Optimal way to play Noita

>Edit wands everywhere mod
>Start with water potion mod
>Gold never disappears mod
>More shop mod
>Savescumming at every holy mountain by quitting and copying the save data to prevent deletion in case of death
This is the ONLY way to experience most of the content without investing more than 1.000 hours into the game. This is objectively the only way to make the game fun.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Installing petty quality of life mods to rouge likes is based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based on lunacy of a broken loser. Learn the fricking game the way it was intended to.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        sometimes the way it was intended fricking sucks

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Start with water potion mod

    How am I going to climb the tree without mud?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spend 40 minutes climbing the tree, picking up the eye, going all the way to the edge of the map, picking the earth essence, getting the stone, digging to the mini gun and the mushroom area and going back to the cave.
      >Ukko rapes off screen with a ball of lightning.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Gold never disappears mod
    sorry but I enjoy having more than 10 fps after visiting few PW's

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Edit wands everywhere mod
    this is the only thing I would recommend to avoid going back and forth
    I don't want anyone mentioning steve , he's literally a one-shot with the tablet kick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the plan for ultra steve 2 levels down? Figure it out on the way?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        by the time you've gone through three biomes or so, if you don't have a way to deal with him, you're a shitter.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the plan for ultra steve 2 levels down? Figure it out on the way?

          although, alternatively, if your digging or teleporting is good enough, you can just not kill him for a while. gigasteve only shows up if you kill them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >avoid going back and forth
      just use the expanded inventory mod instead, twwe is always an instapick perk for me youre practically cheating

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally got my first real run going. my 'problem solver' wand is trigger spell with acid ball, nukes everything I've encountered so far. unfortunately I think it counts as environmental damage so I'm not getting progress credit with it? my wand for regular mooks is a lock on explosion / damagefield. just cleared the wizard temple I think, there was an orb room and then a "throne" room with some red guy who I 2 shot. this place is really big though so maybe I'm missing some stuff

    How do I damage the lobster in the lake? I swam down there and encountered the eyeball opening but none of my wands hurt him (I didn't use my acid wand as I figured it would either detonate immediately and kill me or get neutralized by the water and do nothing)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How do I damage the lobster in the lake?
      If you're playing on the beta branch you can just use the Holy Lance against virtually any enemy since they have no resistance to Holy damage. I spammed it for like 10 minutes because my one-hitter projectile wand didn't do shit to it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How do I damage the lobster in the lake
      Use the vulnerablity spells. The set up i used my first time was
      Spark bolt trigger (homing,peircing, electric weakness, explosive weakness)> electric arc exploding ducks that shoot out more exploding ducks

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >email with the devs multiple years ago asking about the beta branch for GOG
    >they give me the beta password because it's supposed to be public access anyway
    >they email me again last weekend because they forgot if they got back to me
    >say everything's fine, as long as the most recent version of the beta is from december
    >almost immediately, there is a new beta branch on GOG to update to
    Devs are based.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it is
    >no mods
    >no music
    >creepypasta reading and the like running on youtube in the background
    Nothing else is needed for a comfy time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Insanely cringe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        based

        A man too based for this board

        cringe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A man too based for this board

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A man too based for this board

      based

      Insanely cringe

      based
      [...]
      cringe

      cringe

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In traditional roguelikes you’d play for years without a win. When you finally got that win it was a monumental achievement you never forget. Now gayoots just mod out all the hard parts so they can mindlessly win and move on to the next slop. Gaming is genuinely dead.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Circle of Vigour ruins this game irreparably.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Circle of vigour has killed me so many times man. I just cum my pants and use it right away, forgetting about concentrated spells

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing i would add or change to the game would be an option to disable the blaring red pulses during low health. Otherwise it's fine.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noita is boring if you start with TWWE every run
    Gold disappearing is a fun mechanic that incentivizes risk taking.
    t. 12% win rate at ~600 runs. If I made a fresh save my win rate would probably be like 70%.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best streak?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        11 or 12

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TWWE should at the very least be guaranteed to appear in the final shop. there is nothing more annoying than going 6+ parallel worlds and still not being able to edit wands on the fly

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Edit wands everywhere mod
    I'll permit it.
    >Start with water potion mod
    I'll permit it.
    >Gold never disappears mod
    lmao no, but mostly because that perk is a lag trap.
    >More shop mod
    No.
    >Savescumming at every holy mountain by quitting and copying the save data to prevent deletion in case of death
    Fricking pussy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually a sensible post on Ganker
      Let's see how long until roguelike troony cultists bleed menacingly at you for the sin of having a brain.

