Paradoxbros, we lost??????

Paradoxbros, we lost??????

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paradox hasn't released a good game since Hoi4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well technically ck3 and cities Skyline count I guess

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah both are terrible, and CK2 is better

        Paradox hasn't released a good game since Hoi4

        I enjoyed Stellaris, but they clearly don’t give a frick about supporting it beyond shitty updates
        >you vill get no ground combat update and you vill like ze shitty ms office spreadsheet, yes?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ck3 base game is better than ck2 base game you delusional Black person, tours and tournaments is the best piece of dlc ever made in the series too.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            CK2 with all dlc>CK3
            All CK3 does is take up more space

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ck3 base game is better than ck2 base game
            And why is this supposed to be how you run a competition? CK2 is fully released will all dlcs freely available for anyone who can operate a PC. CK3 is supposed to surpass that mark, that's what it's competing against, not some hypothetical base game CK2 release back in Paleozoic era

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Too much effort, just update the graphics (add ugly 3D models) and sell the redditors 100 DLCs all over again.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, I'm looking forward to this Sims for males direction they're going for. It's a different game, not CK anymore, but I'll gladly pirate and play it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stellaris got a lot of updates but they aren't fixing the fundamental issues such as poor late-game performance and that still kinda riles people up because you need a high-end CPU to play the game at a decent speed after about 100 in-game years in.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >CS
        No idea
        >ck3
        >good
        Truly frogposters are moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Paradox hasn't released a good game since Hoi4
      Since 2013.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *ck2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And they're determined to ruin HOI4 with each new update + dlc. Who cares about the international market? Why was half of south america given a dlc but not germany or japan? Why hasn't the japanese ai been fixed so that it can actually take all of China?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paradox games were never good

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the game so far, despite its looks it's not actually Civilization 6, it has some elements from Civilization such as barbarians and stuff but that's it.
    So far the biggest criticisms I've seen of it were how others rushing through the ages dictate the ages for everyone, probably meant to be player-centered AKA the player gets to dictate the ages but it just means some AI empire or another is in charge of that while the player is researching all of the era's techs, and how the AI can be needlessly aggressive.
    It feels early access but it's overall pretty nice from what I've played so far. 4X certainly needs a shake-up, the last Civilization game was released more than 7 years ago and Humankind didn't work out as something to budge Civilization 6 out of the throne, despite Civilization 6 being a bad game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried the Old Word?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A bit but I didn't play much beyond the tutorial, I should try it again sometime, I really liked what I've seen of it because it also aimed to fix issues that were pretty common to 4X games in general, such as requiring a limited resource that refreshes each turn in order to both move military units and perform domestic improvements, or having preset locations for colonization to avoid forward-settling shenanigans. The only thing I didn't like much about it was how short the game would feel in the grand scheme of things because it doesn't progress past the classical times, but that's just because I'm used to Civilization and space games. I really liked Empire Earth though but that's an RTS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Civilization game was released more than 7 years ago
      What? Civ VI came out like 2 years ago

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, I... I... I thought you were a GEP gun

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paradox is one the scummiest companies out there. Frick their shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. assblasted Sid Meyer consoomer

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it looks like a mobile game

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No demo? So we just have to trust that their shitty civ clone is worth $60?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there was one during steamfest, wonder if they'll do it again

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a hoi4 modder, ama

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. Are you transgender or in the process of transitioning
      2. How many hours do you have logged
      3. If the answer to question 1 is no you are lying

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1) no, but i am bisexual
        2) 3462.8 hours
        3) i'm not

        do you like ponies?

        yes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no such a thing as bisexual man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you like ponies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is Hoi4?
      And have you game development experiece or what experience?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >worse graphics than Civ5
    >worse gameplay than Civ4
    >does absolutely nothing we haven't seen in this genere thus far
    This game had no fricking chance
    like, who the frick at Paradox approved of this? It looks like an indie kickstarter project

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do the combat scenes look so cheap?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game isnt even made by Paradox
    >its even in the OP
    >made by some shitty mobile company
    >Ganker manchildren get mad with rage at paradox

    Come on bros. I hate paradox (for their dlc policy and shitty online pass) too, but they literally didnt do anything this time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's made by people who worked on AoE1 and 2 IIRC.
      Still, Paradox rushed them. Again. They keep doing that with their published games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you must understand Johan needs the dosh cuz hes about to fix europa universalis once and for all

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That image looks completely AI-generated. Is it just me?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, does look AI-generated.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Concept sounds kino, what's wrong with the game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its a shitty hex Civ clone made in an engine that supports provinces and other stuff from EU4 and stellaris but only uses some of it so its mishmash of game mechanics from grand strategy and turb based 4x...

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >paradox israelites you out of every possible dime, makes shit content for god knows how long by this point
    >people still give them cash
    what gives? there's some people who dish out thousands for paradox DLC

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How preachy, gay and lame it is?
    I get HUMANkind shit vibes from it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one answered this, not even discord troons.
      Give it straight to me, how bad is the pozz?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never played that, was it pozzed?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played a single one of their games vanilla so I couldn't care less. Let me know once it gets some cool mods if ever.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with the price tag? I was going to pick it up thinking it would be literally half the price it ended up being now I'm literally never going to buy it out of anger.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's my main question. Can I play without Black folk?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on your definition of the word.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess I will have to look it up then. The defnition is of "without Black folk" is "there are no Black folk".

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is a person here with game dev experience?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I made some porno text adventures when I was in college. Does that count?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They want $52 for the demo of a paradox game

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a video on it. It looks average but I like the idea of "Crisises" in a 4X setting.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, their idea of Ages that can evolve into something completely ahistorical like Victorian steampunk is pretty fricking neat and I'd actually like to see that in a proper Civilization 7.

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