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weed eater
this is old nobody cared
As with all Injun crying. Easy to fricking ignore and doesn't change anything.
bwos... this is fresh and everyone cares
shut up mny
Aw sweet, a Pizza Tower thread!
TOTAL SNOTTY DEATH
>zoomers flood game
>filled with cringe as frick drama over literal nothing burgers
I love video game communities..
>caring about tumblr-tier bullshit
I can't imagine being you.
no one tell him
Im not the one who made this thread, not like anyone can tell (?)
Yeah, we'll never know who's behind the post now, or until whatever part of Ganker's backend that got fricked up is finally fixed.
oh it's permanent actually, abib said so on the Ganker irc channel
But he had the time to answer that?
Only barely, those truckstop bathroom glory holes won't staff themselves
Happy to see that ABIB is as useless as fricking ever.
>It's permanent and no I won't tell you why.
Funny part is they can't remove IP tracking from the code otherwise their government handlers will throttle them and bumping would be free game for anybody, so somebody is going to make an extension/script to put it back in and I can't imagine there's anything they can do about it.
>moron argument
They can track that shit and not expose it to the client silly.
Didn't that guy do a bunch of other bad shit?
>it is permanent
Says you.
>I do not have time to answer questions
Yes, you do, you just did.
I think he's just trolling. There would be no other reason to do it this way specifically.
He notably kept trying to get projectmoon threads expunged from v and when called out why he was targeting them instead of stuff like smash bros threads which were actually flooding the board at the time he said that they're not comparable since smash is a 'cultural phenomenon'.
Jump to April fool's a few months later (2023, unless my sense of time is actually just fricked) and a second event is happening alongside the main one that us entirely projectmoon themed with monsters called 'abnormalities' breaching into boards with stickied threads and their theme music playing
ABIB should always be reminded of this
It was way longer than a few months, I think it was well over a year, may have even been during lock down iirc
Man, that whole time frame is a blur now for me now, especially since I got into biking during that time so I spent way less time online during it
>Didn't that guy do a bunch of other bad shit?
I WILL NEVER FORGET NOR FORGIVE SCP:SL's FATE.
ABIB has show time again and again to be a complete homosexual, but his decisions arent forever, reminder:
"Board culture" is dead on the floor and "Furry shit"has threads every day.
ABIB lost, and he will lose again. May he forever seethe
>I do not have time to answer any questions
what a fricking piece of shit
>Ganker irc channel
"Not an S" was funnier than what they used for the final A rank.
I wouldn't mind if it didn't have the little speech bubble explaining the joke.
>I wouldn't mind if it didn't have the little speech bubble explaining the joke
But then how would all the zoom zooms and american gamers understand the joke, or even that it was a joke? They literally need the exaggerated tone of voice to get sarcasm to this day so what the frick chance does the average mutt have with understanding that joke?
I wanted to know what teenagers are learning at school because they seem to have completely insane concerns.
Everyone can sense the impending dolm of the material world and spirituality is a tool of population control so people turn all of their focus to ethics.
In essence everyone wants to do good before everything we know dissapears. It's just that they get too stupid with it cause of the near doom.
at least he doesn't like crash twinsanity ost or anything racist like that
Haven't played pizza tower but I'm a big fan of the twinsanity OST, could you explain how they're related?
the furgay who tried to cancel mcpig asserted that the crash twinsanity OST is racist and if you like it so are you
that's not just a reach, he's reaching around with more hands than he has arms.
surprisingly, not even twitter agreed with his dumbass.
boing boing boing ribbidibbit
boing boing boing ribbidibbit
that's really epic
>sees cheese
>gets second-hand offended on behalf of people who will never care
these people need real problems
Now post that one furry's meltdown when people refused to hunt down and kill PTG over this.
Who the frick let chud create something? This is unheard of
>troony tower
Is there a way to only have the toppings be girls? Not interested in the boss changes.
So are the Indians supposed to show up in Ferraris with designer fitted suits and fight using a combination of break dancing and katanas so that they aren't stereotypes? Wtf are they even complaining about?!?
Can a white person explain to me why teenaged white girls do this shit? I am sure most minorities find it offensive they think they need to speak for us when it's just a silly Vidya character
Jealousy and points for being”correct”. These people only have as much power as you allow them too
>explain to me why teenaged white girls do this shit?
If you think this is limited to teenage white girls you are moronic.
It's limited to people with the mindset of a teenage girl, which is about 95% of adult women and a decent amount of men.
this
But also they have no purpose in life, so they think being mad for someone else on a hugbox website that "someone else" they made up in their head will never actually SEE is an adequate surrogate.
>white people hate speedy gonzales
>mexicans love him
>white woman complains about sombrero in the last super mario game
>mexicans all jump in to explain how they love that nintendo put it in
White people know better, and need to defend other races and cultures on their behalf. If they disagree and don't see how this is racist then they are suffering from internal racism and still need white people to tell them how this is bad.
Some people actually think like this.
>Some people actually think like this.
And those people control the media, academia, and much of popular culture.
Social justice allows them to be bullies and feel morally superior for doing so at the same time.
