Posting on here twice every year doesn't make you a Gankerner moron, i'm pretty sure Jan is the kind of homosexual to get offended by somebody calling him a homosexual or a Black person
In a few years when he's older and balder it will come out that he accidentally sent his dick to someone who was 17 years old and 364 days old at the time. That's the way these things usually go.
It's still a sexual harassment of a minor tho so sure as frick that 16yo would frick him harder than he can ever frick anyone with his tiny, incel dick.
It is so much funnier than that >his fiancée not just GF >his mother encouraged both his brother and gf to cheat >tried to hide it >all while she was living off his paycheck >there is a video of him were you can hear him unloading on his mom and brother in the background
Unironically /ourguy/. A fricking normalBlack person could never be our representative
9 months ago
Anonymous
>there is a video of him were you can hear him unloading on his mom and brother in the background
Link?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Behold one of the most uncanny videos on YouTube https://youtu.be/8OvXI-q0naA
9 months ago
Anonymous
Did he hit his GF or something? Sounds like he has an anger problem, his GF was scared, and his brother manipulated the situation and their mother in order to bang the GF.
The mother is also either an idiot incapable of reading the situation or she's just denying any involvement because Werster could end her right there.
9 months ago
Anonymous
He never hit here but he was/is a sperg. His mother is actually that stupid and was evidently saying shit like "you make a cute couple" with his brother and fiancée since well before this. Funny enough his next fiancée after they broke up claimed he beat some woman in front of him and it turned out to be bullshit.
9 months ago
Anonymous
oh wow... the music box tune in the background was eerily perfect. Thanks anon!
>Who names there kids mark and mike
The same people who'd raise a brother to cuck his own brother.
Werster always said his family is... stupid, to put it lightly.
I'll give him credit for making a career out of it but when you break every single move in every single battle down as hard as he does Nuzlockes are incredibly easy, even some ROMhacks
I did Black 2 Challenge Mode deathless last year and aside from a couple fights it was easy
>ruined nuzlockes to the point where people don't see them as using pokemon you normally don't use, just glorified number crunching and resetting when things don't go your way >kickstarted a new wave of johto slander
>people don't see them as using pokemon you normally don't use
that's what happens when you literally used every mon already and have to either ban the good mons or play romhacks that make the shitmons usable
It's not about viability. Sure you could get lucky and get something like Ralts in Route 102, but you could just as easily get Wurmple or something. Doesn't mean you should abandon the run just because you didn't get Ralts like Pokemon Challenges would do.
The point of Nuzlockes is to use Pokemon you normally wouldn't and forge bonds with them due to permadeath. Calculating shit to ensure you get the most OP Pokemon and ensuring it stays alive defeats the whole purpose.
Orrrr... You'll give them even more of a reason to act insufferable and eventually lead to them becoming so loud and annoying that the pendulum swings back towards "johto good", but this time they are more militant and even more obsessive about Johto due feeling constantly under attack the same your ilk supposedly was 5+ years ago.
But no a moronic no-life loser like you can't think beyond "owning" those you hate for le troll. You're only capable of projecting your own jadedness on to others until everybody is just as jaded and miserable like you and we're all a bunch of throwing shit at each other until the end of time. I fricking hate you and your kind so much.
I'm not reading all that but the idea that Johto is ever going to make a comeback is laughable, it rode entirely on nostalgia and Johto fans aren't getting any younger. Without nostalgia people just view it for the extremely flawed region that it is.
Orrrr... You'll give them even more of a reason to act insufferable and eventually lead to them becoming so loud and annoying that the pendulum swings back towards "johto good", but this time they are more militant and even more obsessive about Johto due feeling constantly under attack the same your ilk supposedly was 5+ years ago.
But no a moronic no-life loser like you can't think beyond "owning" those you hate for le troll. You're only capable of projecting your own jadedness on to others until everybody is just as jaded and miserable like you and we're all a bunch of throwing shit at each other until the end of time. I fricking hate you and your kind so much.
>Orrrr... You'll give them even more of a reason to act insufferable and eventually lead to them becoming so loud and annoying that the pendulum swings back towards "johto good"
You are one dumb Black person.
I would gladly never hear about him again, but thanks to the discorders the entire johto fanbase now shills him constantly here and they don't even realize it.
