cory regrets making those games, fricking soiboi, it's a fricking shame.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weren't PCgays going apeshit over power wash simulator?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        no?
        i guess it was streamerbait shit but i didnt see people talking about it much
        its pretty comfy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo online is looking like more and more of a deal every day. Amazing how they went from being the worst value for online to the best in only a few years.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of those games are good

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can play all those games on my cellphone with mods for free.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Xbox and Nintendo let me play their classic games
        >Sony doesn't
        Reeeeeeee

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can play any of these games for free through emulation
        >most of that library will be gone once they close servers/ shut down online for switch
        >80-90% of those games are shit
        As much as I enjoy Nintendo, nah frick this shit. You're moronic if you pay for this just to have it completely striped from you some year(s) down the line.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >borrow Nintendos roms for a monthly subscription
        lmao the frick?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >paying a subscription to rent a few roms that are emulated poorly with barebones features

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... you mean to tell me that people pay for something like this when I can download a 2mb .exe and a 40kb rom for free? with better features?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And then brag about what a bargain it is to rent all these games from Nintendo after buying them half a dozen goddamn times already. Frick you Nintendo.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do this but with Xbox

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry I only have this

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This just means it'll be on PC so no issue there.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              true

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does Xbox do exclusivity any more at all vs PC? Game pass was basically a wedding vow between the two.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Microsoft clearly wants to sunset xbox and have everything be on PC

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Half the appeal of Xbox is that most of their games can be played on console and PC, without having to purchase both. That's not really a gotcha.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            OR PHONE VIA XBOX APP AND STREAMING!
            YEAH, YOU CAN PLAY HALO ON YOUR FRICKING PHONE.

            Everyone seems to forget that.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cuz everyone has forgotten that Xbox exists.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair, "Also on PC" is basically for all games that are not on nintendo switch

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          So everything relevant awesome.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which mean that I don't need a PC, right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best part? So far, every ps1 game it has that i also bought on ps3 is free even if you don't have Essential.

      Bad thing? PS1 games are fricking 1gb or more, for no fricking reason. Games that were 100 or 300mb on ps3 are 1gb or more on ps5.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ape Escape 3 still not in the store
      If you fricking dumbass don't work out a deal with Konami already...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo online is looking like more and more of a deal every day. Amazing how they went from being the worst value for online to the best in only a few years.

      Paying console subscriptions is more cucked than actually getting cucked.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    S-stop laughing

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly worth it for FF14 online alone

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt know
      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHNONONONONONO

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt know

        Im out the loop bros...what happened.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's on Xbox. Next year anyway.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wow you got two wait ONLY 12 years to play it?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for beta testing for us Xchads.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bragging about a game coming to a platform after 10 years
            You ok anon?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need PSN+ to play FFXIV online.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monthly Ps plus games have been dogshit ever since they raised the sub price

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sony won

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No wonder the shills threads are so prevalent
    The worse Snoy is doing, the more cope threads there are by Black folk and slant asiatics

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      and the more anti-nintendo threads get made

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we can't even make games anymore just ports of existing works
      kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Less GaaS games is a good thing and you can't convince me otherwise. Can't wait until Jim Ryan is out for good, hope they cancel all of the GaaS games.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yet snoys are going to accept their actual GaaS model and sub to their retooling of PS+

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you understand that the money and time was already spent on this right? them losing money will only ensure that they will take more time to make single player games, if they will be done at all

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those kinds of things can be retooled, the assets can be reused. The entirety of Overwatch was built on scrapped assets from Project Titan, an MMO that Blizzard was working on before they cancelled it.

          Yes, im with you, but what is the point if they keep making remakes/remaster?

