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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    did that monstrosity improve any 3ds vidya gayms

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All I can think of is Snake Eater 3D and the Monster Hunter games

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it worked for Kid Icarus Uprising, too.

        Even if the game didn’t support it, it definitely made the 3DS easier to hold for big hand gays like myself. But I played a lot of Monster Hunter, so the extra stick was great for me.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Kid Icarus Uprising
          It only gave you the option to use the right stick instead of the left stick for left-handed people

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        did that monstrosity improve any 3ds vidya gayms

        snake eater, MH, and RE Revelations
        Oh and uh Kid Icarus

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure it was required for kid icarus

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn't play the game
        see

        >Kid Icarus Uprising
        It only gave you the option to use the right stick instead of the left stick for left-handed people

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          no I didn't because kid icarus sucks

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            kid icarus is a troubling game. it's a fun game, that sucks to play. I finally reached a somewhat flow state in the game with the first fight against dark pit...but then Iegit stopped playing the game for like a month cuz it was genuinely annoying for my fingers and ached more than any game had ever made my fingers ache

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I dropped the game around the same point because I felt like my hand was going to break. Only I didn't play it again for years. But when I replayed it and pushed beyond that point I ended up getting used to it. And not "learn to tolerate the discomfort" used to it but "learn to play it reasonably comfortably". It's the only game I've ever played that I think should have had a tutorial on how to hold the controller, or in this case console.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      monster hunter

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got the Circle Pad Pro used for like 5 bux, it made 4U playable. In fact I still kept it on for other games even when it wasn't supported because of how comfortable it was.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember it actually feeling surprisingly similar to a PS2 controller

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luigi Mansion 1 and 2

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally the only good thing about Majora's Mask 3D was being able to have freecam with that attached, it was really nice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      metal gear solid 3 and ace combat were practically unplayable without it

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh yeah

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pre-smartphone years were pretty wild

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        man i miss those little portable TVs so much.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is actually pretty based on the era of analog broadcasts because you could basically watch TV wirelessly which was unheard of and would have required lugging a CRT, antennae, and power generator. Meanwhile game gear LCD + antenna + batteries was all you needed.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Assuming you had an infinite supply of batteries in your pocket.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you could basically watch TV wirelessly which was unheard of
          these things were all over the place back in the day

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish ATSC wasn't such a piece of shit and things like those old pocket TVs could come back (but for ATSC of course)

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            My parents had one of these leftover from the 80s. I used to hook my N64 up to it, and play wayne gretzky's 3d hockey for the lulz

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just had a moron moment where I wanted to look for one to watch TV easily like I did as a kid but then remembered that I have a fricking smartphone

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It probably wouldn't pick up channels anymore, with the whole digital switch and all.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon, my family had a b&w portable TV in the early 80s, they weren't new technology by the time the GG and Turbo Express TV tuners came out.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when my local kmart closed a few years ago they brought a bunch of shit they had sitting in the back and put it out on the shelves and they had the pelican tv tuner for gba. I didn't bother getting it since it was still full price and probably wouldnt have rang up anyways.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        man i miss those little portable TVs so much.

        Reminds me of those GBA carts that had like 1-2 episodes of tv shows in 140p

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          so fricking good, those and VideoNow

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is this?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a GPS for people who couldn't afford a Garmin but had a PSP

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember begging my mom for a DS Lite because I thought this came with it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want more gps/real world map based games

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would if they weren't mostly just reskins of the same game

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The MonHun one just came out

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    And then it was rendered obsolete by the New 3DS just a few years later

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rendered obsolete by the shitty little c-stick
      No it wasn't.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get new 3ds
    problem solved
    >BIGGEST JOKE OF THE YEAR
    >THE OUYA!

