>ominous drumming
>old man talking
>"foose row dah"
This made millennials piss and shit themselves with excitement
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>ominous drumming
>old man talking
>"foose row dah"
This made millennials piss and shit themselves with excitement
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hey guys
*snicker*
i used to piss and shit myself with excitement....
*gets really excited*
but then i....
*dramatic pause*
TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!
ahh yes... back when literally every youtube top comment had some sort of arrow to the knee joke.
I loved those!
It's no different now.
The only difference between millenials and zoomers is that millenial memes fade slowly over time while Zoomer memes are spouted non-stop for three months and then drop off the face of the Earth.
Remember Animan Studios? Or the embarassed cat underwear dance? Or Borzoi posting? Or Dr Livesey? No? Neither do zoomers.
It really is fascinating at how fast they appear, with seemingly no origin
Private discord and social media you don't use
Because millennials keep doing the same moronic shit until long after it stops being funny. Zoomers understand memes have a very small shelf-life.
Everything that's pegged as "reddit" by the internet is actually just Millenial dude behavior. There exists no more insufferable generational personality save maybe Eloncore Gen X males.
>Zoomers understand memes have a very small shelf-life.
No, it's because zoomers have the attention span of gnats. It's why they can't watch a 20 second clip of someone talking unless one half of the screen is video game footage and the whole thing has eye catching subtitles and music is playing over it.
They have fried dopamine receptors and can't focus on anything.
I have zoomer employees who will literally stare you blank in the face when you give them even the simplest fricking task. It's gotten to the point where I just say "Go do work" and need to repeat it a second time because they got distracted by literally nothing.
HA! Us gamers huh always cracking a joke
its IN the kne Black person. same shit happened to cp2077 meme "we got a city to burn" the correct is WE have a city to burn
you had to be there
ill have you know i was calling skyrim dumbed down console bullshit even back then.
Oblivion too for that matter
that's so cool, why haven't you fricking killed yourself
i like to post
I like to post as well.
>reddistpacing homosexual is also moronic
shocker
>skyrim fan calls someone moronic
Yeah. It was dope.
Name a better trailer, I'll wait
good times.
>made
still does.
>want to not interact with overpowered shouts in a playthrough
>dragons are literally impossible to fight unless you are an archer
what just hit them
>be melee character
>dragon refuses to land
>have to get dumbfrick shout power to be able to interact with games main gimmick
now that it is spelled out for you guys do you understand?
should have built your character better or waited 10 seconds for it to land
>wait 10 seconds
>it actually ends up being 30 while it autistically spins in circles
>finally lands does a 2 second fire breath
>takes flight again
>repeat
>just build better bro be a stealth archer like me
damn that sucks man you had to wait 30 seconds. skyrim is known to be a difficult game after all
You can make a bow so powerful that it kills the strongest dragons in one shot. Smithing + enchanting + alchemy.
How are there still people that haven't played Skyrim? Why are you posting in a thread for a game you never played?
Its a bad game
skyrim at launch was mid at best. i finished the main story in 4-6hours and didn't care about any sidequests.
the only funny thing was the giants space program initiative.
i saw a clip of dark souls from totalbiscuit on youtube and wished i was playing hat on pc.
>grinding the main quest instead of getting sidetracked for months if not years on random side quests
Even the recent show off they did for Starfield mentioned that’s how you’re supposed to gain as much enjoyment out of Bethesda games as possible.
I remember it was just after my birthday and I had some birthday money and I wanted to buy a Vidya but I didn't know what and my brother told me to get Skyrim and I was thinking "nah that sounds dumb. Mediaeval shit is gay" but he convinced me and then I played it and I thought it was awesome.
high fantasy and even realistic medieval kick the shit out of modern and future scifi ANY DAY
>generic beats start
>Black person music fades in
>rainbow of neon eyecancer b-roll footage
>"SHIT BUSSIN YO"
>But...
>there's one thing whitey fears...
>in their tongue, he is a Black person
>African born!
>YO WHITE PEEPO DONT SEASON DEY FOOD FR FR NO CAP!
problem with skyrim is that it becially kept bethesda from making another elderscrolls game.
Sort of like GTAV.
Making a hit game is almost a curse these days, there's this desire to punt on funding another installment for a while while you milk the hell out of what's already been done.
there is also the problem that no whatever what, any next installement in an elderscrolls simpyl cant live up to the hype.
>generic beat starts
>beat starts aligning with gunshots
>constant fades to black
>entire song is just gunshots at this point with a bunch of slomo heavy bass segments
gunshot beats were novel at first but now its so tiring
I pissed and shidded and cummed and farded and pre-ordered twice
The idea that you had a fully 3D fantasy open world viking adventure where you'd get to go kill fricking dragons that were burning down villages and use dragon magic was very captivating, yes.
Idea being the operant word.
>Sonybros trying to meme Bethesda games as bad now.
Oh I am laughing
I've never played a TES game and never will.
that's cool, can i come to your funeral when you fricking have a nice day
I mean yeah, it's among the best game trailers ever made, regardless of how the game itself turned out.
Yeah it was very "hype" back in the old days of 2011. Remember, oblivions tone was completely different to this and we'd just been told you can climb mountains.
Millennials? I thought this was zoomercore.
The oldest zoomers would have been like 13 when skyrim came out
ah, so skyrims target audience.
Zoomers enjoyed the game as a chirstmas gift without knowing what it was, but millenials were the ones screaming at the game's presentation and were actively following the hype
Millennials were late teens and early 20s and bought Fallout 3 and Oblivion before it.
Coming through the graphical leaps from Daggerfall to Morrowind to Oblivion, seeing the Skyrim trailer for the first time was fricking epic. There was still tons of hype at that time that they would actually be giving the game more depth instead of less.
>Morrowind to Oblivion
>Take out game-breaking spell effects
>Oblivion to Skyrim
>Replace spellcrafting with dual wielding and remove acrobatics
>"IT'S OVER THEY RUINED TES"
>trailer
>fus RO DAH!
>in-game
>fus...? ʳᵒᵈᵃʰ
I never understand how they fricked this up this badly, or why more people don't complain about it.
sucks because the draugr that shout do it better
Todd's games have no flaws, heathen! Repent!
Zoomers will never experience the true and organic hype that Skyrim created. Everything is force fed to you by journalists and youtubers/streamers now.
>Most gen X game ever made
>Straight out from Gen X wet dreams
>Continuation of the Gen X franchise
>"Haha millennials lmao"
Fricken' zoomers, man.