      First one is already protesting. Go replay the mines for the 6 gorillionth time, NPC.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Go replay the mines for the 6 gorillionth time
        Have you tried aquiring skill?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen everything without any of that. I even found all 33 orbs on my own and before guiding powder was in the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post hours played or you still follow under what OP said

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played since day 1 EA when none of those mods even existed.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what keeps drawing you back in?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I even found all 33 orbs on my own and before guiding powder was in the game.
      Same. b***hes don't know how good they have it.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I would have liked noita more if it had more run to run improvements. Just make edit wands anywhere a talent you could pick up after x number of runs or maybe when you find some of the earlier secrets. It's a fun game, but some runs are just such non-starters it can be frustrating to get going sometimes and is the reason everybody just savescummed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "bad" starts are more fun

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the first 1500 times, sure.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it’s almost awesome how you get run to run improvements in the form of knowledge. Like once you know ways to utilize the worm egg you can grab that, once you know about the three free orbs at the start you can get +75 HP every run, you can go get the special wand in the lake cabin every run, etc. problem is that all these things take way too fricking long to do.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are a lot of in-game run to run improvements, aside from your knowledge of wandcrafting and points of interest. You've got unlocked spells from orbs, unlocked spells from bosses, certain astrological changes, and most usefully activation of the Portal Room, that works even in parallel worlds.
      >problem is that all these things take way too fricking long to do
      A fair price for an easier game start

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to actually play noita
    1) Don't play noita
    2) If you got memed into buying it by finnshit shills refund it
    3) If refund is not possible uninstall and delete from library
    4) Tell finnshit shils to go back to discord and /indie/ any time they try to rope more people into buying it

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I require tips on how to improve my wands.
    >Wand 1
    Don't really care for more damage (except for the part where it's fricking useless against anything like the Leviathan) but surely there's some way to cut down on the gorillion gorillion modifiers? I'd just like it to not be an eyesore if it makes sense. Taking 4x More Love was a mistake, there's literally zero reason to use it anymore besides bosses
    >Wand 2 and 3
    I'm a little concerned with warping into poly but I want to combine teleporting with digging and I have literally no idea how. Could probably do away with all the refreshes too? Anyway I have access to all major wand building tools besides another Omega and Wand Refresh so help me pls. Also
    >heard Limatoukka can give you Tier 10 wands with 30+ slots
    >beeline for it
    >gives me nothing but garbo
    I hate this game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >damage wand
      take off one of the damage+ and replace it with a Mu. Add speedups as necessary
      >travel wand
      there's a wand that uses black hole with timers + nolla, and a teleport bolt inside it also with nolla

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mu
        Amazing suggestion, will definitely try this next.

        Why not go to sky biomes, try to find divide by 10 and divide by 4, swap them in place of quadruple spell, and use only 1 triplicate bolt?

        >Divide by 10
        Don't have this unlocked yet. Could Greed Rock actually kill me at this point or is it a complete non-issue like Cursed Rock? Might attempt it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you can tank standing on cursed rock you are going to be fine with the greed variant

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          With that amount of health and also Circle of Vigor, it should be a non-issue. Just clear a pathway to the Tower directly so you don't curse up the whole world and make it ugly

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Could Greed Rock actually kill me at this point
          Greed Rock won't be much of an issue. It's the Greed Liquid that will frick you up regardless of how much HP you have. If you have a source of infinite healing, you won't have any issues.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >(except for the part where it's fricking useless against anything like the Leviathan)
      wouldn't you melt the leviathan with weakness to projectiles? haven't played this game in more than a year but you just need a machine gun and weakness to projectiles to kill literally everything in this game except for the Master of Masters

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        For some reason it didn't do jackshit to him, I had to whip out the Holy Lance and begrudgingly hit him for 44 damage a pop.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        For some reason it didn't do jackshit to him, I had to whip out the Holy Lance and begrudgingly hit him for 44 damage a pop.

