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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hes got nipples on his chin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hes got nipples on his head

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's where the chilk comes from.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda CDI was SOUL

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >American when having to decide between buying the big mac combo meal or a gallon of gas to drive 10 miles on the freeway to get to his mcmansion two blocks away.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What does a real mansion look like?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >your omnipotence, have mercy!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtu.be/vTU3ioAAC8o?t=9

      >this made millennials shit their pants with laughter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Zoomies like you will never be able to comprehend the comic genius that was 2007-2009 YTPs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It it helps, I am an older zoomer, one that is 20, and I love YTPs and YTPMVs and such. If anything, I feel that kind of humor is definitely superior to the common memes we have currently since most of them can easily simplified to “x good y bad”.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Since the Internet is so fast nowadays, the content has to keep up in time for the next content. Most memes today are shit because of this, and the good ones are usually diluted into a simple format for mass consumption. I wish it wasn't like this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Also 20. Memes back then were focused on the silly content itself. Nowadays memes tend to be templates to express an opinion or make an edit of.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ENTER

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Well a-hoo-ha-hoo it appears I have happened upon the surging source of our electrostatic insufficiency suffered as of late.
            >You are no doubt aware of the colloquial platitude uttered under such occurences.
            I hope I never get too old to laugh at this shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          >this made millennials shit their pants with laughter

          2007-2009 Youtube was for zoomers. Millennials grew up on Newgrounds instead.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >2007-2009 Youtube was for zoomers
            It was a mix of culture relevant to people born from 1985-2000 I'd say

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i'm a zoomer?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you were born between 1995 and 2005, then yes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is a bot. Do not reply

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is the worst picture i've ever seen in this shithole of a site.
            >monkey getting his eyes drilled out
            >baby getting slapped and thrown until it starts coughing up blood
            >Infected ass leaking pus everywhere
            >Crush fetish webms (dominatrix heelstomping some dude's peehole)
            >Pitbull maul victims
            And YET,i've never recoiled as hard as i did by looking at this image,no matter how many times it's been reposted. I hope your parents get run over by a combine harvester you fricking homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My sister was 4 back then and she would laugh like crazy at youtube poops.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >this made zoomies shit their pants with laughter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i'm a bonafide zoomer and i love this shit

        does anyone have that ytp where gwonam starts saying stuff like "there is no sword, there is no ganon, there is no zelda" and ends with "there is no time and space" and the video ends? can't find it for some reason

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            THANK YOU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      After you rub pizza on my dick, then we can talk about mercy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MERCY?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly it should have finished with the gulp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      After you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule
      Then after you've scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon
      Then after you've scrubbed all of me
      Then after you've scrubbed oil on my penis
      Then you can rub my dick
      Then you can eat shit
      Then you can take mah boi to dinner (Great!)
      Then after you've strived for this peace
      Then you can send Link for pizza
      Then you can save me four pieces of pizza
      Then you can protect Zelda's boobies (But father what if-)
      Then after you eluryH ni sroolf eht lla bursc
      Then after you help me pee in the morning
      Then after you go on a diet
      Then you can...Then you can...hmm...help me
      Eat an octorock wiener
      Then you can go frick yourself
      Then you can do the duck walk
      Then you can beat off and cum onto Ganon's beautiful face.
      Then after you've pleased all the plumbers in the Mushroom Kingdom, then we can talk about mercy. Take him away!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What was this video

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That outta do it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ->PLEASE<- your omnipotence, have mercy!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mercy?
    Ho ho ho!
    No.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=9

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HMMMMM TASTES LIKE DIARRHEA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PERHAPS JUST ONE MORE

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      haha good one anon, i'll message you on discord to post on that other thread too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sent 😉

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HEY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GAY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SILENCE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HEKTAN, KEEP THE RUNT IN CHAINS!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeeees masterrrr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
      NOTHINGS GONNA CHANGE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Keep the Rand in chains!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOH GOODIE, MASH!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All true warriors strive for CUM

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my goodness, this is awful!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How does he fit into the Millitron armor when he's a manlet?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just saved you from Ganon!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You did not.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that face reminds me of Harry Partridge's art
      speaking of... how's he doing?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it takes him like a year to make a 15 minute video

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cos it's not his job unlike other people who live off youtube

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fine?