> Hitler ends becoming a scientist that just fricks around, completely forgetting about his plans. > Polk is just an effable, dimwitted edgelord that ends falling in love with unironic SJW femnazi. >Kanye ends finding a friend in Freddy Mercury and they bond over them both ditching their weak flesh for better options. > Snoop D-O-Double-G is still Snoop. > Le racist Black personmon and Pig policeman switch places in their shiny forms. > israelites can kick your ass if you bully them.
Pokemon Clover is all but racist, sexist etc by embracing bad stereotypes of everyone and everything and shitting on everything in fair dose equally, while also acknowledging the absurd of it. It's problematic only for weak-ass pussies, but I guess that should be expected from someone who cannot beat a Pokemon game without cheating.
The only good poketuber is Gambler Keegan, and Dr Lava I guess
Although I did like when Ant nuzlocked this guy controlling all the trainers, that was pretty fresh
>AYO HOL UP
*looks up guide* >SO YOU TELLIN ME
*restarts game due to bad encounters* >LEMME GET DIS STRAIGHT
*refuses to do randomizers* >UHHHHHHHHH
*says johto is bad* >YOU TELLIN ME
*hacks in rare candies* >I BE LIKE
*solicits nudes from a 16 year old girl on discord and tells her she can't go to the police about it because he's german and the age of consent there is 14* >SOME FINNA
*changes IV's in pkhex* >UHHHHHHHHH
*mods crystal kaizo to be easier* >MUHFUGGEN
*claims whitney didn't have a miltank in gen 2* >PROFESSIONAL NUZLOCKER N SHIET?
>he is le cheating in a nuzlocke!!!1!
Is this guy moronic? A nuzlocke is a play-through under self-imposed rules. So basically you can do whatever the frick you want to. PC's rules in specific are the hardest in the community btw. He plays with a level cup. The arre candies aren't to "cheat" and overlevel his pokemon and win easily. It's to skip the grinding. Why? Because he's a streamer and needs to keep his audience entertained. Who the frick would watch a guy grinding for 500 hours to get all his pokemon to level 100?
>it's not about playing a game mode by its established rules >it's not even about playing Pokemon >it's about making those sweet streaming bucks
Suck his dick a little harder there
The established rules are that you can't go past the next gym leader's highest pokemon. The way you level up is up to you. >it's not even about playing Pokemon, it's about making those sweet streaming bucks
You do realize he wasn't born successful right? For years he was a literal who doing nuzlockes for an audience of 15 people because he liked playing pokemon. The sweet streaming bucks came years later.
>so what if i skip grinding, it wasn't going to be entertaining and i was going to get those levels anyway >so what if i pkhex my pokemon to have high IVs, i was just going to keep doing runs until that happened anyway >so what if i molest children? they were going to grow up to be adults anyway
l-lol?
I still believe resetting nuzlocke runs is for gays.
It's all about making a comeback with the little you have left, or at the very least about whiting out like a real man.
>so what if i skip grinding, it wasn't going to be entertaining and i was going to get those levels anyway
Yes. >so what if i pkhex my pokemon to have high IVs, i was just going to keep doing runs until that happened anyway
No moron. In other runs you will encounter different pokemon and the battles will play out in a different way. He catches a pokemon and he sticks with it. He doesn't modify its IVs. >so what if i molest children? they were going to grow up to be adults anyway
Stop projecting you sick pedo.
>he doesnt modify IVs
Except he has. homosexual dickrider
9 months ago
Anonymous
The Slowbro was an accident dumbass and it didn't matter anyway. If he wanted to cheat, he would fix the garbage IVs on Dusclops or Ludi.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>I-I-It was accident! >It didn't matter! >D-dumbass!
LMAO LOOK AT THIS FRICKING TOOL GASLIGHTED BY A FRICKING GERMAN MIDGET INTO THINKING HE'S SOME HOT SHIT. Do you even have some fricking shame in yourself? Some kind of sense of pride? You suck off an ugly kraut.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I don't see your arguments b***h, only your seething.
>it was an accident
How do you even begin to rationalize that
He explained how it happened. Plus he was doing all that on stream. You think he could get away with it?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>he explained how it happened
Which is how?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Clicked a wrong button and all IVs got randomized.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You are a fricking lemming
9 months ago
Anonymous
>it was an accident
How do you even begin to rationalize that
I'll say that if he cannot engage his audience during a slower part of the game, like grinding, he's actually dogshit streamer. But I guess that to expect from a German - last time we had entertaining German was during WWII and he ended being Austrian anyway!
