Only Japanese are capable of writing stories that aren't objectively shit but you're still sat there the whole time going "but...wuhhh....

Only Japanese are capable of writing stories that aren't objectively shit but you're still sat there the whole time going "but...wuhhh...bwuhh...but it...huh?...ok...huh?...uhhhh".

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: OP reminds everyone that he's moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did the pathfinder turn into a dragon and why does killing him/the dragon end the cycle if the cycle was established by "The Great Will" aka God?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why did the Pathfinder turn into a dragon
        He wanted to have a cool conflict between a dragon and the hero which is what the whole world is about.
        >Why does killing him end the cycle
        The Brine is the Great Will and he is the Brine, without him there there's nobody to enforce the Dragon's Dogma so the world can be free.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The Brine is the Great Will and he is the Brine
          Point to where this is ever stated in the game and not just your head canon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you moronic perchance

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well? Can't do it because it only exists in your head? Thought so.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's not stated, it's shown. all the red shit in the sky is the brine, the dragon is formed out of it, it has brine tentacles growing on it.
            you stab the dragon, the pathfinder says "aw shit i'm dead now" and oldhomie goes out sailing without getting brined
            so i am with

            Are you moronic perchance

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it's not stated, it's shown. all the red shit in the sky is the brine, the dragon is formed out of it, it has brine tentacles growing on it.
              Ok, then lets pretend the Pathfinder controls/IS the brine. Why does killing him break the cycle established by The Great Will who the Pathfinder specifically talks about as something that is entirely divorced from himself?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is a Father Son Holy Spirit situation

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you're still sat there
    brits gtfo

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The story in DD2 is total dogshit but how the frick did you get filtered by it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you gonna answer the question in the OP or just sit there like a smug child with nothing to contribute but a drive by shitpost?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You gonna herp derp my wiener while it's down your throat or swallow what I give you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you feel good about yourself?

          Is this all you want out of your time here? Just flinging insults around like a child who just learned a new word? You don't wanna talk to me like a man?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese stories are terrible because they're always over-convoluted and filled with stupid twists and turns.
    Their characterisation is always missing too, they always just fall back on the same old 1 dimensional anime archetypes.

    Writing is the one thing japanese cannot do for shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except for when Hollywood copied Akira and Ghost in the Shell for several decades

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Only Japanese are capable of writing stories that aren't objectively shit
    Have you... experienced stories?
    Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, Kafka, Nabokov, Lovecraft, Pynchon, Joyce, Steinbeck, Melville, Proust, Shakespeare, Homer, Austen, Wilde, Poe, Hemingway.... All mog your Japanese video game writing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about you read the whole sentence before having a shitfit moron?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but...wuhhh...bwuhh...but it...huh?...ok...huh?...uhhhh
        Wow how valuable and insightful

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, let me spell it out for you in brainlet terms:

          Only JAPANESE can write STORIES that aren't OBJECTIVE DOGSHIT but still leave you scratching your head because they are NEEDLESSLY CONVOLUTED and OBTUSE. Do you see how I'm talking about the Japanese here and NOT what you think I'm talking about? Do you see how dumb you look now that you lacked the reading comprehension to understand I wasn't saying only Japanese can write good stories? Do you see?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How about you read a book before having a shitfit moron?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How about you be a man and admit you made a mistake instead of doubling down and acting defensive?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Make me :3

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *rapes you*

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there might not be any girls on Ganker, but theres definitely not a single man.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw playing through BBI right now for the 1st time

    THIS is the dungeon that people gush over so much,I'd take 50 hours in Gran Soren any time other moonlight garden,my god the amount of RNG with the gear is CRAZY

    been at it eight hours & nothing for my pawn or my class (assassins) & mage

    nothing but rings rancid bait & useless dragon gems.......

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Outside of the RNG gear, it's great. I also wish there were more alternate paths.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BBIgays are souls fanboys who never liked Dragons Dogma to begin with. Play DD2 if you want more Gran Soren type adventuring.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you sound like that kind of gay that plays dd2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BBI is cool because the island itself is a really cool dungeon complex.
      The loot is no good and kinda just exists to stretch out the content. Everfall was similar when that was the endgame.

      You will get actual weapons and gear when you are deeper into it, but by the time you are close to that you will be close to the end of it anyways.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bbi's rng loot only padded out for people who didn't save scum

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The story is by far the weakest part of the game thoughbeit.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weird point to make in relation to Dragons Dogma 2 but okay.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was doing an escort quest with sigurd while I did the quest to meet ambrosius on the beach so he can scoff at my crystal offering. brought sigurd with me to meet the dragonforged and nothing happened. 3 arisen in a room and all he wants to do is sell me ferrystones in exchange for hardened dragon jizzum wtf.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh, and all materials can be used from storage except wyrmslife crystals? come off it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wyrmslife crystal should be in the values tab, not materials. It's used like a currency.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's cool, so why can't it be used from storage?

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