Natives irl actually get offended at fricking everything. You can banter with Mexicans. Blacks don't give a shit until they can get gibs. Most natives endlessly cry about it.
they need to be morally correct before turning into bully schizos
It's part of our social games. See we don't actually care but we can appear more "just" and "noble" if we champion a cause which allows us to do the more baser, eviler instinct of harming other that your people have.
White guilt is part of white culture at this point. It's also because they have no actual problems so they need to overexaggerate shit that doesn't matter.
projected racism allows them to vent their actual racist thoughts without seeming racist
moron
viewing something with genuine culture behind it and writing it off as "so bad it must be parody" is telling that you inherently think it's inferior to white culture
>mexicans loved this outfit
>nintendo took it off the boxart because a white woman complained
Pretty funny tbh
What if white women just pretended to be offended and the reality is that they hate the depictions of all non-white characters because they're just white supremacists?
what if pizza tower
Whatever the ruling ideology of the day is defined as what is held by the majority of the group. However, the majority are never true believers which are a minority of zealots contained within. Minority group pressure rules everything! In a democracy the majority ruling ideology will always be which minority group whines the most.
This is why the only hope of living under an ideology that isn't based out of victimization is to live under some form of oppressive top down regime. Monarchy, facism, communism, etc. Of course modern "democracy" is just as controlled and gatekept as monarchies of yore. The difference is in public perceptions of their own illusion of agency. In a democracy part of the myth is that the majority opinion is justified through plurality thus ideology must reflect the people's petty vision and must circle the drain of victimization whingeing. If the victims aren't crying in the streets 24/7 then democracy is not manifest. Top down systems take the opposite approach. There is no victimization in ba sing se. Everyone parrots empty beliefs about the party's or ruler's vision for a society that doesn't exist as if it were real.
These are your only two options with large scale authority apparatuses. Both are riddled with disillusionment and bad faith practitioners. It's the rotten foundation that undermines the good faith goal of governance. No good can come from any system of governance past a tipping point of scale because of this phenomenon. The same patterns can also be observed for large scale communication.
They're white guilt-ridden morons who want to take a moral high ground and want to improve their position in the progressive social hierarchy. They also subconsciously do view minorities as lesser so they try to act on their behalf in all things.
Our schools make sure to teach you about muh slavery (only for blacks tho), muh segregation, and muh holohoax. So much so that they’re taught multiple times in history class and even taught in other subjects like Math or English.
White savior/white guilt complex.
>everyone i don't like is a teenage white girl
You will never be a man
Uh, yeah? No man would utter that kind of homosexualry.
Righteousness and social capital. That's it.
They're desperate for people to acknowledge how "good" they are while being extremely lazy, so they engage in theatrics and witch hunting instead of actually doing or being good. They don't have the strength of character to be secure in themselves, nor do they make effective use of support structures outside the feedback loop of purity spiraling hell that is internet slacktivism.
Brow beaten as bad, over compensate.
White people absolutely love to feel like they're the one non racist white person to stand on behalf of inferior people and feed their ego
also they don't actually give a shit about helping, hence why all they do is b***h and moan about useless shit online instead of actually helping like volunteering at shelters or something
>White people absolutely love to fee
Speak for yourself dweeb
Why do you homos always assume it's whites doing this? Especially now with the internet being global and non whites being just as libtard as whites. Like y're not fooling anyone with this "we dont get offended" bs.
the left is literally just a purity spiral at this point
nothing but pointing fingers and cannibalizing each other for brownie feel good points and moral high ground
Girls? These are 30+ trannies.
Actual girls are outside getting fricked, getting drunk with friends, talking about men, and shit talking each other irl or online. Not doing any this shit.
But you shouldn't give a frick about any of that. Buy a Mustang, hit the road, frick b***hes, get high. And get off of Ganker.
They have no purpose with their lives and need to feel important without actually doing anything meaningful, it also helps them feel justified and in the right.
EVERY SINGLE MOVIE DOES THIS.
>Blatant exaggerated strawman racist going IM SILLY AND RACIST
>white character STANDS UP for them
>Credits roll
Writers rooms are just pasty nerds writing fictional arguments where they're always winning. It's low hanging fruit and always terrible.
And yet this is what's on 100% of all tv shows. Just endless examples showing people what to do when they encounter racism. But you have these dumbass kids who take it so far that they NEED to find it in places nobody gives a shit.
As a white dude, I can say with total certainty white people are so afraid of being canceled that they usually don't banter with minorities in fear of being called racist. It's fricking stupid because any shop floor I've been on everyone says wild shit to everyone and we all have a blast. It's really opened my eyes to how out of touch they really are.
Jews aren't white, anon.
Their teachers tell them to. Women are more compliant than men, and white women particularly so.
Capital Class has successfully convinced most under class that their problems are race related rather class related. You convince the poor whites it’s minorities fault they suffer and you convince the minorities that’s it’s whites as a whole who are the problem.
The poor whites serve as shields for the wealthy and idiots who take their frustrations out on them galvanize the whites that a black man wants to stab them. It’s more radicalized now because class solidarity is becoming more popular over race solidarity. I’m content to fight for the ethno state crown AFTER we’ve gutted all the knobs at the top and you should be too
They don't have any real problems in their lives but they still want to at least pretend to be on the struggle bus.