Pic related spended 27 days trying to catch shiny Magikarp and millions watched losing her mind. Shiny hunting is essentially just grinding against RNG to get different aesthetics. If people can be entertained by this then grinding being boring is skill issue on Jan's side.
That's fair, that's fair.
Still - if shiny hunters and people playing farm sims etc. can attract ettention of viewers then him being a streamer is absolutely not excuse for using rare candies. He just sucks at it.
during EK, the slow parts of the streams were the 30 minutes of theorycrafting he did before every battle. combine that with grinding on vanilla EK encounter rates and he'd be doing 1-2 trainer battles in a 4 hour lategame stream during his peak viewership. when the audience expects to watch battles, not some vtuber uwu bullshit, they're gonna tune out fast
Currently mogged to death by some e-girlcon vchuuba autist. I never expected this level of being based from a guy that listens to other guys pretending to be anime girls online.
He's an overweight and generally unattractive white guy with hubris from being good at self-imposed Pokémon challenges. This along with /vp's disdain for Poketubers for almost a decade isn't going to do him any favors for the board's perception of him.
There's other incidents (primary the Clover one) that has led to him gaining more notoriety here, but it's primarily his personality as a content creator that we don't like.
Drayano tier Nuzlockes have always been boring.
You either trial and error 50 million runs to get the exact encounters for certain parts, or you have to play glued to a Wiki to avoid random bullshit killing your run
Hardcore Nuzlockes, ie, Set, no items in battle, no overleveling and my personal preference is only bringing the same amount of Pokemon to a gym leader as they have on games like Emerald/Platinum/BW2 Challenge Mode or even XY is peak fun
also frick candy pilling
>no items in battle, no overleveling and my personal preference is only bringing the same amount of Pokemon to a gym leader as they have
See now I can get behind this, and even the only one per route rule, but you should be able to fish for a rare one on a route instead of just the first one. Also yeah frick the rare candies hax
he looks like a total homosexual and i will gladly pretend i give a shit he attempted fricking some 16 year old if it ruins his life and he kills himself
anti-racist pro-nuzlocke cheater e-celeb can frick off into the grave, clover was the best romhack pokemon ever got and he's trying to send his homosexual twitter community out to destroy it.
"be better" lol homie be better looking and maybe the 16 year olds would frick you instead of going to the police.
He's going to take the C pill and become indignant about the 16 year old situation because some of you homosexuals are actually racist and would rather grind for 20 hours than have fun
I agree completely. I don't even care if it's true that he wants to frick the 16 year old. I just want this gay to die. I sure would love to beat the absolute frick out of him before he kills himself though.
>why hello madam! Our eyes met thus we must battle heh heh heh. You see my dear I am what you would call a professional nuzlocker. As in sure you know m'lady that means I play Pokémon in a very serious, rule strick- no Pokémon isn't JUST for children. You see- wait come back! I haven't told you why Johto is the worst region yet!
>he's the one setting the rules on what is allowed and what not in his own run >NOOOOOOOOOO HE CHEATED
Meds. If he wanted to, he could have said no level caps, then overlevel all his mons, beta the game and it would still be a successful nuzlocke. But he willingly put some restrictions to make it more challenging.
hi fellow nutslocker. i'm still grinding route 101 for wattson if you were wondering btw. my emotional attachment with my party is still not strong enough yet 🙁
He only did this in Emerald Kaizo, only for Brawly and only raised the cap by 1 level.
EK is stupid hard, it was probably the hardest rom hack when it came out. But it was not designed with nuzlocke in mind. You had to overlevel and use the best pokemon available to beat it in a normal playthrough. Jan trying to nuzlocke it with not only the standard rules of 1 capture per route but also add the level cap on top of that was insane. Under these conditions, EK is nearly unbeatable unless you get certain encounters.
Brawly especially suffers from this, as with the normal level cap he's only doable with a very specific set of pokemon. If you didn't get all of them, you're screwed and you have to reset or play it out and lose 100% of the time. That's why Jan made the cap 1 level higher than Brawly to give more leeway to himself and all the other players that were doing a nuzlocke with his rules.
i think EK was designed with shift mode in mind lol. some people are doing pre-wattson with set encounters because resetting early game is fricking boring
>it's okay to cheat because it's hard if you don't
then... just don't nuzlocke the game?
nah i'll nuzlocke what i want and make rare candies part of my rules, suck my nuts gay
this is the same rationale cheaters use for speedruns. "it's theoretically possible so i'm really just cutting out all the resets and frickups!"
no. you're cheating, plain and simple.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>this is the same rationale cheaters use for speedruns. "it's theoretically possible so i'm really just cutting out all the resets and frickups!"