          It's because devs are homosexuals and we're in a holding period while they wait for the next new trend to emerge so they can copy that. The GaaS bubble is bursting just like the MMO bubble did, only a few big games will remain so remakes are the safest bet until they figure out what they want to do. Part of me wonders if that free roguelike DLC for GoWR is testing the waters to see if players want some AAA roguelikes in the future.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The entirety of Overwatch was built on scrapped assets from Project Titan
            because they effectively made a MOBA out of an MMO. also they didn't announce that it was being scrapped as a project

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, im with you, but what is the point if they keep making remakes/remaster?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Last Of Us multiplayer game was cancelled.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They just pulled a Blizzard with Overwatch 2

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT IS OK WHEN SONY DOES IT!

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO THEY'RE COMPLETELY DOMINATING NNTENDO AND XBOX HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off shill

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know, how dare he, in such a quality thread no less. I hope the Nintendo police arrive soon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that why they're cancelling games and far behind Nintendo in sales?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw today while looking at jobs that Sony is hiring a consultant on legal shit for privacy and security. I wonder what that's for..?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodborne pc never ever
    Hahahahabahahahahabababahhahahhhahahahahabha

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fully emulatable by 2025 THOUGHeverbeit

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope they die fast sadly won't happen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf????? literally money stolen???

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was already stolen when you paid for digital.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oy vey! Read your license agreement for wheb you purchase ANY digital item on ANY digital store...goyim.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey remember that sit you paid for?Well you won't be able to access it anymore but thanks for your money snoygoy.
      Based move by Sony

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a shame helldivers 2 is from them but at least it is also on pc

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that everyone who posts in this thread does not care about gameplay in the slightest

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even care about video games in general tbh.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even care about console games, I just like laughing at console gamers' misfortune.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am still amazed that they sold 50 million PS5 consoles when there's literally 1 exclusive game worth playing, and it's a remake.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    PlayStation 5 so far
    2020:
    >Astro's Playroom
    >Demon's Souls remake

    2021:
    >Destruction AllStars
    >The Nioh Collection
    >Ghost of Tsushima: Director's Cut

    2022:
    >Gran Turismo 7
    >God of War Ragnarök

    2023:
    >Marvel's Spider-Man 2

    January 2024:
    >The Last of Us Part II Remastered

    February 2024:
    >Helldivers II (confirmed for PC)
    >Final Fantasy VII Rebirth (timed exclusive for three months)

    March 2024:
    >Rise of the Ronin

    Announced for 2024:
    >Concord (confirmed for PC)
    >Foamstars

    TBD:
    >Convallaria
    >Death Stranding 2
    >Fairgame$
    >Ghost of Tsushima sequel
    >Horizon: Zero Dawn Remake
    >Horizon: Zero Dawn MMORPG spin-off in development at NCSoft
    >Horizon: Zero Dawn co-op game
    >The Last of Us Part III
    >Lost Soul Aside
    >Naughty Dog New IP
    >Stellar Blade
    >Untitled Uncharted game
    >Marvel's Wolverine

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      grim

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not defending the no games machine but as a vr bro you should put the vr exclusives up there. Great headset shit platform

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Also on PC

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The PS5 is still outselling your favorite piece of plastic lol.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw i'll be playing GTA 6 at 60 fps on my PS5 Pro
    >30 fps on xbox (nobody uses xbox anyways)
    >PCgays waiting 1+ years to play GTA 6 (will watch twitch streams of oeople enjoying GTA 6 while typing pc master race in chat)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tendie trying to cope

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>mfw i'll be playing GTA 6 at 60 fps on my PS5 Pro
      yeah at 600p

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I don’t even want them to touch Jak, they’re gonna frick it up

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >snoycels ITT
    Remind me again how many awards soiderman 2 won?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many did Shartfield win?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why should I care? I don't own an Xbox.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many awards did any of these exclusives win?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen more people care about Lethal Company than any Snoy Exclusive this year.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Game will be forgotten in a month like every streamer game

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The year hasn't even ended yet and people are already laughing at Spider-Man 2.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ANOTHER multiplayer FPS with shit graphics
          lol

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I look forward to playing the inevitable console port.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can literally get it on steam. Play it on a desktop, laptop, or steamdeck.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >awards mater now
      Wonder what were you saying in 2020