What's up with people not liking the feather looks of natives? Was that not how they looked or something? I always found the feather look cool.
Its mostly a combination of the following
>steal our land
>kill our people
>make shallow mockery of our culture due to lack of understanding
>dont listen to the hundreds of different tribes until they banded together under a uniform label that wasn't even accurate
Is portraying American Indians usually done disrespectfully? Probably even if not intentional. Most of what people know is historical and fictional depictions.
Is portraying American Indians offensive? Thats not your decision to be making as only Indians can make that judgement.
anyone can make our say whatever opinion they want. Even if it's dumb shit (like saying that only certain people get to voice opinions). In your case uninformed opinions shouldn't be valued as much.
Too bad uninformed knee-jerk reactions are all the internet runs on anymore because that's what gets the clicks.
moron
>steals our land
Odds are your people stole "your" land from some other injun tribe, Sits-at-Computers.
>kill our people
As if injuns weren't butchering each other before the white man came to America.
>make shallow mockery of our culture due to lack of understanding
Your people should have fought the white man harder if they didn't want to be made fun of.
>don't listen to the hundreds of different tribes until they banded together under a uniform label that wasn't even accurate
See the above.
don't you have a manifesto to be posting on one of the international boards
based Mario
No one said he was hard mode, but he does make certain levels like WAR and Bloodsauce total shit
conquered your land*, like you conquered your fellow tribes, but better. and they let you live, unlike your victims. maybe you should've developed a written language if you wanted to preserve your culture accurately.
based
EXTREMELY cringe, anon was jerking off as he wrote that post
No actual indian gets offended by the term indian as opposed to native american.
It's like a billion years after the game sold and it was a hit success. What are they gonna do, cancel his bank account?
>What are they gonna do, cancel his bank account?
I mean it wouldn't be the first time.
>What are they gonna do, cancel his bank account?
they don't have the balls to do.
>they don't have the balls to do.
yeah, literally
I've heard there's a Noise outfit for getting all the Pizza Tower Guy sightings, has anyone gotten that yet? Do you need to beat the level for those to count or can you quit when you see him teleport away?
Most of the stuff like that you don't have to finish the level but the levels are fun to play, so it doesn't matter.
If you see the rotating pizza icon in the corner, that indicates that its updating your save. This was the case with the Halloween pickups and you could safely exit the level immediately.
I dont think the same applies for towerguy sightings. And just for good measure make sure to see the drunken one in crust cove
I cooka da pizza!
What's with that one picture of two Peppinos in Peppino's house? Does he have a twin brother we don't know about? You know, aside from whatever killed the Doise.
Racial caricatures are cool (unironically)
Would have been avoided if they paid the Sweet Baby tax.
since when did anyone care about this?
How long has it been since t-hawk was in the game? There's a reason they stopped after sf4, which does suck because I've mained him since super turbo.
his daughter is in 6
Yeah, and they tonned down her design accordingly. No feathers, normal name, no eagle, and darker skin. The only things that clue you into the fact that she's an injun are the tassels and the sticks with rocks on em.
Yeah, that and her clothing, her speaking about the spirits, the eagle that lands with her on her win screen, and HER ENTIRE STAGE that's even labeled in game as the thunderfoot settlement
moron
I always thought it was funny that he's supposed to be Mexican
Isn't it that he's in Mexico after being kicked off his ancestral tribal homeland by Shadaloo
Can anyone explain the Noise's wall bouncing mechanics to me? I must be doing something wrong. I always end up pulling out the anvil and plummeting and can't keep bouncing off walls.
If you hit the wall while your skateboard is out and you are airborne you wall jump. You do not press the jump button to do more of them. You are pressing up and jump which is why you're doing the piledriver.
You can cancel the piledriver with a spin or tornado attack, and doing it fast enough lets you gain infinite height
Thanks a lot. I'll keep going now, I hope to find more little changes and surprises, so far the only difference I've noticed is different music on John Gutter. I'm looking forward to the Noise boss because I assume it will be a Peppino fight now. I won't stick around here to get spoiled anyway, thanks again.
>doing it fast enough lets you gain infinite height
>Noise is the Richter Belmont of the game
I kneel, McPig.
What do you think Mr. Stick will be compared to?
my peanus weanus of course :DDD
But how can he be compared to an unnerving enemy when you never actually fight him?
>THAT PIZZA IS RACIST!!
pfft HAHAHAHAHAHAHA do leftoids really? REALLY? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NONONONO HAHAHAHAHHAHAA AHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
>there are human beings out there actually getting triggered by piles of cheesy goop
To be fair there are also people who want to frick cheesy piles of goop
dumb slimefricker
I still have more empathy for slimefrickers than people who get mad at slimes existing
i still appreciate vigigay for drawing himself as an idiot using the zip22, despite everything else
You put pineapples on that cheesy goop and the mafia will (rightly) come after you
I belong to an Indian tribe so let me tell you with absolute authority that nobody gives a shit except gay homosexual shit stirring Black folk with zero talent.
