>oh SHIT, an enemy! >*crouch and shoot*

>oh SHIT, an enemy!
>*crouch and shoot*
is this the absolute worst and most overhyped gameplay of all time? hint: yes

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>oh SHIT, an enemy!
    >>*crouch and shoot*
    >is this the absolute worst and most overhyped gameplay of all time? hint: yes

    Quake and CS are the epitome of skill based shooters. Arguably CS is more mechanical than Quake too.

    Just be happy that you aren't good enough and go play something else, like Fortnite.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny you mention quake
      t. q3 pro 20 years ago

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >55 year old grandpa can't keep up in CS2
        just stick to quake, old man.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >slowest game in existence
          >can’t keep up
          mmhm….

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >play in silver where the absolute deepest strategy is throw random flash then "crouch and shoot"
            >erm is this the most overhyped and overblown game of all time?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This rhetoric again
      CS was made because of shitters that got butthurt they kept getting fricking raped on vanilla pub servers lmao.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What lmao

        >mfw I was global multiple times on old cs (idk if new players are good or bad) and I got 1799 in premier today lmao

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I forgot to mention the part around 1.3 or 1.4 when they actually bought out the forums they b***hed and whined on and nuked them because they couldn't stop getting clowned.

    • 7 months ago
      The worst gaming company in existance

      Whats bad about fortnite?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Building is too complicated for the csToddler

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          True

          >Whats bad about fortnite?

          Life must be sad if you have to rely on a third party to articulate your thoughts

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I actually am pretty good at Fortnite lol

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Whats your build rank?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Idk I don't play the new shit it's awful I think I was contender 2 or 3

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                At least you actually played

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love CS do fricking much for filtering Ganker shittets gor 20 years now.
    Its truly the bane of Ganker

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      but it’s simply too easy? that’s why it sucks.
      You’re literally aiming at stationary targets lol. Doesn’t get easier than that.
      t. always gets banned when playing CS every other year

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im sure. Post rank 🙂

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          when next I install the game, sure.
          In about 1.5-2 years

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are gonna call you shit and what not, but you're exactly right

    Counter Strike is basic as frick, has almost NO mechanics to be talked about or creativity, and its as rigid as rock paper cissors. I really think the people that have 4000 hours on it is because they can't play anything else on their PCs back then, or can't now.

    I mean it's alright as white bread is. I really don't get the hype of this white bread as a "e sport"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re just a noob. There is no way around this. You spew stuff you know nothing about.
      Cs is both mechanically challenging and the depth of tactical coordination is insane.
      If you think it is just running into a position and shooting when you see the enemy, you’re not going to get far. You need to know where your enemy is coming from even before you see him. You need to calculate all the possible variables of what your enemies might be doing, with what utility and weapons. Only if you calculate their tactics on the fly, you will have a chance to not be in disadvantage. You need an advantage, be it through superior game sense or coordination with teammates, and only after that you need that superior AIM and movement, both which are simple as frick in theiry, but require years of training in practice.
      Dumb shit like you will never understand even half of it.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*crouch and shoot*
    how to stop you are mm moron and have never touched any high level cs. Learn to wiggle/strafe and time shots when you are on 0 speed, moron. Its literally the hardest thing in the game aside from aiming at heads

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how to spot a garbage master guardian

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crouch
    Why do you silver morons even talk about subjects you are absolutely clueless about?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No abilities
    >No upgrades
    >No battle pass
    No idea how boomers enjoy this slop.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no slop
      >how can anybody enjoy this slopless skill check!?
      just get good lol

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Whats bad about fortnite?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      prompt?

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