        He still uploads his cartoons every once in a while. I think he animates professionally most of the time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >that credits
          That got grim

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was responsible for animating a particular character in a Smiling Friends episode

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CUM

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NO! NOT INTO THE PIT! IT BUUURNS!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let me give you a hand, Zelda

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post your favorite pre-2010 YTP or you are mother will die in her sleep tonight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can never go wrong with this classic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't remember if they were pre-2010 but there were a few by 95shade that I really liked, the weege virus and the weegee crane, I think that's what they were called. Hurricoaster's sky had a weegee is good too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Robotnik created the Timesplitters
      >who tried to assassinate Link and the King
      >but Cortez has to stop them
      >temporal anomaly leads him back into feudal japan, where he kills Inuyasha twice
      >then he has to stop robotnik from creating the timesplitters
      >which results in him creating a time paradox with spartans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What

      Peasantry. Lemme show you the REAL Hotel Mario YTP:

      said for sure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        whats the sad music at the end it sounds super familiar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reupload but it counts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who are some of your favorite less popular YTPers? I really like Hunter 23 and TheRumChum

      JazzDanceForChildren if it counts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reuploaded, I’m pretty sure it was pre-2010
      > https://youtu.be/V0I0QdE5ywM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this one

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbFWGZR27F8

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can't forget about the classic one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >said "SPEAK ENGLISH YOU DUMB b***h" as a dumb impressionable child, got chastised for it
        god bless you mark, that wonky sentence mixing on "soo-eh-cide" gets me every fricking time. why the hell is dr. rabbit still languishing in obscurity when cdi ytps are in surprisingly decent shape considering it's [current year]?

        >YTP releases 2022
        >It's fricking amazing

        >says they're friends with aar on the front page of their youtube profile
        intredasting.

        Not anything classic, but if you haven't seen this, it's genuine art.

        shout out to fawful for detransitioning(?) and continuing to draw stanky bbw fart porn on twitter.com

        This is a bot. Do not reply

        *replies*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >why the hell is dr. rabbit still languishing in obscurity
          Wasn't Colgate absolutely ruthless about trying to copyright anything that used Dr Rabbit back in the day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        amazing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mama Luigi Bends Physics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a reupload because the original was deleted but, trust me, bro. This was my favorite growing up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmW0yNBsFI

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can never go wrong with this classic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reupload
      My actual fav YTP channel (DarkSSJShinji) deleted all their videos long ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you have no idea how fricking long iv been looking for this video, the "were do you go when you wanna go" is somthing that i say almost everyday and i could never remeber from where it came from
        thank you so much anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      EPIC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pre-2010 YTP
      Can i at least post post-2010 YTP?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Always a classic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YTPMV counts right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who are some of your favorite less popular YTPers? I really like Hunter 23 and TheRumChum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was gonna say Yoshimaniac but they're not obscure, just dead

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RIP Jitterydragon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      RIP pretty much every old YTPer from way back in the day. So many of them stopped making YTP and either moved on to other things just left the internet all together. There's a few exceptions like cs188 is an exception

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >There's a few exceptions like cs188 is an exception
        *There's a few exceptions like cs188
        I need to stop being moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cs188 hit it big. And he was the one I watched the most.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >emplemon does hour long essays on dumb bullshit now
        >trudermark trooned out, became a new age crystal snake oil salesman, and then IMMEDIATELY got busted for kiddy fiddling
        >IMAPERSON retired
        it's not fair...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I knew about the diddle shit but I had no idea Trudermark trooned out as well, wow. What the frick is he even doing now?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            idk if he's still active, but I imagine people like him never truly disappear from the internet. it's too bad cause even though his YTPs are great I can't watch them anymore without feeling sour.

            >emplemon does hour long essays on dumb bullshit now
            you should watch the video on why he does that now
            also to add to your list:
            >Waxonator got chased off the YTP scene and became a 3D modeler
            >WalrusGuy is still sort of around but you can tell he's way past his prime now
            >Iamthegang stopped making YTP and instead became an animator
            >the guy that made dinner blaster was a one hit wonder and never made anything good before or after

            that's not to say we don't still have great YTP makers, but the old guard is almost completely gone now

            I actually really enjoy emp's newer content. Other video essayists are a real drag to watch most of the time but emp weaves a story for each of his videos in a great way that more than makes up for his mediocre narrating voice.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVWdUK66Fzo

            ytps are at their best when the creator shamelessly tries to make the most obscene thing that can possibly exist

            here's a semi-recent spongebob poop I really liked

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              > it's too bad cause even though his YTPs are great I can't watch them anymore without feeling sour.
              Imagine watching ytp yet being so butthurt about trannies. I seriously don’t understand you people