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >relies on infrared
    What the frick were they thinking?
    On a related note, I still don't know how the frick to use the c-stick. Do you press down on the edges or do you push it from the opposite side?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure it's the only thing for the 3ds that uses that infrared sensor

      Makes me wonder why they didn't just save the money and put an extra stick instead

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the only thing for the 3ds that uses that infrared sensor
        Don't the VC pokemon games use it for trades?
        >why they didn't just save the money and put an extra stick instead
        Not enough space underneath on the PCB.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        IR receivers are small and dirt cheap. There's a reason they used to be everywhere.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You lightly tilt it. No it won't physically move.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ever use a nipple mouse on old laptops? It's like that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it's not. clit mouse actually moves a bit, and it doesn't fricking warp as you use it.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goatse.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ugliest console ever made

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted one of these so bad growing up, I never realized how shitty they were

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man I miss kiDickarus
      Playing some LvD all night long with anons was great

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always found the game more comfortable without the stand

      Man I miss kiDickarus
      Playing some LvD all night long with anons was great

      It was comfy as frick going around with my OP weapons fricking up japanese names online
      In hindsight my australian lag probably gave me an advantage

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The absolute rape you could cause with a strong Magnus Club and a few dozens of miliseconds of ping was incredible. Wonderful memories of forward-dash-strong one shotting people

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          for me it was brawler claws that had speed+stamina bonuses, then using the spells that added more speed
          I just fricking ZOOMED everywhere

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know man, just greeting fricking Takeshi the manlet round a corner and killing him in one fricking hit was the funniest shit ever and I geared all my item loadout around it. ZOOMING sounds hilarious though

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the random tweaks each weapon had massively dampened the experience
        like, give us a grid like the one powers use for tweaking weapons ourselves

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had never actually seen one of these until maybe last year, and I said, "Oooh," out loud when I realized the Switch stand is almost the exact same thing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have this
      it makes kid icarus actually playable in a somewhat comfortable way

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      got mine sitting on my desk as we speak, and I use it almost daily for playing my DSi XL and 3DS

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This happened, and I don't know how this piece of junk actually did well in Japan.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Card scanning was such a big gimmick in Japan for a while

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They tried it overseas as well

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The original Amiibo

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            what are these sexuality flags????

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I recently figured out how to print cards for my e-reader. Very soulful product, too bad it bombed in the west

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          e reader was one of those things as a kid I was like "I KINDA want this but at the same time I can tell this is kinda shit..."

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally a requirement to play 3U, especially for that underwater combat

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >universal in its name
      >only used by PSP
      holy contradictions, batman

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        As in, it could be a game, or a movie, or I think they even did music releases on UMD too.
        I still remember the first time I opened a PSP case. I very momentarily tried opening the plastic around the UMD. Something about the open gap where it reads the disc gave me the idea.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sony was fully expecting to start another disc market and the PSP was going to be only the beginning. Turns out nobody liked UMDs and devices were moving towards SD and flash storage anyway.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because as we all know their previous attempts were so successful

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They were of the "we're going to keep forcing it until it works" mindset. Tech marched on and portable mini-discs were just not going to cut it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This was actually successful, just not in the US.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes, the classic "big in Japan" cope.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Europe too
                Maybe look outside of your bubble once in a while

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Outside the US, so Asia, Latin America, and Europe it sold more than CD's.

                Betamax ended up being a success in the long term as it was the tape became standard for TV stations to record video (audio was on a separate tape) worldwide including the US up until about 2000. The cassette they used was larger than the home version and the only reason it was used was it could support higher resolution video.

                The quirk was you could end up with de-synced audio, and anyone who grew up in the 90's might remember that on local broadcast stations.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They managed to force Blu-ray

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because like with Compact Disc there were other companies besides Sony involved. In fact there was an entire association behind Blu-ray.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Their failed formats had other companies involved too, even if not many

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i still want one

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have it
    love playing MGS3 with it

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Pokemon I think it was Black and White or maybe HGSS had IR sensors built into the cartridges so you could point your DS's at each other and trade quickly

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was neat for a hypothetical situation of a large gathering of pokemon players, where you could do that instead of have to sift through a huge list of names from everyone else on wireless

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That reminded me that FR/LG had wireless adapters included with them.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was cool for Kirby and the amazing mirrors

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          A game like Kirby and the Amazing Mirror with online play would be GOAT.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Couldn't it be done with the switch version?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you had more than 10 hours of MH4U, you owned one of those.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't work with N models.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, if you were playing MH4U at launch longer than 10 hours, you had one of those.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >buying an inferior version of a console to play 1 game
          not the brightest crayon in the box, are you?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it seems like I'm talking to a moron, please stop replying.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      tbh I think my brain was so good at clawing at that point I didn't need it. Plus didn't 4 have the auto lock on shit? made things a lot easier.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did 140 guild quests or whatever the frick they were called without it, I could even flawless/no-hit 140 rajang sometimes

