>oh wow, this game is so great!

>oh wow, this game is so great! I'd play it all day rather than do anything else! I'm sure they knew what they were thinking!

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basically any of his favorite games, like Zelda (well, not 2), Super Mario games, or Contra.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      but Zelda 2 is kino as well?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I vaguely remember he made a video about it as AVGN and was shitting on it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >In conclusion, it's still a great game. But many consider it the black sheep of the Zelda franchise. And understandably, it's very different from the first game but obviously Nintendo didn't want to just rehash the same game over again so they tried something new. Some people were confused and admittedly it had some mixed results. But it had a legacy of its own. It was the first Zelda game that had towns to visit and to have a magic meter and many games copied its style such as Battle of Olympus and even Rambo. Bottom line, it's a good game, but a very frustrating one, I'll never beat it as long as I live. Nope.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It was the first Zelda game that had towns to visit and to have a magic meter and many games copied its style such as Battle of Olympus and even Rambo.
            Zelda 2 is a knock-off of Xanadu, which predates it by two years. Just another example of James not knowing what the frick he is talking about.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              i think you missed the part where he said it was the first ZELDA game to do that

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >do something different
            >get shit on
            so that's why nintendo can't innovate

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's using the "distinct LJN style and interesting timer" defense. he knows it's shit but he won't admit it directly because it's a mainline zelda

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              He shit on a mainline Castlevania, how is that any different?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            But I vaguely remember he made a video about it as AVGN and was shitting on it.

            Mike Matei wrote this episode, by the way. James only contribution was the Power Glove joke at the end.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I cant game to the extreme without my gamer fuel!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >depriving yourself of a good thing because it's a pol meme
      onions tastes fricking great

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry broski but garlic is better

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      post your testosterone levels

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        9001

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no way that can be right.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            newbie moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the webm that KILLED avgn gays

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't this actually pretty good if you don't literally just drink this and nothing else like mentally ill trannies do? I was under the impression it's basically just a vitamin shake, right?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, are you telling me that drinking it won't immediately make my dick fall off?
        I can't believe that Ganker would lie to me!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it won't immediately make my dick fall off
          WTF, troonysisters? That's the only reason I was drinking it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Ganker never jumped on the anti-plant based protein powder as an alternative to whey because it wasn't as funny as "LE BUG EATERS XDDD"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it’s just sóy bean milk

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can see his difficulty in swallowing and the rejection his face expresses. Why do the guys think this is good marketing? Unconsciously, 100% of the people who see this scene will think that the product tastes despicable.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m sure AVGN only drinks PediaSure

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't see the point of this shit.
      if i just need to eat something and don't care about the taste i'll just pour myself a cold bowl of oats and milk. just as "tasty" and probably more nutritious.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get it? Yeah, I do get it! What a clever game.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LJN? More like Lovely Joyous Nice game!

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off with your youtubers, pedophile.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can decipher everything -

    Especially when the game doesn't have a seizure!

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ten guys? Infinite continues!

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this game rules

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE'D RATHER PET
    A BUFFALO

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It rucking focks, it fricking rocks, it fricking shows, it's a total hit, and I like it

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't he hate Majora's Mask?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Role seems like a nice, thoughtful guy, but him fighting mecha Jesus and pooping on game carts being most internet viewer's first exposure to "reviews" really tanked our collective media literacy for a few decades.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS GAME IS EVEN
    MORE PLEASANT THAN
    A DOCTOR PROFESSIONALLY CLEARING MY EAR CANAL

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Everyone tells us everything. We're on the top of the totem pole. We're the head of the dick."

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's gonna take you back to the past
    To play the games you dreamed of in class

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where did the hair come from?
    Sing it with me now
    Where did the hair come from?
    Where did the hair come from?
    Oooh.

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