        They changed that modifier in the beta to not work on enemies that are totally immune to that damage. So the Lukki's will also be immune.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can actually damage the big purple Lukkis with it (am also playing in beta) so I'm not sure what gives.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wouldn't you melt the leviathan with weakness to projectiles?
        In the normalgay build, it causes his own projectiles to kill him, denying you the kill credit. In the beta, it can't be used against enemies that are immune to a damage type

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not go to sky biomes, try to find divide by 10 and divide by 4, swap them in place of quadruple spell, and use only 1 triplicate bolt?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stack 2x gold and get 2.1 billion so it becomes infinite and you can use gold to power freely (the damage bonus caps out at like 4k but it's still a lot more than all of those heavy shots) also use mu to dupe modifiers like the other anon said.
      I would also use bouncing burst instead of triplicate shot to make use of the speed mechanic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I would also use bouncing burst instead of triplicate shot to make use of the speed mechanic.
        I already used accelerating Bouncing Bursts once. I love the W I D E Damage Field effect on them but I didn't even get a fraction of the damage I'm getting now so I don't think it's worth changing. Maybe I will use it again on a future good run.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >glowing hearts
    >glowing chests
    bit of cheating but i like being able to spot hearts and chests
    also sometimes:
    >seed changer
    if i want to replay a particular seed or try something interesting that is only possible in very rare seeds

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the tools to decrease recoil from wands were more common.

    I always end up with a wand shooting a single spark bolt that trigger something like always crit, blood to power, divided by X homing infestation with piercing. Wand fast spammable wand for big damage? Well If you don't have the perk or quite rare spell, you propel yourself backwards in time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Recoil Damper is insanely rare for some goddamn reason. 8 Parallel Worlds later and I've only found a single one. Anyway, you can just get the Low Recoil perk which has a far bigger effect than Recoil Damper, and just take Pinpointer to offset the decreased projectile speed (I think you can disable the laser in the files too if you don't want it so there's literally no downsides).

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never live to see the eye puzzle solved

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the path of exile addon
    It added a a ton of new wand mods
    I also liked the mod that made it so you could combine low level spells together to make higher damage versions of the early spells.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot the mod that prevents worms from fricking up the mountains.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beginner problem, just learn to kick statue into Steve. By the 4th temple you should be able to deal with Big Steve anyway.

      Recoil Damper is insanely rare for some goddamn reason. 8 Parallel Worlds later and I've only found a single one. Anyway, you can just get the Low Recoil perk which has a far bigger effect than Recoil Damper, and just take Pinpointer to offset the decreased projectile speed (I think you can disable the laser in the files too if you don't want it so there's literally no downsides).

      Had same situation last god run. One Recoil Dampener in 6th PW in NG+. I WANT to build magical miniguns, but the game doesn't want me to do it.

      I require tips on how to improve my wands.
      >Wand 1
      Don't really care for more damage (except for the part where it's fricking useless against anything like the Leviathan) but surely there's some way to cut down on the gorillion gorillion modifiers? I'd just like it to not be an eyesore if it makes sense. Taking 4x More Love was a mistake, there's literally zero reason to use it anymore besides bosses
      >Wand 2 and 3
      I'm a little concerned with warping into poly but I want to combine teleporting with digging and I have literally no idea how. Could probably do away with all the refreshes too? Anyway I have access to all major wand building tools besides another Omega and Wand Refresh so help me pls. Also
      >heard Limatoukka can give you Tier 10 wands with 30+ slots
      >beeline for it
      >gives me nothing but garbo
      I hate this game.