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's 99% about him being a pedophile than troony shit, unless of course you think the two are indistinguishable from each other

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >emplemon does hour long essays on dumb bullshit now
          you should watch the video on why he does that now
          also to add to your list:
          >Waxonator got chased off the YTP scene and became a 3D modeler
          >WalrusGuy is still sort of around but you can tell he's way past his prime now
          >Iamthegang stopped making YTP and instead became an animator
          >the guy that made dinner blaster was a one hit wonder and never made anything good before or after

          that's not to say we don't still have great YTP makers, but the old guard is almost completely gone now

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >that's not to say we don't still have great YTP makers
            But they're pretty scarce

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they are and at the same time they aren't. you just gotta know where to look.
              HourofPoop is one of if not the best YTPers i've ever seen just based on the amount of material he uses.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Jesus died for our sins
                >one more couldn't hurt

                Lol This shit got so dark, all because of a fricking Ice Cream Cone

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That insolent FRICKTARD

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                HourofPoop does make good stuff and their editing god tier, I can't deny that, although I feel like they do best when they make movie-type poops like the ones you posted. Their shorter videos aren't as good.
                HourofPoop is at least two people btw

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                does it matter how many of one entity there is as long as the content is good?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not really, I was pointing that out because anon refereed to them as one person and I was correcting them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure that's open, it's two brothers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sucks ass.
                I would link the Ed's Escape Sparta School if it was still up to show a superior poop.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                well homie it's not a competitioncause if it were, that means the one i linked wins by default since yours no longer exists

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I tried.
                I even emailed the creator to no avail.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >IMAPERSON retired
          He had a golden streak so I'm fine with that, I'm just sad we didn't get one more poop to wrap everything up that he mentioned working on for a while

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Dikeisraelite nowhere to be seen

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No one ask why

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I must frick the tree
              frick the tree
              frick the tree
              frick the tree

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >emplemon does hour long essays on dumb bullshit now
            >trudermark trooned out, became a new age crystal snake oil salesman, and then IMMEDIATELY got busted for kiddy fiddling
            >IMAPERSON retired
            it's not fair...

            I'm holding out hope that one day, for no reason at all, Dikeisraelite will just randomly upload Fesh Pince 3. Just the end to a legacy in a nice, satisfying conclusion.

            It's schizo but I hope... I want it so bad bros...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Dikeisraelite nowhere to be seen

          Every once in a blue moon we still get an occasional upload from walrusguy

          feels nice

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you will live to see ytp go the way of MLG

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            as long as new content creators keep popping up, perhaps it won't, whther they'll still be good however is up for debate. Some good new content creators exist but who knows how long they'll be around

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >MLG

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i looked at this gif and imagined the horns going off the moment he touched the butterfly

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Emp's video essays are actually good though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They're good except for the Nintendo one, which is just hilariously bad since while it's supposed to be a video calling out blind fanboys he just reveals himself to be a blind melee fanboy himself who didn't have the balls to call out any of the melee players he idolizes for constantly sucking nintendo's dick.

            He also spent way too much on stupid smash shit no one cares about and didn't even cover actual other shitty stuff Nintendo has done, and spent the other half of the video seething about fanboys on fricking twitter (after he made video saying he totally hates twitter and doesn't care about it, lmao). And just also made stupid fricking points like putting up an image of a Square Enix game not being on sale on the Eshop while it was on other platforms, as if Nintendo had any control over that. If he wanted to call out the E-shop he should've made points about how it's full of shovelware and how certain devs have had to delay updates for games on it because Nintendo takes forever to approve updates (this happened with SoR4's DLC iirc)

            basically wasted potential the video and showed he's no better than the corporate bootlickers he attempted to call out, he's just a bootlicker of a different kind who would bend over backwards for Nintendo if his messiah H-box told him too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The trudermark shit was the saddest most hilarious shit ever

          Went from 0-100 on the drop of a dime

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        At least most of them still have their videos up. I'm glad gays like Geibuchan, sanemurzu and Captpan6 are still around at least. Never expected Gaymon to get a part 2.

        >emplemon does hour long essays on dumb bullshit now
        >trudermark trooned out, became a new age crystal snake oil salesman, and then IMMEDIATELY got busted for kiddy fiddling
        >IMAPERSON retired
        it's not fair...

