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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a remake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >art style gets worse
      lol
      lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >better
        fify

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >those black outlines
          no retard

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Make the game then.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That dedede looks so fucking ugly, they keep trying to pander to 64fags in the worse fucking way.

          They had him right on the 3DS eshop games

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It really does look worse.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Make the game then.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's already been made

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Idiot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They hated him because he spoke the truth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lol
        >lmao
        Fucking have a nice day

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol, lmao even

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based, gigabased even

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >art style gets worse
        Just like Nightmare in Dream Land.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no it's a port

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd argue otherwise since the design for Dedede looks completely different than in the Wii version. If it was just a port, they wouldn't change the look.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The graphics seem to be completely different than the Wii version. They're using Star Allies' artstyle for the levels and backgrounds, with proper HDR lighting.

          Also what the fuck is that castle over there.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dedede has really let himself go…

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What is that castle in the background?
            I can't remember that being in the original

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats a downgrade

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What is that castle in the background?
            I can't remember that being in the original

            Could it be Magalor's amusement park extra mode from Kirby Dream Collection?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty interesting that they're going with the artstyle similar to the other Kirby GCN mock-up that was made public.
            I wonder if this was one of the original styles they wanted to work with, but the Wii wasn't strong enough for it or whatever.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i thought it was the anime castle at first but it has magalors face on it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the tree is dabbing

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              hehe

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they changed his model. that's not remaking the game

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They changed the models, they completely rehauled the artstyle, they updated the graphics engine, they remade the cutscenes in the new engine with the new models and style, and they added a new ability and more side-content.
            What more does it need to be considered a remake to you.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              remakes are built from the ground up. this very clearly was not, given that every kirby game except forgotten land has used the same engine since rtdl. it's an extremely enhanced port, but it's still a port

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >used the same engine since rtdl
                That's wrong. It is clearly the same engine from Star Allies, which is largely different from the original engine RtD had on the Wii. That's also the same engine they used on all Kirby Switch games so far.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Personally I'd say once the core game starts getting remade with entirely new assets, it becomes a remaster at the very least. if not a remake once the changes are drastic enough.
                A port implies direct conversion from A to B.
                Remaster or Remake implies an update from A to B. This got an update, so its at the very least a remaster.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah it's a remaster. remasters are enhanced ports, just with a nicer name

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        true as, except they themselves named it a remake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nintendies and snoys both are getting demake ports
      now this is a dream land

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they didn't change Dedede's artsyle with every console generation.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not a collection of rtdl, triple deluxe and Robobot
    It's over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mecha Kirby in Robobot
      >Mecha ability Robobot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I’m fine with the remaster, but a collection would have been way more hype.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >HAL isn't like Nintendo, look at the Dream collection, they would never port an old game and sell it for full-price standalo-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Considering they're adding a decent amount of content (on top of all the potential content not yet shown), I'm not too bummed, especially if they plan to give the same treatment to Triple Deluxe and Planet Robobot (which, if they do, then that's pretty much a guarentee that they'll get the content from the expansions of their sub games, which I would be IMMENSENLY happy about).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are still on that morning copium anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hal has made some mistakes, but I still have faith in them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could you imagine a Truest Arena with all of the bosses from RtDL, Robobot, and Triple Deluxe?
      Shit would make Soul Melter look easy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you people hated RtDL going off the Kirby threads

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From what I've seen, people don't HATE it, it's just one of the weaker Kirby games. Removing the motion controls and adding a bunch of old minigames should be enough to heighten the experience, but this really should have been Dream Collection 2 instead. All the games from Dream Collection 1 are already on Switch, so this is the perfect time to bring forward Nightmare, Amazing Mirror, Squeak Squad, and the Return trilogy.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is a fucking win
    best modern kirby ost and they aren't touching the ost as they fucking should

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that the Sky Tower in the trailer sounded a bit different than the Wii version though.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All Kirby deluxe games have new stuff in them, like bosses. That being said I'm not super interested in replaying RtDL, it's way too fucking babby mode even by Kirby standards.

