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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *sigh*
    *unzips wallet*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, your wallet zips?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, never mind. It’s a purse wallet. My bad!

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield will be his magnum opus

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Will retire after TES6
    I will weep

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched a lot of interviews with Todd and he never said that, he'd like to keep making games for as long as possibile

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tyrone's gang finna get Todd got. It's over.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What he means is he wants to keep making the same game for 40 years

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        there is one after the starfield direct where he mentions he's getting old and dev times are getting longer, he said he will do TESVI and maybe fallout 5, let me remind you he's been working over 30 years at bethesda.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Considering Fallout 5 probably won't be out till like 2030 at the earliest, I can see him retiring after that

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Emperor is getting old. Don't know how much longer he'll hang on. So is the whole Empire, for that matter. Getting old, that is. The Emperor and the legions have held the Empire together for hundreds of years. It's been a good thing, by and large. But maybe it's time for a change. Time for something young and new. What? No idea. Because I'm old. Old dog doesn't get new ideas. But maybe young folks like you should try some new ideas. I don't know. Could be messy. But change is never pretty.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve always found it surprising that people don’t reference this Morrowind npc more often. I mean, yeah, he’s hidden away in a lategame spot in the most niche game, but the pro-Stormcloak crowd doesn’t bring him up often enough

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who are you talking about man?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          wulf an avatar of talos

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That Toddposter is directly quoting this old man:
          https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Wulf

          The lore geeks suspect he’s an avatar of Talos

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The lore geeks suspect he’s an avatar of Talos
            That's explicitly stated as such in the game
            >"A weird tale. And you say you have been marked by good fortune -- by 'the luck of the emperor' -- since you received the coin from the old veteran? Tell me -- did the face of the old veteran resemble the face on the coin? Did anyone else ever see this old man? I hesitate to suggest it. But I think you have been visited by an aspect of Tiber Septim. Surely this is a sign of a great doom laid upon you by the gods."
            >"I think you have been visited by an aspect of Tiber Septim. Surely this is a sign of a great doom laid upon you by the gods."

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bring it up often, I mean my main argument is that Skyrim was always an ally of the empire but never a vasal state or occupied or ruled by the empire.
        The empire is being ruled by foreign occupiers, immediately invades Skyrim as foreign occupiers, and we're supposed to support a puppet queen?

        It genuinely makes no sense how Reddit treated the empire as a metaphor for democrats and diversity and liberty, when it's a foreign empire invading it's closest ally.
        They treated Skyrim nords as racist backwards people. It's ironic because Skyrim is essentially Germany suffering from their own treaty of Versailles. No shit they want to have independence, they've never been occupied before. Let alone from their closest ally.

        Not to mention Martin was objectively the LAST true emperor. The sacred pact with akatosh ended during the events of oblivion. The empire officially died right then.

        But you know what pro empire anons say? They don't care, they just want to roleplay a grunt in an army. They want to pretend they're on the right side of a strong Legion that's civilizing savages. Even though it's completely farcical, they'll ignore 3 games and dozens of books of supporting evidence.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most people who talk about Skyrim have never played morrowind.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That damn smile.
    alright, Todd.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait for the Starfield Remastered : Definitive Special Edition on the computer 2 in 2033

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am ready for a decade old engine, that you somehow still haven't mastered after pouring millions, and will give a bug filled shit game that once again will be fixed by mods, I am also ready at your new attempt to monetize these fixes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snoy

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy game day one
    >Start playing game 2 years later because it's only worth playing with mods

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Labor day weekend
    >I'm going to be opening a restaurant in Early October so I'm going to be working 80 hours a week for probably the next 3 months
    You won Todd.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >opening a restaurant
      >80 hours a week for the next three months
      Temper ur expectations bro, unless your help is half decent, every crackhead tweaker that calls in sick is gonna be covered by you.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I know.

        >opening a restaurant
        I hope this practice isn't as doom-fated as it was the last time I checked. Good fortune to you, anon.

        It's an awful job but it's not my first rodeo. I've done it before.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >opening a restaurant
      I hope this practice isn't as doom-fated as it was the last time I checked. Good fortune to you, anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      good luck anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wut cuisine?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dicky

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand how anyone could enjoy the food industry. It's the most miserable fricking job I've ever worked.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexiest man alive

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toddposting unironically made me drop 100 dollars to play Starfield early

    It really works bros

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure I've ever actually paid for a BGS product. Not sure I ever actually will.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He will save xbox brand just like Mattrick did.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like he's about to frick me. Help.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, brace yourself while I spread your asscheeks for BTC, that's all I can do

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not being scammed by you again, todd

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, Todd, like old times

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The stress of carrying Phil's failing Xbox division really got to him, didn't it? He looked so young when Skyrim released. How did he age 30 years since then?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure one more time Todd

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >special needs edition

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off shill

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, we shall call him, Shillbert.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for starfield VR in 8ish years. Just now getting into the definitive skyrim experience with VR and its worth the weight.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in Todd.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit man, I've got a life you know, wife, kids, things have changed Todd

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never got Toddposting, what's the appeal? He's just the face of a company selling you the same game over and over, feels like corp bootlicking, even if it is ironic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's cope. No one actually like Bethesda "Games"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lots of people love these games. You should try our next game, STARFIELD. Its gonna be amazing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the fans are moronic 75 iq potheads, also Starfield is gonna flop. LOL

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people like gaben and todd transcend marketing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >comparing Gaben to Todd
        Sorry, Gaben has made some of the most incredible games of the past 20 years. Todd Howard has released the same game 5 times. Gaben is in a league of creativity and originality, Todd is in there with Activision and other developers who release the same game over and over again. Nothing Bethesda has released since Morrowind should be considered above a 5/10. Virtually everything Gaben has released is at least a 9/10

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he used to shill his own game

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godspeed space cowboy

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ofcourse Todd

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >todd2.png
    show todd1.png right now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I cummed

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been hearing this since Oblivion, Todd.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tyrone bros..
    https://recentlybooked.com/TN/Shelby/DARIN-HARRIS~3187_23111016

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m gonna subscribe to game pass for one month to play your buggy shlock and then I’m gonna unsubscribe and never think about your shitty game ever again

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll be buying it in a month, remember this.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just saw todd howard standing outside my house holding a knife. is this a bad sign?

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has Todd ever been to Ganker?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      who do you think makes these threads?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no space kino exploration type of games with a high budget
    >Star citizen is a fricking scam
    >Starfield will decide the future of SF and space games
    I am afraid of this game being shit or failing in sales(slim chances) but i will buy it

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I probably won't be buying nor playing Starfield.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll wait for it to be on sale. How are you guys so stupid that you are getting worked with FOMO over a game that will be re-released and remastered at least yearly for the next decade?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed.

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