        >feels like some of universalquantifier's videos got deleted
        >can't figure out which ones by this point
        I hope I downloaded all of them back in the day because if not I'll never find them again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          frick I forgot about captpan6. That Shark Boy video he made was pretty great

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't a YTPer like his friend mike/mw10t, they made ytp esque vids irl somewhat, but I recently found out yesterday that Brett died a few weeks ago

        man, everyone getting older and having untimely deaths making me depressed as frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        THE SKY HAD A POKEMON

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hurricoaster is actually still around, kinda. His last video was about a year ago, maybe he'll make another one

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    despite all the memes the CD-I games are actually pretty good if you play the fan remasters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >iamthegang is still out there, only now he does animations for some group called flippingdingdong(no relation to the oneyplays guest star)
      feels fricking good man. also you got a link to those remakes?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://archive.org/details/zeldaCDIGameMaker

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is illegal, you know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MY CAKES WILL BURN!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oooooh, my CAKES

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN UP
    IT'S TIME FOR THE PILL

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have that Krusty Krab Training Video Poop that begins with "SEXUAL ASSAULT TRAINING VIDEO", it was funny as shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >SEXUAL ASSAULT TRAINING VIDEO
      closest thing I can think of is this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's the one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Interfacing with your SOSS
        Christ my taste in humor hasn't changed at all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomers will affiliate sus jokes with their shitty zoomer game even though numerous ytps used it way before among us even existed
          i'm not the biggest fan of sus jokes but still, it hurts

          ytp-bros...
          the among us toddlers took our word... we can't say sus anymore without some stupid kid being LOL SUS AMONGUS
          shieeet
          this should be illegal you know?

          well shit you beat me to it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't give a shit about amongus, sus jokes will outlive it
            speaking of, post sus jokes

            ?t=190

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't care much if they weren't such a loud obnoxious bunch. Can't have a nice sos joke without some butthole bringing up that game.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WORKS PRETTY GOOD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I...I'm not sure how to feel about that image...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully fear

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peasantry. Lemme show you the REAL Hotel Mario YTP:

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man, that blast of 2009 culture at the end was esoteric

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I distinctly remember, as a kid, going to my friend's house like "DUDE I found a super funny video I have to show you" and then us laughing our asses off at this. Good times

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best Poop ITT

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Don't shit up the based YTP thread, philistine

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The birds are singing!

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sas

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DINNER

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cozy

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, Link. I can't give (You)s! Come back when you've rolled a.. MMMMMMM.... 5!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bet, give me my (you)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gib!! NAO!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Great! I'll grab my 5.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was her problem?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      High on fairy dust

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All the Floors in Hyrule will be right back after these messages

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cannedcheer.mp3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically too well drawn

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What art program was used to create this images when this game was being made? It unironically looks like MS Paint

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4 russians in a basement with a gun pointed at their head, on a budget of a ham sandwich and an adidas jacket.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for all you know it IS ms paint

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ytps are at their best when the creator shamelessly tries to make the most obscene thing that can possibly exist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love that spongebob YTPs always have the most moronic titles out of any series.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, Tyrannosaurus Link, I'm filling my Triforce with BIRDS!

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't make it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ITSA FOOTBALL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        IT'S A FRICKING STONE LUIGI

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          YOU
          DIDN'T
          MAKE
          SHIT

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post yfw "Dinner can wait"

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NO.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well maybe a Koopa will lend us his, if we...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "persuade" him.

      • 2 years ago
        Mack the Scythe

        Bludgeon him repeatedly and coat the floor with his brains

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ytp-bros...
    the among us toddlers took our word... we can't say sus anymore without some stupid kid being LOL SUS AMONGUS
    shieeet
    this should be illegal you know?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is illegal, you know.

      This is off-topic, you know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The way "sus" and "sos" got completely changed in recent times hurts me. I thought I was the only one who thought "Oh FRICK" once the sus meme started getting popular

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just happy Morshu made a meme-comeback as a rap god for a while around the same time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Felt fitting, even if it was that weird 3D Morshu which looked kind of eh. The worst part about it was how it butchered the "BOMBS" pose, everything else looked sorta decent for what it was worth,

          [...]
          2007-2009 Youtube was for zoomers. Millennials grew up on Newgrounds instead.

          How long have you been posting this image

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    blessed thread
    I cant believe poops arent completely dead

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Will you teach me about bright smiles too?
    >Nononono. No, you're a Black.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Chocolate rain! The schoolbooks say it can't be here again!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How long did it take you to realize that song was about racism?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It is!

            It was?