How do you do a closed mouth warcry
I've been getting the boss skins for Noise and I fricking hated P-ranking the Doise fight but seeing what happened going back in killed my sides way too fricking hard kek
>Celebrating diverse cultures is bad. Every race needs to be domesticated.
Yikes, not a good look sis.
im indigenous and i dont care
Imagine playing a game called Pizza Tower where the main character is a neapolitan chef called Peppino and getting mad aboit stereotypes
Come cazzo si fa diocane
>Frick up secret 2 on crust cove because of the noise bounce
>Holy Shit ruined
just restart the level 4head
I hate when noise wallbounce cucks me out of going where I want to go and it still happens even after I've properly learned his moveset
I had a gamer moment and mashed alt f4 because I got a B on vigilante
The idea that tribes would get mad about this stupid shit while Mount Rushmore still exists openly as a national monument with vandalism undemolished is the most moronic lib-brained shit on earth. All grievance MUST originate from the oppressed first, making it up on their behalf and then taking it up yourself is masturbatory and more racist in and of itself than funny native cheese guy. Literally stole their mountain and now you're stealing their oppression and grievance to use for your own purposes, frick you
The best way to address the greivances of lesser people complaining about impersonal shit is this
>I don't give a frick, kiss my ass loser
That's exactly what mcpig did and that's based as hell.
I mean that's before you get into the fact that most of the people that whine about this shit (even under the assumption that they are in some way blood native and not white people) are so many generations and so divorced from their actual ethnic background it's silly to pretend like theirs any credence to their complaints.
It's like 18-25 year black Americans crying about muh systemic inequality impracting black pepples.
Yeah Jim crow was in living memory, but most the overwhelming majority of them live with the majority of their lives with a black presidumb in office and practically overriding the term limit with what is essentially a third term in office.
>Stole their mountain
The tribe claiming this arrived in South Dakota in the early 1800s after genociding the previous tribe that resided there
They should be thankful we granted them reservations when we civilized them
Something a lot of injun lovers don't realize is that they genocided each other a hell of a lot more and for a lot longer before the trail of tears happened
It's still heinous but we're not responsible for the current state of the injun, if they want to sit in their reservation teepees and jerk off while on meth that's their business, not ours.
>we're not responsible for the current state of the injun
that is probably the most egregious lie about ethnic cleansing i have ever seen in my entire life, bravo anon i am legitimately impressed that you are so full of shit
Awww, poor widdle bweeding heawt wibberal mad about injuns not caring for themselves? Go dilate about it on your twitter.
ah you're not even full of shit you're just trolling frickin' epic style, i can feel the weight and heft of your folder full of frogs
Stop typing like a homosexual.
get better comebacks
That wasn't a comeback. We're not having an argument. Sneed yourself
you have more than enough comebacks for proper arguments, just dont be a lazy b***h
>we
Speak for yourself.
I've never killed a native in my life.
Yet you've profited immensely from their genocide
If they got genocided then how come they're still whining
gayest post on Ganker right here
No, I don't think I've personally made any money off of native slaughter. No more than you've profited off the black plague decimating Europe.
While they got fricked over immensely by the anglos/americans, the biggest reason they're staying poor is because of their moronic way of (non) land ownership. They have some hippy kumbayah way of owning land jointly. If you don't own something privately, why would you invest in it?
Also at some point you have to take ownership of your own situation. Not be like indonesians which are still blaming the dutch because they themselves never built a water supply for 80 years in their capital and now it's sinking because people drilling wells drained the aquifers.
I hecking love pretending to be offended!! I'm such a good person!!
*Inhales my own farts*
Oh no the alcoholic perpetually drunk land Black folk are mad
Boo frickin hoo they've never contributed shit to society
Poorgay hands typed this post.
>same guy defending and shilling the game for 3 days straight now 24/7
yeah organic
poorgay tears touched your keyboard as you banged this one out
stay mad stay dilated little troon
>same malding poorgay crying about not having money and/or can't afford for the most basic thing 24/7 over and over again.
yeah organic
I enjoy pizza tower but frick off dumb Black person
No you don't
No you didn't, also sneed autism.
Why do non natives people gett buttblasted over the indian/native distinction. They call themselves indians
A lot of the time it's people with no non-self inflicted problems wanting some sort of "legitimate" grievance with the world to fight against so they don't feel like useless annoying buttholes.
i don't get mad about randoms on tumblr and twitter and you shouldn't either
I don't I'm just curious over this weird phenomenon
Isn't this drama over a year old now?
There it is.
>that ugly thing
>I barely knew about the game until VERY RECENTLY
>You useless Twitter buttholes
Comedy.
I love the edited one
Remember he's a daiperfur too so he gets the rope on judgement day
i thought this was a blatantly obvious ironic meme image until about halfway through
>muh noble savages
Look man, do you REALLY want us to depict injuns the way they act today?
Not a lot of people want to add fat meth junkies to their game for representation
don't forget severe alcohol dependence
Year old news
This didn't go anywhere
Pizza Tower is still uncancelled
OP is a homosexual
There is so much stereotypes the biggest one is new york italian but they get mad over the indian one? Wtf?
all of them are parroting one specific diaperfur (
) who outed his own self as just wanted to cause drama
everyone moaning about real world native americans itt is a moron
Hate is perfectly fine if it's against a nationality that passes for white.
