>party enters room
>enemies appear
>doors are magically locked until enemies are defeated
>party enters room. >enemies appear. >doors are magically locked until enemies are defeated
>party enters room
>enemies appear
>doors are magically locked until enemies are defeated
>party enters room
>enemies appear
>doors are all open so enemies from further in the dungeon come rushing out to attack the party
>the rogue-like experience
>the tower defense experience
I told you we were playing The Legend of Zelda RPG, bro.
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>A trap is sprung the moment you open the door
>Even if you act like every door is trapped
>approach every door with a 10 feet pole
>every door is pull to open
>Not springing for the hook/claw attachment.
Poorgays, will they ever learn?
>Party enters room
>enemies appear
>enemies can't leave until the players are defeated
>can do whatever you want for your games
>doesn't do what he wants for his games
If you don't stand and fight you're a homo. If I have to force you to act heterosexual in my campaign then so be it. It's not that complex.
I'm going to have gay sex with the monsters until you open the doors.
I'm going to pretend it's hetero sex and you can't stop me
That doesn't change what you did, no matter how many layers of irony and denial you'd like to hide behind.
>party enters room
>enemies appear
>doors are magically locked until enemies have sex
My doujins...
>nogames makes something up and gets mad about it
You're not a mod.
You're not even a janny.
And yet, he does it for free.
>party enters room
>enemies appear
>our weapons are useless till we beat them in a rap battle
Honestly I am fricking sick of magic. You go do something and boom, magic trap that you had no clue or chance of avoiding. Do something smart or find a loophole? Boom, magic is there to stop you. You find treasure? Boom its cursed and your almost dead.
Sounds like you are mostly sick of shitty GMing.
See, you say that, but my party keeps getting assblasted because they don't seem to understand that they aren't the only ones who know about Magic. They get REALLY pissy that people have learned to defend things against magic in the last 100,000 years that Magic has been widely known to the public.
>Me: "You find a pit of spikes 25 foot across-"
>Players: "Roll to find traps"
>Me: "Ok, you look around, you find no traps."
>Players: "Cast Find Traps."
>Me: "You can sense a Fireball trap located on the other side of the pit."
>Players: "Ok, we Misty Step across to the other side of the trap.
>Me: "You are all committing to the Misty Step?"
>Players: "Yes, seems easy."
>Me: "Ok, as you disappear in a puff of smoke and reappear in a prison cell."
>Players: "Ayyo what the frick?"
>Me: "You really thought a secret cabal of magic users, who know they are being hunted by other magic users, would design a trap that can be easily foiled by any moron with level 2 spell slot?"
What the party members don't seem to understand is that after they keep using the same tricks to get around the bad guys traps, the bad guys start shaking things up to make them harder to get around.
Try to play a game without magic.
>party enters room
>enemies enter
>no one can leave until doors are defeated
>Party enters the Wizard's Tower
>doors lock behind them
>a crystal ball in the center of the room lights up
>"I want to play a game"