            It is!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty quickly, it doesn't exactly hide it if you bother listening to the lyrics

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I always thought it was just a goofy song, it's named "chocolate rain" for crying out loud

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not till some roastie article said it. People only liked it b/c it was random and didn't make sense. Which seems to be the case about a Black person crying about whites leaving his neighborhood.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It seems like it is at first but some of the lyrics are contradictory to that.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the FRICK hasn't Nintendo re-released these games yet?

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lucky shot
    >deflates and flies around like a fricking goofy ass balloon à la looney tunes gag
    >refuses to elaborate further
    WHAT THE FRICK DID NINTENDO MEAN BY THIS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish I could find the poop that had this scene to the looney tunes outro and porkey pig

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worthless Koridians, you must be HONED with FIRE!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GO and KILL!

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the first one I ever saw, classick

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NA-AN!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Needs more Running in the 90s, but otherwise, superb.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there was also that YTP where grounder crashes a train through a wall and says double Black person but idk the name of that one anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it could be this one

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know of that Robotnik YTP where a bunch on mini-Robotnik's swim into Robotnik's ass? That shit had me fricking howling and been trying to find it again for ages.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This one? I think this poop repeats sections too frequently, but as a whole it's a solid entry.
      The part with the trains kills me every time and the fact the dynamic captions were added manually is just unreal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YES, that's the frickin one, thanks anon, there go my god damn sides.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hr4AJoI1iE
      This one? I think this poop repeats sections too frequently, but as a whole it's a solid entry.
      The part with the trains kills me every time and the fact the dynamic captions were added manually is just unreal.

      YES, that's the frickin one, thanks anon, there go my god damn sides.

      holy frick i'm dying here
      why is this the thing that does it for me lmao

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scout: heh I love my balls

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DO YOU LIKE TO EAT, POO-POO?
    Yes!

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    EEG

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T BOTHER ME, YOU c**t.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scrub the floors in hell, you monster

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Putting aside the atrocious art style, the design of Zelda is pretty good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that the Zelda CD-I games were based on the cartoon and comics
      >The King being a character at all
      >Tomboyish Zelda who actually knows how to fight
      >Link being a doofus
      >Impa's design, pic related
      >The Triforce being an actual physical object located in the castle

      Of course the CD-I games added their own stuff but the inspiration is pretty clear

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I actually prefer the CDI Zelda design to the cartoon's

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has anybody seen video by a channel named Rinse Cycle? This guy has some seriously good editing. My favorite modern youtube pooper by far

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the actual frick is that nightmare ending

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the imagination of somebody who probably has a mental illness, autism at the bare minimum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda reminds me of Cyber 8's style. What with it dwelling in dark humor, that is actually funny and not just there for edge.

      Should be noted, he is not really a pooper, was just something he dabbled with early on, he mostly does 3d animations of the same caliber of humor.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AHHHHHHHH

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd give ANYTHING for an Arpagos egg

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of the animators found a Link to the Past manual?

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where're ya headed, partnuh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to fight Glutgo!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't fight em, feed em! Somethin' spicy...know whatta mean?

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why were there two of him when theres only one of every other big bad?

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Video games?

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I feel the stuff coming down the virtual boy *finger wagging*
      that part was the best bit of the entire video

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the best modern YouTuber poop I've seen by far. The Episode 4 and "Ultimate Virtual Shitting" had me rolling when I first saw them.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >four breasts

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just gonna say it
    For the limited time and probably shit budget they had, those russians did a decent job given the circumstances. Some cutscenes obviously have more work put into them than others but a lot of the time they really put a lot of personality into the animation, like Kraventish falling out of his chains and Harlequin deflating

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Luuucky shooot.....

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Golly!

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > I Won!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Completely forgot this existed, what was the verdict again?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As the fisherman says, "Works pretty good!"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some pretty funny bits, some pretty well animated bits. It's not all homeruns but good enough.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Would you give her an Arpagos Egg?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I give it a 9.5/10.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gee, it sure is boring around here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do not open.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The stop motion section in this was the BEST! And the CGI parts are great too.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All rise for NPCarlson

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the cdi cutscenes and the TF2 meet the team videos are the only pieces of media i can almost entirely quote verbatim from memory
    the internet ruined me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he can't do plane scene or sneed scene
      really homie?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he can't do plane scene or sneed scene
        >or
        Lol at trying to pretend anyone gives a frick about the latter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bane?