The frick are you talking about? Any% is always >what is the fastest time you can beat the game if you were put in a room with an official cart
Glitches and tricks are fair game
9 months ago
Anonymous
>comically missing the point
9 months ago
Anonymous
You didn't make one. Speedrunners who cheat are automatically pushed out of the scene. Speed running for as much of troon central as it is has somehow managed to stay fairly honorable somehow
9 months ago
Anonymous
This. Nobody has completed a true hardcore nuzlocke of Emerald Kaizo yet. The race is still on.
He calls it a Hardlocke, therefore no, he's not the one setting the rules. >Now I will attempt to break 100m sprint olympic record. There, I did it. >But you used a car...? >MEDS I AM THE ONE TO SET THE RULES
No that's way easier. You will just select the most busted mons in every route and sweep the game easily. The 1 level above the gym was only for Brawly and it doesn't even matter in the E4 since they're all 100 and you can't surpass them.
Dysgenic freak
Gigagay
Still more than VGC homosexuals getting disqualified kek
He makes a living off of other people's content while his content is just b***hing
Literally a Gankerner. I don't get why /vp/ hates him.
Because most of /vp/ hates themselves
I guess some people are envious since he makes a bank just playing a couple of hours per month.
nothing envious about needing to be punched in the face
Because everyone here is disgusting
We aren't a hivemind. You can hate someone because they are a massive homosexual. Besides /ourguy/ will forever be werster
Because he hates the modern games and uses the no-no word for chocolate people?
He is a /vp/ poster and shares much of the common consensus of this website. Even his cuckening with his brother and ex fiancée screeches Ganker
>Literally a Gankerner.
>cries about clover
frick off
>Literally a Gankerner
That's the problem
Posting on here twice every year doesn't make you a Gankerner moron, i'm pretty sure Jan is the kind of homosexual to get offended by somebody calling him a homosexual or a Black person
>why does 4keks hate an e-celeb who tries to act like le ebin based 4chinner with contrarian opinions and gets offended by Clover
You tell me, anon.
>acts like he is contrarian
>tows the globohomosexual line
He's a poser. Posers are gays. Simple as
If he posts here and isn't deep throating nazi politics then he is being contrarian
He's more of a plebbitor with how he whines about racist and homophobic stuff.
>he didn’t like Clover, told others not to play it
>uses rare candies instead of grinding for 20 hours
>uses le funny plebbit/4chin lingo
Grinding instead of candies for a self imposed challenge is a waste of time. Hacking for tournament prep is not okay.
It is literally the same thing
>Gankerner
GTFO
because he is a homosexual that requires a punch in the face
more pro than VGC
most handsome professional pokemon player
dude looks like a thumb. it looks like his chin is directly connected to his neck.
this homosexual is ugly as frick especially after he gets his well deserved punch in the face
He's fat and ugly
dude is pretty lazy and unkempt. what happened to those manscaped sponsorships bro
I subscribe to manscaped and they occasionally send me free ball wipes. That's when I realized there's nothing better than a squeaky clean ballpark.
I would literally know nothing about this ugly eceleb if it wasn't for morons posting him here.
he looks like the kind of guy to groom minors on discord
In a few years when he's older and balder it will come out that he accidentally sent his dick to someone who was 17 years old and 364 days old at the time. That's the way these things usually go.
He was asking for nudes from a 16 year old and when she told him to frick off or she would go to the police he said "you can't because AoC is 14 here"
It's still a sexual harassment of a minor tho so sure as frick that 16yo would frick him harder than he can ever frick anyone with his tiny, incel dick.
Wait when?
Hopefully. I wouldn't mind never seeing him again.
he has literally admitted to doing that and deserves to be punched in the face
he looks just like werster
yeah except werster isnt a fat homosexual
Yeah he's a literal cuck which is way worse.
forget werster and pokemon challenges, there is no freak on this planet more ugly and grotesque than you, you semen guzzling cuck lord homosexual
I'm good looking, cope. Look in the mirror I'm holding. This is (You).
qrd?
werster's gf cheated on him with his brother
It is so much funnier than that
>his fiancée not just GF
>his mother encouraged both his brother and gf to cheat
>tried to hide it
>all while she was living off his paycheck
>there is a video of him were you can hear him unloading on his mom and brother in the background
Unironically /ourguy/. A fricking normalBlack person could never be our representative
>there is a video of him were you can hear him unloading on his mom and brother in the background
Link?