    The OST is totally underated however, some of the best stage music in all of Kirby.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not Arlo but it's geniuinely pissing me off that Kirby is the only franchise besides Fire Emblem getting any consistent releases.

      I hate Kirby.

      Return to Dreamland is my favorite kirby game of all time so I'm very, very, very happy about this.

      I love Kirby.

      The graphics seem to be completely different than the Wii version. They're using Star Allies' artstyle for the levels and backgrounds, with proper HDR lighting.

      Also what the fuck is that castle over there.

      IS IT 30FPS OR 60FPS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks to be 60 with dips.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro it was announced like fifteen seconds ago

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's gonna be 60 on Yuzu.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >King DDD uses the Forgotten Land design
    we are finally free from that ugly weird design that's been in this series since Return to Dreamland let's GOOOOOO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair it was only during the late Wii to 3ds. He looked in SA onwards.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not Arlo but it's geniuinely pissing me off that Kirby is the only franchise besides Fire Emblem getting any consistent releases.

    I hate Kirby.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FUCK YOU, I LIKE KIRBY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAL is not Nintendo you gay.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo owns kirby. Miyamoto and several other Nintendo employees have worked on kirby games through the years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >redditor has shit taste
      I'm truly shocked

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm mad this company that only makes Kirby games is making more Kirby! WTF

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not a household of nintendo btw

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not outselling Forgotten Land/Three Houses btw

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Of course it isn't a household name of Nintendo, it's not a Nintendo game; it's a HAL game. It's just published by Nintendo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Redditio Land suck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bringing back old subgames
      Hell yeah. Bringing back Wave rider or Crackety Hack and I'll be a happy camper.

      This is the power of having a company basically dedicated to you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congratulations you are gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kirby rules and I'm glad the company that makes his games loves him more than even his fans. HAL is one of the most unappreciated studios since most people don't realize they're separate from Nintendo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kirby is not household of nintendo btw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nor Fire Emblem. is funny if you think about it. thoses franchises get a shit ton of games only because nintendo allow it too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HAL is not Nintendo you gay.

        https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20210202005179/en/Disguise-Announces-New-Global-Rights-for-Kirby-Costumes-and-Accessories
        Nintendo co-owns Kirby

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't you have another post crying about Fzero to make cubie?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kirby developers want to make Kirby
      >Fire Emblem developers want to make Fire Emblem
      >Pokemon developers want to make Pokemon games
      >Mario Sports developers want to make Mario Sports
      >Nintendo lets them
      >WHY AREN'T THEY MAKING A NEW F-ZERO
      Crazy concept.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pokemon developers want to make Pokemon games
        lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        developers want to make Pokemon games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        developers want to make Pokemon games
        lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          developers want to make Pokemon games

          >Pokemon developers want to make Pokemon games
          lmao

          Sick samefag and missing the point bro.
          You think the same people that made Pokemon Dash would be greenlight to do F-Zero? No, that's why they're doing Pokemon games, shitty or not.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Arlo!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You got your fucking pikmin 4 arlo stop bitching

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No need to be jealous

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most the games you see are sub-games being sold for too much. They used to just be mini-games package in with the main games but HAL realized they could sell them stand-alone starting with the 3ds era.

      Just ignore anything that isnt a platformer and try Super-Star Ultra

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay Uncle Al

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate kirby
      I diagnose you with darkness and hurt heart.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WTF

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not Arlo but I fucking hate he wins by getting Pikmin 4

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mecha looks cool but yeah no interest. Don't they already have star allies, isn't this redundant

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Return to Dreamland is my favorite kirby game of all time so I'm very, very, very happy about this.