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else watch Achille12345 back in the day? This shit is kino

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this npc so demented looking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S SEE

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a knack for that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SPIDER-MAN TRIPLE ACTION WEB BLASTER

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    peak internet humor right here. Take me back to the late 2000s anons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The late 2000s was the start of the iPhone recession era. 2007 was the last good year.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2006-2009 was peak kino with tf2, memes, internet culture, anime, and YTP. Internet cancer due to social media was not huge till early 2010s Maybe just my nostalgia glasses, i do miss those 4am Ganker shitposting binges. I mean i still do it, but its not the same

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like 2006-2007. 2008-2009 is when the cancer started though because that's when the Great Recession happened, I remember starting to see tons of people using Facebook that year which opened the floodgates for modern social media, and the iPhone started rising in popularity. Also you had soulless ZoomerShit like Tik Tok by Kesha, Fanboy and Chum Chum, James Cameron's Avatar, MW2, and other garbage that had nothing in common with the pre-2008 world.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I cannot fricking believe how fast society degraded.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does ANYONE know what the frick happened to Commander Gwonam/Lt. Gwonam/SaltySpaghettiStudios

    I still quote his fricking YTPs to this day. ||And the fact that he made me a furry||

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the full picture anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >THIS IS MY XBOX 1
      >THIS IS MY XBOX 2
      >THIS IS MY SHITBOX 3 AND IT DOESN'T EVEN WORK

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just gonna leave this here.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I AM ANTOO!!

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Enough! The game starts in the evening! I wonder who's the winner?

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >YTP releases 2022
    >It's fricking amazing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually pretty great, thanks for sharing anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ah my fricking SHPINE

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always loved this shit. Pretty sure it was late 2009 before reuploads

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was he the most memorable of them all?

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now you must die!

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IM HERE TO FRICK YOU GLUTGO
    OOOHHHHHH GOODY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MASHED CUM FOR THE MAIN COURSE

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What about Link?
    >He's been in a terrible FRICK, I can't tell whose CUM

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not anything classic, but if you haven't seen this, it's genuine art.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't the official reuploaded have the car part edited to remove some of the scenes? Very gay if so

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Posting a modern classic, S+++ tier

        *reupload

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >Swimming at night
    >Coldasfrick.jpg
    >Remember that the stars are made of ice
    >Thus the night is cold
    >Go to the Y cuz my ass isn't buying an indoor pool
    >It's warm
    >mfw

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice o' Hammond to invite us to Isla Nublar for a picnic, EH Luigi?

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SUNDAY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      boggle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dallas

      Sallad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S DALE
      ON A NEW MOWOWER

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm filling my water with CHOCOLATE FILLING

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO HE'S HOT

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL BEAT YOUR PUNKASS WITH A SIDE OF PASTRAMI

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH GOODIE, MASH-

    >Here's your dick
    >I've watched guys pee almost every day why they ever pee again?
    >Rule number one is young men DIE. Rule number two is... I dunno
    >Let's hope it's a long and healthy wiener.

    *clapping*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      since when the frick where M*A*S*H* ytps a thing?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=28
        Was a small section in a Zelda one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          thanks anon

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best boi coming through

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S A GOH MAAA

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anybody here have iteachvader's unlisted YTPs saved? I've only been able to find 12 of them, there's around 35 total. I'm still pissed that youtube made every unlisted video private.

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?
    NOW YOU MUST DIE!

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    blessed thread

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have you ever thought about making your own ytp Ganker?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have. But I have zero attention span and have been conditioned to just mindlessly scroll. I want my attention span back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did back back in 2008/2009.
      Still have them backed up, no matter how bad most of them are.

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HELP, GANON FROZE THE FOUNTAIN
    I'M STUCK

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too lazy to bother looking if it's already been posted or not

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SPONGEBOB YOUR MOTHER'S A NICE LADY BUT YOUR GRANDMA'S A prostitute AND LAST NIGHT SHE SUCKED MY WIENER UNTIL I SAW HER TEETH IN MY BUTTHOLE
    >How many teeth?
    CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really glad that this thread is still well and active.

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  115. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look what has never happened

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Look what has never happened
      you getting laid

  116. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    noisepuppet, FishTitan64, DurhamrockerZ, p4tworld are all good YTP channles that still make YTPs

  117. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  118. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all of the other villains are turning Koridians into various types of soldiers and monsters
    >this homie is just straight up eating them
    >Has no plan or anything. Just hungry.

  119. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    some modern YTPs are alright

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