Of course, it's silly to call Peppino hateful. About as silly as calling a dancing cheese blob harmful.
Dev sounds based, I will now buy his game.
enjoy, Pizza Tower is fricking fun
>indian cheese
SAAAAARRRR DO NOT REDEEM SAAAAAARRRRR!!!
wrong indian
Not he 7/11 kind, anon.
feather not dot
>tumblr posts from deactivated accounts
no one CARES
it's not even a good pizza tower thread might as well just 404 this shit
Why do people get mad about native american stereotypes when they seriously did that shit back in the day?
It's a piece of cheese, not a modern indian.
What the frick are these lines they're trying to draw?
Dangerously cheesy!
I still think they should add pepperman and vigilante too. Mostly pepperman. I don't give a shit about Mr Stick or vigilante.
I HATE BLOODSAUCE DUNGEON
I HATE BLOODSAUCE DUNGEON
The worst level in the game and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.
well, you are wrong because the worst level is ancient cheese just because of sheer lameness, no gimmick, no difficulty and long even when nothing happens.
>indian stereotypes bad
>italian stereotypes good
What the frick are these people even smoking. Cancel Super Mario bros or something you hypocrites
>indie shill twitter/tumblr cherry picked screencap thread
xDDD put me in the screencap jannies!
>noise mode end screen
does this imply that noise was so salty about the events of pizza tower that he made a movie about it but with him as a self-insert hero?
Yes, that is canon.
Yes and depending on well you do he's gonna make bank from Peppinos suffering
yes noise is a petty b***h who is absolutely fricking platinum mad that he lost
Managed to get a Quick as Hell run with Noise, see webm for the end screen if anybody's curious
Gonna try and get a Holy Shit run tomorrow
Also frick getting the Super costume, it's annoying how you have to fight pizzaface for that
For the super costume, keep in mind that you don't have to deal damage with bombs for Pizzaface and Pepperman and that you can get hit, don't try to play perfect, play slow and careful. The hardest part is phase 2 and Fake Peppino for eating bombs with projectiles or i-frames. It's really not that hard, easier than P ranking the boss.
When is Pizzahead invulnerable in phase 2?
>projectiles
phase 2 in general
>i-frames
fake peppino has them during his attacks and briefly after getting hit
Not quite i-frames, but at low health he gets real fricking fast and after a fast attack like the dynamite throw he can easily be behind you before your bomb becomes a hurtbox. I've lost a bunch of runs to that so I stopped even attempting to attack when he is about to end an attack.And of course the gears can eat a bomb so that fails the challenge.
The wiki says hitting the gear doesn't count as wasting a bomb, not sure if it's true or not
I'm not gonna go out of my way to prove it, but that sounds like an oversight IF that's the case. Any other projectile, miss or minion fails the challenge if you don't also hit the boss with the same bomb so why should the gear be different
It doesn't, neither does hitting the enemies.
Hot take here but the minigun is fricking AWFUL, who was the genius who put the fricking wall grab on the shoot button?
This has always been an annoyance for me with the shotgun too despite how good it is
War went from my favorite Peppino level to my least favorite Noise level
It's such a pain
>twit- I mean tumblr thread
>whine for 16 hours about twitter and tumblr and shilling and reddit
>go to bed
>wake up
>whine that exactly one (1) of your posts was deleted
>continue whining for 16 hours
Anon, please understand, he's got to save Ganker from this game or else his prefrontal cortex will explode from the spergeurism occuring in his brain.
his life is so fricking sad
and yet i feel no pity for him
It's amazing how easy P rank Forest is now. Fricking bloodsauce is the new gnome forest
Bloodsauce was always weirdly hard to Prank, especially for how early it is.
It's that annoying little section you can't wall jump up.
Always that section.
Also the really inconsistent to hit forknight spawn above the Janitor's Closet
>Also the really inconsistent to hit forknight spawn above the Janitor's Closet
FRICK THIS GUY
SO MUCH
i ended up saving a super taunt for that section
man the sausagegun kills my flow completely whenever i have to use it
Are ya winnin', chef?
No I messed up my Holy Shit and I am too angry to try again
i feel the pain too, tried to do holy shit on my first time with the noise i got 94% with 3 hours 55 min
I mean you might have the time to S rank one more stage and make it up the tower.
It's 4 hours and 30 minutes right, and it takes about 5 to get to the top of the tower.
Taking a break failing to P rank Bloodsauce Dungeon....AGAIN! Noise's wall jump keeps throwing off my rhythm. I'm just too use to wall climbing with Peppino.
I found it tricky to remind myself to use the superjumps for some of the sections too
Definitely the trickiest prank on world 1
are the any other levels as tough as bloodsauce to p-rank as noise? (so i can mentally prepare myself)
Seconding this, I'm wondering where Noise Bloodsauce falls in the grand scheme of things.
I remember when this game came out, some underage furgay who thought he was a vortigaunt wrote a 40+ hitpiece on the dev and got himself laughed off the internet.
wot
Yeah this wasn't the first time someone tried to start drama with pizza tower, it was because mcpig said something on his discord years ago.
