Opinion on Huniepop.

Opinion on Huniepop.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for the sex homie.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    First one was great, but an accident because the dev is a moron who hates the people who liked it because his waifu was shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Celeste was great and I miss her
      Momo too

      Which was his waifu

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lola

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't think he had such garbage taste
          In a game where you have Tiffany, Asianteacher and Kyu.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tiffany and Aiko are fine and actually fulfill fetishes that people have. Lola is flight attendant, which I am sure is some peoples fetish but "teacher" or "girl next door" is much more popular over all.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The first one was great. Everything else from them is trash.

          kek of course

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      1st one is great because of anime aesthetic and fun factor

      Honey Cam Studio and HP2 are tumblr Ganker garbage

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HP1 and 2 are both top tier and I eagerly await HP3.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HP1 sure but HP2 no.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I had to guess that is probably art for a remake of the first game, a DLC for the second with the characters that didn't initially come back, or another spin-off. HP3 probably can't happen because the gimmick of the second game kind of blocks a third from making sense.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot that 2 already pretended that Huniecam wasn't canon.
        They'll just pretend 2 wasn't canon, as well.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Project Codename: "HS"
      >Hunie S
      What will the S stand for?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HP2
      >Top tier

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely good dating sim with serviceable puzzle mechanics.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fun game despite the coom shit

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Audrey best girl
    also best va

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The brown/tan chicks were hot.

      Kinda funny listening to her in anime knowing that she also did voiceovers for this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The alien girl's VA voices Tohru in Kobayashi dragon maid.

        Tiffany and Aiko are fine and actually fulfill fetishes that people have. Lola is flight attendant, which I am sure is some peoples fetish but "teacher" or "girl next door" is much more popular over all.

        I mean lola is a terrible choice compared to those 3.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The alien girl's VA voices Tohru in Kobayashi dragon maid.
        [...]
        I mean lola is a terrible choice compared to those 3.

        Lola voices 2B.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait she was voiced by Runkachunk?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never forgive Koons for not letting me make Jessie happy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cant date her alone
      I just want one on one date and frick the milf please.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first game had decent art and match 3 gameplay with some funny dialogue here and there. HunieCam Studio was ok I guess, the gameplay didn't appeal to me and there was no porn. Huniepop 2 was a step down compared to the first game and had a strange selection of girls, like a literal weaboo whose cooch smells like fish or an Arabian nympho working in airport security (lel) whose hobby is watching porn. IDK what HuniePot was smoking when making this game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The selection isn't the problem, It's wacky but usuable
      The problem is the writing. 2 is a shallow meet n frickl while 1 was an standard, if not a bit simple Dating Sim

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        1 had three "dates" apeach which were like three paragraphs long. This shit comes up every Hunie Pop thread and it's just wrong.
        I'll say this though even with the small amount of dialogue in these games they do manage to infuse the girls with great personality.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    2nd one was actually way better, the puzzle mechanics made the game. Also better brownies.
    The anons who just repeat the it didn't feel like you spent anytime with the girls are really dumb and seemingly misremembering the 1st one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The second one girls are shit though.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Tiff no buy.

    Also dev sabotaged his own game because he wanted to "own the chuds".

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're shitting me, right?
      Also frick I wish Celeste had more art.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also dev sabotaged his own game because he wanted to "own the chuds".
        Where do you people get these ideas from?

        Kickstarter for the first game was more of a visual novel / dating sim. Halfway through development he felt it was too much into incel territory and fired his writer turning the game more into a standard bejeweled clone. It was still good game and became an overnight success so he let it get to his head thinking people didn't like the dating / visual novel aspect.

        Second game turned all the girls into prostitutes only made for meet and frick (dev is a "pick up artist" btw). He removed normal dates so you can only do double dates, shifting the focus completely to puzzle gameplay instead of dating. Obviously this alienated the crowd that only came for the dating sim and girlfriend aspects. Second game sold like shit accordingly and the franchise is probably dead for good.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Second game sold like shit accordingly
          Do you have a single fact to back that up?
          >and the franchise is probably dead for good.
          Koon literally is hiring for either HP3 or a HP spinoff, see

          HP1 and 2 are both top tier and I eagerly await HP3.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's been working on HP3 for like 3 years now and "hiring" since then as well.

