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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm out of cash.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too bud

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    uggo game

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont really feel like it

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play games made by right wing devs.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reddit zoomer memegame like undertale, fnaf, etc

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't die

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really like platformers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This except I could stomach Noita because you can float almost all the time.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    forced soul

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like pasta more

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because i found out those topping girls arent official

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i did, still my clear front runner for goty

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's by far the most repulsive looking game i've ever seen. It makes me want to gouge my eyes out just looking at it.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have no excuse. just in a sour mood i guess.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a fast paced 2D platformer inspired by the Wario Land series, with an emphasis on movement, exploration and score attack.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is Pizza Tower going through what Undertale went through where it got hijacked by literal glue eaters, making everyone else assume that the game was bad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >making everyone else assume the game was bad
      It was shilled because a shit ton of people who backed the game on patreon and had skin in the game didn't want to be "wrong" about their choice.
      As a Gankerraeli I know all about FUD, FOMO, and shilling shit that you hope to fool people with to boost your own perceived gains. You can literally watch the cycles happen the same way with shitty indies as you can with artificially pump and dumped shitcoins/rugpulls. It's fricking astonishing, actually, how similar it is.
      >Under so-called tale was "pumped" by fans hyping up a local celebrity's mediocre game
      >Omori was "pumped" by people who followed a notorious fujoshi blogger
      >Pizza Tower was "pumped" by the vidya equivalent of ICO buyers and airdrop recipients
      There are countless other examples but it's literally the same fricking shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tower
        All of this are great games, There is Fear & Hunger 1-2 and Lisa too

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fear & Hunger is forced RPG Maker slop
          Lisa is the only "good" game you shitfricks shill, and even that is selling out with a soulless remake here soon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Fear & Hunger is forced RPG Maker slop
            is really really fun

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            your taste is shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Undertale's patreon backers were a bunch of homestuck nerds who were perfectly happy to keep it small and localized. It was israelitetubers and furries who made undertale the moneyprinting monolith it became.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing about the gameplay itself

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you have sludge instead of brains

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit like this are what convinced me that you people over Ganker are a bunch of moron tourists from Ganker who have never actually played any video games.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dave the diver is better

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most forced fotm I've seen in decades.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if these shills are paid well, I've seen so many dave the diver threads and recs but not a single webm.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a troony game

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    forced soul

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always hated the 90s cartoon aesthetic of ren&stimpy and the likes evenas a kid. I don't like it one but more now as an adult so the design is actively off-putting for me.

    I grew up with the looney toons of the 60s, flintstones, Tom&Jerry. Born in '86 btw

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too many other games to play. I'll get around to this one eventually at some point.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Safe soul

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    but i have, and i've 101% completed it
    it's one of the best games ever made

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly used to believe that forced soul is a meaningless buzzword, until I saw this game. Nothing describe this shit except forced soul.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kay

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30k overwhelmingly positive reviews
    >people here still think the praise of this game is some discord psyop

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you read the reviews? Most of them are bots who are probably just friends of the dev

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Friends of the devs? Knowing the devs, they probably wrote the reviews themselves, using alt accounts.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like shit

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there was more Pizza Tower discussion here, but I do understand that there's already been tons of discussion already and there isn't much else to talk about.
    The Toppin girls, the OC, the mods, the fangames, all of it was tons of fun to witness, and I hope that if and when this game gets new stuff to talk about, there'll be a resurgence of Pizza Tower threads with new stuff to discuss.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shitty 2d graphics are gay.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im gonna fricka da pizza

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive never been so repulsed by the artstyle

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of 2D platformers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm tired of 2D platformers.
      Play other games???

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      must be nice, because im not when 95% of them are shitty metroidvanias instead of what I want.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe people compare Pizza Tower to Wario Land.
    After playing 3 out of curiosity, they literally could not be more different. For one, Pizza Tower actually controls well and doesn't go out of its way to frick you like this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a beautiful sequence.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >webm
      maybe you're just moronic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you actually make that webm?
      10/10 on that looping

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you actually make that webm?
      10/10 on that looping

      >it wasn't actually looping
      oh no

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >£11 on sale
    still too much, sorry but indie devs are getting too greedy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game should be more expensive is TOO high quality

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's really weird seeing anons say stupid shit like this. It's like you weren't alive a few years ago when all indie games were a couple of dollars. Now you simp for $50 indie games.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >price indie game at $5
          >people don't buy because they assume it's cheap
          >wait for 99c sale
          >price indie game at $30
          >people assume the quality is better and buy
          >people buy in droves for the $20 steam sale
          psychology, anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        10 years ago, you'd be able to play shit like this on Newgrounds for FREE. killing flash was a mistake

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Show me one 6-10 hour long flash game with additional secrets, unlockable content, and replayability that could make that time last even longer.

