Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

27 days left until the remake.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    25 days 16 hours actually.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20240523T00&p0=538&msg=Paper+Mario+RPG

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    20 or less for the inevitable leak.
    My modded switch is waiting for it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m ready for the datamining to find out what localization decided to do with Vivian.
      It was fun revealing the homosexualry they did with Xenoblade 3

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this and also I’m sick of speculating, I just want it to be over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      may you get caught

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Godspeed, piratechad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this but ryujinx at 60 fps instead of the 30 fps on s(hit)witch

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would be cool if this ends up leading to them making a Paper Mario 3.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would love a remake of Super that makes it into a PM3 with gameplay like the first two.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Super is basically designed as an action RPG platformer. If they're gonna go through all the work of making a game work with the conventional Paper Mario battle system, they might as well just make a new game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Between this and SMRPG it does seem like Nintendo is trying to groom studios both new and old into being capable of supplying new Mario RPGs. TTYD makes sense as a foundational starting point (Paper Mario 64 is already on NSO and TTYD is in much higher need of an improvement or remake, on top of treating action commands as a given) and SMRPG is the same, especially when SMRPG itself eventually morphed into both Paper Mario and Mario & Luigi.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This probably all started after AlphaDream died. Mario & Luigi was their excuse for making Paper Mario the way it was from Sticker Star onward

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't need to groom anything. Origami King is an incredible game that the producers took a massive shit on making it just okay instead. But all they have to do is not take a shit on the hard work of the developers by banning progression systems, normal battle mechanics and original characters and they can make gold. Origami King has probably the worst gameplay of any game I have ever played, and yet I still enjoyed it. That should tell you how talented the artists, musicians and writers are.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This probably all started after AlphaDream died. Mario & Luigi was their excuse for making Paper Mario the way it was from Sticker Star onward

        Please more Mario RPG's, PM and M&L are two of my favorite series

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, we'll probably get more real Paper Marios if this sells well. As for M&L, have a drink

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mario RPG already outsold Origami King despite being a low budget remake of a SNES game so I think Nintendo already got the message here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > TTYD is in much higher need of an improvement or remake
        The inferiority complex of 64cucks is fascinating.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tendies have no choice but to get excited for a 20 year old game ROFL

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you think there will be considerable post game content? treehouse's response is just "wait and see"
    I just want at least boss rematches and/or quests with the 64 partners
    also it still isn't explained where the 64's title theme fits into the remake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost 0 chance. Even SMRPG remake announced the new content before release.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what content? culex rematch? lol that's the only new content and it's just a boss rematch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do you think there will be considerable post game content? treehouse's response is just "wait and see"
      I doubt it. They would tell you to wait and see no matter what you asked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not impossible, but don't count on much. If we get something good, then we can enjoy the surprise.

      I will say that even if it would be incredibly dumb, you CAN still explore the world post-game to see npc reactions and do a few extra troubles. Maybe that's a "wait and see" response.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spoiler
      it plays very briefly when Parakarry delivers the letter to the Bros. House.
      this is where i would link the gameplay video i found it in, but i uh, can't seem to find it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah homie it plays the same exact music as the original

        ?t=2m32s

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's before Luigi goes gets the mail.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would they do a full ass remix of Paper Mario 64's title theme to only play it for like 3 seconds

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know, you would only hear it all if you idled on Parakarry's text box.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post a link then homosexual
                You're full of shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >spoiler

                ?si=P0yTLLWC2EYmk4qf&t=13

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh this is so fricking gay
                It's supposed to be Parakarry whistling it
                THIS IS GAAAY

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sound test fodder

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=WbtZwaxFu8VoGyYe&t=20
        finally found it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, there wont be any significant new content, because the game unironically doesn't need it and wouldn't benefit from it. The game is already like 30 hours long. By the end of the game I'm always getting a little tired of it. One of the best elements of the Mario RPGs is that they aren't that long.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paper Mario 64 is a reward for beating Bonetail this time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spoiler

      ?si=P0yTLLWC2EYmk4qf&t=13

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        13:04 THAT YOSHI'S A Black person!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every time I see the modern-game lighting and arts & crafts aesthetic of the remake in motion it feels so jarring

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why is the grass a flat plastic texture wtf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >make a new remix of classic song just for a 5 second cutscene
        what did they mean by this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man it looks so much worse

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Been holding back on doing another playthrough since this was announced. Looking forward to the NSP when? threads.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And 25 days until everyone realizes it wasn't as good as they remember.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo will see this as a reason to remake SPM instead of make more games like PM or TTYD.
    You know it's going to happen

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No Boo-groping minigame
    Woke trash. Sad!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldnt touch vivians cute balls?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      man this is all vivian's gonna be now isn't it? i like her so it bums me out she's just gonna be a spammed joke now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It depends on how treehouse handles it.
        If they keep her a girl no one will care
        If they translate it accurately no one will care
        If they try to rewrite it to push trasgenderism then no one will ever be able to talk about her seriously again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the troony stuff was already a thing for ages and nobody gave a shit.... this is gonna suck.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the troony stuff was already a thing for ages and nobody gave a shit.... this is gonna suck.
            In the original, everyone refers to Vivian as a boy. If Vivian is meant to be a troony in the original, then the game is directly insulting trannies because no one actually acknowledges him as a girl. There is a risk that Treehouse will bring over Vivian being a boy, but remove all the characters calling him one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let's be fair, on here any mention of the character has been met with that shit for years at this point, there will be gratuitous shitposting no matter how they handle it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why did the artist draw her with two sets of eyes?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yayyyyyy, more censored slop!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the line is funny but it is still more dialogue changed to match "modern sensibilities"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the carpet reflective?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cuz muh reflective cardboard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick is the carpet looking like a waxed floor?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why the frick is the carpet looking like a waxed floor?
        They added a shitload of reflections to the game in general. I feel like they're going to use it to showcase an improved version on the switch 2, because one of the major improvements on that system is the introduction of raytracing hardware. Raytracing is most useful for high quality reflections. Personally I like it because it makes the game look otherworldly, kind of strange and that's something I enjoy. I like when a game looks weird, it makes it stand out, and shiny grass/carpet definitely looks weird.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >[villain] isn't allowed to be mean
      God, Nu-tendo is depressing

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. Still not buying censored garbage, shill.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bottle on the ground is a nitpick, but man does this comparison highlight the visual downgrade. Coupled with the heavily censored localization, I don't see why I should buy this when I already own the original. I'm not going to throw money at nintendo just to make them realize sticker star is a losing formula. I hate how Jap companies will double, triple, even quadruple down on a bad decision because admitting they screwed up hurts their pride or whatever. And then the customers have to FORCE them to fall on their swords.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ita rewarding incompetence and it works

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The floor bottle removal isn't some simple "nitpick". It's a travesty. A holocaust.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well here's the thing: from a company's perspective it wasn't a losing formula

        The souless corpo only sees the numbers, player enjoyment is non withstanding. And when TTYD flops because the people who would buy it would rather emulate the original instead you can totally expect them to go back to the formula that literally sells millions.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're overestimating how many people emulate games

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This. The vast majority of the population couldn’t explain what an emulator is, much less where to find, install, and configure one. Not to mention where to find ROMs.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This. The vast majority of the population couldn’t explain what an emulator is, much less where to find, install, and configure one. Not to mention where to find ROMs.

            It depends, TTYD is a GameCube gam3 that for a while has been rare to obtain and hasn't recieved re releases.
            Piracy is an issue of a platform failing to provide users means to acquire games and for quite a long time piracy has been the only viable way to play TTYD at all. This remake is only really them trying to penetrate into a new playerbase and see how that goes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I could see TTYD having a way higher ratio of emulation than a lot of other games, but I do think that even at best it would likely be only around another million playing that hadn't done so on original hardware. If I had to give a better estimate, it would likely be closer to half that number. Does put the game closer to other titles later on, but not by much. You also can't argue that well that the formula shifts marked a huge decrease in players here.