I don't have the screencap right now, but i remember seeing someone get into the server just to say "can someone tell me if the person working on it is from Ganker? i don't wanna buy a game made by a bigot" or something along those lines.
link?
>swap mode
Swap mode also has unlockable outfits
Oh shit I didn't know noise released already
is his campaign good?
its basically the same but with a character on crack
The level structure is mostly the same, with a few small tweaks and additional jokes added in (all powerups function slightly differently too). The main difference is in how Noise plays, his main gimmick being that his wall run is replaced with a wall jump.
Tribe cheese is adorable. I love tribe cheese.
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>[/spoiler
Far more infuriating,
shockingly in character.
they are literally called indians though. its the bureau of indian affairs, Indians of All Tribe, National Museum of the American Indian, National Congress of American Indians, United Keetoowah Band of Cherokee Indians, ect
Which mods are worth getting?
don't care about lewd mods unless they're sexualizing males
You must be one of those /trash/ anons that ask for tons and tons of peppino porn.
This update confirmed to me that Peppino's superjump fricking sucks.
After superjumping so much as the Noise I figured maybe I just didn't give the mechanic a fair chance but after going back to Peppino again it's like night and day. His is so much fricking worse it's crazy.
Peppino bros… we have NO advantages
Well I wouldn't go that far.
Wallrunning is still great and lets you autopilot a lot of sections Noise has to actually think about.
I mean, it's basically the Shinespark. I also like the little delay before changing direction more than how Noise just rockets forward, gives me a bit more time to think about it. I get being spoiled by Noise just doing it whenever he wants though
It's a good thing there's only a handful of places that you really need to use it
why do people care so much about native american tribes? what good did they brought to the world besides screaming like monkeys? americans always make a big deal out of the dumbest shit.
why does anybody care about native americans at all
99.9% of people have never even seen a native american much less interacted with one
>Already have 15 P ranks
Boy the noise sure is fricking easy
Give me some tips. I'm somehow dogshit on him, I keep running out of time halfway through lap 2 on the hot sauce level. I don't understand his wall bouncing, I seem to lose height with each consecutive one and then fall so I guess for long upward passages you have to super jump?
>I seem to lose height with each consecutive one and then fall so I guess for long upward passages you have to super jump?
Yes, if it's really long just use super jump
Not him but here are some tips from what I've learned so far
>Don't use the tornado for too long unless you're going down several times in a row like in the second to last section of blood sauce dungeon. It doesn't scare enemies so if you run into a forknight or the like you'll take a hit, and when you stop the tornado Noise should immediately switch to mach 2.
>If you frick up and try to wall climb, you can try to salvage it by continuing to use grab on the wall and using the noise crusher (up + jump button while in the air) to get some extra height. Try to get used to using the super jump, though, because in long sections light the one blood sauce dungeon it's obligatory.
>If you stop the tornado right next to a wall then use the grab during the automatic bounce the Noise does to immediately climb it, so you don't smash into the wall face first and lose your momentum.
That's good to know about the tornado not scaring enemies. Thanks for the tips, I'm looking forward to trying again tomorrow.
Good luck!
good to know im not the only one running out of time on bloodsauce, ive actually went and done the treasure and secret rooms before lapping. Def just need to git gud at using superjump, though that section before the level exit with the lava pits is my biggest hurdle at this point.
Who are these people1?
Blonde on the left is wearing armor so probably a reference to Knight Peppino (recall that Pizzahead can't grab the sword from the stone, he isn't chosen)
Guy on the far right is clearly Captain Lou Albano
And of course, Dog
Maybe the guy in the armor is peppino's father, since in the lore pizza face is fricking with peppino's family for years apparently.
The Spaghetti Dynasty
>Two of Peppino's medals have the Italian Tricolor Flag as their ribbons
>The middle one is a golden eagle
W-What are they trying to imply?
Is that dude with him on the right the guy on the Bruno's Pizza sign at the end of Fake Peppino?
I don't see the resemblance
>what looks like italian military medals hanging on the wall
pig is not helping to dispel the veteran suffering from ptsd thing
Please don't call native Americans poojeets (indians)
Pig will be outed as a groomer anyway
Everyone is a groomer
BROS
I ENJOYED THE GAME
AM I BEING GROOMED
I groomed this anon
>not grooming yourself
ngmi
HELP
I'M BECOMING ITALIAN
MC PIG HAS-A GROOMED ME!
HE'S GROOMING, HE'S GROOMING, YOU'RE GROOMING, IIIII'M GROOMING
ARE THERE ANY OTHER GROOMERS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
this guy grooms himself
Meow
Holy shit HE IS CANON!!!
peppino looks too not-abused there for it to be maurice
peppino and pedrito
Bruno?
I keep getting gigafiltered by Golf, I hate it so much. It's such a boring ass level with a shitty gimmick and annoying ass enemies
Bruh, I'm dying.
He is doising
he overdoised
>Live
Isn't the pizza tower guy a Gankerirgin?
I hope he doesn't bend the knee. Filthy leftists.
more Ganker and /agdg/ than Ganker proper
>Filthy leftists
you missed this boat by a year
newgrounds, so he deserves everything he gets.