            It's dead, jim.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              HP2 came out 2 years ago.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                and that was 6 years after the original, meaning we probably have 3-4 more years to wait before anything concrete comes to light about the next project.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just because you don't like the sequel doesn't mean he "sabotaged his own game because he wanted to "own the chuds."

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The writer he fired shed more light on it. I don't know if the tumblr is still up, but he basically said Koons didn't like the relationship and heavy narrative aspect that goes hand in hand with the dating sim aspect. They had a falling out and Koons took over the writing afterwards.

            You can also check the original kickstarter, where it promised actual dating sim options and "routes", none of which were around anymore by the time of the second game.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              And? That has nothing to do with the topic at hand. HP1 didn't have the stuff the old writer wanted, it had the stuff Koons wanted and HP2 quite a frick ton more dialog than HP1.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you mean? The topic was that he didn't like the original premise for HP1, the one that everyone loved, and removed it in it's entirety for HP2.

                And just because HP2 has more text doesn't change that fact when it's all about fricking. I'm not sure why you're getting so upset over this. Weird.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The original topic was Koons purposefully sabotaging the game to "own the chuds." Obviously this makes no sense because HP2 is just HP1 with more everything. More character, dialog, story, lore, gamplay mechanics, music, outfits, etc. It expands on every aspect of the first game and does everything objectively better. The only subjective part is the girls themselves. HP1 was already Koons' vision of the series because all the stuff the old writer wanted was scrapped before we played the game, which is to say it's impossible for him to 'sabotage' HP2 in the way you claim. If you don't like it, that's all well and good, but stop fricking lying every single thread that pops up.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >HP2 is just HP1 with more everything.
                Factually false as I've explained multiple times in this thread already.

                Now you're just arguing in bad faith to the point I think you are Koons, or at least a shill damage controlling for him. Maybe spend more time working on the game instead of shilling on a mongolian basket weaving bbs that already knows your true colors.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It expands on every aspect of the first game and does everything objectively better.
                demonstrably false. the game mechanics are more in depth and engaging for sure, but you can not argue that the writing and characterization are "better".

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >HP2 is just HP1 with more everything
                You have to be an absolute stupid fricking homosexual, a total braindead buffoon foaming at the mouth to believe this. HP2 took everything good HP1 did, threw it in the trash and turned itself into a clown fiesta.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              sucks, has the writer made anything?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >alienated the crowd that only came for the dating sim and girlfriend aspects
          Didn't know that was a crowd, I liked the first one mainly because the VN / character driven aspects and the gameplay seemed actually balanced out, where HP2 leaned too hard into puzzles like you said

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Second game turned all the girls into prostitutes only made for meet and frick (dev is a "pick up artist" btw). He removed normal dates so you can only do double dates, shifting the focus completely to puzzle gameplay instead of dating.

          This was the worst. All the girls had the same "dude sex lmao" personality, and you never got to talk to any of them one on one. It felt like I was just weirdly third wheeling a lesbian date rather than being on a date myself.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which characters in HP1 weren't "dude sex lmao" level of shallow?

            1 had three "dates" apeach which were like three paragraphs long. This shit comes up every Hunie Pop thread and it's just wrong.
            I'll say this though even with the small amount of dialogue in these games they do manage to infuse the girls with great personality.