            Well here's the thing: from a company's perspective it wasn't a losing formula

            The souless corpo only sees the numbers, player enjoyment is non withstanding. And when TTYD flops because the people who would buy it would rather emulate the original instead you can totally expect them to go back to the formula that literally sells millions.

            It is worth noting here that more than a lot of series the numbers here do largely correlate with people who owned these consoles. TTYD actually has the best ratio of buyers vs. console owners, although that doesn't help its exposure. It's also likely that the first two games would have sold way better in Japan in particular had their consoles not been disappointing over there in terms of adoption.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Make a version that isn't worse than the original and I'll buy it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how exactly is it worse than the original? At best we've seen nitpicks like wording for some lines being different and some vague non-issues like "soul" which essentially means "I don't like change".

            But we haven't seen any change that's a hard difference such as the difficulty being lowered or increased, features being removed or added, or any significant change to gameplay beyond some of the casino minigames.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >how exactly is it worse than the original?
              Gonna beat him to the punch and say 30fps. But even then it's probably gonna get a 60fps on the switch 2

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a turn based JRPG, I don't think there's actual room in the game for 30fps to 60fps to be noticeable.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It does have frame timed action commands in the battles. Superguarding in particular. The timings for these are going to be altered due to the framerate difference.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                in a game with timing based action commands, of argue there is. Then again, they probably changed the timing to accommodate the downgrade.
                it also just looks nicer

                It's a hybrid. It has active time movements on every action and reaction

                Previews have already said guarding was no issue, and in fact some have speculated it's easier now. It looks like they tweaked it to accommodate the drop.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                in a game with timing based action commands, of argue there is. Then again, they probably changed the timing to accommodate the downgrade.
                it also just looks nicer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think the timing changes have been confirmed already, but even then it would be almost a given the timings would likely be at least a little more generous in the remake. It helps a lot that the game has a very linear approach to most of its action commands.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a hybrid. It has active time movements on every action and reaction

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can easily see this. Keep in mind as well that the power jump from the Gamecube to Switch is surprisingly small. Not like you're going to PS2 to PS5 here. I imagine they had to weigh either doubling down on the graphical updates or keeping the smoother frames, and the former made more sense to make it stand out. It also made it easier to work off the Color Splash and Origami King engine, since those two games were also 30 FPS.

                Not a fan of the frame rate drop, but it's not like it was pure laziness. If they do in fact let you go 60 on next console, that would have likely sealed the final decision.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              UI is worse, I don't like censored lines, the visuals are worse. When I have the original readily available, I need upsides rather than negatives to pull me to buy anything new.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                None of those are actual issues, it's just your autistic brain being unable to tolerate change, which is admittedly completely fair.

                It does have frame timed action commands in the battles. Superguarding in particular. The timings for these are going to be altered due to the framerate difference.

                in a game with timing based action commands, of argue there is. Then again, they probably changed the timing to accommodate the downgrade.
                it also just looks nicer

                It's a hybrid. It has active time movements on every action and reaction

                It'd be cool if superguarding actually became harder as a result, since it'd be an improvement in the absence of an actual difficulty setting. The window wasn't frame perfect IIRC.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If anything, it will become easier because Nintendo will probably increase the active frames of superguard to compensate for the longer response time and increased delay of 30fps. It will certainly make low hp runs less satisfying.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's still a speculation. Superguarding was a 3 frame window IIRC so it's either gonna be a 2 frame window which is the equivalent of them being a 4 frame window. I don't think that's gonna have that big of an impact.

                If any concern I may have is that you can no longer change your HP below 10 so as to prevent Danger Mario from being a thing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am very curious if Danger Mario will make it or not. Outside what you said, they could also decide to just add some kind of cap on Power Rush and Mega Rush.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol, they're not going to change it, it's still going to be 3 frames, which means it'll be twice as big of a window at 30fps as it would in 60fps.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >UI is worse
                At least they still tried with it. It keeps to the original UI's style and even adds some more detail in certain areas. There's been way worse UIs in more recent Nintendo-published titles, including the Super Mario RPG remake just a few months ago. You can argue it's worse, but substantially worse seems debatable.

                >I don't like censored lines
                The weirdest change was the sewer Goombas no longer catcalling Goombella, but that could just as easily be attributed to them re-translating it to be closer to the original text.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Already been mentioned in the thread that it's 30fps

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ughhhhhh god Paper Mario was always supposed to be a FRICKING POP-UP BOOK WHAT THE FRICK
        >wait..... you fricking made this game look more like a pop-up book? fricking trash, I am gay btw
        Oh shut the frick up, Jesus Christ.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Coupled with the heavily censored localization
        The original English Gamecube was already censored to begin with. Go look up what they did with Bobbery's backstory.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >when the manga adaptation revealed that Bobbery's wife wasn't dead, she was just on vacation and he told everyone she was dead as an excuse not to go to work

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know this is supposed to be a "ha ha silly XD" sort of thing, but it still pisses me off.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Mario manga are illustrated shitposts that rarely take themselves serious, the SMRPG adaptation had Bowser beat Exor by farting in his face, for example.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's already out on PC.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will TTYD Remake outsell the Super Mario RPG Remake?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would imagine so, a ton of people were saying they would buy the SMRPG remake in hopes of a TTYD remake. We're also in a serious dry spell of switch games right now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense, its been seven years since the launch of the Switch, and aside from Covid mucking up some of the timeframe, I think we're set to get something announced this Summer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is there any fanart for Odyssey partners? That'd be kino

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Haven't seen any

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shame
              A New Donker partner would be so fricking fun, someone get on that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                as cool as it could sound, it's kinda hard to translate a tall, realistic human to something as cartoony as pm

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Haven't seen any

            this is the only one I know of

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I want to feed Volbonnie and Siren until they're enormously fat, jiggly, gurgly blobs of fat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gee, I wonder why this artist drew Mario strangling Beldam. I'm sure it's just because she's a villain and not for any other reason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This shit is so cringe. Vivian has been retconned into a pure female. Get this troony art out of here, you know that's what's going on too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          on the EU website it refers to vivian as "her". Nintendo will never touch troony crossdressin shit in this day in age. Twittergays are thinking "NAME REDACTED" is a transgender insult, when it's likely Beldam just thinks She is ugly like in the NA version.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly expecting the worse, I get your reasoning though, I wouldn't think nintendo have the balls to translate the shit directly because of parents, but again expecting the worse

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Can't wait for leakchads to save us as usual

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            UK site you mean.

            If she's trans they wouldn't misgender her.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          on the EU website it refers to vivian as "her". Nintendo will never touch troony crossdressin shit in this day in age. Twittergays are thinking "NAME REDACTED" is a transgender insult, when it's likely Beldam just thinks She is ugly like in the NA version.

          UK site you mean.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nice now drawgays know what to do

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the UK is in the EU you fool

            Also
            D) Nintendo decides to slam their dick on the table and now Vivian is a girl in the Japanese version.