      I'd swap the orbit larpa for freeze charge on black hole.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just need the first two mods.
    Dumber mod I like to add though is the random starting loadout due to my shit rng on finding good early spell variety.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pity you anon for robbing yourself out of all the fun of this game.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    noita could have been so much more if they spent time adding new areas and stuff instead of wasting time with the CRYPTIC SECRETS NOBODY WILL EVER DISCOVER bullshit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did add more areas and stuff. We already have new biomes, bosses, materials, and mechanics in the beta build

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet the the west of the tree still has fricking nothing but a giant icy pit. And don't even get me started on the areas surrounding the Vault, instead of a cool mini biome it just has yet another goddamn fungal cavern the size of my right nut.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game sucks and no amount of mods is going to fix that. The game lacks content and any content that might have been cool has been hidden away so you need to spend 2 hours digging or 2 hours flying in the air to reach the crumb of content. The main stages are extremely repetitive and badly generated.
    Basic interactions suck. Making wands sucks and makes very little sense. Potions suck as you have very little inventory space and every potion is just a waste to use. Shit moron mechanics like alchemy that you can experience only by gathering every element and throwing it together and then restarting until something reacts.
    The game is shit. The devs just built a playable demo for a falling sand game and then gave up. A competent dev needs to pick this up and make a proper game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they'll make it more like a snoylent game next time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly? This post is 100% true
      game is still worth for playing the main route but besides that the game kinda sucks ass and is only fun because its novel

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get 200 gold minimum for a single reroll on the first HM, beeline for the exit after that
    >skip the Fungal Caverns
    >crumble the FRICK out of those HMs if necessary
    >once you have literally anything that can be used for digging, head to the Desert music machine and dig straight down
    >???
    >profit
    Going to the Overgrown Caverns as early as possible has increased my success rates so goddamn much (except that time the tiny respawning floating mushrooms instagibbed me the instant I left the tunnel). Fungal Caverns are a complete meme and a waste of time in comparison, I don't even bother with it anymore.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Edit wands everywhere mod
    a little unbalanced, might be better to spawn it in the first holy mountain imo
    with water potion mod
    skill issue
    >>Gold never disappears mod
    based, might cause frame issues tho
    >>More shop mod
    eh
    at every holy mountain
    based timesaver

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name a better early game crutch perk than this. You literally can't. I'm actually incredibly averse to crutch perks but I love this fricker so much.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Savescumming at every holy mountain
    You can just alt+f4 on the death screen and restart the game and it'll only set you back a couple of minutes instead of the last holy mountain. Also no need to copy and restore save files.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >edit wands
    You telling me you're so bad you can't kill master of masters for the editing stone?
    >water potion
    you always start with a potion, pour it out and get water moron
    >gold never disappears
    enjoy your single digit fps
    >more shop
    if you can't work with what you get you're moronic
    >savescumming with backups
    lol, lmao even

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    300 hours later and I still don't know how the frick to fight the Wand Connoisseur, cheese strats or not. This fricker actually polymorphed me twice on my current run and I feared every second of this stupid moron fight.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He copies your projectiles so use homing plasma inside a trigger spell to make him melt himself. Have teleport wand to gtfo or ambrosia for invincibility when the plasma multiplies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      his shield always invalidated most of my methods to kill him. what eventually worked for me was
      >plasma cutter
      >fast cast so it's spammable
      >cut a tunnel from the floor of the orb to the pit
      >trigger boss and run into hole
      >as soon as boss approaches entrance, spam plasma cutters and start retreating down the hole
      this works for alchemist too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I play a long run, I usually just go to him from the start, kill him using tablets and check the wands he is carrying.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easiest method is a homing modifier + mist projectile (or another lasting projectile that doesn't deal damage directly) + damge field.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1: Shoot 1 (one) spark bolt w/ trigger containing plasma beam cross at him.
      2: Get the frick away as fast as you can and don't look back.
      3: When the lag clears up he's dead, go back and collect your loot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easiest way is to get him to commit suicide with his copied spells. However, it's more reliable to just build a wand that deals heavy damage in one shot so he can't put his shield up. It's worth noting that he runs away like a little b***h when you've got a berserkium stain

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the sellhole mod, it makes the economy easier early on without just giving away gold.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Optimal way to play Noita
    >literally just cheat