I think he would have by now, but he didn't, so it's clear he doesn't give a shit
He is the type of Dev that just ignores this shit, you can really see that he isn't "woke" but he also doesn't like to poke the nest.....he just sits down and enjoys the paycheck now that he create a big fandom
That's just as bad though, you can't be a fencesitter in a culture war.
You only lose when you willingly become an internet activist.
>caring about tumblr's opinion
these people do not exist in real life
Literally only one other guy has noticed the "deactivated" in OP's screenshot
Layers upon layers of morons falling for rage-bait
>Lurk in the first few threads when Noise came out
>People calling him hard mode
>Finally sit down and play for myself
>He makes the entire game a fricking cakewalk
it was first impressions mostly
i still do think peppino is easier due to the reliability of wall running
Noise literally cheats several times like rewriting the golf fails or the fridge gimmick
>rewriting the golf fails
What do you mean? I played golf and didn't notice anything different. Do you get primo burg regardless of how many strokes you use?
yes noise cheats in golf and gets primo burg no matter what
>you can see him rewriting the card
Love it
I think Noise is only "hard mode" in the sense that he moves in a much more unpredictable manner, once you get the hang of him he's insanely more capable than Peppino in most circumstances, but Peppino still has the handling advantage and works better in tighter spaces
He's definitely not hard mode but generally feels way harder to handle than Peppino to me
He's really good at making it through some tight spots like in the escape sequence of Oh Shit though, and completely invalidates some levels like Freezerator
I wouldn't say it's harder but the first couple of levels were rough because I was relying on so much muscle memory from hours of playing peppino that I was flying off walls and bouncing off floors/ceilings that often resulted in some rather spastic looking gameplay moments.
it's not so much that he's hard it's just that he's DIFFERENT so he fricks up people's muscle memory.
once you get acclimated to him he flies through stages in ways that peppino really can't.
I'm addicted to playing Noise now
good luck
it's ok to make fun of shitalians
>Referencing Pinolino Adventure
What did Pig mean by this?
Is there any reason pinolino would be notable?
Which levels do you find better as Peppino and which as Noise?
I haven't done every level yet, but I can definitely say that Noise seems to do better in more open areas like the second room of Crust Cove.
I'll tell you which levels Peppino are better in, Bloodsauce and any level with a gun.
Noise steals the fridge and farm levels
Personally I think Peppino's Mort Movement is superior to Noise even if it's funny to murder all the untouchable enemies
I know this thread is just ragebait but with the steam sale coming up i‘m thinking of getting pizza tower. I don‘t like sonic or wario land but do like 2d platformers generally. Is it worth getting?
Yeah. It's not about whether you like Pizza Tower or not, you WILL learn to love it.
pizza tower doesn't really behave like either sonic or wario imo
very good platformer game with a speed focus but you can still play it slowly or however you feel like it, the ranking system is completely inconsequential
>the ranking system is completely inconsequential
I still go for those Ps because it's god tier dopamine and you're not a real gamer with that 101% clear
without that 101% clear*
>you're not a real gamer with that 101% clear
frick i really don't want to redo all the cheevos on my noise save for that extra percent
but it calls to me
Noise is so fricking based for most of the levels I find chef's tasks to not be that big of a deal, it's not like you're going for a holy shit run
He does this with Peppino too, it's kind of sad to think about Gerome's life in the tower
given the character that john is referencing imagine if you were forced to look at giant donkey kong heads stitched into random spots in a castle and there's a huge mutant donkey kong in the background with mushrooms growing out of him
>the ranking system is completely inconsequential
I mean part of the issue is that pretty much every level feeds you an A rank, you get an S rank more or less by default if you do two laps, and P rank is just it's own full combo thing on top of an S rank.
Although this might be because I'm too good at videogames to get ranks lower than an A outside of bosses.
mastering the game is where the meat is. even if you aren't normally someone who wants to rank in rank based games i think pizza tower compels the average player to master it and rank up. but if you're even more resistant to it than the average person idk if it's the right game for you.
Depends on why you don't like Sonic as some elements are similar (namely the design philosophy of going fast is to be earned more than it is to be given and extremely low penalty for getting hit) but it's good enough that you should get it and just refund it if you don't like it. If you enjoy DMC, or especially Bayonetta and how they do rankings you'll love it.
Noise's chaingun is MASSIVE downgrade to the shotgun
I only just noticed that Gerome is waiting outside the (collapsed) entrance of John Gutter during the Crumbling Tower ending.
Finally finished the P ranks. Noise is preddy good although i still think that Peppino is more consistent and balanced
Noise is supposed to be a loose cannon playstyle.
You are definitely jobless if you 100%'d noise already
Based
>p-ranked the entire game without knowing how to fly as noise until just now
frick
You never really need to, the points are all in the ground anyway
He can fly?
alternate his mid air spin and the crusher bounce, he can stay in the air indefinitely
Aw
I wanted you to say the thing
Not sure how they did it, but they genuinely made a weird joke character have a kawaii culture appeal.
made for plapping behind the cafe counter
Well, that's just worse
more like better
Bonus points is cumming inside her and then let the dick get flaccid while still inside, similar to how horses do it.
can you get the regular noise costume unlocks and level ranks while playing in swap mode?