            The meltdown would be legendary, but I know it's not gonna happen.

            they did it with birdo
            who knows maybe they will

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like how everything is paper now.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game isn't even out yet? Goddamn there have been multiple threads about this shit on the log for months and it's not even out yet? Shills pls go

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of new footage and details were released in the past couple of days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How dare people discuss games on a video game board

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a soulless remake of a 20 year old game. There isn't anything to discuss unless you're a casual zoomer homosexual who unironically consumes remake slop

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As much semen as you consume, you’re the last person to criticize someone else’s consumption

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're projecting again, homosexual

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >muh projection
              Your concession has been received, reviewed, accepted, logged, cataloged, and closed.
              If you’d like to get rekt again, please submit your request. Until then, take your L like the cuckold you are and KYS.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You haven't even made a point that can be conceded to, you moronic homosexual. Your terminally online, AIDS-riddled brain is too busy spouting memes that you forgot to actually make an argument. Tongue my anus and don't reply to me ever again

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sore loser rages out
                Your concession has been received, reviewed, accepted, logged, cataloged, and closed.
                If you’d like to get rekt again, please submit your request. Until then, take your L like the cuckold you are and KYS.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His point is that you chug semen everyday, and he's absolutely right, gay

                kek. zoomers LITERALLY incapable of communicating outside of memes and buzzwords. Sad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >buzzwords
                >memes
                I don’t think you know what those words mean. I suppose all that semen has causes brain tissue damage.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomer
                Gen alpha actually, anyway you still have not refuted the fact that you enjoy drinking sperm, flamer

                >no arguments
                Posts discarded. Too easy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >trying to get the last word after getting shit on harder than Vince McMann
                Time to get off the computer, Cumboy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no arguments
                I've made my argument very clear.
                Let me here your counter augment, semenslurper

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >here
                Literally moronic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Minor spelling mistake, I win
                Go back to xitter, troon cumguzzler

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                More accurately, I win because you've yet to even make an argument. You're just being a huge homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You're just being a huge homosexual.
                More of a homosexual than a guy who literally drinks semen?
                Try again
                Prove it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You guzzle cum on a daily basis. Probably and likely have set a world record if you’d kept track.
                The point is, you’re a homosexual who craves semen.
                Why is that hard to admit and or grasp?

                >still no argument
                >still repeating the same shit
                Is this all you have? It's getting old now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that you're a homosexual who slurps up jizz by the hour is so much of a not argument that you refuse to refute it, eh gay?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You guzzle cum on a daily basis. Probably and likely have set a world record if you’d kept track.
                The point is, you’re a homosexual who craves semen.
                Why is that hard to admit and or grasp?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomer
                Gen alpha actually, anyway you still have not refuted the fact that you enjoy drinking sperm, flamer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Gen alpha actually
                >Researchers and popular media use the early 2010s as starting birth years to the mid-2020s as ending birth years

                Bye, b***h.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not an argument

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn’t see where he listed his age. He could be 35 for all you know.
                Keep trying, Semen Samurai.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His point is that you chug semen everyday, and he's absolutely right, gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This gay drinks cum? and he thinks his opinion matters enough for anybody to take him seriously?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a soulless remake of a 20 year old game. There isn't anything to discuss unless you're a casual zoomer homosexual who unironically consumes remake slop

      >Ganker gets to play a game without paying for it
      >they seethe about it anyway
      ?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paper Mario is only non-pedophile game ever made by Shitendo

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally zoomers can stop pretending Origami King is anywhere near the level of TTYD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. TTYD can't even come close to Origami KINO.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Origami King is based and good and deserved GOTY

        Get back to work, Tanabe

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          TTYD shits on TOK (Origami king of toilet paper)

          Cope. Mario Mandate was a good thing, btw.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Tanabe wiener sucking
            discarded.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit, it's actually Tanabe posting on Ganker.
            How does it feel being the least talented person working at Nintendo? i've always wanted to ask you that Tanabe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Origami King is based and good and deserved GOTY

        TTYD shits on TOK (Origami king of toilet paper)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Origami King is based and good and deserved GOTY

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard the localisation got censored and vandalised by Treehouse, is this true? Should I play the remake or pick up a copy of the gamecube version?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should learn Japanese, both translations are scuffed and unfaithful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the fanfiction that was already censored but I was ok with it because I grew up with it was censored even more
      Fixed it for ya.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played the original many years ago, and I can't remember how you were supposed to find out about the ghost toad during the train chapter. Does anyone do?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know if they messed with the guard timing? I just want superguards to be the same as the OG

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always liked that, among the Mario RPGs, Mario starts this game with the hammer.
    In SMRPG he was just basically sleeping in before a date with Peach and then immediately rushed off to shove his boots up Bowser's ass before the Smithy Gang attacked, and then Toad commissions him to get to the Mushroom Kingdom, where he conveniently gets a hammer after pummeling two hammer bros to death. Same thing for Paper Mario the Original, he's going to a party and gets flung out of the sky to his death and is nursed back to health by goombas.
    In the Mario & Luigi games they always find hammers early on, often in a contrived way.

    Here he steps off the boat and he's absolutely ready to cave in some X-naut skulls. When he got that letter from Peach he knew he was in for some bullshit and came strapped.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TTYD Mario is by far the Chaddest Mario.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was also in Paper Jam, I loved it there because every M&L had you waiting for options.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cheers for you

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >60 bucks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know the gamecube version is $150 right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        careful anon you'll agitate the dipshits that think le zoomiezoomies don't know about le dolphin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we get it you're poor

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you guys so obsessed with semen

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care
    Emulating the original on dolphin
    See ya.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to frick Vivian? She is a wholesome smol bean.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Get Vivian
      >Never swap her out of the party for the rest of the game
      >She still didn't confess at the end of the game

      >she

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Going to be no question about it once I'm done with her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Traphomosexuals lost.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >smol bean
      Not when I'm through with her

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How quickly until Goombella nude mods?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They'd be off-model so who cares

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will coombella to Goombella.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sauce me goombella bro

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://e621.net/posts/4002203
            https://e621.net/posts/4002205

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch as famous lines get butchered.

    Guess again Nerd

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get Vivian
    >Never swap her out of the party for the rest of the game
    >She still didn't confess at the end of the game

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not playing the 30fps demake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OH NOOOOOOOO IT'S THE SCARY NUMBER MY GAME IS RUINED HOW WILL I EVER PLAY IT NOW I NEED MY EVER SO SLIGHTLY HIGHER FPS TO ENJOY MY SINGLE PLAYER GAME

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what vivian's voice will sound like? Feminine? or Feminine(male)

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At this point I genuinely I don't even give a single frick if Vivian is a troony or not.
    I want to fill her insides with my semen until her belly becomes massive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well clearly Vivian is a femboy because Super Paper Mario called him that, and I can't feel right fapping to a troony instead of a femboy.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m so hyped for this game’s soundtrack. I enjoy the orchestral jazz Mario music meme and I’m happy they’re adding new battle music variations and character themes. If only the remake itself was as ambitious in adding new stuff

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game's localization is closer to the japanese version than to the original localization
    >Ganker cries censorship

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vivian is gonna be such a Catch 22

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You censorship apologists always try to claim this in these threads until someone inevitably posts the original Japanese line which is exactly the same as the uncensored version. Who do you honestly think you're fooling with this shit? Surely even you don't actually sincerely believe this shite

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you write like a holier-than-thou teenager in a TF2 server

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you lie about the original Japanese script to defend American localizer censorship

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no u
            I win

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        regardless, crying over a throwaway flavor text that you're likely mashing b through is something incredibly inane

        cry censorship when they literally edit the structure of the story or when they change entire character. For instance changing Vivian from a crossdressing boy to a flat out female IS a prime example of nintendo of america censoring the game. but I'm sure you wouldn't complain about that kind of censorship because censorship that agrees with your political views is not only ok, but encouraged.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The GameCube English version is not "uncensored"
        https://tcrf.net/Paper_Mario:_The_Thousand-Year_Door/Regional_Differences
        This took one second to look up. It's a fricking Nintendo game, of course they changed shit. There's also the Bobbery thing that

        >Coupled with the heavily censored localization
        The original English Gamecube was already censored to begin with. Go look up what they did with Bobbery's backstory.