Behold one of the most uncanny videos on YouTube https://youtu.be/8OvXI-q0naA
Did he hit his GF or something? Sounds like he has an anger problem, his GF was scared, and his brother manipulated the situation and their mother in order to bang the GF.
The mother is also either an idiot incapable of reading the situation or she's just denying any involvement because Werster could end her right there.
He never hit here but he was/is a sperg. His mother is actually that stupid and was evidently saying shit like "you make a cute couple" with his brother and fiancée since well before this. Funny enough his next fiancée after they broke up claimed he beat some woman in front of him and it turned out to be bullshit.
oh wow... the music box tune in the background was eerily perfect. Thanks anon!
at least he isn't complacent in it
Yeah, a fat manlet Werster.
Remember, Mark is like 193cm whereas Jan is a manlet. 155cm.
Who the frick is mark
That's Werster's real name.
Are you fricking kidding me? His brothers name is mike I thought you just fricked up. Who names there kids mark and mike
>Who names there kids mark and mike
The same people who'd raise a brother to cuck his own brother.
Werster always said his family is... stupid, to put it lightly.
Is it true that his profession is nuzlocking?
I'll give him credit for making a career out of it but when you break every single move in every single battle down as hard as he does Nuzlockes are incredibly easy, even some ROMhacks
I did Black 2 Challenge Mode deathless last year and aside from a couple fights it was easy
the only thing he deserves credit for is his ability to attract punches to the face
Literally looks like he has the downs
Imagine being bad at the only thing you're known for
>ruined nuzlockes to the point where people don't see them as using pokemon you normally don't use, just glorified number crunching and resetting when things don't go your way
>kickstarted a new wave of johto slander
>kickstarted a new wave of johto slander
Wtf I love Jan now
have a nice day jan the only thing to love is punching you in the face
>people don't see them as using pokemon you normally don't use
that's what happens when you literally used every mon already and have to either ban the good mons or play romhacks that make the shitmons usable
It's not about viability. Sure you could get lucky and get something like Ralts in Route 102, but you could just as easily get Wurmple or something. Doesn't mean you should abandon the run just because you didn't get Ralts like Pokemon Challenges would do.
The point of Nuzlockes is to use Pokemon you normally wouldn't and forge bonds with them due to permadeath. Calculating shit to ensure you get the most OP Pokemon and ensuring it stays alive defeats the whole purpose.
a new wave of johto slander
This is why he's based, Johto fanboys were intolerable. Now they mostly know their place.
Orrrr... You'll give them even more of a reason to act insufferable and eventually lead to them becoming so loud and annoying that the pendulum swings back towards "johto good", but this time they are more militant and even more obsessive about Johto due feeling constantly under attack the same your ilk supposedly was 5+ years ago.
But no a moronic no-life loser like you can't think beyond "owning" those you hate for le troll. You're only capable of projecting your own jadedness on to others until everybody is just as jaded and miserable like you and we're all a bunch of throwing shit at each other until the end of time. I fricking hate you and your kind so much.
I'm not reading all that but the idea that Johto is ever going to make a comeback is laughable, it rode entirely on nostalgia and Johto fans aren't getting any younger. Without nostalgia people just view it for the extremely flawed region that it is.
>I'm not reading all that
No wonder why your response had nothing to do with that original post. What a moron.
>Orrrr... You'll give them even more of a reason to act insufferable and eventually lead to them becoming so loud and annoying that the pendulum swings back towards "johto good"
You are one dumb Black person.
no they ducking won't people will view that homosexual as the gay c**t who should have been punched in the face years ago
no he fricking isn't the only thing that is intolerable is this absolute homosexual and he will know his place when he gets his punch in the face
troony-chasing cuckold unovahomosexual. not a fan
He's done a lot to inadvertently help us Johto fans.
Now any criticism of the generation can be dismissed as agreeing with a cringe youtuber.
I'm almost convinced he's actually a secret Johtogay trying to make Johtohater look like dumbasses.
VGCgay of Nuzlocking.
The weakest creature, one that cannot beat baby's first jrpg without using cheats.
he better keep his homosexual ass in germany. i'll put his ass in the fricking hospital if he was ever in my vicinity. motherfricker.
I would gladly never hear about him again, but thanks to the discorders the entire johto fanbase now shills him constantly here and they don't even realize it.