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've played this game for a few hundred hours and don't understand the lore at all, but here is my high level, probably completely wrong, quick rundown of it. can someone tell me how wrong I am?
    >the hisi went to some place digging for gold
    >accidently discovered magic / gods instead
    >they developed and split into factions (techno morons, one trick spell morons, wanna be gods morons, turn thyself into a pickle (worm, something else) morons
    >some of them did a really good job in their respective fashion and became the bosses we fight
    >others got so fricked and mutated with failed experiments they turned into the generic dungeon monsters
    >infighting ensues and there is some regression, they are effectively at a standstill, no progress is being made towards reaching the gods
    and then noita shows up, genocides everyone and becomes master of the universe

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stack More Love
    >poly juice stops being a problem instantly (as long as you don't move too much)
    That's the moment when I realized Poly is a necessity and maybe the game actually needs more shit like it and not less.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Optimal way to waste Time
    if you use cheats why do you play the game at all??? You better be off to watch a playthrough on youtube. OP is fricking raterded

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There really should be a Master that causes your wand to shuffle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up. just shut the frick up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I suggested that in thread, once, along with a master who temporarily cuts your held-wand's spell slots in half, dropping the spells everywhere, and was told I was being too sadistic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        having the spells drop is sadistic but making it cut the slots in half would be cool. A good counter to breaking OP wands.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start new game
    >if there's no potion shop on level 1, restart
    >if there is a potion shop on level 1, throw a bomb in it
    >watch the unholy concoction dissolve the entire level and kill everything in its patch
    >haha funny
    >restart
    This is my preferred way to play Noita.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a 'standard' approach to advanced runs? I've beaten the boss a couple of times and even had a few runs where I managed to explore some of the side stuff. However, 95% of my runs just don't give me the equipment I'd need to branch off the standard path.
    There has to be a more reliable way that to hope that I get extremely lucky.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      >get 200 gold minimum for a single reroll on the first HM, beeline for the exit after that
      >skip the Fungal Caverns
      >crumble the FRICK out of those HMs if necessary
      >once you have literally anything that can be used for digging, head to the Desert music machine and dig straight down
      >???
      >profit
      Going to the Overgrown Caverns as early as possible has increased my success rates so goddamn much (except that time the tiny respawning floating mushrooms instagibbed me the instant I left the tunnel). Fungal Caverns are a complete meme and a waste of time in comparison, I don't even bother with it anymore.

      . Overgrown Caverns are actually much safer to explore than the Fungal Caverns (and most importantly, not a fricking pain in the ass to navigate) even without any immunities so there's literally NO reason to not go there as soon as you can.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just gotta explore everything. just don't get hit, bro.
      unlocks to help a lot, but they're entirely unnecessary.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually NOT exploring everything helps. The Mines are worthless, zero reason to explore the whole place at the beginning of any run.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          there's plenty of breakouts that are really easy with stuff you can find in the mines.
          you are breaking out of every holy mountain, right, anon?

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT'S THE BRIDGE AND BUILDING ON THE MOUNTAIN IN THE DISTANCE FOR

    I NEED TO KNOW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Solve the eyes and you may find out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Archdragon Peak

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deepest lore

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw exploring the Wizard's Den in the dark at the very beginning of a god run
    Probably one of the stupidest vidya things I've ever fricking done while being fully aware of my actions. I gave up and ran like a b***h upon finding a locked room with two poly mages and some other guys clearly visible in it.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >accidentally get some fire on the surface of water into my flask, all my water turns into steam
    >some dripping snow/ice gets into my flask, Invisibilium is fricking gone
    I regret ever asking for this mechanic. Alchemy will not never be a meme and that fricking sucks in a game whose themes revolve around it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Certified skill issue

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sometimes polymorphed entities will have the Sheep meter above their heads, sometimes they have the Flummoxium one and most of the time nothing at all
    Is this broken?