        mentioned. They changed his last wish from wine to Chuckola Cola.
        https://www.mariowiki.com/Chuckola_Cola_(Paper_Mario:_The_Thousand-Year_Door)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can not please everyone. There are people that just want a dry transliteration, or as close to it as possible since English and Japanese sentence structure is considerably different. There are people that enjoy stuff like Unicorn Overlord getting the same message across with a more theatrical script. And there are people on Ganker that just want to fight and scream about trannies or whatever. Just do the thing and they'll get bored and move onto the next thing within a week.
      Hell I wouldn't be surprised if they just removed 100% of gendered language around Vivian given that what people are latching onto seems to be the noted omission of the word of sister and leave it at that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like come on dude, you know the homosexuals whining about censorship in ttyd remake are gonna call every other censorship after it um its localization chuddie why the frick should i want or care for that side?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much, you know zoomers are going to call every other censorship in future xenoblade and fire emblem games localization, I have no empathy for them if they avoid directing calling the character transgender

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Original Japanese had the Goombas hitting on her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        new japanese doesn't have that anymore either so moot point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The cancer has spread

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >houruagghhhh it's pozzed it's pozzed it's pozzed
            >original text was also rewritten
            >houruagghhhh the west has tainted japan

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tries to debate his way out of being told "moot point"
                >doesn't even write it his own damned self he uses an image macro
                stick to parroting the /misc/ sticky

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The point was never moot because NoA treehouse people are confirmed to fly over to Japan to look at things and provide input. The original Japanese GameCube version is the purest form of the game then.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like there's nothing for it but to filter threads about it and stay away from the remake.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    However it gets translated, it's going to make problems and they'll obviously be about Vivian of course. Even if they just keep the original translation twitter trannies will freak out and Ganker will be smug, and if the translation is changed either out of the box or after twitter outrage, trannies will be smug and Ganker will be mad. Same shit different game every fricking month. It's exhausting. Can we just skip this one please?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still believe it's going to avoid openly talking about her gender in English, since it's very likely someone would have spilled the beans by now. The leaked dialogue isn't in full context and could easily be a new interpretation of Beldam disowning Vivian. Way more curious on the Japanese text this time, since it will likely be the closest we ever get to a final answer. If they keep it the same, then it would seem deliberate Vivian is meant to be seen as male in at least some form. If they keep it similar but push Vivian as female harder, then she was likely meant to be trans all along. If they keep it the same in every language and don't address it, they're likely ready to just leave it in the past like with Birdo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vivian was never meant to be a troony. Goombella explicitly refers to him as a man. There's no character in the game who calls him a girl (in the Japanese version). He's just a crossdresser, a trap like you often see in anime.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >moronic gibberish
          a trans person isn't defined by what transphobes call them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The difference between a crossdresser and transgender is that transgenders actually believe they are the other gender, not that they're just dressing up like it and therefore expect to live their life as if they are that gender. A key element of that is that trannies expect everyone else to acknowledge their "real" gender, except no one in TTYD does. There's nothing whatsoever that Vivian does to imply he really believes he's a girl.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Vivian was never meant to be a troony. Goombella explicitly refers to him as a man.
          Goombella is parroting shit she heard Beldam say, she waffles on her own opinion throughout the game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The two concepts can overlap, especially at the time the original game was written. Vivian came off as a similar approach to Birdo, just a little more sympathetic. As pointed out, Goombella's whole point was likely meant to be a running joke since she way later calls the Shadow Trio "sisters(?)" during the game's ending. It's clear that Vivian was meant to have some kind of gender confusion going on. Otherwise they would have dropped the point after Beldam's insult and maybe the tattle entry.

          There's also the matter that if Vivian still identified as male, you would have him kissing on Nintendo's mascot with no kind of shaming or backlash to that. You can argue it's still strange no matter the conclusion, but it makes more sense when you imagine Vivian at least identifying as a girl.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's clear that Vivian was meant to have some kind of gender confusion going on
            This isn't clear at all. It's clear that Vivian likes to dress and act like a girl. However there are thousands of these characters in manga/light novel/anime series and the overwhelming majority don't actually believe they're women. You will in fact often see these characters fight to prove they're really men, way more often than the opposite. So unless you have any actual evidence the developers intended him to be a transgender then I'm going to assume he's a trap.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Beldam hammering it home as a fricking insult isn't clear enough for you? Get real.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, all the other characters calling him a man is not evidence to me that the authors intended him to be a friendly outreach to the transgender community.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >However there are thousands of these characters in manga/light novel/anime series and the overwhelming majority don't actually believe they're women
              >You will in fact often see these characters fight to prove they're really men, way more often than the opposite.
              This is actually the best point against Vivian identifying as a man, since this never happens throughout the game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're reading too much into it. They made Vivian a boy to appeal to homosexuals fetishes, like every anime does with the token trap character. Probably some developer on the game is gay as frick and wants to frick a boy so we got Vivian. I really doubt there was any deeper thought than that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                More like the Japanese mostly see it as a joke and it was probably more like
                >imagine if one of these sisters was actually a dude, isn't that funny?!
                And the answer is yes until you treat mentally unwell fetishists as if they're sane.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know anything about the Japanese

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still believe it's going to avoid openly talking about her gender in English, since it's very likely someone would have spilled the beans by now. The leaked dialogue isn't in full context and could easily be a new interpretation of Beldam disowning Vivian. Way more curious on the Japanese text this time, since it will likely be the closest we ever get to a final answer. If they keep it the same, then it would seem deliberate Vivian is meant to be seen as male in at least some form. If they keep it similar but push Vivian as female harder, then she was likely meant to be trans all along. If they keep it the same in every language and don't address it, they're likely ready to just leave it in the past like with Birdo.

      at least whatever happens we'll get lots more funny and informative twitter screencap threads about it for a month!!!!!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Same shit different game every fricking month. It's exhausting
      There is literally nothing keeping you on this board deliberately entering shitpost threads. Find something to do.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Switch's swan song won't be a groundbreaking killer app but instead a port that quite literally no one asked for, yet mysteriously sells hundreds of thousands of copies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "quite literally nobody asked for a TTYD remake or rerelease" exclaims the world's wrongest neckbeard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correct, nobody asked for it. We should have unironically gotten Super Paper Mario 2 but homosexuals like you cling onto this myth that TTYD is peak because you think Pit of 100 Trials is the hardest most epicest challenge ever.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >We should have unironically gotten Super Paper Mario 2
          You already got that
          It's called Origami King
          >tries too hard to be funny
          >shit combat
          >tedious as frick

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >nobody asked for it
          >homosexuals like you cling onto this myth that TTYD is peak
          well, which is it gayposter

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't make me tap the sign. No one asks for ports. They just happen and then suddenly it's seen as okay, or even preferable to the original.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If the market would stop buying remakes then they'd stop attempting them. All media is iterative at this point and people keep buying it. You can hate it as much as you like and continue tap your deluded sign but it's not reality.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Correct, nobody asked for it.

