okay why did it take so long for someone to ask this

okay why did it take so long for someone to ask this

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troonyslation
    yikes, though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really called onions in the nip version?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a fan translation out there after all these years?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretentious 2deep4u weeb teenangst edgelord deviantartroony garbage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      7 buzzwords used in a row, impressive.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's called kabbalah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      more schizophrenic than pretentious.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this another mistranslation, or was schizo just a catchall term for mental illness back then?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, at the time people would just refer to multiple-personality disorders as schizophrenia

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >people would just refer to multiple-personality disorders as schizophrenia
            I didn't realize that had died out

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's still mostly true I guess but it seems like people have learned a bit more about what real schizophrenia really is lately
              Citan even later clarifies when he talks to the rest of the party about it, he does refer to Fei as having a dissociative identity disorder in those words

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elly sex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather ride Kelvena

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sexiest Xeno girl.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People will remake all kinds of stuff except what would actually get better with a remake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xenogears is too big of a game to be remade nowadays.
      Even back then it was missing a good third of the game. Imagine how many parts they would need to release now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It shouldn't get a remake unless they actually intend to finish the second disc but I also don't trust Square to contact Nintendo and let Takahashi do it. They would probably just ship it off to the HD-2D team and call it a day

        The missing part of the game is precisely the reason why it would be a good game to remake...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know, that's why I said they shouldn't remake it if they don't do the missing part. But I also don't trust Square to actually let them do that missing part, plus I don't want it done without Takahashi

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at the ff7 'remake'. While I can mostly tolerate the alterations, it's going to take years for them to put out the whole thing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It shouldn't get a remake unless they actually intend to finish the second disc but I also don't trust Square to contact Nintendo and let Takahashi do it. They would probably just ship it off to the HD-2D team and call it a day

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >HD-2D team
        But Xenogears is mostly 3D.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Turning a 70-80 hour game
        >into a 300+ grindfest

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Xenoblade games' main content are more than 60 hours maxed
          >Complaining about MORE optional side content

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the bane of remakes. Shit that actually NEEDS to be remade almost never is.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Citan is just built different. Everyone knows he is incredibly smart, dude just knows stuff and he phrases things as if he's just reaching logical conclusions about things.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with maria

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's 13.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        "she" is a drawing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        zamn! say less

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        out of 10

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sex with emeralda

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kim....

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        96 Kilos (143 american tons)

        https://i.imgur.com/zVKQ9eJ.png

        okay why did it take so long for someone to ask this

        If I recall this part the party is in a canned food factory, where people is turned into Wels, and then, they are processed into canned meat lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what's bothering Fei here? The position Emerelda's in here, or her weight?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            her weight, she weighs a ton because she's really a nanomachine colony robot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Younger version.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood why she got so much porn

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its the drills. gotta be the drills

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      now we're having a real discussion

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly Xenosaga was way better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      First game
      >One battle track, extended periods of silence, no ending, no plot explanation
      >Extremely slow combat
      Second game
      >Horrible art
      >Horrible cutscenes
      >LONG cutscenes
      >Even slower battle system
      Third game
      >Half of the game takes place in a single hospital that just goes on and on and on
      >Otherwise one of the best RPGs ever, except for how rushed it is
      No it was not.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Citan, why did you let me finish eating the canned human meat before you told me what it was?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does this board always complain about this? Are you really too stupid to understand he did it to prove a point?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The point being?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That it was the reality for people living there

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was funny.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You looked malnourished

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the most effective way to get across that moral lesson. Fei and Elly were so relieved and so grateful to have that food, and they were more than happy to eat it. They even found it delicious. What better way is there to get across what just happened (and ensure that Id shows up later)?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Honestly the most effective way to get across that moral lesson.
        Was the moral lesson "don't judge people here for being cannibals, they eat it without knowing and it's delicious"? Because otherwise I don't think it enhanced the understanding of anything.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the moral lesson is "stealing is wrong". since they stole food that didn't belong to them citan allowed them to unknowingly punish themselves.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the moral lesson is "stealing is wrong". since they stole food that didn't belong to them citan allowed them to unknowingly punish themselves.

          No, the moral lesson is that solaris is evil and eating solaris' citizens is, therefore, good.
          Also the friends we made along the way.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's to impress the depth of the world's injustice on them. People on the surface eat food from Solaris, they live joyful lives on the backs of people who are horrifically actually oppressed. It's a system with no winners, only victims, and just saying that wouldn't get it across as clearly as Citan going "See? SEE?"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            so elly's father and mother became food?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              For Deus, maybe, if they lived.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              For Deus, maybe, if they lived.

              They both died and Id nuked Solaris like 1 minute later.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw just wanted to live with elly and her family and be happy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is no happy ending here, anon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But Gears probably had the most optimistic ending to a Xeno title before Xenoblade 2, and XC2's was a last minute decision.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think future redeemed had a really optimistic ending though it's not exactly detailed

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, Xenosaga 1 vs 3. Which is better?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even if they had the resources to remake the game and add the missing story parts I have no faith anyone today would do it properly. Especially not Takahashi after the dumpster fire that was Xenoblade. He probably wouldn't be able to stop himself from adding shoehorned references to Blade and Saga.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      I need more out of context Xenogears screenshots
      post more of them, anons

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        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's very charismatic

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Miang.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Ramsus

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    playing Xenosaga after playing Xenogear made me feel psychotic because i kept thinking "is this a xenogear reference" every 20 minutes
    also FRICK AGWS, ugly ass toy robots

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i kept thinking "is this a xenogear reference" every 20 minutes
      kek

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >citan

    Oh OK so his name is actually supposed to be Satan

  16. 3 months ago
    watamelon

    i'm replaying it in japanese to study

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xenogears is G Gundam + Dune and I love it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game has clear heavy Gnostic influence
      >"duuuuuude it's like these two anime things that actually aren't like it at all!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but it's a combination of many things.
        The staff mentions G Gundam in the Perfect Works so that part isn't up for debate.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I forget... what was the purpose of using the pilot as ammunition again? Billy was an alright character but I can barely remember anything about his story arcs, it all felt like filler tbh. You could remove him and the beastman guy and almost nothing would change.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I felt the beastman(Rico?) was fine for the part of the story that introduced him, but he really didn't seem to matter much outside of that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I forget... what was the purpose of using the pilot as ammunition again?
        As far as I could tell they never explained this, which just made it even more hilarious.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I felt the beastman(Rico?) was fine for the part of the story that introduced him, but he really didn't seem to matter much outside of that

        My theory is Rico was going be important again when they go back to Nortune to grab the giant pink battleship but that part was cut.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know they're janky as frick but the mech fights were really good
    God I wish Square Enix (and Bandai Namco) could either port/remaster the games or just sell the rights for Xenogears and Xenosaga to Monolith Software instead of having the IP's collecting dust somewhere else.

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