>Open bedroom door
>see this
>what do
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Cry because I'm ugly and get nervous around others as a result, regardless of gender.
Frick off LRD
stab with first sharp object I find
worst idol tbh
wtf did you just say
That went so well for you last time, Captain Falcon
god splatoon characters look so uncanny and weird in source
Haven't thought about that video in years yet I instantly caught the reference.
Ywnbaw(oomy)
*grabs you by the neck*
Back the frick off?!
*pushes you out of the way and neutralizes ur threatening behaviour*
“Dude…..not cool”
>worst idol tbh
that will forever be pearl, she introduced Black folkhit to this series
I pull out my salt gun and fire until it's empty.
That'll teach her for breaking into my woomy and looking at my hentai collection!
piss cautiously
Kindly ask her to leave.
[the bowl of eggs intensifies]
Standing medium punch, crouching light kick, CCF+mp, tc1, EX DP, forward dash, super 1, EX DP
Find out if semen can disrupt their physical cohesion.
brandish firearm
You put on Van Halen? Considering Callie was Team Rock in the music genre Splatfest, you've probably got a good chance at getting laid then.
Romantic escalation to smooching and possibly beyond
remove shoes
why do you only take them off once you reach your bedroom
are you american
probably meant hers, dumbass
why is callie not taking off shoes even in someone's bedroom
is she super-american
>giga weeb thinks regular people just go barefoot on someone else's floor.
Gross. YWNBJ
slippers b***h
you wear your own slippers
you offer guest slippers to guests when they come over
barefoot/socks are acceptable only for cases when there are no slippers available (or indeed in japan)
shoes beyond front room are not acceptable in any developed culture, leave them at the door or leave the house
>that short period of time when people were losing their fricking minds over the friendship bracelet
>that page that constantly uploaded images of female players wearing the frienship bracelet
>tfw it's still active
Point and laugh saying "haha, you cant get a squid-bortion!"
wiener explosion.
Eat me some calamari
woomy indefinitely
>those squids are kids
Polygons and shaders are not "kids"
What do those polygons and shaders portray?
Heavily stylized and unrealistic fictional characters
Unless you can find me an example of a "child" that's half squid
Stylized depictions of what?
Vaguely humanoid video game characters?
I know pedos are moronic but frick
>most pedos actually don't waste their time with hentai
how would he know this
he's bullshiting
he must be the pedo expert
Literally every anti gets found out as a projecting pedo later on after they get convicted lmao
Pedos hate e-girlsho, this is no secret
what about the ones that don't get caught
>IS THAT A HECKIN PEDO IN MY LITTLE GIRL vegana CARTOONS COMMUNITY?
>that image
He can rationalise and insist that he isn't attracted to real children all he wants, I wouldn't trust a self-admitted e-girlcon to be left alone with a child.
>I wouldn't trust a self-admitted e-girlcon to be left alone with a child
good thinking
jesus christ
>furry
It's hot when I say they are regardless
It can be hot in the same way something like ageplay or DDLG is, it's the power dynamic and taboo of it that's arousing, but actual pedoshit is fricking disgusting
indeed
>no its just the IDEA of preschooler nipples
topkek
don't you think that's an important distinction? do you live in some shithole where some drawings are illegal?
i dont really care, it just sounds like overcompensation
I like how you bring legality into the talk to deflect from the main point.
Someone that faps to drawings of wieners and men having sex is a homosexual, someone that faps to drawings of kids is a-
what's the point of the discussion if you aren't leading up to criminalizing drawings
sounds like a guilty conscience to me, im just laughing at your mental gymnastics
>thing is bad because it hurts people
>drawing of thing is not bad because it does not hurt people
are you okay
when did i ever talk about hurting people? stay away from children, you sound unstable
are you having a stroke or is this the shittiest gotcha ever
>this random thread has had more traction on here then the site it was made on
I BIG lol
Callie is 18 in Splatoon, 20 in Splatoon 2, and if we continue to this trend she'll be 25 in Splatoon 3.
I think it’s confirmed they were 17 in Splat 1. So in 3 they should be 21.
I ask her what the frick happened to my room, seeing as its very orange at the moment
bite her throat out. god i fricking hate children
If you think this looks anything like a "child" you're fricking delusional
stop coping you disgusting pedophile
Literal projection
youre moronic. if you are attracted to something that looks like a kid you are a pedophile. if you jerk off to e-girl you have a brain worm and should be shot
scream because it'd be like a jumpscare
Mistress please,
I'm already so full of your Ink from yesterday that I don't think I can take another gallon
I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE
>exact same images and vocabulary every thread
>people still reply
They're never going to learn. Between newbies, autists who will never tire of making the same replies every day, and the instigators just samegayging when neither are present, it's always going to be spammed because their agenda demands it
just put threads to image only mode and enjoy what you can
its literally a bot
Post those jveemo pics. You know the ones
>close door
>walk down the hall
>open Marie's door
Check for the tattoo.
turn 720, cum in my pants and walk away
Toss her out the window and bring in Marina.
I prefer these.
Why the fuzzy ones in particular?
The Rivals are my favorites in general, I just posted a fluffy one because it's what I had on hand. Although I do like their lipstick and am not opposed to the fuzzy tentacles.
Fair take anon.
pubes
hats off anon you got me there
Now that is an angle I had not considered.
hot
How many nukes did they drop on the ice caps again? She would probably be dead in like a minute thrown into our radically different atmosphere
Wade through my sea of empty aluminum cans and ask her if she'd like to see my inksock collection
>close door
>grab the terminix bug spray with electric sprayer
>return to room and blast her
>wait for chems to take effect and she is dead slightly twitching
>reprimand dog for allowing creature in my room
>trash bag the mess
>go cook dinner and then relax with dog watching some tv
i got work in the morning and dont have time for the fricking shit
>splatoon 1 released in 2015
>agent 3 was 14
>squid sisters were ~17
>splatoon 2 released in 2017
>agent 4 was 14-16
>oth was 18 and 21
>agent 8 doesn't have an established age but she was probably around the same age as 4
>splatoon 3 releases this year
>captain 3 is 21
>squid sisters are ~24
>4 is 19-21
>oth are 23 and 26
>8 is older now
>none of them look any older
I feel robbed.
Callie changed her hair and outfit in 3 at least
Frick her while thinking about Pearl
chad
I love bait
Smash the woomy womby
Heat my pan
eat
ask her where her sister is
Turn on anti-aliasing.
size_difference
I want to say ">rape" and be le Ganker funnyman but I'd probably spill all the fricking spaghetti.
Set a course.
Intercourse.
Splooge white ink
WOAH SQUID
Good video
Sex
Now
splash that b***h with a cup of water like in Signs
They need to be completely submerged in order to die from that. All you'd get is an annoyed squid monster.
What... Have you... Done with my cat....!!
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
sup gramps
Wonder what I did to attract the attention of someone like her, then make the most of it.
intensely stare at her mouth a gape for the first 10 seconds after that I don't know depending on how she acts.
>Close bedroom door