          ?t=517

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The sticker star and color splash days are so grim

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tell me about it. I’m amazed we’re even talking about a TTYD remake to begin with. Never thought it would be possible after they tripled down on the series direction with Origami King.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So this basically proof that they're just doing this to shut fans up and will most likely go back to making sticker star 4. Glad to know I can safely skip this.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm predicting next game will be a mix of Origami King and The Thousand-Year Door. No idea how the paper gimmicks and character designs will play out.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm predicting next game will be a mix of Origami King and The Thousand-Year Door. No idea how the paper gimmicks and character designs will play out.
                I don't think it will be. Pikmin 4 not only went back to Pikmin 2, it took Pikmin 2 farther with even more complex strategic elements, a more complex progression system and more focus on the mini dungeons. If they were gonna go half way to TTYD then I think they would have made Pikmin 4 half way between 3 and 2, but they basically pretended 3 never happened.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Monkey's paw time
                We get more original characters and unique spins on classic staple NPCs again
                BUT
                they use the shitty nuPM designs as a basis

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >nobody asked for it
          Didn't the blue puppet started a TTYD hashtag and got it trending on twitter a few years back?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Super Paper Mario 2
          if the story is as good as the 1st(which i doubt because of all the censorship shit going on rn) i would be down ,a legit chance to change the gameplay back to ttyd so the elitists will stfu and i legit want dimentio to escape hell for round 2

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even if SPM had a bit of a moronic localization (looking back now; it was funny as frick at the time) it's still better than TTYD which is just touring an unfamiliar setting and meeting a bunch of literal who OCs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Switch's last big release was Mario Wonder. A swan song is usually a game that gets overlooked due to timing despite quality backing it, rather than a last minute remake like this or some others coming out now. Out of Nintendo's slate right now, the most obvious one you might call a "swan song" would be the new Endless Ocean if it's actually good. New game in a long dormant series, likely not to sell that much, and could certainly form some cult status around it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >swan song
      What does it matter? Nintendo already made its bag with switch, it's indisputable.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People have noticed there are new pipes in existing levels. Most likely they've cut out a lot of the backtracking by adding pipes between some of these longer sections. That's really what the game needed to be perfect, even if it isn't the most exciting change it's the most practical one they could have made.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be happy if they added a pipe that goes between the base in keelhaul key and the outside entrance to pirates grotto because early chapter 5 was annoying going back to Flavio for a soda then head out to get a coconut then come back to Flavio then give the soda to Bobbery and then come back to take Flavio with you.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances of a new game mode with a higher difficulty?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      with nutendo? Zero.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nintendo games
        >every being hard in the first place
        This meme needs to die. If you think any nintendo game is difficult you are horrible at video games

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, have fun. NES versions only.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Already beat it. it was shit btw, like all nes slop.
            Gaming started with the 4th gen, boomers get the rope

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >all nes slop
              Ohhhh so all bets are off, got it.
              Now beat Ninja Gaiden, and why not let's throw in picrel too. If you're such a pro then you better reply 'I beat pic without passwords' also.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ninja gaiden
                We're talking about nintendo games here, last I checked they didn't make that one. Have not played punch out because mike tyson is a Black person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We WERE, but then you said 'all NES slop' so it's allowed now.
                >no it's not
                Beat Punchout then, and no excuses tough guy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mod the game so there's no Black folk and I'll play it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >excuses
                Concession accepted

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Black person outs himself on /misc/ video games edition
                Concession revoked

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're too subhuman for this game, stick to Fortnite

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ready.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick it, I want to ask everyone here a question. If Wario appeared in Paper Mario, should he have dot eyes like Mario and Peach or normal eyes like Bowser?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dot eyes. Something like Baby Wario's eyes is what I think they'd do

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wario should look like a crumpled up dirty piece of paper that got flattened out again.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffaaaaaaaaaat vivian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fat vivian belly sway veganal sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to stuff vivian full of honey syrup and then slap her bloated tummy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vivian is old hat
      Give me Shadow Queen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      prove it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can prove it but you need to tell me what the sexiest fat Vivian image you can conceive of would be like

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's so obnoxious seeing all the people who clearly don't watch any Japanese media not know what a trap is. There are literally hundreds if not thousands of these characters and I can think of no case where the character ascribed transgender ideology. Transgenderism just isn't a mainstream ideology in Japan, and it definitely wasn't 20 years ago. A girlish boy in Japanese media is a trap until proven otherwise.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >30 fps
    >original was 60 fps
    >very little added content as far as we can tell

    I’ll just pop my GameCube disc in if I want to play it. They should have remade paper Mario 64 with added mechanics from ttyd.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They should have remade paper Mario 64
      They would've used the TTYD onward art style and that would make it shit

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FFFFFFFFFFffaaaaaaaat bow__

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do it

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am going to fricking lose it if Treehouse actually forces transgender shit in the game. In the Japanese version every character calls him a man. If they remove all that while keeping him a boy that would be beyond disgusting even by their standards. I really hope they don't go that far, but it's treehouse we're talking about.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just glad that Nintendo has finally started remaking games, with this and Mario RPG. We also did you Link's awakening but that was so low budget and shitty. With Mario RPG and this it's clear they're putting a ton of effort to make it as good as possible. It's important because there are many other Nintendo classics that deserve this kind of remake. Luigi's Mansion and Mario 64 for example. Bring those two up to modern graphics standard, and in Luigi's Mansion's case add some extra content.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mario RPG Remake was soulless as frick. Unfortunately all of the problems it has have been buried because people are afraid to criticize it as hard as other remakes like RE4 and Demon's Souls

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Unfortunately all of the problems it has have been buried
        What do you mean? The game being too easy and what else?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just the entire conceit of it looking worse in every way and forgetting that Square intended the OG to have a diorama / dollhouse look to it. Hence why Geno even exists as a character. At least the Link's Awakening remake was cute I guess, SMRPG Remake is more generic than Sticker Star. Literally every frame of every cutscene is borked and everyone just pretends otherwise.

          TTYD remake is also the same situation, it fricks up everything but because it looks roughly the same people don't care.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In what fricking world does the right look better than the left. Please explain to me the fricked up reasoning going on in your brain.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you're gonna be so defensive about it there's no point engaging with you. The remake raped the OG and that's just a fact. All of Square's artistry replaced with unnecessary embellishments, a unique aesthetic torn apart to make way for more Unity slop.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ugly prerendered castle
                >unique aesthetic
                Jesus fricking christ

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >unique aesthetic
                The SNES couldn't run 3D games so games like Mario RPG would desperately find workarounds that looked like ass. It wasn't an art style choice, it was a necessity to run the game at all.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Prerendered graphics no matter how crunchy will always look better than realtime 3D.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Next you'll say FF7 looks better than Crash 2. slash your wrists SEtard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude you could just say 90s square 3D looked like ass and not embarrass yourself by thinking it was due to some limitation. SMRPG looked better than picrel tbh

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never played either but left looks better.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mario RPG Remake was soulless as frick. Unfortunately all of the problems it has have been buried because people are afraid to criticize it as hard as other remakes like RE4 and Demon's Souls
        Mario RPG Remake has problems but those problems were issues in the original game and come from it being a SNES title. The changes greatly improved it, particularly speeding up battles, not requiring you to grind for frog coins and the post game bosses which are probably the best part of the game but sadly quite short.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah minor visual changes are not nearly as bad as fricking up the atmosphere and camera in a souls game, or turning a raunchy arcade shooter into a reddit TLOU clone

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which do you think is gonna happen?
    A) They leave it the same as the original English localization and Vivian is a girl
    B) They translate it accurate to the Japanese and Vivian is now a boy who likes to dress like a girl
    C) troonyHouse makes shit up and Vivian is now transgender and brave and proud and everyone loves xir.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A with a mix of B

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are the odds they alter the dialogue to avoid any mention of it at all and only refer to Vivian by name and never use pronouns?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They literally call the character "her" on the site, so I'm sure she will have pronouns

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Going to be either C or dance around the character being ever being a guy and leave it up to you to decide

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also
      D) Nintendo decides to slam their dick on the table and now Vivian is a girl in the Japanese version.

      The meltdown would be legendary, but I know it's not gonna happen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's obvious at this point they're just making Vivian a girl outright in all regions in order to avoid controversy, just like they did with Birdo. It's actually kind of astonishing to me that so many people think that Vivian is going to be trans in this remake. I mean, do these people seriously think that Nintendo, a family friendly gaming company that outright banned the trans flag from being in Smash Ultimate custom stages on the grounds of it being a political statement, would actually have a transgender character in their games in this day and age? In a game for their historically uncontroversial flagship series? In a game that's being sold in COMMUNIST FRICKING CHINA?