The nazi of the game embraces racial diversity by the end thougheverbeit
He's right.
no he fricking isn't what is right is the fact this homosexual should be punched in the face
Rent free.
the only thing that will be living rent free is my fist in this homosexuals face
> Hitler ends becoming a scientist that just fricks around, completely forgetting about his plans.
> Polk is just an effable, dimwitted edgelord that ends falling in love with unironic SJW femnazi.
>Kanye ends finding a friend in Freddy Mercury and they bond over them both ditching their weak flesh for better options.
> Snoop D-O-Double-G is still Snoop.
> Le racist Black personmon and Pig policeman switch places in their shiny forms.
> israelites can kick your ass if you bully them.
Pokemon Clover is all but racist, sexist etc by embracing bad stereotypes of everyone and everything and shitting on everything in fair dose equally, while also acknowledging the absurd of it. It's problematic only for weak-ass pussies, but I guess that should be expected from someone who cannot beat a Pokemon game without cheating.
Well said my friend
let me guess he has an "early life"
Nah he is just a cuckold German
I enjoy watching his stuff. He is a bit of a gay though and I wish he would be more consistent but I can understand having a league addiction.
the only thing i would i enjoy regarding him is punching this homosexual in the face
The only good poketuber is Gambler Keegan, and Dr Lava I guess
Although I did like when Ant nuzlocked this guy controlling all the trainers, that was pretty fresh
>AYO HOL UP
*looks up guide*
>SO YOU TELLIN ME
*restarts game due to bad encounters*
>LEMME GET DIS STRAIGHT
*refuses to do randomizers*
>UHHHHHHHHH
*says johto is bad*
>YOU TELLIN ME
*hacks in rare candies*
>I BE LIKE
*solicits nudes from a 16 year old girl on discord and tells her she can't go to the police about it because he's german and the age of consent there is 14*
>SOME FINNA
*changes IV's in pkhex*
>UHHHHHHHHH
*mods crystal kaizo to be easier*
>MUHFUGGEN
*claims whitney didn't have a miltank in gen 2*
>PROFESSIONAL NUZLOCKER N SHIET?
>solicits nudes from a 16 year old girl on discord
b-b-b-based
the only thing thats based is punching this homosexual in the face
Dude straight up lies, slanders, gaslights, cheats and gets away with it.
How does he do it?
needs a punch in the face to get him to stop
Blown the FRICK out
>he is le cheating in a nuzlocke!!!1!
Is this guy moronic? A nuzlocke is a play-through under self-imposed rules. So basically you can do whatever the frick you want to. PC's rules in specific are the hardest in the community btw. He plays with a level cup. The arre candies aren't to "cheat" and overlevel his pokemon and win easily. It's to skip the grinding. Why? Because he's a streamer and needs to keep his audience entertained. Who the frick would watch a guy grinding for 500 hours to get all his pokemon to level 100?
>it's not about playing a game mode by its established rules
>it's not even about playing Pokemon
>it's about making those sweet streaming bucks
Suck his dick a little harder there
The established rules are that you can't go past the next gym leader's highest pokemon. The way you level up is up to you.
>it's not even about playing Pokemon, it's about making those sweet streaming bucks
You do realize he wasn't born successful right? For years he was a literal who doing nuzlockes for an audience of 15 people because he liked playing pokemon. The sweet streaming bucks came years later.
Jan you really need to stop doing your own PR
You know what else skips the grind? Pokehex. Which he has also used to give his mons higher IVs lel
>so what if i skip grinding, it wasn't going to be entertaining and i was going to get those levels anyway
>so what if i pkhex my pokemon to have high IVs, i was just going to keep doing runs until that happened anyway
>so what if i molest children? they were going to grow up to be adults anyway
l-lol?
I still believe resetting nuzlocke runs is for gays.
It's all about making a comeback with the little you have left, or at the very least about whiting out like a real man.
>It's all about making a comeback with the little you have left, or at the very least about whiting out like a real man
Based, that's what Jan does.
>so what if i skip grinding, it wasn't going to be entertaining and i was going to get those levels anyway
Yes.
>so what if i pkhex my pokemon to have high IVs, i was just going to keep doing runs until that happened anyway
No moron. In other runs you will encounter different pokemon and the battles will play out in a different way. He catches a pokemon and he sticks with it. He doesn't modify its IVs.
>so what if i molest children? they were going to grow up to be adults anyway
Stop projecting you sick pedo.