    I love Kirby.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    64 DEDEDE IS CANON NOW

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there better be a way to turn off those fucking outlines. other than that this looks good

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad this game got ported because I haven't played it but I'm also tired of Directs being 50% ports and remasters.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the worst of the Kirby 2D Revival games. Or maybe slightly less awful than Star Allies, never compared them.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will buy it and you will seethe and the cycle of life will continue

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean the Switch is already a port machine. At least its all I was buying the last 2 years, especially when Nintendo games are full price and barely discounted.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's crazy that Ganker keeps saying this considering that PCtards are huge port beggers. Also as a PS5 owner most PS5 games are multiplats.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never played this one for some reason. Will be more than happy to pick it up.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Return is overrated, it's average at best

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut your whore mouth

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Only the game by that danganronpa guy isn't a sequel
    Nintendo: it's all regurgitated.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      snoys malding jesus christ

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gargle gargle it's the same trash over and over open wide

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          4 games, soon to be 3 and 2 and then nothing my dear snoy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That honestly did look pretty cool

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that game gonna be the new persona. i feel it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. I've been itching for noir stuff, and this one even has a cute ghost girl travelling with you.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with Dedede, he looks retarded

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pedophilia happened

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if we’ll get any new bosses

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably just new Magolor Soul and that's it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Come to think of it Magolor Soul was just the EX version of his second phase rather than a whole new form like they usually do now so I could actually see them adding that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's usually like 4 new bosses. Although SSJ ape already predicted Ultra Instinct so they're fucked there.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kirby GCN leak when?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the outlines are reminiscent of the scrapped prototype
    very based HAL

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d be curious to see what a Kirby 64 remake would be like

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder everytime kirby has a deluxe game, or a game that has bonus stuff, its kino.

    >Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland
    >Kirby Superstar FUCKING Ultra
    >Super Kirby Clash

    They definitely didn't show everything new in the trailer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hope we get a Meta Knightmare type mode for Magolor. Or Galacta Knight.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really hope they revamp the time trial mode for Dedede, Meta Knight and Bandana Dee. I'd like to see the former two get the abilities they had in the subgames featuring them as playable characters previously, plus something new for BD, hopefully on top of new level design for each of them like Star Allies. Playable Magolor like
        suggested would also be pretty bitchin' too.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rather have a port of a good game than movies

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ports and farming sims

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the fuck are there like 20+ farming games coming out in the span of maybe 2 years? They aren't all indie either, studios of all sizes both Western and Eastern really want their Life Sim Farm RPG.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Predictive programming to get people desensitized to the farming life style they will have to adopt after the collapse.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Farming games are the easiest games to make

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if they’ll bring back the copy ability challenges and Smash ability from Dream Collection to this one?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think that would be the most obvious bonus. Those levels were made for Dream Collection which was an anniversary release and they said this is also an anniversary release (even though it's out early next year).

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn Mech Kirby is so cool. I might have to buy this solely for him. Plus if this gets enough sales, maybe Hal will listen and port over the 3ds games as well.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >already pandered to Crystal Sharters a generation ago
    >let's make Dedede more uglier!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that image

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Planet Robobot Deluxe when?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to buy it. Stay mad.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Spear be in this one considering Bandana Waddle Dee will still be in it or will they remove it entirely? I hope they can give BWD some extra moves to distinguish himself more from Spear if they are bringing it back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, Spear debuted in this game. But since you brought him up I wonder if BWD and the others will get the new moves they got in Star Allies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Spear debuted in this game
        I'm aware but there have been changes made in this version that weren't in the original. I don't think it's farfetched to believe that Spear would be removed from the game to make BWD a more unique character.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You need spear to complete some of the puzzles.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hm, then I guess that brings up the question of how they can make BWD less of a Spear clone.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's just how the core Dreamland characters have always been, same as DeDeDe being a hammer clone and Meta Knight being a hybrid sword/wing.
              Just add in the new moves from Star Allies to BWD exclusively and it'll be enough.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meta Knight seems to use Galactic Counter in the fight against Whispy in the trailer, so I'd say yes.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only ONE port in the entire direct
    impressive nintendo

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post your top 3 favorite RTDL tracks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been Robobot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just know they'll "remake" both Triple Deluxe and Planet Robobot in this artstyle eventually.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what new content they’d get

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably the content from the expanded subgames on the 3DS Eshop.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else noticed that magolor has a castle on the title screen?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Was pleasantly surprised to see the announcement since I've never played this Kirby game, still not sold on buying it on release though
    >pic shows up
    I will now buy your game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Add the Crane game or I riot.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I love kirby, not getting a collection of games or hearing features like online play not being included is really giving me pic related vibes. I hope 2 details they shared with us aren't the ONLY new parts of this remake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is not comparable on the outset. BiSDX was fucking stupid because you could still play the original on the same system. RTDL hasn't been ported since release