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >tendies
    It's Xbots.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IT'S TENDIEEEEES
      >IT'S XBOOOOOOOOOOTS
      >IT'S PEE CEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
      It's all of us, actually. None of us like you, and it really isn't that hard to figure out why,
      Being loyal to a company that makes no games is one thing, but spamming yellow faces whenever the people you don't like lose is another.
      You're incredibly annoying. Simple as. Try not to act shocked when people don't have mercy on you as the tables turn.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Being loyal to a company that makes no games is one thing
        Why bring up Valve randomly?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          HL:A > any snoy exclusive within the past 10 years

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm glad you enjoy your stronk POC female walking sim lol

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Playstation mind cannot comprehend freedom in a video game.

              >slightly higher texture resolution on the gown
              >more tessellation on her hair

              That's literally it. Who is buying this?

              You know exactly who's buying this, Anon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Being loyal to a company that makes no games is one thing
        Wanna know what annoys me? Blatant lies like this.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wanna know what annoys me? A homosexual who actually plays any console games made post 6th gen posting here like he isn't human trash.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            PC and console have virtually identical libraries.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, and one system is shit. The other isn't.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine spending thousands of dollars to play console games on a PC lol.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine spending hundreds of dollars to play nothing.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have to imagine it because isn't true kek.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                damn

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sonysisters? Our response?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, they are literally trying to sell a "remaster" of a game that isn't even 5 years old yet.

          >ANOTHER multiplayer FPS with shit graphics
          lol

          >here's your grafix, sonybro

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >slightly higher texture resolution on the gown
            >more tessellation on her hair

            That's literally it. Who is buying this?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, all of you are lying, you're just anti sony because its an online meme rhetoric and it makes you think you'll get cool Ganker/misc/ points for it, meanwhile you are hiding behind other platforms and trying to shift or spread blame while you pander or stay "loyal" to your "preferred" platform because of a marketing brainwashing over a dead console war, then you people try to blame the other guy for perceived issues of modern gaming, the social and cultural changes and the people around it, desperately trying to avoid association to not be targeted or singled out or embarrassed in the ongoing political war but disingenuously ignoring the fact that all the platforms do the same shit and all the games are shit

        The Playstation mind cannot comprehend freedom in a video game.
        [...]
        You know exactly who's buying this, Anon.

        >hopping around in a 2D box is freedom

        What's wrong with console morons being content paying for online services per month? Seriously, anyone especially sony fans should be upset they have to pay to play online multiplayer.

        you know people will dunk on some sony consumer for purchasing online subscription while they hypocritically do the same on their respective platforms

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the sonyger is crying about /misc/ for no reason
          Ahahahaha Black person.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why in the frick am I seeing people ITT excited to pay a monthly fee so they can play games you can emulate for fricking free on a $400 PC right now? Who ARE you people?

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened?

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He fricking said it.

    So y is dead.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with console morons being content paying for online services per month? Seriously, anyone especially sony fans should be upset they have to pay to play online multiplayer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonysisters will willingly take it in the ass for their favorite company.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They post here. I wouldn't care if they stayed in their moron playpen.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what I hate most about Snoys? They're fricking pathetic.
    Nintendo, Xbox, PC, they're fine with announcing which platform they use. But these homosexuals indulge in this lame-ass crypto shit, where they'll never admit to using a playstation or why they bought one, and will instead just go on the offensive and do nothing but pick apart your console. You'll never see them talk about their own games, but instead spam about their competitors.
    It's like they're embarrassed to play on Playstation, which is weird 'cause they're the "winners", right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nintendo had that, pc games have that

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened?

      Lurk more newbies

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        "newbie" has lost all meaning.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >used to be a late newbie
            >by modern standards I'm a fossil

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm between newbie and cancer, as can't recall exactly when I started lurking.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            my year isnt on the chart

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How hard is it to port PS1 games and add trophy support? Slackers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’ve done a bit of that, a few PSP games too and the new versions are included if you own the old one digitally. Not much but it’s better than nothing.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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