one of the worst games ever made.

one of the worst games ever made. inconsistent and poorly made art style clearly imported from a computer, yoshi's new island tier music, babby difficulty, tedious boring repetitive level design that's usually just hills with the same enemies copy pasted on them (you have the play through these fricking easy slow levels again and again to get to the puzzle if you fail a puzzle), somehow fricking up the camera in a 2d game because it lags behind you, horrible molasses controls, the list goes on

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    (You)
    Now go have sex to clear up your autism

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting aids does not prevent the racism,

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The music's great though and is the same as what you get in any other Kirby game. I do feel like the game as a whole is a little underwhelming though. It was at a time where they were starting to experiment with deliberate art styles and Yoshi's Island does the same thing except better. The controls aren't great, but the animal friends are supposed to make up for that however some of them with certain abilities are really not that great or gimped too much like Kine's electric ability from Dreamland 2.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really like DL3. It's not the best one but its visuals and music are really nice like posted. I will be forever annoyed by the minigame thing though. Also 64 is a good iteration on the idea. Kinda like a "take 2" on the ideas in it. Also I love the animal buddies 🙂

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >clearly imported from a computer
    Could you elaborate on this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i mean the snes automatically compressed the shit they imported from photoshop, the devs didn't manually adjust anything for the game. here is 1 minute in paint

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, that texture is intentional and is done to keep the crayon/colored pencil textured look. It makes more sense on a CRT where it gets blurred. That's not image compression at all, moron.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has

    in it so by definition it is a great game. Eat shit

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer this + DL2 + Crystal Shards to any Sakurai and post-Sakurai game.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its the only kirby game above 5/10

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh yeah also the boss rush is in "options" lmao

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rope yourself

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dreamland 3 defense force on suicide watch

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you the autist still seething about Samus being in the game?
    Why would anybody hate this otherwise, it your typical kirby game, charming, mildly fun but nothing special.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the most soulful Kirby game but unfortunately it feels like shit to play. There was no reason to make it so slow and the double tap to run so clunky. The level design is also extremely monotonous, just endless corridors with the same enemies placed at regular intervals forever.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >double tap to run so clunky
      exactly. idk why no one else has this problem with kirby games

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The games before didn't have this problem, dunno why they decided to frick it up.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          adventure kind of does because of how it drops inputs and the slowdown

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You did not just diss the debut of the best character.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ado is in KDL3, not Adelaine.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fool.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ant.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ado is short for the Japanese spelling of Adeleine (Adoreinu)

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but I loved it as a kid so they did something right.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    64 is just Dreamland 3 again
    Dreamland 3 is just Dreamland 2 again
    The only one worth playing is 64 because it's the culmination of all the ideas from the prior games and refines them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally a straight forward trilogy moron.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played it this year and ranked it a C-

    I wish I would remembered to write down notes after I finish a game so I can remember specific points, but that's what it was.

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