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >RTDL hasn't been ported since release
        You can download it on wii u

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spark bros...are they going to nerf us?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope not so. Best ability in the game.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are people really saying they like THIS now?
    I've seen people shit on this Dedede design for the longest time, and now you tell me you fuckers like it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's better than fogotten land dedede. I really thought that look was just cause the game takes place in an alternate universe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's better than fogotten land dedede.
        no it really isn't, shut up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think I give a single fucking fuck what this fat fucking Dreamworks penguin looks like?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anime/NIghtmare in Dreamland Dedede are my prefered proportions for him.
      64 and the rest of the Dedede have their charm though.
      The only one I don't like is Triple Deluxe Dedede that always looks like he's frowning.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just Wiibabs getting nostalgic. New design is better in every way except the eyes, he actually looks like a Dreamlander.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where the fuck is that new render from? It looks awesome

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Clean version of his art from Forgotten Land

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Soul" is literally NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN-tier.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This doesn't even make any sense

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what part don't you understand

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I know what Nintendo hire this man is.
              I don't know what you mean by your post. Are you trying to say that "soul" is a shit meme?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The version of Dedede labeled "soul" in that image, anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's the same model as in FL, no? What's there to get upset over?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's shit, that's all I was saying. The design is fine but the realistic stylization sucks.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sure..

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Quality bad, apparently. I like how Dedede's robe looks appropriately big and fluffy in RtDLDX, he looks way more comfy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ah don't need dat monster anymore. I can do the clobberin' mahself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think the DDD on the right makes a great juxtaposition to Kirby.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 3DS appearances perfect his looks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have never seen anyone complain about this design
      its at least better than the 64-wannabe design

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So are they going to let you do the big sucking ability by rotating the analog stick like the Dream Collection let you do you all think?

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should have called it Return to Return to Dreamland and just embrace the stupidity

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was a very mediocre Kirby game, they should have remade Planet Robobot instead.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone even like the stupid minigames? I've had to put friends in chokeholds to get them to play kirby minigames with me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do. I make a stupid face seeing Smash Ride in the Direct.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOW YOUR FRIENDS CAN PLAY AS KIRBY INSTEAD OF USING A SINGLE POWER ALL THE TIME
    Goddamn it's about fucking time they brought this back. There's literally no fucking excuse for them not including multi kirbys in previous games.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it motion control only like on the Wii?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game had practially no motion controlls aside from shaking the controller for super inhale, plasma, and other gimmick stuff like that.
      It could all be replaced with button presses or just shaking the controller as is.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Checkerboard chase would be neat

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just want to be able to play as the other kirby colors in single player

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else hoping we get one of the minigames from Mass Attack? I've been playing that game a fair bit recently and I honestly find the sub games more enjoyable then the main game, lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't bet on it since those were all singleplayer, but making a new space shooter mini-game in the same vein as the Mass Attack one with the existing Landia-gameplay would be neat.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did not care for Kirby Super Star.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have an unending seething hatred for Kirby 64 because I bought it at full price and beat it in one afternoon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But did you get the true ending?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, because I owned dreamland 2 and knew of rick's ability to scale walls. Which was a waaaaay better game, might I add.

          Kirby 64 was so bad I quit video games for about 6 or 7 years. Missed the gamecube.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >was a waaaaay better game, might I add
            Not with those rainbow drops it isn't

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cope

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sick meme bro

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Right back at ya

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Kirby 64 was so bad I quit video games for about 6 or 7 years
            You sound like a massive pussy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally every Kirby game can.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like shit, the black borders made sense in the 3ds but this is unacceptable. Also the game looks blurrier than the wii version.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3D gave us sectonia
    Robo gave us susie
    SA gave us the sisters
    Return gave us what? A gay ball.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgotten Land just gave you a gay elf and you nobody complained about that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3d gave us a turned gay spider

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Discord shilling

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ok but sauce

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >discord
      >femanons

      [...]
      >femanons
      >to chat
      >about vtubers, kirby and e-bois
      >on discord

