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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alex Mercer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dante clears without much trouble, tbh, Kratos comes in third.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alex vores them

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >consumes someone
          >fricks their wife
          >fricks their children
          >kills the family
          >empties bank account to physical cash
          >moves onto the next New York """""person"""""

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >becomes futa little girl
            >rapes American congress with tentacles on live television
            >goes to Europe
            >does the same thing to the EU

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >goes to Israel
              >levels the entire country
              >connect the Blacklight hivemind to the israeli genome
              >telepathically tracks down every israelite on Earth

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >becomes futa little girl
            >rapes American congress with tentacles on live television
            >goes to Europe
            >does the same thing to the EU

            >goes to Israel
            >levels the entire country
            >connect the Blacklight hivemind to the israeli genome
            >telepathically tracks down every israelite on Earth

            damn the leaks of the sequel are sounding dangerously based

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally this, you can't kill something that can just eat a wienerroach and come back

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kratos is literally a god that have conquered death multiple times even only by the time of his third game. Dante is also durable with high regeneration . The Prince and Cole, however...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can be a god or a durable fighter whatever, but mercer works on the molecular level. A specimen that can warp any situation with bodily fluid contact

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kratos gets cut. Kratos now has Mercer inside of him, but not in his preferred way (through his loose crusty ass). Watch The Thing to see how that goes for him.
          Dante faces the same issue for how to approach. The only route is basically saturation targeted firebombing so Dantes range advantage over Kratos thanks to small arms fire isn't going to help much in the end.

          If you remove Mercer you have a more balanced group to fight it out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mercer's not invincible. The simple brute force method of burning him down to nothing is incredibly hard, but it actually can work. You just need to be beyond thorough to prevent him from eating another crow and coming back. There's also chemical agents like Bloodtox that are capable of corroding him to death, and there's always the potential for him to be sealed away instead of just killed. Of course, some might not be applicable anymore, because Greene shows that certain weaknesses like the Parasite becomes non-issues with evolution, but still.

      If anything, Kratos or Dante would likely have access to the tools or powers required to handle him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Mercer just a virus? Legit take some vitamin C, vitamin D and zinc and that fricker is dead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cole zapping Mercer would take out every cell at once. It's how they took out the Thing in the original book because enough voltage makes it a full instakill.

      Cole would get killed by everyone else but he would def be able to take out Mercer.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok......................how about now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SMT3 dante wins

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not if Reuben's voicing him.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cole fries all of them

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dante. I'm not sure if Kratos's immortality can last against Dante. Dante is omega.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alex Mercer just because he was my first videogame crush

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sora kingdom hearts

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the guy between Dante and Kratos

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the guy from inFamous

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dante if it's in a cutscene or if he's using Trickster style.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mercer is kinda silly with how he works, he's not the "strongest" but I think everyone else is just a bad matchup against him
    That said, without his bullshit antics, I think Dante would win in a more straight-forward fight against everyone.
    Kratos is strong, but I just can't see him beating Dante

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It depends which one YOU are controlling :^)

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Bayonetta left out? Because she's too OP for a fair competition? Because she'd be too bored to fight anyone who can't punch God into the sun?
    Maybe Gene from God Hand should be included in this lineup, he DID punch the devil into space after all.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dante

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dante stomps unless alex glomps him

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think we all know the answer by now

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Donte mogs all of them combined.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I imagined it would be a stalemate between dante and kratos before I saw mercer
    the virus is too stupidly overpowered, he takes this

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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