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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mario if he eel

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forced diversity
    dropped

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario if he hold the shift key in MS Paint

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >became tall and black
    >peach AND daisy now fighting to be around him
    I wonder what Nintendo meant by this...

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gutsybird is a pedo

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder how they stole nintendos super original idea 30 years in the past

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      well this game didn't popularize the idea so nintendo basically still invented it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop making up things to be mad about

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't thought about that game in years. I loved the third one.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      First thing I thought of.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thought of this too, I played James Pond on my Game Gear. Stretchy stretchy

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mario if he elongated

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait, whats with the decimals for dreamcoins?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a comma

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >silhouette stages
    >elephant
    >actual creativity
    They literally looked at DKCR and TF and decided let's do that but for Mario

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Retro invented silhouettes and elephants
      Absolute state

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like the developers took a bunch of ideas from mario maker. Which is a great thing tbqh.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit it's Balan Wonderworld's stretch power

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    PON PON PATA PON

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario if he slender man

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAS

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trees move with Mario
    >goombas eyes track Mario
    >goomba opens mouth before being hit
    SOULVERLOAD

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn for a second, I thought "IS THAT THE FRICKING FROG SUIT" but no thats obviously that talking flower

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I too like my enemies experiencing pants shitting fear before I kill them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      NINTENDO.....THEY GET ME!!!!!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        extremely upsetting, Nintendo needs to Do Better.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH N-

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          -IGGER

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hehe benis x--DDdd

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Super Mario acid trip

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly its about time they start really leaning into the magic mushrooms thing

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure they deliberately made the item Mario grabs before the trip starts a flower instead of a mushroom to avoid this controversy.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it's better that it has no connection to real li- OH NO

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mario if he long

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BBM

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yoshi is playable in this game
    >But you can also ride Yoshi
    >All 4 players can be Yoshi

    Does this mean I can make a Yoshi stack?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they realized yoshi can be a playable character since he can just have yoshis moves, while giving anyone else the same abilities while riding him. Wonder if this means yoshi won’t be a powerup though. But as an additional thing, it’s nice.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess he could be balanced by not having power ups?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess he could be balanced by not having power ups?

        Have you guys not played 3d world? It's fine.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coincidentally, you can now also put Wiggler on the Wiggler car in Mario Kart 8.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DING DING DING

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario if he
    Shut the frick you stupid tik tok twitter Black folk

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a sub-space level from super mario 2?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario WONDER
      >wonder is linked to imagination
      >imagination is linked to dreams
      Wart is BACK.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mario is a gay lil b***h

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Say that shit to my face, pussy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        eternal june Black person

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        3000 years on paint

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I touched up the color

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP READY DUH DUH DUH TAP TAPTAP

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maaaaaaaaaaario

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's his pelvis that is that long, not his torso
    Imagine his 'ick size in that form. Por Peach

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those jaggies along his torso
    What the frick

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Nintendo made the same fricking game but with long Mario, which is a useless mechanics?
    Nintentoddlers just eat anything huh...

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SOUL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      MARIO HEEEEEROOOOOOOEEEEEEES
      MARIO HEEEEEROOOOOOOEEEEEEES

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1npKNxuMvyJZ

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Song name?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your Copy instrumental

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, funkgay.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, I cannot wait for the Minus8 animations

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    heh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    does mario's dick grow longer? haha just a silly question

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TALL Black person MARIO

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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