      [...]
      >Discord shilling

      He's been going at it all day, probably a glowie or groomer since those are the only types who spam discord links around here.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >discord
    >femanons

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >femanons
    >to chat
    >about vtubers, kirby and e-bois
    >on discord

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even going to add Online Co-op or bring back abilities like Wheel or Jet etc Why are they even doing this?
    Should've remade Battle Royale from the 3DS instead, that game NEEDS the life rekindle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wheel wouldn’t work because almost none of the level design is made with it and mind. And both of them wouldn’t work because using them with other players would constantly move the camera and make them teleport around.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't they have done something like a Nightmare in Dreamland + Amazing Mirror 2-in-1? I'm sick of digging out the link cables and extra GBA SP every time I want to play multiplayer. Could you imagine a splitscreen multiplayer version of Amazing Mirror where you can check your teammates' progress and see how fast the four of you can clear every stage?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They'll probably do that when NSO finally gets GBA games.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Considering Pokémon Stadium is going to be stuck with the shitty rental mons, I highly doubt they'll even add multiplayer functionality to GBA games.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't they add online multiplayer to certain games on NSO though? I know Mario Kart 64 has it at least.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ignores octopath 2
    >Ignores zelda
    >Ignores fire emblem
    >Ignores master detective
    >Ignores Pikmin 4
    >Ignores theatrythhm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >octopath 2
      >fire emblem
      >master detective
      >Pikmin 4
      >theatrythhm

      deserve to be ignored

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok DKchud

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    return to return to dreamland

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if it sells well i really hope we get triple deluxe deluxe

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yep that's a purchase

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meta Knight and Kirby canonically lefties

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not giving Meta Knight his yokai mask from the original
      RUINED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No Shogun Dedede
      >No Ronin Meta Knight
      Absolutely soulless

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See if we could rally on twitter for HAL to make the change

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >streamers jumping out of their seats over this
    I too was starting to get worried when a whole 0.5 nanoseconds went by without another kirby game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rtdl was best 3d kirby

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You got Pikmin 4 Arlo.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was a 10 year wait so it actually warrants a big reaction.
        Kirby’s Dream Buffet came out less than a month ago. Forgotten Land was in March.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If Dream Buffet counts as a real Kirby game then so does Pikmin 3 Deluxe. You didn't wait 10 years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Return to Dreamland was the first console Kirby game post Smash Bros Brawl so it's kinda the starting point for most younger Kirby fans.

      I'm not a fan of all the small sub-games Hal sells for $20 a pop though

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even get upset I admire the boldness if anything else,

    Should have been Rainbow Curse

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amount of kirby games released between 1992 and 2000
    >13
    Kirby games released between 2001 and 2009
    5
    >Kirby games released between 2010 and 2018
    >13
    Kirby games released between 2019 and now
    >6

    Give it a rest HAL. No wonder Sakurai left.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hal hasn't made anything non Kirby since what. The SNES era? They may not be able to even MAKE anything that's not Kirby because nobody in the studio are capable of it anymore

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sakurai did Air Ride.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They made Part time UFO a few years back, it was fun.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boxboy, Part Time UFO, and that one mobile turtle racing game come to mind.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want a new adventures of lolo game. the last one came out in 1995 on gameboy but never came to the US for some reason.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    keep seething arlofags
    we will keep getting 50 games every year and you will like it

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy to think that RtDL is older now than Kirby’s Advebture was when it got remade.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robobot > Crystal Shards > Star Allies > Triple Deluxe > Return to Dream Land

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Magolor spelled backward is Rologam

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully this means Magolor is gonna be playable.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tbh, HAL should probably make a different game at this point. It's okay, we all like Kirby, but you used to make other games. I remember

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Adeleine is added to the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cellshaded vectors over character models
    >basedjacks: YESSSSS TAKE MY MONEY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so we're just ignoring all the extra stuff now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wojakposter is retarded
      No need to say anything.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jet, archer, and wheel please.
    save the new abilities for actually new games

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I just think King Dedede looks too off in the remake. How does he keep getting redesigned?

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