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still can't believe tendies actually gobbled down this bullshit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still can't believe manchildren have no standards
      really?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cardboard, aka Nintendo Labo.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo Labo back in 2018

        ?si=OkHpyWalTWMcZke9
        Basically Nintendo sold you expensive cardboard boxes to play games. Tendies ate it up of course

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's honestly fricked how the Vita flipped so bad despite being the superior handheld, what the frick did Sony do to drive all the devs to Nintendo?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      comically overpriced hardware with all of one games to play on it in Persona 4 Golden

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        People were rushing to buy those PS TV things that was basically a Vita without a screen for cheap just to play P4 Golden.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Add Tales of Hearts R too.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Typing of the Dead was so much better. And funnier.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently the keyboard is bluetooth

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I used it a bunch on my PS3/PS4

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember playing the Pocket Digimon World games. The spritework was cute and soulful.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doko demo issyo had really smooth animations on it too. Shame this game was impossible to port to english.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still in awe they went through with this Wii U era patent.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This thing is dumber than THQ's uDraw tablet.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This shit looks so flimsy I feel like I can twist this shit broken with no effort.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's foldable but it only works once.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe stop being a Black person?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And had the audacity to charge $200 for it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least the wiiu tablet tried its best. It fricking sucked but it tried hard. This thing is like: if you want to give us an extra 200 bucks to play your PS5 we won't stop you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wii U tablet was actually built fairly well, had a good gyro, and great latency on it's screen. In first party titles that integrated the second screen properly, it was a great addition. The ability to just play titles on the tablet was also an interesting feature and worked without any problems. Just a couple examples, Twilight princess HD and wind waker HD made great use of the tablet as an inventory screen.

        My only regret is that I need to repair the left stick on my current tablet and obviously they only made one per fricking console, so they're hard to come by at this point.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          when i say it sucked hard I mean it sucked because it proved having a second screen wasn't that much of a benefit. Conceptually it was a very cool idea to always have your inventory or a map up but it was never necessary and not much better than having those mapped to buttons. I liked it and it tried super hard to be relevant especially in some games like fatal frame but it ultimately and sadly isn't that good in practice. It's a shame but it is what it is. The portal on the other hand doesn't even try. It's a 200 dollar tablet that can't do shit on but remote play. It's lazy garbage

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it proved having a second screen wasn't that much of a benefit
            How? The DS and 3DS were similar in this regard, were both very successful, and that feature is quite handy in lots of their games. I never owned a Wii U and only played one maybe twice so I don't know how well its games used the second screen. But I've absolutely gotten more use out of my DS's and 3DS's second screens than I've gotten out of my switch's ability to be played undocked.
            The Wii U flopped because of bad marketing. So pointing to any of its features and saying its failure proved those things sucked/didn't work doesn't make sense.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Playing MK8 using the tablet while lying in bed was max comfy. Using it as a handheld feels comfier than a Switch too.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Joycons are terrible ergonomically. Face buttons, triggers, and sticks are all too small. Not to mention there's not a great place to grip compared to the gamepad. Also a lack of a traditional dpad is a knock against the switch.

            Wii U was a great concept but needed better adoption and a more powerful central unit, nintendo dropped the ball in a couple places. I'll always vouch for it, but it had its shortcomings.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The fact that the joycons are split alone makes them one of the most comfortable for me.
              So far the only other split controllers are joycon clones and VR controllers.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mystery homie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's like that port on the back of Xbox 360 controllers. the frick did that shit do?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's for the charge and play kits

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's like that port on the back of Xbox 360 controllers. the frick did that shit do?

      It's actually just a usb port
      Doesn't even do video

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So, more storage? I'm not opposed to that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      still got my green one and it will turn on but I cant get it to scan anything

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I loved skannerz. I had agreen one but lost it a coin laundry. I think you needed the manual to reset it too. Shame a gimmick like t his will never return. Closest thing is maybe something with qr codes on a smartphone but
      >smartphones

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Smartphones really killed the gadget toy fad. Tamagotchis have gotten a bit of a resurgence, but I want these bad boys to comeback.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tamagotchis have gotten a bit of a resurgence
          They never died out in the East. Bamco's also heavily invested in some sort of fitbit called Vital Brace BE.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tamagotchis and other "pets" never really died out. I think Digimon is still going strong and now there's a "fitbit" digimon variant.I haven't tried it out myself however.