>he doesnt modify IVs
Except he has. homosexual dickrider
The Slowbro was an accident dumbass and it didn't matter anyway. If he wanted to cheat, he would fix the garbage IVs on Dusclops or Ludi.
>I-I-It was accident!
>It didn't matter!
>D-dumbass!
LMAO LOOK AT THIS FRICKING TOOL GASLIGHTED BY A FRICKING GERMAN MIDGET INTO THINKING HE'S SOME HOT SHIT. Do you even have some fricking shame in yourself? Some kind of sense of pride? You suck off an ugly kraut.
I don't see your arguments b***h, only your seething.
He explained how it happened. Plus he was doing all that on stream. You think he could get away with it?
>he explained how it happened
Which is how?
Clicked a wrong button and all IVs got randomized.
You are a fricking lemming
>it was an accident
How do you even begin to rationalize that
I'll say that if he cannot engage his audience during a slower part of the game, like grinding, he's actually dogshit streamer. But I guess that to expect from a German - last time we had entertaining German was during WWII and he ended being Austrian anyway!
Pic related spended 27 days trying to catch shiny Magikarp and millions watched losing her mind. Shiny hunting is essentially just grinding against RNG to get different aesthetics. If people can be entertained by this then grinding being boring is skill issue on Jan's side.
But he's not a cute anime girl.
That's fair, that's fair.
Still - if shiny hunters and people playing farm sims etc. can attract ettention of viewers then him being a streamer is absolutely not excuse for using rare candies. He just sucks at it.
during EK, the slow parts of the streams were the 30 minutes of theorycrafting he did before every battle. combine that with grinding on vanilla EK encounter rates and he'd be doing 1-2 trainer battles in a 4 hour lategame stream during his peak viewership. when the audience expects to watch battles, not some vtuber uwu bullshit, they're gonna tune out fast
mark deez nuts moron
I don't find Jan entertaining but some random e-thot with an avatar isn't entertaining either.
nah she is the homosexual deserves to be punched in the face
who the frick would want to watch this absolute homosexual who should be punched in the face
Currently mogged to death by some e-girlcon vchuuba autist. I never expected this level of being based from a guy that listens to other guys pretending to be anime girls online.
you gay as frick for screencapping your own xeets and posting them on Ganker for clout
He's an overweight and generally unattractive white guy with hubris from being good at self-imposed Pokémon challenges. This along with /vp's disdain for Poketubers for almost a decade isn't going to do him any favors for the board's perception of him.
There's other incidents (primary the Clover one) that has led to him gaining more notoriety here, but it's primarily his personality as a content creator that we don't like.
Drayano tier Nuzlockes have always been boring.
You either trial and error 50 million runs to get the exact encounters for certain parts, or you have to play glued to a Wiki to avoid random bullshit killing your run
Hardcore Nuzlockes, ie, Set, no items in battle, no overleveling and my personal preference is only bringing the same amount of Pokemon to a gym leader as they have on games like Emerald/Platinum/BW2 Challenge Mode or even XY is peak fun
also frick candy pilling
>no items in battle, no overleveling and my personal preference is only bringing the same amount of Pokemon to a gym leader as they have
See now I can get behind this, and even the only one per route rule, but you should be able to fish for a rare one on a route instead of just the first one. Also yeah frick the rare candies hax
he looks like a total homosexual and i will gladly pretend i give a shit he attempted fricking some 16 year old if it ruins his life and he kills himself
anti-racist pro-nuzlocke cheater e-celeb can frick off into the grave, clover was the best romhack pokemon ever got and he's trying to send his homosexual twitter community out to destroy it.
"be better" lol homie be better looking and maybe the 16 year olds would frick you instead of going to the police.
He's going to take the C pill and become indignant about the 16 year old situation because some of you homosexuals are actually racist and would rather grind for 20 hours than have fun
I agree completely. I don't even care if it's true that he wants to frick the 16 year old. I just want this gay to die. I sure would love to beat the absolute frick out of him before he kills himself though.
Does anyone have the pasta when this was posted a week ago where he says "Hello my lady ours eyes met thus we must battle."
>why hello madam! Our eyes met thus we must battle heh heh heh. You see my dear I am what you would call a professional nuzlocker. As in sure you know m'lady that means I play Pokémon in a very serious, rule strick- no Pokémon isn't JUST for children. You see- wait come back! I haven't told you why Johto is the worst region yet!
