Pathfinder Kingmaker

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's only intelligent women

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to replay
    >remember everything past act 2
    >don't make it past the install button

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not 8 INT
    into the trash

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >9 INT
    >19 CON
    >blonde
    She's literally a bimbo.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bimbos are supposed to be attractive, not have that ugly ass manjaw

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up homosexual

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Wants to frick woman that looks like a man
          >Calls me a homosexual

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sees men in attractive women
            Yeah you're a gay homosexual homosexual.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

              [...]


              lmao

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny cause they made it bigger

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The image on the right is better sadly, Valerie being portrayed as a very good looking blonde in the game and so she decides to cut her hair short in a boyish style to prevent being drooled on by every man crossing her path. The left side is over done to uglify her clearly.
          Anyway Valerie is an amazing waifu and if you build her right she's a power house too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      9int is above average anon. 8 is the average human for all stats

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        humans start with 10 in all stats

        So you're saying that Amiri is smarter than her? And Nok-Nok?

        yes

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well in that case your INT is even lower than Valerie's.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            sorry, your waifu is dumber than a goblin (at least he's a very smart goblin)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Except they don't. Human PCs in the point buy system do. The typical generic human npc has the stat range of 6-12.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the most fun part about this game so far is the downtime between the bullshit main quests so i can build up my kingdom, explore, do companion quests and get flooded with artisan items

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never change Ganker
    waifu thread instantly devolving into two Gankerirgins getting too invested in yelling at each other instead of talking about the thread kek

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the game allows you to mod any character portrait
    >instead of doing so, autists are crying about the ugly portraits

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did do that yes
      https://www.nexusmods.com/pathfinderkingmaker/mods/149
      Won't stop me from complaining about the actual portrait

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL smash the Nymphussy for the best ending
    and you will be happy

    Went for that on my first playthrough since non of the available romances were interesting to me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I don't want to frick the Baldur's Gate 3 narrator

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is sex with a Nymph like ? I'm sure there is official Paizo material that describes how it is.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care about her but I enjoy killing the meme king, thank god for bag of tricks so I can romance the twins while also getting the secret edning

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >enjoy killing the meme king
        But he is one of the best parts about KM.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, he's a great villain, so? I still want to kill him

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            My first encounter was memorable for many reasons.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >villain
            he did nothing wrong though, why would i want to kill him?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              What do you get out of simping for a giant fireball that isn't even going to frick you?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's the best villain from both games but that just makes killing him more satisfying

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy that the best ending of the game is you frick the antagonist and you create a kingdom that's pretty much heaven on earth.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw she was a hard lesson in not letting your wiener guide you

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any tips for beneath the stolen lands standalone? Is it exactly like the wotr version?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pretty straighforward dungeon crawl. Final boss can be a complete b***h though depending on your builds.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what about skill checks? which skills are useful? I assume perception/knowledge/lore but what about athletics and mobility and the like? Aside from combat reasons

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perception is a must if you want to unlock the "true" final boss. Lore skills are useful too, I don't remember any athletics or mobility checks. Honestly just use a guide, in typical Owlcat fashion it's a bit convoluted.

          troony obsessed company

          Thanien is a moron that's barely tolerated at Owlcat because of how obnoxious he is. He's the main one that pushes for all the pozz.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Thanien is a moron that's barely tolerated at Owlcat
            And he is still working there
            With people that think similarly without a doubt.
            Reply to me when he is fired. Meanwhile shush.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony obsessed company

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't 8 supposed to be "average" in D&D/PF?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      10~11 is average, with zero modifiers.
      8~9 gives you a -1 on rolls ability score rolls.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      10-11 is the assumed "average" for a common person, heroic character would be 12-13, at least from 3e forward.
      Prior to that, 8-9 would've been considered the average for commoners, and 10-11 for adventurers.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LE romance twins
    >CN demon -> legend romance Arue
    >Crime lord hiveworld romance Cassia
    Ah yes it's gaming time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's too bad that the goats have so little content.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they had more they would mog even harder

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >little

        That's an understatement. Kalikke has like 1/3 of the conversations Kanerah has, and the "threesome" amounts to a single conversation + ending slide.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          So why are they shilled so much?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            waifugays

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because they're still great and no amount of cope about little content will ever change that

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            coomers

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, 50% of the people posting on a given game have never actually played it.
            It's like people who claim Octavia "cucks" you with other men, when in fact, except for Regongar, she doesn't. She is shit testing you in order to find out whether you'll be a control freak (in her mind).
            That's generally the point of all the companion storylines - they have personal issues, and you fix them by NOT allowing them to indulge in them.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              stfu dumb coomer

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jaethal outclasses all the others

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jaethal on Kingmaker and Wendu on WoTR is the only way to go.

