ohononono. Groudonbros how do we cope

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Groudonbros how do we cope

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had to handicap himself otherwise it would be too easy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Groudon is being handicapped so Kyogre an equal chance

      What do you think is under the ocean? It's more LAND.

      nonononono

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He just needs to avoid getting hit and that's why it's a challenge.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're on your last sip of copium, friend. Make your next one your best.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Groudon is being handicapped so Kyogre an equal chance

      The handicap is what makes a disability easier to deal with, ESLs. Kyogre is the one with the handicap.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh, no, it actually isn't

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Handicap (verb) is to cripple yourself but handicap (noun) is a disability aid. You'll get it one day champ.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think is under the ocean? It's more LAND.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you think is under the land? it's more OCEAN

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Under the land is molten land.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're wrong. research more. subterranean worlds exist. the earth is like a hollow sphere or a honeycomb. look at what the german nazis were doing in antarctica

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Groudon is being handicapped so Kyogre an equal chance

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who had the better motives?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >create more land
      >creates more territory and areas for people to live on potentially creating new countries or nation states
      >create more water
      >world is fricking flooded and everyone dies

      gee i fricking wonder

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >create more land
        >by evaporating away a necessary heatsink thus guaranteeing we roast in the summer and don't make it to next year anyway

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know I wanted to frick Jessie as badly as I apparently do.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Team Rocket. Because they're more evil and more cooler.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude I loved Waterworld, it has black jack.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares. Aqua has Shelly therefore it's better and deserves to win.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously Kyogre is winning since Groudon has water weakness. This was so moronic. Pokemon died after Gen 2 ended

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHITogresisters... what do we do now???

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would Primal Groudon really beat Primal Kyogre? I'm pretty sure whoever is slower overrides the other's Ability, but don't they have the same base Speed?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >both have a 50% of winning
        At last, they're evenly matched...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        P-Groudon can switch into Kyogre's moves except ice beam.

        P-Kyogre cannot switch into earthquake/precipice blades without taking a frickton of damage.

        Hence P-Groudon is actually better.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kyogre sisters.. explain this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >getting fished up by a e-girl
      AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kyogre mogs groudon so hard only morons went with ruby

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      THE ODDS
      HAVE BEEN
      EVENED

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm on your side, Groudon. You look cooler to me than gayogre.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    which 2 types would have been evenly matched?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ghost and Fighting

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, Ghost can still hit fighting while Fighting can't do shit to Ghost.
        Normal and Ghost cancel each other out, though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poison and Rock(not ground you mouthbreather)
      Both are equally worthless.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This always baffled me as a kid.
    Why they would make one legendary super effective against another is absurd.

    I though Lugia/Hoho was bad enough.
    I thought Rayquaza would remedy this by being the third part of a triangle of type effectiveness. I don't think that happened in the end and Rayquaza wasn't that effective to Kyogre.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody tell him what's under all the water

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He literally has the high ground, he'll be fine.

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