It's Saturday Night! and its time t- *critical hit* ...... *schadenfreude*
Address: 131.153.201.95:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club
Password is the usual
>Why the frick are there so many saysounds I have to download.
just get them here so you dont have to wait in the server for the majority of them.
Saysounds (~300MB, extract to 'tfdownloadsoundvansounds')
https://madhammer.club/files/saysounds.7z
>This map is taking forever to download/Im getting a mismatched map error
go to http://madhammer.club/tf2 and download the map in question then drop it in the steamappscommonTeam Fortress 2tfdownloadmaps
>as for sunday, I GOT DINO D DAY ACTUALLY WORKING 🙂
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Password is johnwoo
no its rage
the password is rage
and you can type !sounds to turn off the sounds
Good evening gentlemen. Yesterday during Friday Night Gankeran, we presented a special tribute micspammed broadcast, recognizing the musical career and impact on black culture of Michael Jackson. However, now some 24 hours later, the facts of his horrific deeds are now apparent. Therefore, other than my comments, there will be no mention of Mr. Jackson's name the rest of this weekend. On the contrary, tonight's Gankeran will be dedicated to everyone who has been molested by this terrible man. This night marks the first step of the healing process. Tonight, gaymins will do what they do better than anyone else in the world: !nominate_tf2 party
password is actually rage
looks like a good day for (you) TO GET THE FUUUUCK IN
Ror2 bros... Dino D day is still fun tho
i kinda wanted to see what would happen to get 20+ people in that game
its gonna turn into a shitshow but it'd be funny
red orchestra 2? that'd be great
me2, also I wish to go fast as loader with my bros
That's cool, when's Day of Defeat?
>Password is the usual
>Playercount is the usual
GET IN GET IN
GET IIIIINNNNNNN
15 yeomen on cp_degrootkeep
get new blood
remove it
only heterosexual intelligent people keep passwords on their servers!!!!
>nominate map not seen before out of curiosity
>no one can download it
>voting pd_ EVER
you Black folk deserve a dead server
pd is a good gamemode, frick you
getting into pl_vesper with a dozen or so players
this is the way the Gankeran ends
this is the way the Gankeran ends
this is the way the Gankeran ends
not with a bang but a whimper
At least we kept out all the annoying newfriends with our password, right fellow Gankeranbros?
the password is in the thread right now
>another dead saturday
>
oh god oh god oh man oh jeez aaaahhh
17 players on koth_hypocenter
allah willing more players shall join
i'll join in a few hours, it's more fun during midnight
Me2 (mountain time)
19 players enduring endless votekicks on omen (it won't go away)
How about the fact that I hate this dead server?
I get on they're on a shitty vanilla map.
Wasting their time spamming plap and shitty micspam with some other frickin' jerkoffs, giggling in the thread like a bunch of school girls
I should smash their frickin' faces in.
What's the van member tier list looking like?
SSSS tier:
me
drunk micspam tier:
warrior
gaymin tier:
gaymins
S TIER:
me
F TIER:
everyone else
>Find us also on Crystal Cafe
is this a joke or are you people actually trannies
Kill Minimelt. Behead Minimelt. Roundhouse kick Minimelt into the concrete. Slam dunk Minimelt's babies into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Minimelt. Defecate in Minimelt's food. Launch Minimelt into the sun. Stir fry Minimelt in a wok. Toss Minimelt into active volcanoes. Urinate into Minimelt's gas tank. Judo throw Minimelt into a wood chipper. Twist Minimelt's head off. Report Minimelt to the IRS. Karate chop Minimelt in half. Curb stomp pregnant Minimelts. Trap Minimelt in quicksand. Crush Minimelt in the trash compactor. Liquefy Minimelt in a vat of acid. Eat Minimelt. Dissect Minimelt. Exterminate Minimelt in the gas chamber. Stomp Minimelt's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Minimelt in the oven. Lobotomize Minimelt. Mandatory abortions for Minimelts. Grind Minimelt's fetus in the garbage disposal. Drown Minimelt in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Minimelt with a ray gun. Kick old Minimelt down the stairs. Feed Minimelt to alligators. Slice Minimelt with a katana. Put a bomb in Minimelt's mouth. Throw knives at Minimelt. Inflate Minimelt until he pops. Send Minimelt into a blackhole. Castrate Minimelt. Feed Minimelt poisoned food. Force Minimelt to walk the plank. Push Minimelt into a pit. Kneel on Minimelt's neck. Curse Minimelt with a spell. Stuff Minimelt babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Minimelt with a tank. Pop Minimelt's car tire. Strike Minimelt children with a ruler. Make Minimelt swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Minimelt's limbs. Airdrop Minimelt into Antarctica. Throw Minimelt off the boat. Pressurize Minimelt into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Minimelt's ass. Falcon-punch Minimelt in the face. Make Minimelt into fiction. Blow Minimelt's head off with grenade launchers. Blow Minimelt's brain open with a sniper rifle. Lock Minimelt in a cage and drown him underwater. Nail Minimelt to a cross and stab him. Crush Minimelt with a press. Total Mini death.
