>only black guy in the game
>if you romance him, he cheats on when you are in jail just for a few months
>his dad is absent and literally a caricature of an african warlord ruling over savages
What did Bioware mean by this...?
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i never used that Black person once i was satisfied when he died first. Boring as paint drying character.
How, hes lretty hard to kill even without loyalty
the game kills whoever you dont pick
Do you mean in the suicide mission?
He asks to be inside the vents for the Suicide Mission.
Do what he asks, and he dies.
Simple.
Every human in the series besides Zaeed was boring as frick.
What? Zaeed is literally the most boring one lmao
Holy shit Black person opinion alert
I liked Vega. He got real broski vibe.
Forgot about him.
Yeah James was better than I was expecting him to be.
>Vega
Who?
BEEF JOCKSTRAP
Same. The moment I saw him I thought hes gonna be some boring, cringe jarhead for the CoD audience, but he turned out to be top bro
i dont like going into zaeeds quarters because he has spooky music
kaidan isn't black you moron, that's the other boring human character
thread topic is about the Black person you utter moron
>he actually had people die on the suicide mission
not impressed
I somehow got Zaeed killed. No idea how, he was loyal and i thought he was among the tougher ones, but he died when i split the squads i think and let him lead the other one
>let him lead the other one
Everything about Zaeed tells you he's an absolutely garbage team player, the "only survivor" every single time he groups up with people
Might be, kek, i really didnt care much about him anyway so i didnt pay much attention to him. But i thought a grizzled veteran who also started one of the biggest mercenary orgs in the universe might be good for that
>For your fireteam, you'll have the same major choices as last time: Garrus, Jacob, or Miranda. Again, pick someone who's loyal, or the leader you choose won't make it to the end of this section.
filtered
Literally every tale the dude tells you ends with him saying he's the only one that made it out alive.
Well, that means he shouldve survived the fricking fight then
He would, if you didn't saddle him with dumb shit like crew mates and "honor". You killed Zaeed, you butthole.
He was boring and cringe anyway
>EA ruined our games after ME1. Please understand.
Oh look a polcuck
Maybe stop playing bioware garbage
AND I HEARD THEM SAY
>Loyalty Missions are about clearing up lingering issues with your crew so they can go to their deaths and give it their all
>except Jacob
>Jacob's dad has been missing 10 years and he's gotten over the fact he probably died in the fringes of known space like so many others
>the emotional upheaval of finding out his dad is not only alive but crowned himself King Rape of Planet moron makes him stronger
Not only did someone write that, a whole team of people worked together to say "this is fine, add it to the game".
Thats the whole game
>get info about a missing family member
>learn that he did some bad things but is ultimately brought to justice in one way or another
I'm not seeing any problems with this
>black guy
Bot reply, get a clue you goofy Black person
How come black people didn't support these games? You guys really dropped the ball on this one. Do better.
Black guys want to play games with big titty girls and GTA mechanics, not progressive politics.
>Making a racist caricature....
>A dangerous thing...
>But the PRIZEEEEEEE....
*BLACKS 2 chicks*
not going the lie, the part where he gets some random blonde chick pregnant not five months into leaving Shepard was incredibly funny
also,
why do blacks stick around after their gf announced she's pregnant? why don't they frick off right away?
you see lots of pictures nogs posing with their pregnant girlfriends, not so many posing with their toddlers
if they pulled the disappearing act earlier, at least the woman could still abort the baby
do they have a pregnancy fetish, is that it?
>if they pulled the disappearing act earlier, at least the woman could still abort the baby
>do they have a pregnancy fetish, is that it?
I'd say it's more of a instinct. They stick around to make sure their pregnant mate is safe until delivery then after the baby's born their work is done. It's very animalistic, but somewhat logical, from a biological point of view.
Because they can still have sex while shes pregnant and theres no crying baby yet. As soon as they made sure her life is completely ruined they leave to find another host to parasite off of.
Hes... based?
Based? Sure if you are a black guy. Hell he's a national hero to black men everywhere. A shining example of what they all hope to achieve.
Ok, roastie
>blonde
wait what wasn't she black as well
she wasn't blonde or black, more of an indian iirc
So, british
Why did people suddenly start caring about Jacob.
They do?
>>only black guy in the game
What about Anderson? He was based.
Right, only black companion I guess, forgot about Anderson
Daily reminder that not only he cheats on you but he impregnates someone else while you're rotting in jail.
Meanwhile the xenos all try to contact you in some form before being wienerblocked by Earth's bureaucracy or the Alliance intelligence services so they're just forced to wait in limbo doing random stuff for 6-8 months.
k-kanye west?
Was he even in 3, i dont remember him at all
L
Obsessed
I liked his loyalty mission, Heart of Darkness ripoffs are always fun
Hes cute tho
N
People will never stop seething that a cute ninja chick is lusting after a huge black dick.
>im a sick frick i like a quick frick
>shepards in jail, frick the high bail
>i found a female, i fricked her and sailed
>a homie in space, spreading the aids
>i dont care for race, i am a disgrace
>im a sick frick
>i like a quick frick
>everybody else's lives begin to orbit around Shepard and when Shepard isn't here we should all ask where's Shepard?
>except Jacob the porn star, who immediately goes & bangs some Cerberus ho after surviving a suicide mission to Omega-4 and doesn't think about Shepard at all
I actually somewhat appreciate Jacob. He has his own life.