Okay but what if Zelda was a horse?

Okay but what if Zelda was a horse?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/R47qqBq42KN4OU4yFR8TRA/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yep that's me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      5 fricking years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Five years.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would add nothing.
    It may make YOUR penis hard and everyone in your camp but for the rest of us, it's nothing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So you're basically saying there is no negative to it, therefore there is no reason not to implement it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm saying it provides no objective benefit, not that it's not detrimental.

        Those are two separate statements.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You said it would add nothing other than make my penis hard. Therefore any positive, no matter how small, should dictate the change to take place.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >You said it would add nothing
            Yes. Just because it fills a niche doesn't mean it's objectively positive. That's my point.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Of course it does, any positive is still a positive. Including my penis.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You have no idea of the difference between subjective and objective and I think you need physical if not aversive correction.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing I need is hussy and horse Zelda can provide that.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine her shits

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    _____ _____!!!!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO NO NO
    YOU ARE GOING TO SUMMON BARNEYgay

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MARE PUSSY
    I WANT TO FRICK MARE PUSSY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BASED AND HORSE PUSSY PILLED

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just blew to some guy railing a mare and nutting in her 8)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They get really attached to their human riders for some reason.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is coffee good for you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i recognize that -exact mare-

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't human women compete with mares?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, does this happen in Botw? I haven't played it. Keep seeing this posted so I'm guessing this happens at some point. Very questionable design.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's the fastest horse in the game

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The last time this was posted some unit posted horse pussy getting dicked.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Then it would be dragon quest 8

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if her doughnut was the triforce of wisdom and links penis was the triforce of courage.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >``my little pony, my little pony, aah aah aah ah``

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this post instantly gets the thread 404'd

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        good, this thread is shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          while true, its still stupid that pony shit gets autists unironically triggered here.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    even more sex

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please stop fisting your mares for so long that their heart gives out and they fricking die, it takes heavy equipment to move the corpse. thank you

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want her to be a cow and breed her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's Malon's role.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't mind having 2 cows, but good point.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but what if Link making out with this horse Zelda?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He already has Epona for that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which is why Zelda became a horse. In order to take Eponas place.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >take Eponas place

          Blasphemy, off with his head!!

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