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I move the Sun? I lost my one single Kuu hours and hours ago in some parallel world.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think there might be another item besides kuu, or even the bullet repulsion perk might work

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      black holes. a lot of 'em.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think there might be another item besides kuu, or even the bullet repulsion perk might work

      There is: the note block in the temple to the left of snowy chasm can move it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about field spells, can they push the sun around?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No idea, tbh. I know Circle of buoyancy doesn't affect the sun, but I don't know about projectile gravity field. Can't see why it would tho.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The music note item does the same effect as the Kuu regarding the Sun. You can also make use of Karl the Mighty, First of its Name, Mover of Suns, and Friend to All

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I want is when I pick up a health boost to also heal that many hit points

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    garbage game with inconsistent mechanics

    1 pixel of fire sets you on fire

    but you need 100 pixels of water to pour on yourself to get rid f that 1 pixel of fire

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf I flicked a tiny cigarette onto my drapes and now my whole house is on fire, and then the fire truck had to use a thousand gallons of water to put it out, this game is broken

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My biggest grievance is that water literally does NOT put out fires on terrain and objects. You could throw a flask of water at a chest and it will not put out the goddamn fire.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why yes, I use sawblade spells, how could you tell?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based 'Press LMB to die instantly' enjoyer

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just had my first crash
    NO NO NO NO NO FRICK YOU

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Edit wands everywhere mod
    Completely unnecessary
    >the rest of these
    Gotcha, its all bait

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Edit wands everywhere mod
    There's a frick ton of ways to edit wands without relying on a crutch
    >Start with water potion mod
    You're just screwing yourself out of decent starting potions. Water is easy to get anyways
    >Gold never disappears mod
    It's clear you suck at the game if you haven't gotten far enough for this to be an active detriment
    >More shop mod
    There's perks that do this for you
    >Savescumming at every holy mountain by quitting and copying the save data to prevent deletion in case of death
    This eliminates the pressure for you to git gud.

    But fine, if you really need something to not die constantly, here's something you can accomplish mid-game that will make your runs go much smoother when shifting to endgame fun. You can even turn your plasma beams into personal mediguns.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, that's some next level noita'ing

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gold never disappears mod
    >More shop mod
    >Savescumming at every holy mountain by quitting and copying the save data to prevent deletion in case of death
    These aren't quality of life, it's just cheating.
    Having EwE just means you don't have to backtrack to a holy mountain every time (backtracking implies you've already cleared the area and there's literally no threat to your run while doing so) and starting with water means you don't have to begin each run by spending 30 seconds dumping out your potion and refilling it.
    If a mod pretending to be QoL does more than save time, it's cheating.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've beaten the final boss and gotten the Midas ending like 6 times because I refuse to look on the wiki for hints on how to get the secret endings. I've also installed 0 mods.

    What do I do?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are hints scattered about. you just gotta explore everywhere.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've explored the desert area, some of the red caves to the far right of the maps and found tablets occasionally but I genuinely can't piece them together.

        I feel like is need unlimited blackhole spells just to explore around vanilla

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          pretty much, yeah.
          if you want barely a hint, go far left of the mines.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're absolutely correct. Don't forget to use the vidya devs for instant warping. You'll thank me later.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read, homie, read the tablets

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will I get my cool amulet with a red gem for doing the 33 Orbs BEFORE Pacifist or am I fricked?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need 34 for that, i believe.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game crashes
    >backgrounds in some surface areas are now gone, no biggie
    >but this also includes the beautiful hut I placed in the main world's dungeon entrance
    >they even took the furniture away
    AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be careful with empty spaces in glitched saves. You can softlock yourself in empty holy mountain pits. Some spots can also instant-crash the game and make the save even worse.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i always start up a run when i see a thread, and then the thread always dies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silly anon, everyone knows you're not meant to play vidya when you're on Ganker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP here. I got sick of making positive threads which die instantly so I just took a negative one from 2022 in the archive and it actually lived. This is Ganker so I am not surprised, of course.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Threadly reminder to disable steam cloud save for this game and to save every couple parallel worlds

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know that shudder that happens sometimes randomly when you're exploring the overworld?
    what is that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frickery is afoot whenever you collect orbs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nature, Magic, and Technology are unstable when fused together in the same world, so sometimes fissures pop up and resettle. It's best not to worry too hard, unless you're standing under something heavy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're probably imagining things. I'm sure it's just a gas explosion down in the mines somewhere.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There should be some bullshit achievement for keeping all your worlds as clean and undestroyed as possible. What I've done to my main world makes me a little sad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that what the 33 orbs ending is for ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone please enlighten me, is the ruckus I'm causing carrying over to new games or something?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That depends. Did you anger the gods?