      As others have noted, the fact that no one previewing the game has been able to confirm that Vivian is trans in the remake indicates that it's most likely not happening, since if it did they'd be the first to trumpet it from the rooftops instead of headcannoning shit from an out-of-context screenshot that doesn't say anything one way or the other about the character's gender

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a family friendly gaming company that outright banned the trans flag from being in Smash Ultimate custom stages on the grounds of it being a political statement

        that's not what happened

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's what happened

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope
            There's a trans in your Nintendo game cry about it more

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's a trans in your mentally ill head, and you can't stop crying about it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's a trans in your mentally ill head, and you can't stop crying about it

              There's a pizza in your tower with all this information.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I CAN'T THINK WITH ALL OF THIS NOISE IN MY HEAD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      95% A
      1% B
      4% C

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >supporting demake

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly going to hop off discussions for a few weeks and when the game leak see what dialogue changes happened and decide whether I want the game or not, It's not worth stressing over

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this time there's an actual ending parade and not just that marching silhouette bullshit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love the parade but I don't think it's necessary for every entry. The atmosphere and vibe TTYD had with it's credits really felt fulfilling to me especially with that song that played with it so I hope it isn't changed even with how simple it probably is to others.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still blows my mind that these frickers were in Mario Party 6.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that time Mario Party just randomly decided to start pulling from Paper Mario

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Still hoping Bow makes the jump to main series or a spinoff because her design is too good to stay in PM

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She shoulda been the star of that Retro Studios Boo game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The mandate has to fully die, first, and I don't see that happening any time soon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Not just Mario Party having Paper Mario characters.

          unfathomably based old era nintendo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that time Mario Party just randomly decided to start pulling from Paper Mario

        Not just Mario Party having Paper Mario characters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peace was never an option.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when you right a moderately edgy Paper Mario fanfic 15 years ago and include a gag with a Wacka and his horrifying parents that are like Alaskan Bull Worm level of unstoppable

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The funniest possibility and it's not out of the question is that the Japanese developers of the game make Vivian female in the Japanese version but then Treehouse changes him to be a boy anyway in English. It's not likely but imagine the wacko twilight zone where the gender flips in both versions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >crafts a ridiculous scenario in schizo head
      >it's not out of the question

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    30fps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is the highest framerate you'll be able to see after I hit you on the head with hammer

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any word on the remake having a spindash or something similar?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There has been no implication of it sadly, I was starting to get hope it'd be added to but it's looking doubtful and we also know there are 86 badges in this game, aka only 1 more than the usual and that'd be the old music badge so it's not that either.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Any word on the remake having a spindash or something similar?
      The game already had "something similar", it's the yoshi. You move faster while on his back. They've made it easier to switch partners so this will be very easy to use now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        64 had Spike but still had the spindash which is amazing on replays especially. Playing ttyd right after 64 you really feel the absence of spindash.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >64 had Spike but still had the spindash which is amazing on replays especially. Playing ttyd right after 64 you really feel the absence of spindash.
          It shouldn't be so bad because they seem to be adding new pipes to the levels to shorten things. One of the videos showed an extra pipe in Hooktail's castle. Very likely it's just a shortcut to move around faster, and I'd bet there's quite a few of these added.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this dude

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm only now noticing the tail, unless it's actually an antennae sticking out of the bag.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the better game tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The remake of this game is gonna be incredible, because it really needs the graphical overhaul more than TTYD.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The remake of this game is gonna be incredible
        Who said it's getting one?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It will, eventually.
          Everything will be, there's too much value in it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            TTYD getting one first indicates to me that it's not

            I could be wrong, maybe it will come out on Switch 2

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Eh it just makes sense to remake TTYD first because it's better. They aren't chronological so people who play TTYD first are more likely to go on to play 64 after. And if they touch up a bunch of things it wont even be disappointing to them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Eh it just makes sense to remake TTYD first because it's better.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Posting the reddit frog won't make your opinion any less incorrect.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                PM64 and TTYD are mostly the same game but TTYD is easier, has less complex level design and has more running back and forth

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >has less complex level design and has more running back and forth
                Yeah because it's more interested in playing with genre. Chapter 3, 4, and 6 have simple, linear maps but are amazing chapters of an RPG

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >PM64 and TTYD are mostly the same game but TTYD is easier, has less complex level design and has more running back and forth
                TTYD has a better atmosphere, which is what these games are all about. 64 is a great game, but it's a bit bland aesthetically. In particular the Desert, Jungle, Koopa, and Flower levels are just boring to look at and explore. In TTYD even when the level is a bit boring to play, it will at least be fun to explore and interact with the world and characters, kind of the point of an RPG.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >TTYD getting one first indicates to me that it's not
              People are thirstier for TTYD

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nog you think they're remaking the shitty SNES game and not 64? It will be a while though. Nintendo likes to space things out. We'll probably get the next new game in 2-3 years and then 64 in ~5.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don't want it to get remade 🙁

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because it really needs the graphical overhaul more than TTYD
        No it doesn’t. PM64 always had prettier visuals than TTYD and it still looks great.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        64 already looked better than TTYD however
        Likewise it looks better than this remake.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The sprites are peak soul.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only major complaint is getting all of the Quizmo Star Pieces is a tedious pain in the ass, even if it is optional.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever did the UI and animations on the remake is great at their job, it looks slick

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So far the new remixes are pretty good. Except the tutorial battle theme, the frick were they thinking.

    ?feature=shared&t=623

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hate the selection sounds borrowed from origami king used in this game, kind of hurts to be reminded by a worse game every time you make a choice menuing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With all the remixes there's a lot more going on. The music is less catchy but it's still decent to listen to.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I guess that makes sense? The old Gamecube game had the 64 partners in its code after all

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That they simply could not stop themselves from doing a watered down version of the two outline thing is red flag enough to wait and see if there's any real selling point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally best compromise without going full outline. Devs get to keep their paper aesthetic while the designs don't get butchered.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not interesting in compromising on a 20 year old game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm not interesting in compromising on a 20 year old game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Monstrously underrated post

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >compromise
        lol, I'll stick with the uncompromised one thanks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally best compromise without going full outline. Devs get to keep their paper aesthetic while the designs don't get butchered.

      There is no outline. The characters are just 3D models instead of 2D sprites, so they have an edge that can sometimes be seen depending on the angle they're facing.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did they mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Shadow people were spurned by the Stars in the sky (a sentient godlike race in Mario) so they made their own profane mimickry (the Crystal Stars) for power and balance.

      It’s actually a neat little bit of lore, the only fact we get about the Shadow race. I wish there was more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paper Mode really shows off how the game could look if it looked less puppet-y and more flat like the original. The left is 1 frame before Mario goes back to being normal from being in Paper Mode, the right is simply normal Mario.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really like the way they look with the added depth. It's just subjective, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like it also but others don't especially since people keep confusing it with a white outline that isn't actually an outline.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remake is maybe the wrong word.
    This is THE definite version, the vision they had 20 years ago but couldn't make because the GC had limitations. This is the real release.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The new trailer trying to sell the game is insufferable. Why do they still try so hard at the "whoa its PAPER" angle with that stupid wacky moron voice? I fricking swear man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trailers are not meant to sell the game to hardcore gamers who've been playing Paper Mario for 25 years. They *know* we're buying the game. This trailer is for reddit and twitter to buy the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The advertising for Paper Mario has always emphasized the paper aspects in the US (excluding Super Paper Mario).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone said that's how they tried to sell the og too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original games were also sold on the paper veneer here in the states.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well yea, because it was literally the first.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TTYD liked the whole paper angle too in its advertising but admittedly didn't focus on it as much.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The original also leaned on the paper, it just was more subdued about it, even the Japanese advertising focused on the curses. It's pretty funny how the US commercial led to a lawsuit back then.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The hate for Paper in Paper Mario is misguided. The problem is not that certain elements look like Paper. That can be an appealing art style if done right. The problem is that recent games have used the goofiness of things being made out of Paper to remove seriousness from the story. In Origami KIng, instead of the characters being torturted and mind controlled, they're being folded up into origami. That's fricking stupid and takes so much out of the tone and atmosphere of the game. It would be like instead of characters being turned into pigs in twilight town, if they were being painted white so you couldn't tell them apart. Who could take that seriously? But no, a bush looking like it's made out of cardboard doesn't automatically make a game shitty.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Blame Sticker Star. It's likely why we also got M&L Paper Jam. The world was no longer a Mario story book with some silly 4th wall breaks leaning into the visual style. Now it was literally a paper world.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Japanese marketing for the OG TTYD was just lmao Mario can become a paper airplane/flip/roll. Paper Mario goes on a big paper adventure lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The new trailer trying to sell the game is insufferable. Why do they still try so hard at the "whoa its PAPER" angle with that stupid wacky moron voice? I fricking swear man

      That's the series hook you stupid schmuck. Are you one of those zoomers who thinks the 1st games weren't actually Paper?

