lol the person writing that just thought to themselves 'hmmmm how do I make a medicine related check' and just threw the word vitals in there kek
negative effort
Why can’t I be an butthole in this game? Never in the main quest can you go “I don’t fricking care”. Even when persuading sarah on why you shoot those randos there’s never an option to stick by your decisions just “uh I guess I was wrong and moronic, sorry”
TODD HOWARD JSUT FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Todd just dropped a dookie at my house and didn't flush, the bastard!
AHAAHAHAAAA
[Medicine] (Check vitals)
Still doesnt fix everything else
lol the person writing that just thought to themselves 'hmmmm how do I make a medicine related check' and just threw the word vitals in there kek
negative effort
I always think of that annoying high pitched TikTok song.
What is that check even suppose to accomplish? To show that you can't save her with a high medicine skill?
The person designing the quest once read that RPGs are supposed to have dicerolls. They got in the way of his narrative though.
>sarah..... your vitals.... i... oh no.... sarah....
why did you post avgn
Sarah dicky
*lip smack*
what a shame lmao
I feel like a majority of games could be improved by making the protagonist as stiltedly autistic as JC
The person seething at this is a New Vegas troon where every skill speech check is an i win button even if it doesn't make sense.
Zhe could at least wear a nice dress, a wig maybe. Zhe is so fricking ugllyyyyyyyyy.
MY MIND'S TELLING ME NOOOOOOOO
Sar… Sarr… SAAR! You b***h bloody! WHY ARE YOU BLOODY BITC-BASTARD! No… No no no… SHOW ME BOBS AND VEGENE!!!
I don't think human blood pools like that, did she break her neck making the world's sloppiest PB&J
NO
DESIGN
VITALS
me on the right
basado
>Bruh look at her vitals. Look at the top of the screen. Oh nononono
b***h was literally a walking bag of ketchup, holy shit
i bet she had heavy flows before her womb shriveled up
where's the dickhead option? fallout nailed those
>[Sarcasm] Looks like you did a fricky-wucky, Sarah. Time to get into forever box.
Why can’t I be an butthole in this game? Never in the main quest can you go “I don’t fricking care”. Even when persuading sarah on why you shoot those randos there’s never an option to stick by your decisions just “uh I guess I was wrong and moronic, sorry”
They probably thought this was going to leave a comparable cultural impact to that of aerith
obligatory
https://vocaroo.com/1jEBPAX93c2z
oh my frick