>oh wow, this game is so great! I'd play it all day rather than do anything else! I'm sure they knew what they were thinking!
>oh wow, this game is so great! I'd play it all day rather than do anything else! I'm sure they knew what they were thinking!
Basically any of his favorite games, like Zelda (well, not 2), Super Mario games, or Contra.
but Zelda 2 is kino as well?
But I vaguely remember he made a video about it as AVGN and was shitting on it.
>In conclusion, it's still a great game. But many consider it the black sheep of the Zelda franchise. And understandably, it's very different from the first game but obviously Nintendo didn't want to just rehash the same game over again so they tried something new. Some people were confused and admittedly it had some mixed results. But it had a legacy of its own. It was the first Zelda game that had towns to visit and to have a magic meter and many games copied its style such as Battle of Olympus and even Rambo. Bottom line, it's a good game, but a very frustrating one, I'll never beat it as long as I live. Nope.
>It was the first Zelda game that had towns to visit and to have a magic meter and many games copied its style such as Battle of Olympus and even Rambo.
Zelda 2 is a knock-off of Xanadu, which predates it by two years. Just another example of James not knowing what the frick he is talking about.
i think you missed the part where he said it was the first ZELDA game to do that
>do something different
>get shit on
so that's why nintendo can't innovate
he's using the "distinct LJN style and interesting timer" defense. he knows it's shit but he won't admit it directly because it's a mainline zelda
He shit on a mainline Castlevania, how is that any different?
Mike Matei wrote this episode, by the way. James only contribution was the Power Glove joke at the end.
>I cant game to the extreme without my gamer fuel!
>depriving yourself of a good thing because it's a pol meme
onions tastes fricking great
Sorry broski but garlic is better
post your testosterone levels
9001
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's no way that can be right.
newbie moron
>the webm that KILLED avgn gays
Isn't this actually pretty good if you don't literally just drink this and nothing else like mentally ill trannies do? I was under the impression it's basically just a vitamin shake, right?
Wait, are you telling me that drinking it won't immediately make my dick fall off?
I can't believe that Ganker would lie to me!
>it won't immediately make my dick fall off
WTF, troonysisters? That's the only reason I was drinking it.
Yeah, Ganker never jumped on the anti-plant based protein powder as an alternative to whey because it wasn't as funny as "LE BUG EATERS XDDD"
it’s just sóy bean milk
You can see his difficulty in swallowing and the rejection his face expresses. Why do the guys think this is good marketing? Unconsciously, 100% of the people who see this scene will think that the product tastes despicable.
I’m sure AVGN only drinks PediaSure
i don't see the point of this shit.
if i just need to eat something and don't care about the taste i'll just pour myself a cold bowl of oats and milk. just as "tasty" and probably more nutritious.
Get it? Yeah, I do get it! What a clever game.
WHERE
>LJN? More like Lovely Joyous Nice game!
Frick off with your youtubers, pedophile.
I can decipher everything -
Especially when the game doesn't have a seizure!
Ten guys? Infinite continues!
>this game rules
HE'D RATHER PET
A BUFFALO
It rucking focks, it fricking rocks, it fricking shows, it's a total hit, and I like it
Didn't he hate Majora's Mask?
Role seems like a nice, thoughtful guy, but him fighting mecha Jesus and pooping on game carts being most internet viewer's first exposure to "reviews" really tanked our collective media literacy for a few decades.
THIS GAME IS EVEN
MORE PLEASANT THAN
A DOCTOR PROFESSIONALLY CLEARING MY EAR CANAL
>"Everyone tells us everything. We're on the top of the totem pole. We're the head of the dick."
nice
He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the games you dreamed of in class
Where did the hair come from?
Sing it with me now
Where did the hair come from?
Where did the hair come from?
Oooh.