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paper was always the appeal of this series.
    I love that in the new trailer they put that front and center. The comedic commercial for this game is hilarious, I love that voice.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's easy for me to forgive the removing hitting on Goombella, even if I don't like it because it's likely for kids not political reasons. Having 3 seedy guys clearly trying to gangbang the main female character in a Mario game is something that some parents might not want their 6 year old seeing. But that better be it. I'm not going to be happy if they, for example, remove all the female characters hitting on Mario or Peach walking around naked while invisible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not going to be happy if they, for example, remove all the female characters hitting on Mario or Peach walking around naked while invisible.
      We have seen footage of Goombella, Ms. Mowz and Flurrie kissing Mario so far alongside their flirty dialogue. Dupree (this guy) still hits on Goombella even.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Having 3 seedy guys clearly trying to gangbang the main female character in a Mario game is something that some parents might not want their 6 year old seeing
      this is a series about a giant turtle who repeatedly tries to rape a princess. Goombas hitting on a female party member isn't anything out of line for even the most basic Mario game plot.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that all trannies, ladyboys, crossdressers, twinks, and any other form of effeminate males need to get real acquainted with a rope!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw transphobic Beldam-posting has caused me to develop a weird crush on her
      There's no way Shweet's going to be based enough to draw fat Beldam, unfortunately

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You think you're fricking funny? Reverse psychology? Really?
        Frick you. FRICK YOU.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chill out, sperg. The art is much appreciated, though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the original genuinely just looks better, the art direction is still perfect and the colors are vibrant and beautiful. Making everything shiny and the colors blending together just takes away from it all. How is this worth halving the framerate?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soul vs. Soulless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The grassland segment of the first chapter looks worse because of the change to an actual lighting system. The area is very bright, it's supposed to be and I don't know if you've ever been outside but high brightness desaturates things. With the more realistic lighting, this bright area has lost some of its color. But it's a trade off, and the normal and dark areas look much better with the proper lighting. One positive is that these super brightly lit areas being more desaturated will create a nice contrast with the other parts of the game. Hooktail's castle is gonna feel that much more dark and gloomy after walking around in the super bright grass.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because when I think Paper Mario I think realism.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it needs to look more "real" or have "proper lighting" is the thing, I like the way all the colors pop out at you. I disagree that Boggly Woods looks better, I prefer the way the black and white clashed and feel the new lighting sort of misses the point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >actual lighting system
        get rid of this garbage. this game has a single perspective camera, there's no need for anything other than pre-baked lighting, and we could probably have 60fps if they hadn't wasted resources on a useless fricking lighting system.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow. almost every single detail I can look at is superior in the original, from trees to clouds to flower petals to the fricking wood grain pattern on the fences. between the damaged art and unwanted script changes, I think I'm just going to pass this remake. frick this pajeet shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny, the top is definitely more comic book inspired while the bottom is just literal paper, the same problem that's been killing this franchise

        I too prefer the GC one but frankly I don't mind that they gave a different interpretation of it, otherwise there would be no point since I could've just replayed the original.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny, the top is definitely more comic book inspired while the bottom is just literal paper, the same problem that's been killing this franchise

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think this "remake" (really more like definitive version) looks so much better, the art direction never looked right in the 0.9 version. This definitive version is so vibrant and beautiful. Everything is so shiny and it really comes together, it really adds to paper being the appeal of this series. You can't even notice any framrate lowering because the game looks so great.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's definitive about a halved frame rate?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the game is longer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, I can't wait to have a blast with it!

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >UBERMENSCH LUDO TIER
    Paper Mario
    >GOD TIER
    Super Mario RPG
    M&L: Superstar Saga
    M&L: Dream Team
    >GREAT TIER
    Paper Mario: The Origami King
    Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope
    >GOOD TIER
    Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
    Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle
    >OK TIER
    M&L: Bowser's Inside Story
    Paper Mario: Sticker Star
    >SHITE TIER
    Super Paper Mario
    Paper Mario: Color Splash
    M&L: Partners in Time
    M&L: Paper Jam

    I haven't played those couple of sports games that are apparently RPGs as well, but that aside.. are we all in agreement with this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >God tier
      TTYD
      >Great tier
      Paper Mario 64, Mario RPG Remake
      >Good tier
      Mario RPG, Super Paper Mario, Origami King
      >Bad tier
      Color Splash
      >Why
      Sticker star
      Haven't played M&L

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SS > CS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, TTYD is the best, the rest are meh. Maybe Partners in time is a little good but the rest can be skipped.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how can one man be so tasteless..
        64 mogs TTYD in everything but combat.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >64 mogs TTYD in everything but combat.
          You mean literally half the game then

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Graphicgays need to be stomped out again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And in scenarios, characters, amount of content, level design inside the dungeons, world building, having an actual post game ...

          An actual direct comparison between TTYD and 64 is not kind to 64. You'd have to be intentionally disingenuous, embelleshing TTYD's flaws while downplaying its strengths, to pretend otherwise. 64 is still a fantastic game in its own right, but TTYD is just flat out a more realized RPG.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love dream team, but it does NOT belong that high

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >GREAT TIER
      >Paper Mario: The Origami King
      >Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope
      >GOOD TIER
      >Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
      picrel

      You think you're fricking funny? Reverse psychology? Really?
      Frick you. FRICK YOU.

      "i'm so full from transphobia! yum!"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >TTYD 3 tiers below 64 for some reason despite the two games being extremely similar
      >hating SPM and PiT
      >Color Splash below Sticker Star
      You never played those games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe.

      We're home, PM RPG bros.

      >God tier
      TTYD
      >Great tier
      Paper Mario 64, Mario RPG Remake
      >Good tier
      Mario RPG, Super Paper Mario, Origami King
      >Bad tier
      Color Splash
      >Why
      Sticker star
      Haven't played M&L

      No, TTYD is the best, the rest are meh. Maybe Partners in time is a little good but the rest can be skipped.

      how can one man be so tasteless..
      64 mogs TTYD in everything but combat.

      >GREAT TIER
      >Paper Mario: The Origami King
      >Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope
      >GOOD TIER
      >Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
      picrel
      [...]
      "i'm so full from transphobia! yum!"

      Based.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was his problem?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chestnut king is implied to be the goomba king from paper mario 1
      >luigi's entire adventure was to fight the tutorial boss from the last game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >chestnut king is implied to be the goomba king from paper mario 1
        It is?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "Kuri King" in Japanese so same character name.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently he was supposed to be a recolor of an enemy that never made it past the beta stage. I wonder if they'll be restored in the remake.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, I think he's a beta Smorg. TCRF has a whole section on it.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unpopular opinion but if Nintendo ever returns to the classic formula for future entries I hope all partners are based on already existing races like in the original game.