          I think going forward we'll only either have smartphone "apps" for kids or just classic low-tech toys like dolls and the like. No more little gadgets like these for our posterity, which is a shame as these were very cool to me as kid.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You won't ever see Digimon v-pets on phones. It'd make the toy gadgets redundant.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh of course, it's partly why we'll never see nintendo games on other consoles or PC (legally). It makes the hardware redundant.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          these thing seemed fricking awesome when I was a kid but I never got one and didn't know anyone that had 'em

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I had a pair and they were actually pretty cool. It was really only fun for about an hour though. The real charm to them is when you have atleast 4 of them and one of the big cubes and just watch them interact tomodachi life style. I also thought the fact that you can shake the cube and make them puke was so fricking futuristic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the only modern adaptation of this are pay to win phone games
      why oh why

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luffy will join Smash 6

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      who the hell is nami supposed to be? wii fit trainer? luffy > mario, zoro > link, usopp > yoshi, sanji > fox, chopper > kirbi, franky > dk, robin > samus, brook > marth(?), but nami > ????

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >who the hell is nami supposed to be? wii fit trainer?
        Yes

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    n3DS (regular) was the perfect handheld and I'm sad it flopped

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I like the nipple, it's not precise.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even on such a budget build the fact that Pokemon was big enough to get a separate handheld distinct from the GameBoy line that was EXCLUSIVELY for Pokemon games is one of the biggest examples of Pokemania being so massive.

      Speaking of forgotten handhelds, there's the Bandai Wonderswan which only got sold in Japan and barely got out 3.5 Million units across three separate versions of the hardware. Despite that there's a ton of exclusives for this thing in notable IPs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I recall, Nintendo actually worried about the WonderSwan and actually rushed out the GBA because of it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Almost right, they made the GBC to beat the Wonderswan out because the GBA wasn't going to be out before 2001.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And took care of Gunpei Yokoi

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Exclusive Klonoa game
        >Exclusive Ghosts n Goblins game
        >Exclusive Guilty Gear game and an iterative sequel
        >Exclusive Mystery Dungeon game
        >multiple exclusive Digimon games
        >MULTIPLE exclusive Mega Man games
        >Port of Pocket Fighter
        >Multiple Final Fantasy ports
        This shit is crazy.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hence why Nintendo feared it.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    there was some sort of plug in play kids game taht was an mmo but im starting to realize it was probably a fever dream

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ubfunkies?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Had that shit. Fun to collect but the game sucked

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        something like this but I think they were monsters? I remember a lava guy

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought this for my 3DS. I forget if it helped or not.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had one of these, was pretty neat but I also just had a portable dvd player to use instead.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still mad that the 3DSXL didn't have another circlepad. the cstick is the worst shit ever

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    these'll probably work on joycons too

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >waste money on this when you can just attach your own boiled eggs to it instead

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have to boil an egg every time before playing

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but you can use it as a gamer snack when you start getting hungry.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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    TOM CALANCY'S

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=XXBxl3gjt1_026Z3
    Still one of the funniest fricking things to come out of last generation

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This genuinely was a massive tipping point. MS fumbled the success of the 360 with a major anti-consumer move that their biggest competitor publicly mocked them for the same week. Phil Spencer recently said in an interview that 8th gen was THE worst gen to lose since now digital libraries are a big deal and getting people to switch consoles and lose their built library of digital games that would otherwise carry forward is WAY harder than it was in the 80s-00s.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, it's why backwards compatible is more important then ever as a selling point. Why would I switch to the Next Xbox and start over when say I can get a PS6 that would have all my PS5/4 stuff up there?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Xbox is doing backcompat really well though. PS5 still had to rely on a whitelist of PS4 games.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, only like 6 PS4 games don't play on PS5. SeXbox plays a lot more games with backwards compatibility, though.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did the c stick need to be a little fricking pressure nub above the face buttons when there's so much room below it for another circle pad

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        still a shit design
        nobody uses the right stick and the face buttons simultaneously on any home console

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do constantly

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you constantly switch between them
            you never have one thumb on both

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I would if I could.
              Also I use the joycons a lot and I can actually use them simultaneously thanks to the small size, even if it's a bit awkward.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss my 3ds

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