            is me and I still can't understand where this idea that HP1 had anything close to VN levels of story/character development.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              nta and I I don't think HP1's girls were any deeper. They were a lot less viscerally disgusting though.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough they weren't dropping "we'll bang okay" lines after the first puzzle like in HP2, but is that really the line people are drawing? Two mini games to get to the "love me anon" phase of WEG instead of one?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you really cant tell the difference between someone warming up to you in a believable way and "OOGA BOOGA BOOGA, WHERE DA HOES AT!?" then you're fricking hopeless.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And if you think anything the woman say in HP1 is a girl "warming up" to you and not being thirsty for dick you are fricking hopeless.
                https://huniepop.fandom.com/wiki/Kyu/Quotes#First_Meeting_at_the_Bar
                Is literally every line of dialogue between you and the girls, point out the three getting to known you lines and I'll point to the ten thirsty for PC dick from the get go lines.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You seem deeply bitter. Were you dumped today?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah just invested in a conversation about a match three hentai game.
                You doing okay?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmfao, you linked me KYU'S lines ONLY. not "every girl" you fricking idiot. kyu is literally written to be thirst incarnate. that is NOT the same thing as the rest of the cast, lol. kyu is the comic relief thirst trap option.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats not very accurate at all. 1 was a passion passion project. 2 was soulless slop, because he got so far up his own ass about making the actual gameplay better that he gave up on putting any effort into the writing. because he had such an idea for the game play, he shoehorned in a stupid "double date" mechanic into the "story" as well. he leaned into the heavy coomer/waifu culture that his first game amassed. all he really saw was the degeneracy, so he figured he could get away with appealing to that with shallow as frick writing.

          take polly for example. he got the birght idea of incorporating a "futa" into the game, without even knowing what frick one actually is, or how ACTUALLY popular the fetish is (it isnt that big). like "cat girl" or "alien" might be considered a "fetish" to some people, but even people that dont thirst for it can just overlook it and take the person for what it is. a "futa" is a lot harder to do that with, especially when the creator doesnt understand what it fricking means. then he put it in anyway, in the dumbest fence sitter way possible, and missed the point completely.

          all he actually cared about was his unique take on match 3 (which admittedly is pretty good and fun, and 2 had some neat improvements and nuances), and completely half assed the catering to the absolute bottom of the coomer barrel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also dev sabotaged his own game because he wanted to "own the chuds".
      Where do you people get these ideas from?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was a chud

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna frick that cat.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Audrey no buy

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just posted this thread because Pippa played the game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP 100% did.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait really? Link?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        failed to censor any of the nudity so vod is gone

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone download any part of it before it got nuked?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno get your mom to help you find it? since you can't seem to do things yourself

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            failed to censor any of the nudity so vod is gone

            Oh it's on Odysee, cool.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HP1 good
    HP2 not good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    huniepop 1 and 2 were both mid
    i fell asleep halfway through my 1st hour of playing

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    First game was a one hit wonder that fit the time period it came out. If Huniecam didn't exposed the studio as one hit wonder hacks, then Huniepop 2 sure as hell did.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.
      I think besides the good gameplay, what people enjoyed about 1 was the realistic depiction of girls and the dating scene, which gave them plenty of flaws but also plenty of positive character traits as well. Westerners tend to prefer games with less wish fulfillment, so it was a hit.
      The dev either didn't recognize this, or hated his fans for it, because Huniecam Studio felt grody and in poor taste, while Huniepop 2 was a total shitpost with zero intention of appealing to people.
      Also, Audrey best girl, closely followed by Tiffany

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when Ganker shitposted this scene from the trailer to death, but then the waifugays came out and everyone fell in love with Audrey after kek

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what people enjoyed about 1 was the realistic depiction of girls and the dating scene
        NVM all the posts ITT saying that HP1 writing isn't good, I'm now understanding that I'm just talking to anons who don't know what the frick a love story or a VN look like.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >love story or a VN look like.
          Reading comprehension, moron.
          People like Huniepop because it isn't a love story or VN. It's not wish fulfillment loser shit, it's your fairy godmother waking you and helping you get your shit together.
          Unlike Yuzusoft moe braindead baby trash made for suicidal nips, Huniepop's appeal is realistic women with flaws and charm that you can banter with.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's not much of a difference between Huniepop 1's story presentation and the typical Newgrounds sex game from 20 years ago. You just happened to play Huniepop at your NEETest so it resonated with you more

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's got better gameplay. Those Newgrounds games are infamous for being tedious and picky and frankly, as unsexy as possible. Huniepop lets you smash and banter

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's not wish fulfillment loser shit, it's your fairy godmother waking you and helping you get your shit together.