          Hard mode - no The Binding of Isaac

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gemcraft

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Gemcraft
              https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/13292/GemCraft_Bundle/

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a meme game to me and Ganker always gives bad recommendations. I was shilled HiFi Rush and turns out the game was garbage.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I was shilled HiFi Rush
      absolute masterpice of a game

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lets talk about more games that people should play

    Buy the game is getting more FREE STUFF
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/603960/Monolith/

    Buy Lisa before the price goes up
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/335670/LISA_The_Painful/

    Buy Rayman Origins
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/207490/Rayman_Origins/

    AND

    Rayman Legends
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/242550/Rayman_Legends/

    ATO is a great Metroidvania
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1096180/Ato/

    Lone Fungus Metroidvania Explore
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1674780/Lone_Fungus/

    Rolling Gunner great Shmup
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1456470/Rolling_Gunner/

    Cheap Genesis Kino
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/449610/Monster_Boy_and_the_Cursed_Kingdom/

    So Cheap and so good
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/368340/CrossCode/

    3D PLataformer VERY cheap
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1701800/Lunistice/
    https://store.steampowered.com/curator/41767295

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Voidigo isn't on sale but it's good.
      >no mention of Downwell
      >Rayman Legends/Origins
      Does it stick you up and make you install that horrendous Uplay launcher?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        origins doesn't use uplay, legends does but since ubisoft pulled the plug on the online services last year you can crack/pirate it and it'll make zero functional difference

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pirated
    >played
    >finished first world
    >decided i didn't like the speedtroony sections at the end of each level
    >quit
    >uninstalled
    >stopped thinking about it
    simple as

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Love the soundtrack
    >Looks like I'll love the gameplay
    >Ooga booga FNAF level bullshit ruining an otherwise perfect game
    >"If you aren't playing for P-Ranks, you shouldn't be playing!" - Ganker
    So I sit at a crossroads. Should I buy it while it's on sale, or do I just watch speedrunners with weaponized autism do the game since I know I suck?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun to stroll through it in your own pace, and if you end up actually enjoying it and wanting more, then you can try to git gud instead of going balls-deep into ranks and achievements

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ooga booga FNAF level bullshit ruining an otherwise perfect game
      What do you mean?

      >"If you aren't playing for P-Ranks, you shouldn't be playing!" - Ganker
      Playing the game regularly is fun but provides no challenge whatsoever and it's also a bit on the short side which is why people are telling you to play for ranks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ooga booga FNAF level bullshit ruining an otherwise perfect game
        >What do you mean?

        Mentally (and sometimes physically) underaged morons making up le spooky dramatic deep lore because they can't fathom that stuff can just be funny and absurd.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mentally (and sometimes physically) underaged morons making up le spooky dramatic deep lore because they can't fathom that stuff can just be funny and absurd.
          Because it IS funny and absurd?
          You literally get a shotgun in the second half of the same stage just to destroy all those knock-off FNaF/Chuck E. Cheese robot things that have been chasing you for the sake of being "le funny reference I clap at" one-shot enemies

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            My bad, I didn't realize he was talking about the actual level, and not the level of fnaf-esque game theory bullshit some people spew about this game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entire point of the game is it is playable at any pace. You literally can't die. The pizza time sequences give you a ton of time (remember, the timer has to be long enough to do it twice over). You don't HAVE to p rank or anything. Just enjoy playing.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i play it right now and it's gud
    also frick no-dmg bloodsauce dungeon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just do the achievement on their own runs, no reason to go fast whilst trying to do some stupid shit like take no damage/kill every mob/destroy every block

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        when i went in to get the chef tasks for BSD, i slowed down to get the achevements.
        you can still get hit (from normal enemies) just be weary.
        i had a forkknight in the dark area ruin my run on the return trip.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I p ranked that level last night and never had much trouble from taking damage, but the fricking escape sequence.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to play DAVE THE DIVER and TO THE TOP^tm before I enjoy PIZZA TOWER. Wow it is great to be a gamer!

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I typically ignore games with irritatingly vocal fanbases like undertale, omori, pizza tower to name a few. I don't care how good or bad they actually are, but if a mass of people will not shut up about them, that means it's highly likely it's just mediocre and these people treat said games as a part of their personality.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I've never played wario land, seems pointless to play a game inspired by it.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    %50 off or no buy

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was hoping for a wario land clone and then the dude redesigned it to be more of a speedrun thing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently the whole thing got rebooted in early 2020 to focus on Mach Dash mechanic rather than on combat or puzzles, because the playtesting guys thought "it didn't flow well". You can notice that when comparing Patreon demos released before and after the first half of 2020

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pirated it and dropped it. It didn't support my official Xbox controller. Literally couldn't finish the tutorial because jumping would cancel the dash. It's a known issue. If a dev can't do the bare minimum of Xbox controller support they aren't getting my time or money.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn’t that fixed in a update a while ago?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe. But there's so many games out there. If I can't play it once then it can get fricked. It gives me zero faith in the developer.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If I can't play it once then it can get fricked. It gives me zero faith in the developer.
          so you don't play games?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've been playing video games since 89. There's literally thousands I haven't played yet. I don't need to waste time on poorly designed games

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              so you don't play games go it

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer warioland 3 to 4, by a lot and i'm worried i wont enjoy it all that much

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can learn to enjoy it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        my uncle said that about anal but I still don't enjoy it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          he is just bad at it

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough time and I already have a bunch of games I want to play this summer, don't think I'd have time for it.
    But it is in the backburner, I plan to play it at some point.

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