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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You want to become a Grey Warden? Here drink some toxic demon blood, if you live you can join
    Defend this slop writting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you start by explaining how it needs to be defended?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        becuase it's slop that why, now defend it paypiggy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you don't understand without the darkspawn powers how can we sense when darkspawn are coming
      >alistair never once alerts you of darkspawn coming despite him saying that is specifically the reason he is going with you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was having performance issues. Not uncommon. One in five Grey Wardens... they make a pill for that...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like your memory is shaky. He does mention looming darkspawn, mostly the stealthed kind, when you are adventuring in the wilds outside Ostragar. After that you don't need him because you have the ability.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        alistar was a newbie in grey wardens he never finished his training

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He literally does warn you in the korcari wilds

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thought alistair was also needed to unseal the documents, anyway he does mention that there are darkspawn around but the dead bodies and nearly dead guy were a dead giveaway.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic?
      Its explained that they get demon abilities from drinking demon blood and start sensing demons
      Its a warcraft fel blood rip-off + got night watch ripoff

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >B-but you get demon abilities and sense le hecking demons coming
        >Not a single thing changes gameplay wise
        imagine defending this slop game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >B-but you get demon abilities and sense le hecking demons coming
      >Not a single thing changes gameplay wise
      imagine defending this slop game

      They're the only ones who can kill the archdemon dumbass

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Might have been a smart idea for them to fricking tell people that after the fifth time in history that Grey Wardens have slowly become undervalued in society due to nobody having any clue what their actual importance is.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody would join the wardens if they knew the Joining had 3/10 survival odds

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They don't have to tell them about the joining, just tell them Grey Wardens are necessary to slay an Arch Demon.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          grey wardens were kicked out of Ferelden for trying to depose the rightful king and because the new blight skipped several years of its regular cycle you low iq troony lorelet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was the point of killing the guy who refused?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a well guarded secret. Duncan is at fault for recruiting somebody whos obviously stuck in a childrens fantasy tale rather than the dark fantasy one.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he was drafted. You cant just say no to the draft.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What

        This is the reason they keep it a secret. If they revealed that making Grey Warden is literally blood magic then the Templars would rain down a shitstorm on them.
        They also have to exist or the Darkspawn would win.

        wrote.
        Grey Warden recruitment is Blood Magic, so illegal and would make them a target of Templars and probably make them shunned more than before.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the reason they keep it a secret. If they revealed that making Grey Warden is literally blood magic then the Templars would rain down a shitstorm on them.
      They also have to exist or the Darkspawn would win.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >B-but you get demon abilities and sense le hecking demons coming
      >Not a single thing changes gameplay wise
      imagine defending this slop game

      archdemons (the big bad of the fricking game) can't die if they're not killed by grey wardens, dumbass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You want to
      The Wardens are like 90% conscripts who chose killing Darkspawn over whatever much quicker death they were rescued from

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe morrigan actually fricked him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Morrigan actually fricked me tho

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was his problem anyway?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orl*sians

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a traitor that gets his last lifeblood spattered over his daughter's face

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Badly written character. Much like Kreia in Kotor 2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loghain did nothing wrong

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ‘8 dahkspon

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    20 posts and not a single quads post
    shame to see it

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow is it time to spam the catalogue with shitty gen 6/7 rpgs already? We sure do need these threads every day. I'm certain they're attracting intelligent and insightful posters to the board.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >another something I dont like thread help me jannyman I'm going insaaaane

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm the same poster, I forgot to add this but I'm trans btw

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does bioware make the grey wardens more cucked and moronic with each game?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every single Dragon's Age faction got more moronic after the fifth blight.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just bad writing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they're salty that the fans shat on the other games so they're trying to erase all the good will Origins built up

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Becomes a Grey Warden just as an excuse to leave his wife and child

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was so insanely unlikeable
      genuinely, how do you even frick up the "drunk dwarf companion" trope?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oghren would rather die than take responsibility

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >drinks dark spawn blood which can kill him
      >just burps
      >look, isn't he wacky?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why discuss this game when we have BG3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why discuss Plato when we have Jordan Peterson

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bad take

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