            Sorry how is a magically fairy making you a person who can go out and bang every girl you talk to not wish fulfillment loser shit? It seems like the start of every harem anime were the protag doesn't actual improve themselves but the world magically changes to justify them.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because she's not casting a spell on you or the girls or anything, she's giving you realistic dating advice and an insight on how girls think. It's fun and a little bit informative.
              If definitely plays with the idea that the average player is a virgin loser just like the MC, but it's positive and productive about it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huniecam at least had the benefit of hiding behind an ironic veneer
      >It's supposed to be bad it's a quirky clicker mobile game xdd

      >alienated the crowd that only came for the dating sim and girlfriend aspects
      Didn't know that was a crowd, I liked the first one mainly because the VN / character driven aspects and the gameplay seemed actually balanced out, where HP2 leaned too hard into puzzles like you said

      That was how the first game was marketed and that was the aspect why people backed it, yes. Make a Huniepop 3 kickstarter today and advertise it as a puzzle hentai game instead of a dating sim? I guarantee you the kickstarter will fail.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also funny they got cold feat of the dickgirl in 2 by not even showing the dick once if enabled, but also not showing the vagoo if not enabled. Basically went full on Schrodinger's crotch that game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah should have just owned it and made him more explicitly a troony but made sure there was nothing that wasn't unlockable without touching the troony

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          nothing besides the trannies content of course

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if only it wasn't made by an actual moronic manchild

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    First game was a masterpiece and Audrey's VA posting vocaroos on Ganker was based.
    I tried so hard to like the second game, but I couldn't.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any of those vocaroos survive?

      Let's see
      >Bring back some of the girls from the first game + Ashley from 2
      >New girls should keep in mind what actually makes the archetypes interesting and if they don't work for the game don't use it
      >Have the reason Kyu is currently hanging around you be that she fricked up somehow and "needs a place to crash till shit blows over"
      >Kyu starts using her human disguise more often to keep a low profile and she has some interactions with some of the girls (she claims to be your sister/step-sister)
      >Add more dating sim-esque elements to the game with a different kind of date between the traditional bejeweled ones
      >These kinds of dates can be repeated through a love fairy device Kyu gives you that can reverse/remove moments in time
      >For those who don't like these kinds of elements there will be an option in setting that allows you set a mode to eliminate the dating sim or bejeweled parts of the game if the player wants
      >Kyu's route is the last one in the game and involves you learning more about Kyu and it reveals that Kyu is in fact your sister... step-sister, the player's dad married Kyu's mom recently and Kyu didn't know
      >Game ends with the option to marry one of the girls by giving them a special ring and each have differ endings for each character. If you try to give Kyu the ring she just asks what your doing and to "frick off", though if your persistent enough she finally breaks and asks you "what the frick is wrong with you" and "do you find this funny", she tells you that you know exactly why they can't get married even if deep down a part of her does too. You tell her that it doesn't matter and you still want to spend more time with her. This results with Kyu calling you and idiot and deciding that she could spend some more time with the player if he insists and she starts living with you. This is the canon ending and leads into the next game.

      >stepsister
      You almost had me till the copout

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like there was a ton of artwork from back then but I cant find any on the usual boorus.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much the one porn game I've played and enjoyed. The dialogue is fun and the characters are all distinct and (almost) all of them are interesting to interact with. Match-3 shit is fun and can be genuinely hard at points. Nikki and Jessie are my faves. The sequel sucked because the gimmick got old. I liked when the Audrey VA called everyone on Ganker homosexuals

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are everyone's thoughts on Nikki?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I was that joystick.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish that joystick was my wiener

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off I was here first.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm expressing my thoughts and opinions anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd date her. I know it probably won't last long but I'd do it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nerdy gamer girl with a lispy Velma voice
      Best girl, but this is Ganker where moronic contrarianism runs rampant so she's somehow shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nerdy gamer girls have shit personalities

