>Pass the controller bro

>Pass the controller bro

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Controllers peaked right here.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The D-Pad is abysmal

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hard disagree
      however... a hybrid of it and the latest controller would be perfection for xbox layout

      but otherwise I still love playstation controllers since they work for pretty much anything

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      gamecube mogs it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woops wrong image.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fixed it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          WHAT THE FRICK IT'S A BOOMERANG

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          pretty cool

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >every single nintendo console needs a third party 3D printed handle to play

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They were made for small, nimble, kid hands. Not my arthiritc old man mittens.
            Just buy a 8bitdo or a used DS4

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah the DualSense is the best controller I've ever used. I don't even have a PlayStation I just bought it for my PC. Never liked the asymmetry of the Xbox controllers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dpad was always fricking shit and I hated that battery tumor but damn those frickers were basically invincible. I haven't had a controller that lasted this long without shit like randomly dying or stick drift or whatever in about two decades. Meanwhile I'm on my third or fourth SeX controller in two years and that's only because everyone is selling 2-3 year warranties for €5 with them nowadays.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. My 360 controller lasted for a fricking million years and my brother still uses his for his PC to this very day. Shit was built to fricking last back in the day.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Dpad is utter shit. No USB charging without a proprietary connector. Proprietary wireless.'

      Bluetooth is a good thing as long as you have wired as an option. Gyro is also a good thing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the Nintendo Switch Pro Controller. I like the bigger ABXY buttons, and I always hated analog triggers. The d-pad tends to input up or down when you press left or right, but this can be easily fixed with Steam Input... or tape.
      Too bad mine started drifting after three months... t-thanks Nintendo.

      But after getting a Steam Deck, I'm starting to like touchpads. I hope Valve makes a Steam Controller 2 at some point.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This would be my favorite controller of all time if they just fixed the fricking D pad.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          As I said, it didn't bother me as much because with Steam Input you can disable diagonal inputs. This wouldn't work for fighting games, but for the games I play the issue was effectively fixed.
          But my left analog stick started drifting after 200 hours of use...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm gonna be 100% honest, its a good controller but a knockoff rockcandy i bought like 6 years ago beats it for me because its only wired, has no battery bulge and just works with my PC

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wish you could still find brand spanking new genuine ones, had to retire my wired 360 and I fricking hate nu-xbox controllers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      DS4 is massive improvement compared to x360. Literally every aspect of it feels better to use.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the ps4 controllers more than my PS5 ones, PS4s unironically feel better put together.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t have dualsense but switch to glossy plastic for buttons alone is already a downgrade from DS4

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This lil homie even LOOKS nice to hold. Draws you in

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone that says this automatically outs themselves as a pleb. No, Dualshock isn't any better, but the 360 controller had the worst fricking deadzone of any controller in history. It was fricking atrocious. The Original Duke and OG small were a million times better.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woops wrong image.

      For me, it's the Nintendo Switch Pro Controller. I like the bigger ABXY buttons, and I always hated analog triggers. The d-pad tends to input up or down when you press left or right, but this can be easily fixed with Steam Input... or tape.
      Too bad mine started drifting after three months... t-thanks Nintendo.

      But after getting a Steam Deck, I'm starting to like touchpads. I hope Valve makes a Steam Controller 2 at some point.

      As an actual idort that has owned over a dozen different controllers, the PS4 controller is objectively the best

      It really annoys me when people clearly only had one or two consoles in their lives talk about “best evurr”

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The select and start buttons are annoying to use but yeah it's alright

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate the ps4 controller for that dumb ugly memepad in the middle and its annoying blue light tbqhwy

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can change the light color.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your opinion is shit and you're a homosexual and a Black person

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's so close to perfection but sony had to be moronic
        I'd rather just use my old playstation pads than use the DS4
        the battery life on the DS4 is garbage

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's too small for my gigachad hands, otherwise yes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enter

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all the best parts of a dualshock+analog gates
        >so analog sticks are trash in anything but gamecube games
        >no analog triggers so you cannot even play gamecube games
        why did they do this just why?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish companies would fricking quit putting speakers on the controllers. I don't know a single motherfricker who doesn't mute that shit.

    >Lift to wake
    Annoying as frick.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the real annoying shit is the bright as frick leds
      the speakers are fine since it's optional

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah frick the LEDs too. Especially on the dualshocks. They need to fricking fire whoever keeps pushing that shit. I get that they want motion tracking for their camera, but but it's such a niche fricking thing and we all have to suffer for it. At least MS restricts it to their gay little logo.