    I was never a fan of Flurrie and Vivian design-wise. Vivian feels out of place and Flurrie is straight up just ugly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Flurrie is straight up just ugly
      Low test.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they replace Mario greeting with this thumbs up because they thought it looked like he was trying to heil hitler?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did it to appease G*rmans.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What? You're breaking up. What mans?

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of belly shape is best for Vivian?

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >30 FPS
    Come on

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good god, I'd rather have nuPM than this shitflinging nonsense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nuPM also has shitflinging though.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see a lot of Vivian posting in this thread so I’m gonna post my pic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hot, got any more female (female) Vivian feet?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah will post them in the next /aco/ thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think you're fricking funny? Reverse psychology? Really?
      Frick you. FRICK YOU.

      very lewd

      Damn.

      Let's be fair, on here any mention of the character has been met with that shit for years at this point, there will be gratuitous shitposting no matter how they handle it.

      unf
      i love boos and sirens

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vivian's eyes are drawn pretty good here, on model

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why did the artist draw her with two sets of eyes?

        Forced meme.
        Didn't laugh.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Meme?

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're home, PM RPG bros.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back to >>>/vr/ you tards
    Buying this shit will only fund sticker star 4, stop being in denial

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop talking about new videogames
      Nah.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Next you're going to claim that the shitty NSP N64 are new video games too
        Imagine being so fricking moronic that you're unable to plug in your GameCube wii wii u or download Dolphin, and require Nintendo to tell you what you should play

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >even bothering to pirate
          Have some fricking standards anon

          seethe more, it's ttyd remake era whether you like it or not.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo doesnt deserve that money, the only reason people care about remakes is because new games ar eshit and old games are good.

    Play the original

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Artstyle changes were already putting me off a bit but now with the script changes I'm firmly in the pirate before even thinking about buying camp.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >even bothering to pirate
      Have some fricking standards anon

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one of your favorite games gets a remake
    >but in the time since its original release a deranged fetish cult has arisen and imposed its views on one of the game's characters, forever ruining all discourse surrounding it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fetishgays ruin everything
      many such cases

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Single compilation video of all preview gameplay

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers really don't like Beldam, huh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf i love argentina now

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats actually new here?

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is someone know if the NSP file leaked?

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    forced soul

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My dick forced up your ass.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario says-a to punch a TERF! Wa-ha-hoo!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fight threats to trans lives
      So Mario will kill Vivian before the inevitable suicide?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He reveals to her that she doesn't have a penis and thus was a girl all along, and was gaslit into thinking she was a boy who thought he was a girl by manipulative trannies and Beldam calling her a man as an insult to her femininity.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          .........am I allowed to like this character or not

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Trannies know everyone thinks they're are very mentally ill. Two trending Paper Mario memes since 2023 (one is pic related with Beldam) was trans aligners laughing at themselves with transphobia jokes in an attempt to cope at their own "situation". kek.
      and it's still happening.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Trannies are gay lmao"
        >"Y-Yeah, well... LOOK! THIS IS YOU!!!!"
        They aren't even trying lmao

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >20 years of ignoring fan request
    >occasionally outright spiting them
    >Origami King gets massive blowback
    >need to damage control
    >don’t want to piss off nufans
    >want to shit something out quickly
    >remakes sell for more than ports
    >they’re also more marketable (Thanks NSO)
    I’m just mad that their response to the blowback wasn’t to develop or, at least, announce that a true TTYD successor is in development. I can play the original game anytime, so I’m not looking for a $60 Switch port (“faithful” remake).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe they are testing the waters to see how to get the series forward. A remake requires a smaller investment and is useful to gauge public interest in this kind of games. We are also at the end of Switch's life so a new instalment would be reserved for Switch 2 anyway

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the wrong fanbase to try that with. Way too jaded from years of disappointment and neglect.

        Granted, the remaining fans who have been around from the N64 and GC days are a tiny fraction of the consumer base. I don’t think Nintendo really cares about them at this point.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's exactly why they'd need to test the waters and see how the new fanbase reacts to the older PM games before making a completely new game in that style

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I get it. I just seethe slightly when I see influencers and others with brain-rot try to say the remake is some sort of an apology or course correction from Nintendo. It’s a very self-serving move on their part, and like a lot of their decisions this generation, it aims to benefit new consumers over long-term consumers.

            From a business point of view, there is certainly money to be made here, and I can’t fault them for that. I just can’t help but think “Wow. Another Paper Mario game that I don’t want, and it’s yet another remake on Switch”. Feels like the old guard is being ignored, once again, and left behind.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's certainly a better news for the "old guard" than a new PM on the style of the recent ones. At least it gives some hope they could go back to its root if it is successful

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >better news for the "old guard" than a new PM on the style of the recent ones
                Barely, if at all. I’m not allowing myself to have blind faith in a company that purposely ignored a reasonable request from fans like myself for two decades. I’ll have hope when they announce a proper sequel, and that hope will be that they don’t frick it up.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Feels like the old guard is being ignored, once again, and left behind.
              Yeah, thats how I feel too. I accepted they won't go back.
              >inb4 just be grateful they are remaking a game you want
              >inb4 you'll never be satisfied
              Not at all. I would have preferred they ported the first 3 games AND not made them Nintendo Online exclusive crap. Just let people play the originals and charge like $60. How freaking hard is that to do? If they want to make a new game in the same vain as rhe first 2 games they should have done it instead of remaking TTYD. Anyone hoping they will I am afraid are misguided. Show me a new Paper Mario like the first two games Nintendo and I may buy it. But for now all I see is a cash grab similar to the RPG remake.
              Don't get me wrong, its better than nothing (and I actually liked the RPG remake) but again I would have preferred straight ports. Don't fix what isn't broken.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why won't you accept that your childhood crush was trans this whole time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My childhood crush is not trans, child. She never was. That is your delusions speaking.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Nintendo hates them

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad they censored it. I'm just going to emulate the original, nobody should be giving money to them for ruining the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original english version was censored too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not nearly as bad, so it is very worth it to play the original for free and keep my money in my wallet 🙂

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo never comments on Birdo dong status for decades
    >Nintendo sidesteps the whole Vivian issue completely in the remake
    >”WE DID IT!!!!”

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really hope Vivian just stays as a biological girl who’s simply called ugly despite being pretty like in the US GameCube version, just so everyone shuts up about this topic and focus on the game.

      God, is this how Guilty Gear fans felt when zoomer tourists invaded their series because of Bridget?

      She will, I hate trannies like you wouldn't believe but Vivian gays are actually pretty okay, at least compared to Bridget goons, they kicked down the door and flooded the community, but thats what fighting game communities get for what they did to smash, either way, there will be no trans message with Vivian in the remake

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's still crying about losing the Bridget battle
        lol
        lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Losing

          No gay, I never liked Bridget, and I think what they did to him was shitty, but once again, not my problem, fighting game communities celebrated when smash was no longer at Evo, saying their communities were saved, only for Bridget to troon out on Evo that very same year

          This is what fighting game trannies deserve

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long until Twittergays get bfto’d?

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope Vivian just stays as a biological girl who’s simply called ugly despite being pretty like in the US GameCube version, just so everyone shuts up about this topic and focus on the game.

    God, is this how Guilty Gear fans felt when zoomer tourists invaded their series because of Bridget?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really think the zoomer tourists will stop if they take out any mention of Vivian being a guy? They already made up the fan fiction in their head, there is no going back.

      If they could, they would take every trap character away, I still see it with Astolfo and Chihiro.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love the double standard people takw on censorship

    >"Waaah, Waaah. It used to make fun of Goombette for being a girl but now it doesn't. Waaaah, waaaah."
    >"What? Vivian? They BETTER keep her a biological female. It's SACRILEGIOUS that young kids who may play this game may believe trannies exist! We must protect my- I mean their eyes."

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