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's fun. Im kinda glad her, Audrey and Tiff weren't on two, Im sure they'd get steamrolled by the abysmal writing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she way too abrasive at the start. once she starts opening up she's ok, but she's just rude and callous to begin with. like, its one thing to be "guarded", but theres no need to be so standoffish. should have been more shy like belli.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Audrey is the most popular girl for Legions of Ganker and her entire personality is being insanely abrasive.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          its subtle, and you might not be conscious of it, but theres actually a huge difference, and most of it literally just comes from tone of voice. somebody with audrey's voice and emphasis is obviously putting up a front, especially noticeable when DO actually do something to please her. she has a depth of passion in whatever it is she's doing. even if she is b***hy, thats where the "i can fix her" vibe emanates from. you can see the charm beneath it all.
          crossed with nikki, who just sounds so serious and dry, she's just filled with disgust from start to finish. even when you "please" her, she's not really thrilled, just surprised that YOU werent a jerk or "actually remembered" some factoid about her. that drab apathy and standoffishness is really unattractive. it takes a while for her to actually show any sort of emotion, and even then, its still really dry and prickly. i dont care how jaded being a nerd and bullied has made you, she's ready to lash out at the slightest fumble and its just clearly not worth the effort. worst girl in hp1 by far (although momo's voice makes momo a contender).

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. Audrey is a bad person with a heart of gold. Nikki is just a bad person all around.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Audrey is a fan favorite because of her aggressive b***hiness. She's unapologetic, true to herself, and assertive. I think some of It's a sense of taming the beast or indulging in the challenge. Her high standards make you feel special when she decides you're not so worthless after all
          But I would say Nikki isn't so bad. She was made for people who like the idea of a pure virgin loser gamer girl. The reason she's abrasive to begin with is because she's outside her element at the club and thinks you're a loser douchebag coming to hit on her.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    First one is overrated, but enjoyable
    Second one is a soulless cash grab that showed that the dev didn't understand the appeal of the first.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The final boss fight of HP2 on Incel is fricking impossible

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have any ideas for HP3?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's see
      >Bring back some of the girls from the first game + Ashley from 2
      >New girls should keep in mind what actually makes the archetypes interesting and if they don't work for the game don't use it
      >Have the reason Kyu is currently hanging around you be that she fricked up somehow and "needs a place to crash till shit blows over"
      >Kyu starts using her human disguise more often to keep a low profile and she has some interactions with some of the girls (she claims to be your sister/step-sister)
      >Add more dating sim-esque elements to the game with a different kind of date between the traditional bejeweled ones
      >These kinds of dates can be repeated through a love fairy device Kyu gives you that can reverse/remove moments in time
      >For those who don't like these kinds of elements there will be an option in setting that allows you set a mode to eliminate the dating sim or bejeweled parts of the game if the player wants
      >Kyu's route is the last one in the game and involves you learning more about Kyu and it reveals that Kyu is in fact your sister... step-sister, the player's dad married Kyu's mom recently and Kyu didn't know
      >Game ends with the option to marry one of the girls by giving them a special ring and each have differ endings for each character. If you try to give Kyu the ring she just asks what your doing and to "frick off", though if your persistent enough she finally breaks and asks you "what the frick is wrong with you" and "do you find this funny", she tells you that you know exactly why they can't get married even if deep down a part of her does too. You tell her that it doesn't matter and you still want to spend more time with her. This results with Kyu calling you and idiot and deciding that she could spend some more time with the player if he insists and she starts living with you. This is the canon ending and leads into the next game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >flustered swearing Kyu that still says yes
        B-B-BASED!?!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        We don't need gimmick dates. The first game worked because the gameplay of the dates were just a vehicle to move the scenes along.
        At most, we'd just need more cross-girl scenes of them just hanging out, to flesh out their character, similar to the intro of 1. But we don't need double dates.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based KyuCHAD
        I love Kyu. She's the best character.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There's a rule that says Love Fairies can live with relatives while on earth
        >Since your her Step-Sibling you technically count

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HP1 was SOUL and had Aiko
    kys Hunniecam just way
    HP2 was literally soulless yuri sex AND random RNG bullshit - i get you have to think a bit more with combination but towards the end it was a matter of just brute force Ashley god sounded so ugly who became so hot

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you wouldn't a single mother

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a Hilda fan, the answer should be obvious.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 was shit, you turned into a literal 4th wheel.
    Also what the frick with the gender options.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like disrespecting w*men