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uses mods for xyz
    >doesn't use respawn mods
    Wut
    No mod is really needed, EWE just ensures that every 99% of runs can break out from the standard path instead of 75% of runs. Shop mod does the same thing really. There is a miniscule chance that EWE won't be in your perk pool, so you find it eventually anyway.
    >gold never disappears
    You avoid that perk like the plague if you are planning on heading to alternate worlds for a very good reason. And that reason is it will crash your game.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me with my note wand equipped with divide by 10 gold to power, resting on my pile of infinite gold

    I think only mod I'm considering (besides new enemies / biomes kinda stuff) is bags of many. I like being able to try different builds on longer runs to keep it fresh but it's annoying hoarding things especially through NG+ cycles.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd fully use a bag mod if mods didn't disable cheevos and the workaround didn't seem to be kill at least for the beta branch. Not having enough space for spells (no, getting multiple Wands of Multitude does not help because all the experimentation happens at the start of the game) is a major detriment.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick is the Dark Moon? The wiki says it's under the first Temple of the Art layer in Hell but there's jackshit here. Also can I do the Moon quests after creating the Suns by just moving them away?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just found out my Dark Moon fricking despawned
      Man frick this game. Also this stupid fricking quest clearly does NOT account for the fact you only carry four goddamn items at a time. Double FRICK this game.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >become ubermage during long run
    >suddenly polymorph

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get four stacks of More Love and you're pretty much unkillable AS LONG as you don't touch any enemies, since some stuff like mushrooms and the hell crystals will keep their proximity attacks.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So cheating?
    Whats the point
    Shit game by design

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else like going for win streaks in nightmare mode?

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get powerful enough to wreck the temple of the art
    >climb back up and kill mystery homie for the greek alphabet
    >travel to a parallel world and obliterate it
    >realize this is it
    >throw myself into lava
    This game portrays well the concept of emptiness once you've achieved and conquered the world.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all the content left is literally checklist-tier achievements for stupid shit
      I know this feel too well.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Factually not true.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >made the Gods afraid by damaging myself with Blood to Power while submerged slime
    It's just a tiny chunk of my half million HP but this spooked me a bit.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Optimal
    Holy shit, modern gamers are so fricking cringe.
    > Gotta maximize my rate of content consumption so that I can move onto the next game asap.
    Might as well save time and just edit the game files so that you are taken to the 'You Win' screen on start-up - cause that's your primary concern, right?

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tips on grinding gold to get to infinity? Just murder the Hell biome with tons of Greed stacked? I took the Trick Blood Money perk to get it out from rerolls so I can't rely on setups for trick kills.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think so, it'll be a lot slower without the multiplier from stacking Trick Greed + trick kills I would think. Just stack Greed as many times as you can, go down to hell, and farm away.
      Don't take the Gold Lasts Forever perk, your game will lag like fricking crazy.
      Not sure if there's some other trick to it, would be interested to hear.

      This is far enough from your situation it's probably not even helpful but I went from like 2mil to infinite (2.1bil) in like 5 minutes in NG+3 hell with like 4 Greed and like 4 Trick Greed perks, just unleashing accelerating homing rocks and swimming like Scrooge McDuck. In NG or lower NG+ cycles, no Trick Greed or trick kills, and fewer Greed perks it'll probably take a lot longer.
      Started this run to take it all the way through NG+28, feel like I got pretty lucky getting all the money perks in relatively few parallel worlds in NG without breaking the reroll machine or anything like that.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >damage is capped instead of increasing with its lifetime
    Name a more fricking worthless spell.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You may have a point here

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noita is a dishonest game.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's his fricking problem?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      (You).

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