        I wish I could say nintendo sits in the golden middle, but their controllers right now are low quality shit, full stop. Not even debating it. Joycon is fricking disgusting and the pro is like 2 generations behind on ergonomics.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The xbox controller is the worst thing to happen to video game peripherals.
    We have been stifled for over twenty years with a forced lack of innovation all thanks to the XInput "standard"

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am sick of wireless controllers being the norm now
    The wireless agenda is trying to remove all wired appliances and replace them with wireless
    They're coming for your mouse next

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick them over by using wireless controllers wired

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like it was dipped in a vat

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      value added tax?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This MFer is the best thing ever for 2d games. Actually better than legit Saturn controller.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plus the cost isn't a ball buster to your bank account either.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they're even making controllers with vitiligo now

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the input lag will still be worse than a ds4/ds5. even worse on the console itself

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't a company made a dildo joystick yet? You could control the game with the tilt of your body. When you take damage it vibrates.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eventually we will need extra fingers

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no gyro
    What the frick were they thinking?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >controller with stockings
    sexoooo

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that with more silent buttons they get a bit more squishy to push. A bit as Nintendo or PS game pads.

    I have a panda Elite 2 and I like it but I wish buttons were softer. But apparently most people don't seem to care...

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Still no gyro
    Not buying
    Eat shit MS

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    same shit battery as every chinese shit for 2$?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the DS5 actually good? It's a bit pricey but I want a Gyro controller for my PC
    >actually It's called DualSense
    I'm not calling it that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's good. The shape is better than the ds4, the buttons feel very nice. The only downsides for me are how heavy it is, the shitty dpad and the lack of back paddles

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it half white and half black?
    Why is there more white than black?
    WHY IS THE WHITE OVERTAKING THE BLACK?
    THE WHITE IS LITERALLY DOMINATING THE BLACK

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/7Tya94B.jpg

      >Pass the controller bro

      It's this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          dogs dont wear pants
          #debunked

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not gay, sorry. I see things and think of girls not dogs.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Dualsense is the best controller of all time and I'm not even going to start pretending that it isn't...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have two of those but I also have two Elite Series 2 controllers, respectfully disagree.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    just give me buttons that don't stick and thumbsticks with hall effect that won't die in half a year or less jesus fricking christ who gives a frick about mobile app features

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. No point in a nice controller if it shits the bed in months.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        just give me buttons that don't stick and thumbsticks with hall effect that won't die in half a year or less jesus fricking christ who gives a frick about mobile app features

        we all want our cake and to eat it to but reality is you don't really have much choice
        you can buy whatever third party controller that advertises it but you cannot get past the bullshit features of certain consoles
        either way you're stuck between a rock and old used up controllers

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but you cannot get past the bullshit features of certain consoles
          One adapter later and I can use my third party with shit they don't want it to be used with, or alternatively I just say frick the consoles and stick to PC. But this wasn't about lock out, it was about how Xbox and Playstation emphasize gimmicks over quality solely to upsell you on more $60-70 controllers.

          Don't even get me started on those fricking Elites. "High quality materials" my fricking ass.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Adapters are useful but you missed the entire point
            trying to emulate playstation consoles is a nightmare and xbox is impossible it seems
            and nintendo shit works but the controllers change every time
            it just seems absurd

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox one controller
    PlayStation 5 D-pad
    Upper left stick for 3D games
    Lower left stick for 2D games
    Gyro so the gyro gays will shut the frick up about it
    In built mic
    Every controller comes with a rechargable battery pack but you have the option to put batteries in if you want

    There. The perfect controller.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great, more surfaces for my gamer gunk to get stuck in.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >taking a toothpick the the crevices on a controller you've had for 6 months

      i feel dirty and satisfied at the same time. i like pimple popping videos so i guess i shouldn't be surprised

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me its dualsense

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today I remind them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      saggy analogue breasts
      (Why is the dpad angled like that?)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the infinite rage if sony makes another controller like this the next playstation and just removes features and adds some utter nonsense again liek a touch pad and led but worse

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're adding that gimmicky shit to our controller now. It's over.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >accelerometer for useless lift to wake
    >no gyro
    just release mandatory kinect and have a nice day for good useless swines

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >controller moves slightly
      >turns on, activates console, and drains your battery
      Heh! It was never personnel kiddo just business

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If a controller wore pants would it wear them like this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I walk into a room the pants drop off my xbox controller

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No joke, the XSX controller is pretty great, bought one months ago and love it.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We have the Dual Sense Edge at home

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does no one make controllers sweaty-palm friendly

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just wear latex gloves, thats what I do. Better grip too

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        not them but then the gloves get coated so you fixed nothing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a latex fetish so actually it fixes everything

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my (wired) Xbox 360 controller still works fine TODAY. I've had like 4 Xbox one controllers break do to stick drift or other issues, hell I remember several years ago I got TWO broken Xbox one controllers in one week both brand new out of the box, the bumpers were falling out literally the moment I took them out of the packaging.

    why is everything made so fricking poorly??

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how D-Pad will be for fighting games.
    The current controller has the sides too seep, so you can end up easily missing an input.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no hall effect

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is hall effect more durable i don't really care about accuracy too much

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but these aren't hall effect.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's more accurate and more durable but it's limited to like 3 controllers

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >analog not in line with each other
    >have to move hand to use dpad as hotkeys
    I will always prefer the dualshock.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The turn on controller on movement is a nice feature because when I'm watching stuff it turns off every 5 minutes and there's no way to change that. It is very annoying

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