He is a yurigay.
I live in Germany and he looks like and talks like many glasses wearing guys I've seen. The german version of a söyboy.
He's the kind of person who would make this thread just so people would talk about him
guess hes an even bigger homosexual than I thought
Why does he look like Sam Hyde?
i don't know who that is
why when I make a post about this homosexual mods delete it but this thread has been up for a day
that is a face that needs to be punched which i will do if i ever see this homosexual in public
I genuinely don't get why you people hate him. He's so ridicolously inoffensive
One thing is that he says that he's "the best pro hardcore nuzlocker"
And then the fact that he cheats on his runs via rarecandys/pkhex. He even cheated in his emerald kaizo run, by adjusting the level cap.
So yeah, the man is a fraud.
>he's the one setting the rules on what is allowed and what not in his own run
>NOOOOOOOOOO HE CHEATED
Meds. If he wanted to, he could have said no level caps, then overlevel all his mons, beta the game and it would still be a successful nuzlocke. But he willingly put some restrictions to make it more challenging.
But ome of his very definitions for hardcore nuzlocke rules are, that your pokemon's levels can't exceed over gymleader's ace.
Yet, that still happened. He put some restrictions which he couldn't deal with so he had to adjust them after the fact.
Also skipping the grinding and cheating with IVs, so yeah he is a phony.
hi fellow nutslocker. i'm still grinding route 101 for wattson if you were wondering btw. my emotional attachment with my party is still not strong enough yet 🙁
He only did this in Emerald Kaizo, only for Brawly and only raised the cap by 1 level.
EK is stupid hard, it was probably the hardest rom hack when it came out. But it was not designed with nuzlocke in mind. You had to overlevel and use the best pokemon available to beat it in a normal playthrough. Jan trying to nuzlocke it with not only the standard rules of 1 capture per route but also add the level cap on top of that was insane. Under these conditions, EK is nearly unbeatable unless you get certain encounters.
Brawly especially suffers from this, as with the normal level cap he's only doable with a very specific set of pokemon. If you didn't get all of them, you're screwed and you have to reset or play it out and lose 100% of the time. That's why Jan made the cap 1 level higher than Brawly to give more leeway to himself and all the other players that were doing a nuzlocke with his rules.
>it's okay to cheat because it's hard if you don't
then... just don't nuzlocke the game?
i think EK was designed with shift mode in mind lol. some people are doing pre-wattson with set encounters because resetting early game is fricking boring
nah i'll nuzlocke what i want and make rare candies part of my rules, suck my nuts gay
this is the same rationale cheaters use for speedruns. "it's theoretically possible so i'm really just cutting out all the resets and frickups!"
no. you're cheating, plain and simple.
>this is the same rationale cheaters use for speedruns. "it's theoretically possible so i'm really just cutting out all the resets and frickups!"
The frick are you talking about? Any% is always
>what is the fastest time you can beat the game if you were put in a room with an official cart
Glitches and tricks are fair game
>comically missing the point
You didn't make one. Speedrunners who cheat are automatically pushed out of the scene. Speed running for as much of troon central as it is has somehow managed to stay fairly honorable somehow
This. Nobody has completed a true hardcore nuzlocke of Emerald Kaizo yet. The race is still on.
For brawly and roxanne
he will be needing meds after he gets punched in the face
He calls it a Hardlocke, therefore no, he's not the one setting the rules.
>Now I will attempt to break 100m sprint olympic record. There, I did it.
>But you used a car...?
>MEDS I AM THE ONE TO SET THE RULES
Being inoffensive is offensive
because he's a homosexual and deserves to be punched in the face
LMAO he slob'd up even more after the last time I saw him
He's a fricking moronic homosexual, 'nough said.
About Jan 6? It was a vicious attack on our democracy and a declaration of war from the Maga fascists.
Just do the one per route but not have to be the first one you see. Rare candies and 1 level over gyms is way pussy mode
No that's way easier. You will just select the most busted mons in every route and sweep the game easily. The 1 level above the gym was only for Brawly and it doesn't even matter in the E4 since they're all 100 and you can't surpass them.
??? what you described is the pussy mode lmfao. people do this for runs where losing one mon is a reset
>i want to nuzlocke the hardest game where one mistake ends the run
>WAIT NO THAT'S TOO HARD ACK
lol
the frick you talking about lol. just do deathlockes if that's more up your speed
The Johtokiller.
the only one killed is this homosexual after getting punched in the face