23 n'wahs on cp_powerworks
>unfunny micspam
>random earrape noises
no thanks
>unfunny micspam
shut your prostitute mouth
>random earrape noises
type !sounds you Black
nah I think I'll just play on a different server instead
filtered
24 ccp appreciators on koth_king
WE LOST A REAL ONE TODAY FELLAS o7
#JusticeForNoble
frickdathomie
Now Imma drop somethin' on y'all that...a lot of people aint gon' like when they hear what I'm about to say....but there's a man who ~~*THESE PEOPLE*~~ convinced us was a madman.
what were his crimes, other than being GAY
>cant even break 24 players
dead server
25 players mourning the loss of Noble Voice on cp_ambush
The gaymin who flubed up and banned someone for longer than they meant to has been punished, he can now no longer spam saysounds. The punishment probably didnt work I don't care
highest amount of effort a janny has ever demonstrated
22 space cowboys on ach_jpcity
rip my homie ach_jpcity
27 tendies on nintendo_land
suck ass van tonight
this is better than tf2sharty
99% of maps are
29 players with a multitude of objects inside of their big FAT asses on warioware
gaymins need to bring back typing
27 MYSTERY homieS on cp_clue
UP NEXT: DR_SHADOWMOSES
a
dead server
Server died?
24 players learning the basics of cqc on dr_shadowmoses
please dont kill the server before I get back home
>dr already
t-thanks
>vote for shit maps
>server dies
it's already dead at 930 lmao
24 players holding to dear life on db_spire
>930
refer to a real time zone please
Alright, what do we gotta do to insure that the Gankeran maintains a healthy player base of atleast 32 past midnight?
Maplist cleanup, ever since the new batch so many silly maps were just kept in the early rotation. Also password removal for a week or two because like it or not, that's how you get curious new faces. No one wants to admit it but a good chunk of players found this server not from the threads but from the server browser.
>from the server browser
people really found this place from the browser?
Don't know if it really counts but I was reminded this place exist when saw it in the server browser. Now I'm a regular
yes
and it brought me back to this shit after I left for nine years
here forever
24 is good enough and has been the standard for eons, I swear the 100 man limit has skewered people's views as if that gimmicky shit isn't less than a year old.
Studies have shown that higher over all player count leads to higher player retention into the night. Lowering the player count will drive retention through the floor. The server goes through lulls every now and again theres nothing we can do about it. Going by the server logs when the password was off only a few players actually waited around long enough to download the 30 minutes worth of assets and fewer rejoined more than once. This drive to attract non-Ganker users to the server is misguided and childish at best. All suggestions with the goal of increasing player count and retention have been tried and either lead to manchildren screaming endlessly or not doing jack shit. The only way to keep the server alive is to not cause crashes/disconnections, everything else is just guess work cope by people who should be fragging instead of thinking.
I truly believe that once 64 bit gets implemented and less people crash, player retention will increase.
>all of red except Fhum dies to nuke
>blue, with 10 people alive, still managed to lose
he's too powerful
admin wanted at least 1 win for his team
what a nice guy
balloon_race with 25 gamers sauntering into midnight
(but this is where it ends for me)
>boring map
and there goes the server
bro we've tried everything though bro
DO NOT let it die before I leave my wage cage
it's already dead moron
Not yet snake its not over yet
23 quickscopers having fun on mw2 highrise
fuhuck jannies
see you next weekend fellas
>hurr I know what will save the Gankeran, a killbox map
tastelikeshit
say sue;say cuhm;say sue;say cuhm;say sue;say cuhm;say sue;say cuhm;say sue;say cuhm;say sue;say cuhm;
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
nothing, nothing
ALRIGHT MAGGOTS. I WANNA SEE SIX HOT LOADS, IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW
Someone post that one viva la bam party Gankeran image
You guys should, like, totally post the group chat so I can see what kind of gossip goes on there
it was posted yesterday. try again in 6 months
10 messi's on pass_soccer
thegame
alright lets not do that again
It's over/100 in wii tennis
LET ME IN
gn