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    typical weg shit filled with a bunch of roastie prostitutes.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    here is my shitty fanfic theory of how the HP3 "story" will go down
    >sky garden is losing "love" because of all the meaningless hookups in recent society is causing problems for them
    >hp3 will be about "love," hence the presence and history of past partners being featured in 3
    >because you laid venus in the previous game as well as the "chosen one" in 2, you finding your "one" will practically save sky garden is what they need to save sky garden
    >so hp3 will be a "The Bachelor" mock up, minus the cameras and the contestants knowing about
    >you pick your partner for life and marry them, "love" is saved

    >some sercret endings
    >if you marry kyu you become a male love fairy and kyu is retired and stay at home mom
    >if you marry venus you become the "god" of love while venus is retired

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This actually sounds like a cool idea. My only idea for 3 was having it be a prequel and you end up being Tiffany's father until I did the math and realized that wouldn't work because they're not gonna have you frick a 16 year old

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is like the opposite of everything HuniePop has been which was casual hookups

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this honestly sounds way better than anything we would probably get. personally, i think just going back to the style of 1, with a little more effort put into the dating/writing (not the match 3 gameplay) would be preferable, but if we "must" maintain continuity, this actually fits really well.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kyu sexo I want to bang the petite nympho

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a working synthesis of why haremshit is bad and makes writing infantile and unbelievable

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No really is there any secret technique to the final boss in HP2 on Incel difficulty?

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    3/10 normalgay's first h-game.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For all the faults of the dev and other aspects of the games, the guy he hires to do the music consistently knocks it out of the park in all of Koons' games.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But why is it called huniepop? what is hunie? why pop? do you pop hunies?

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the huniepop creepypasta was better than the actual game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should make the creepypasta girl an actual character.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiffany best girl

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chud

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tifanny is hitler
        BEST. GIRL.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bacon.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuniepop/dickypop when?

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lola, Redhead b***h Girl, and the single mother gym bunny latina are the best girls by far over both games, no competition.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Replace Lola with Jessie and that's my top 3.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Audrey best girl

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine
    >HP3
    >everything after 1 is retconned
    >all the girls from 1 are back
    >maybe some of the other girls if they're good
    >an actual good artist I'm thinking satchely from DDLC or maybe someone else
    >way more dialogue and CGs
    >no double dates
    >its like 40 hours long and locks you into routes
    >bejewled is back and a few other new minigames

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HP3 art has already been teased here

      HP1 and 2 are both top tier and I eagerly await HP3.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 was pure kino with the setting and the music was too good than it had to be, huniepop 2 is okay but some people didnt like the double date mechanic and the writing, for me i liked the gameplay that was added, i do agree that the characters is a downgrade but lailani and nora were pretty good, buy 2 on a sale if you want its still a good sequel

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its funny, everybody hates "baggage" with shit opinions like "why am i PUNISHED for getting to the know the girls better? wtf?", but baggage actually makes the puzzles more nuanced and engaging. they often change how you approach the puzzle entirely. this girl LIKES broken hearts instead of regular hearts? changes how you see the puzzle, and maybe you have a different toy for that. this girl HATES sentiment matches? better factor that into my strategy. the double date thing worked really well for that, and let you work with some interesting combos. it was a lot better than the "one strategy wins all" from the first game.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nikki has the best sex moans

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, AIKO has the best moans.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wow, I forgot about that picture!

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked 2 more than 1

    Incels are mad the girl is not 100% focused on them all the time

    But it was a unique and cool structure
    The office chick was the best

  48. 9 months ago
    nameless

    good game, honestly should have gotten a mobile port, would play this shit non stop on my phone

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what am I doing with my life

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 & 2 both fun.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vomit everytime I see the creature on the right

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meh.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiffany's cute photos were endearing
    I kinda wish more games had the suprise cell phone photo mechanic
    Also momo high tier

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The writing was honestly on the wall when Huniecam came out that the devs had no idea what the hell to do with the IP after the first game.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kyu is hot and I had my first wet dream about lola

    good game

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