      Esteemed fellow Jaethal gothbros. It's always a pleasure gentlemen.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >off model fanart
        into the trash ot goes

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Attributes aren't canon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are. Valerie is pretty fricking dumb and that 9 INT represents it perfectly, also despite her shitty portrait art which doesn't show it, she's stacked as frick. According to multiple other characters in game she has huge breasts, a fat ass and a generally thick body which represents her 19 CON.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        made for irovetti

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you're saying that Amiri is smarter than her? And Nok-Nok?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stats are canon
    Then explain how Nok Nok has 12 WIS.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nok-Nok is pretty wise though. Love this little fella.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They only like the twins because.. uhhh they didn't play the game!
    First time I see this cope

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're proving my point. Kanerah is well fleshed out, has as much content as other companions, and as much interactivity. Kalikke is a complete afterthought.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >has as much content as other companions
        dead wrong. She's only good at being a treasurer

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, you have no idea what you're talking about. Their romance is short, but their questline, camp banter and interjections during the story are the same as every other character (minus the voice acting in the latter, they aren't voiced for some reason)
          Sick of this moronic meme

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing Kanerah is best girl then. Also good thing that Kalikke has banter and interjections just like her sister

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has more reactivity lines then people expect, but like many cases of kingmaker, they are hard to post or need another party member. And while she has less romance dialogue , she still talks a lot as you advance the twins side story

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I romanced the twins and like them but they do lack content
      Ulbrig was a huge upgrade in terms of what a DLC should be

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh oh waifugay meltie incoming

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ulbrig was a huge upgrade in terms of what a DLC should be
        I agree. Only morons mad that they didn't get their pure virgin waifu seethe at Ulbrig

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can sense badly hidden waifugay tears from this post

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Praise Ulbrig
            >F-FRICKING WAIFUgay
            >Shit on Ulbrig
            >F-FRICKING WAIFUgay

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked Ulbrig, fun character, top tier bro and great theme.

          I just think he shouldn't have been romancable, it really skews with the already shit ratio the game has in terms of straight male options.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has more reactivity lines then people expect, but like many cases of kingmaker, they are hard to post or need another party member. And while she has less romance dialogue , she still talks a lot as you advance the twins side story

      Also holy shit, someone keeping my screenshots from almost 4 years ago or naming their character Tiressias which I somewhat doubt

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to replay kingmaker, what are some must have mods

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All you really need is bag of tricks. Though I guess Call of the Wild if you want to frick around with expanded classes and archetypes. Some of them are actually pretty fun.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jaethal on Kingmaker and Wendu on WoTR is the only way to go.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jaethal on Kingmake
      I feel like two clerics in such a small cast is already too much.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing jaethal isnt a cleric

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And you would choose the grumpy suicidal dwarf over the Goth elven beauty because?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm reading about the Assassin class rework and it still sounds like shit. What's the point of invisibility when every fricking enemy past act 2 can see you anyway? What's the point of poison in a game where 95% of enemies are outright immune to it? What is Owlcat thinking?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The point is not to make it not shit it's to make it playable

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think there's going to be a mythic feat that bypasses poison immunity. The stealth mechanic is shit though because on a core level stealth is shit in this game anyway.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its impressive how she managed to be more insufferable than the amiri whos whole story was muh patriarchy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whos whole story was muh patriarchy
      Filtered moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm convinced half the posters in these threads never actually played the game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >say bad thing about game
        >NOOOO YOU DIDNT PLAY IT
        Every time, seethe about it homosexual. Both amiri and valerie were shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then you're a speedreader, thant's even worse

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what prestige classes are worth using

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Octavia makes a good Arcane Trickster, she's literally built for it. Tristian can make a decent Mystic Theruge if you want to go down that route, Harrim can too I guess but I never actually use him. I messed around with Aldori Swordlord once with my MC and it was alright.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Far bigger problem is all the companions in Kingmaker have shit builds. Seriously, go and play Varnhold's Lot when your campaign is at comparable level and see just how much better built those characters are.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only used the edgy wizard and varn, rest were my builds

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jubilost, Ekundayo, Nok-Nok, twins and a cleric
      There, you broke the game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black Batman and Jub can pretty much solo the game

        >Ekundayo
        surprisingly good

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"good" ending to his personal quest is to hook him up with a white woman
          Frick off Owlcat. Besides his monster hunter ending is better in my opinion.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >recruited him
            >he sat on the bench for the entire game
            >said nothing, ever
            >linzi says maybe we should throw him a party
            >say nah thinking its just some side event
            >skips his entire quest line
            >he just dies offscreen at the end
            was pretty funny in hindsight how easy this nig was to ignore

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Linzi shows up and says he looks sad while villagers are exploding into Owlbears
              >Tell her to frick off because my land is full of Owlbears
              >Companion arc over
              >Doesn't die in the time house because I helped him murder children in act 2

              nearly the same fricking experience kek

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Linzi shows up and says he looks sad while villagers are exploding into Owlbears
            >Tell her to frick off because my land is full of Owlbears
            >Companion arc over
            >Doesn't die in the time house because I helped him murder children in act 2

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You wanna calm down a homie, suck his dick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black Batman and Jub can pretty much solo the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Maegar Varn's true neutral tiefling wife

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your used goods wife?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every single romance option in every single RPG over the past twenty years has been used goods. The last "pure" girl was Aerie.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tali and Liara aren't virgins
        Dumb Aerietard

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          also Merrill
          Do you even biowareslop?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        cuck cope

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    While I eventually managed to beat kingmaker despite bouncing off several times, I still haven't manged to finish the sequel.

    Something about it just isn't right.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      KM is comfy as frick. Wrath is more epic.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao cuck.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Been shitposting like this and crying about Pathfinder since 2019
      Grim

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't you morons post the same shitpost with Amiri?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they're obsessed with Valerie and only Valerie. Someone post the one with the evil goat twin. Pretty she she actually uses seduction in her schemes.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Trying to pretend Octavia isn't a walking shitpost bait

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody shitposts about her because she's openly a prostitute.

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