If you like tumblr so much stay there instead of bringing their cancer here.
>open mouthed war cries
I mean, the Confederate army also did that.
How do you even do a war cry without opening your mouth?
the same way Xtrannies do: out your ass
Why are indigenous people so embarrassed by their history? These aren't "stereotypes," they're literally things that they did.
how the frick are tumblr callouts still a thing?
why hasn't that website died yet
It did die, several years ago, when Apple pressured them into banning porn. Some people just still haven't gotten over it.
>be native
>get 0 representation in vidya ever because white people and apples constantly call it racist
I know that feel all too well, as another native.
At least there's the occasional cult classic like Prey and Soul Hackers (not the sequel) willing to give native americans representation. The former's protagonist is native and the latter draws heavily from Algonquin folklore.
I'm so sorry, bros. Native mythology is unfortunately underutilized.
It fricking sucks man.
>swap mode
>noise on the way down
>peppino on the way up
this is pizza kino
>noise on the way up
>peppino on the way down
What do you mean?
In bloodsauce dungeon im assuming. Noise has to do superjumps for a good chunk of the climb back up, but peppino just wall runs right up them. Also Noise has his drill move that makes going down the level very quick
I could have done better.
Not sure why Crust Cove fricked me so much but it did.
Just finished the nerd run to get the purple costime for noise while on swap mode. My thoughts:
>Swap mode is the ideal way to play PT
>Noise is just simply more nimble and faster than Peppino in 90% of the level layouts
>Noise runs circles around Gustavo, Noise in their dedicated levels made them actually fun
>getting hit doesnt stun you and launch you back, you just swap to whoever is on standby, love this
>I genuinely enjoy playing Noise more than peppino, his drill move is so busted
>All bosses get btfo by Noises bombs except for pepperman and doise
>Doise is a pretty hard boss fight
>Having Peppino for bloodsauce, war, and cheese transformation on Oh Shit remedies my main issues with Noise only
Noise has a high skill ceiling, but when you get more used to him he is simply a super form of Peppino
>cheese transformation on Oh Shit remedies my main issues with Noise only
It too me far longer than I'm willing to admit to find out that cheese Noise can just run up walls
Noise as the cheese rat can just run up walls? How?
Push da bootans
>stick to wall
>push up
Press d-pad.
That, learning how to drop bombs, and learning how to use the balloon ability felt poorly communicated but I might have missed it because lmao fast
I didn't even know about the groundpound move until I needed it at Gnome Forest
>Drop bombs
?
Anyone got a mega.nz for the new songs ripped from the files?
I'm actually finding the bosses hard to P-rank. Peppino's dash and uppercut are just so quick and useful compared to the slower bomb throwing.
noise's uppercut is useful maybe 0 times I've ever pulled it out
its better for pepperman being vulnerable in the air during his fight
You can't do the wall climb cheese either. Peppino can always do that.
>You can revive the Doise by taunting in front of the boss gate
Easiest P-rank of the game if you just walk back in after killing him.
Is Noisette a powerbottom?
ultra-aggressive and selfish top, borders on rapist really
Yeah, it's not like the MC is a stereotypical Italian or anything. It's not like he has a fricking song called "The Death I Deservioli" or anything.
Stereotypes are funny and not an issue at all. Now if there was a black man in the game raping women or a stereotypical red man scalping people then maybe the snowflakes would have a point.
Holy shit leftists are cancer.
OP's drama is a year old and everyone in it has deactivated, anon
>outrage bait thread
>300+ replies
NuGanker is fricked.
>Swap Mode is local only
>tfw have no friends, and even if I did they probably wouldn't have as many hours in Pizza Tower as I do.
Suffering.
Steam has that thing that lets you do """local play""" with anyone you can connect to through Steam though, doesn't it?
I didn't say I have no local friends.
I have no friends at all.
I dunno maybe that'd work. There's one guy on my friend list that plays it but I don't know if I want to reach out.
HERE'S AN EASY WAY TO HANDLE IT.
"HEY [Friend], HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?"
[Response]
"OH THAT SOUNDS [Quality Assessment], WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT [Subject] MORE?"
[Response: Yes]
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
[Response: No]
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY [Pizza Tower] TOGETHER?"
WORST THING THEY CAN DO IS SAY NO
These people seem to have no problem with the Italian stereotype being the centrepiece of the game
"these people" literally don't exist anymore and by they don't exist anymore i mean it was manufactured drama at the behest of one diaperfur who tried and failed to find any real ammo for anything
>This pizza tower thread doesn't want to discuss Pizza
>The other Pizza Tower thread is dead
Epic
there was another fuxking thread?
yea
Now imagine paper-skinned people like this being drafted into a fricking war.
I think they were ever on the battlefield they'd probably get Shredded
Man that was a classic from the beginnings of the war. The Ukrainians getting airstriked because some moron redditor was with them and posted their location on reddit was something that ACTUALLY happened btw.
>The Ukrainians getting airstriked because some moron redditor was with them and posted their location on reddit was something that ACTUALLY happened btw.
fricking kek, what was reddits response? Denial I presume