Tries a few hours to check the stuff, cutscenes are tedious with a narrator trying too hard making cryptic voice and failing, each cutscene is a drag on top of that.
Then gameplay, takes minutes just to fight and have your next turns.
Even dialogues options are boring, you did right anon
Why the frick do people even make videos like this? The game throws money and loot at you to the point that I've never once felt like I had to go out of my way to make more money.
I dig larian and their combat systems and shit but like I just don't CARE about baldur's gate, sorry I'll check it out later when it gets an enhanced remastered jacks-you-off-while-you-download edition
why are all the female romances in this game just humans or recolored humans
where the frick are werewolf girls with bug fluffy tiddies or nagas or vipers or something
you're telling me the gays can frick a literal bear but I can't even get a monstergirl love interest
>tfw there will never be a game that lets me frick a dragon
Biggest nuts I ever had while fricking around with AI dungeon before it turned to shit were dragon ERP sessions
>shitty bot hype continues
I'm tired of you subhumans
>her
Who from what game?
Can't play a b***hes game if I don't know what it is, genius.
Baldurs gate 3 on modern consoles and PC you silly
Ain't on Xbox yet, I ain't buying a snoymachine and my PC is dead so I'm out of the running for the moment.
gemerald thread. shadowcute won
No I don't like D&D 5th edition, I will play Original Sin 3 when it comes out in 10 years if I am still alive
>pirate copy
>launch game
>character creation
>all presets are fricking ugly
yeah i'll pass
>too braindead to just choose the least ugly options (some actually look decent if you're not addled by porn addiction)
>kys
half elf male face 5 can seduce more ladies than you could ever dream to.
The thing about people who get laid is they don't judge their worth on their ability to get laid. It just is a thing that happens.
i'm just saying there's at least one sexy male option. females get a few more, I think.
>some actually look decent if you're not addled by porn addiction
The game is porn.
Tries a few hours to check the stuff, cutscenes are tedious with a narrator trying too hard making cryptic voice and failing, each cutscene is a drag on top of that.
Then gameplay, takes minutes just to fight and have your next turns.
Even dialogues options are boring, you did right anon
All the companions are so fricking horny in this game, which companions are the ones you can't frick?
Jaheira and Minsc
Cool, I'll hang out with them more
These motherfrickers need to cool it with their libido, I'm here to bash monsters, not smash uggos
im waiting for the PS5 edition
Why, just go play the Exclusive FF16, available now and only on Sony's PlayStation 5 instead!
I already played it.
I'm sorry for your loss of time. :'(
i loved it, so i dont know what you mean
i also loved Divinity original sin 2 so im really excited to play BG3
ohh ok you're a homosexual, nvm. should've lead with that
You sound upset. Are you a PC player?
I am
Without coom mods
All vanilla my friend. I don’t know how to do mods on Steam Deck 🙂
how does it run on Steam Deck anyway?
I installed a large SSD and it runs on medium settings, it really chugs in the main city. But I don’t care because im having so much fun
damn if it runs good on medium settings then i'm up for it too
I will now buy your game, just need breast silder mods
If I want to watch softcore porn there are better, less expensive sources.
Money Guide
Why the frick do people even make videos like this? The game throws money and loot at you to the point that I've never once felt like I had to go out of my way to make more money.
I don't buy goyslop
I dig larian and their combat systems and shit but like I just don't CARE about baldur's gate, sorry I'll check it out later when it gets an enhanced remastered jacks-you-off-while-you-download edition
How similar is BG3 to Divinity OS2? I've been playing that recently - 14 hours in and I'm thinking of dropping it because I'm not that into it.
it's DOS2 with gays. same tedium.
post bush
Ok. Buy it for me on Steam and I will
Her design is kinda cute, her personality is meh
why are all the female romances in this game just humans or recolored humans
where the frick are werewolf girls with bug fluffy tiddies or nagas or vipers or something
you're telling me the gays can frick a literal bear but I can't even get a monstergirl love interest
You're not allowed to appeal to men that much. And lesbians too I guess.
>tfw there will never be a game that lets me frick a dragon
Biggest nuts I ever had while fricking around with AI dungeon before it turned to shit were dragon ERP sessions
play drakengard 3, then kys
>male dragon
No thanks I'm not gay
>jelous frog noises
Does not using the illithid powers do anything to the ending of the game?