Oh, this is excellent. You know, I actually doubted my officers when they said they'd captured a prime normal.

Oh, this is excellent. You know, I actually doubted my officers when they said they'd captured a prime normal. It is so nice to see you.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how they decided the best way to show he was an intelligent mutant was by making him British

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They *did* use to be bright a long time ago.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They still are. Nothing that happens on the East Coast is canon. You would have to retcon Fallout 2 for Bethesda's 3 to happen.

        he name lou tenant

        "He probably said, lieutenant, Wayne, the boy means well, but he's as dumb as a mutant sometimes"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only the remnants of the master's original mutant army are intelligent, the gen 2 west coast mutants are as dumb as the east coast ones. Also,
          >15 years later
          >still seething about Bethesda
          lol

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just stating facts. I actually enjoy making settlements in modded Fallout 4. It soothes my autism.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You act like Bethesda is not continually ruining the lore more and more with each shite add on to fallout 76

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              One thing I actually like about 76 is that it essentially retcons Fallout 1 and 2 out of Bethesda's Fallout. Just say that Maxson started at Appalachia and Lyon's team moved from there to DC. No need to interfere with the core region at all. If you're worried about the Colonel Autumn reference in Lonesome Road just write it off as a coincidence. This would satisfy everyone, so of course they'll never do it, two guesses to where that airship is going after the events of Fallout 4.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly I've never given a shit about fallout lore, I play the game for the visual design, gameplay, and setting. I love 50s futurist design, cool post-apocalypse shit, and fun gunplay/exploring. I'm sure Bethesda is terrible at writing and absolutely mangles the lore with every entry, but I can't really bring myself to care when they've vastly improved the aspects of the games I actually enjoy. If I wanted complex story and deep lore and shit I'd go play some jrpg, not fallout

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If I wanted complex story and deep lore and shit I'd go play some jrpg, not fallout
                Brainlet take

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/embNKY5.png

      Oh, this is excellent. You know, I actually doubted my officers when they said they'd captured a prime normal. It is so nice to see you.

      I haven't even played the game let alone knwo what game it is, but in the catalog I read OP's post in a wienerney accent. I'm not even British

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reverts save
    Nice try

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Going? I believe . . . let me check . . . Why, yes, I almost laughed! How wonderfully humorous. The only place you're going is the Vat. But first, you'll tell me where your Vault is."
    One of the rare instances a game genuinely made me laugh, for a character without an actual name he really is memorable, FO1's VAs were just incredible in their roles.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he name lou tenant

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        are those leather straps going through their upper lips?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they're hooks holding their lips up because for some reason in FO1 becoming a super mutant gave you huge dog jowls for some reason.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This guy’s voiced by Ray Romano’s brother in Everybody Loves Raymond. Blew my mind when I found that out

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He also voices big dog from 2 stupid dogs

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can hear it in my head now. That's pretty interesting

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I fricking love tony Jay. This is by far my most memorable bit of fallout. He fricking knee about the fev aids making people infertile. What a sense of humor....pity I don't have one

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The master (litreally me) was also very kino and voiced by another legend. loved the merge to the wall horror and all those differant egos.
    Who else the israeliteS please NORMIES they brought fallout 3 to us all

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