>Patient presents with 8 year development cycle and $300 million budget.
>Give me a differential diagnosis for flopping. Go.
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>Patient presents with 8 year development cycle and $300 million budget.
>Patient presents with 8 year development cycle and $300 million budget.
>Give me a differential diagnosis for flopping. Go.
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Probably something with the liver. I swear like 70% of the time it's either the liver or effecting the liver.
they went woke, simple as
in the middle of season 6
does Ganker think the series is the GOAT of all times
I dig it. If I need something going on in the background my default is either House or MST3K.
I remember liking it a lot, but I haven't watched it in forever. some of the later seasons were sorta stinkers though
Should've ended when House left the psychiatric hospital but its pretty fricking good even if i hate Park and chingchong dingdong
It's a really good show , also watch peaky blinders
Peepee BingBongs feels like Sopranos for pompous douchebags and the accents become insufferable after a while. Some good episodes at least
As far as medical procedural shows, it's one of my favorites.
It's also a lot less gay than Grey's Anatomy.
Its fine but very repetitive, the final season is also pretty bad.
Once you start seeing major cast changes, the show's enjoyability goes a bit to shit. Still good.
>Kumar out of nowhere
>DUDE WEED brownoid becomes a big deal on muh show
>becomes an aid to Obama right around that time
That's what clued teenage me into how fake and gay literally everything is.
only the first three seasons are good
Based. Frick the revolving door of diversity hires.
the diversity hires like....
an indian...
a woman...
a manlet...
Someone posted a Korean itt that I wasn't even aware of. Frick you, ~~*Taub*~~.
an ugly chink being part of the team was the most realistic part of the show
>an indian...
You mean the 'people' who eat cow shit, drink cow piss, and are utterly convinced that it has health benefits?
yes all indians are like the shadow images you see on pol
Hahaha, found the street shitter.
And they smell even worse
Unfortunately also just make up a large portion of your health system, moron-kun
They tend towards gastro because they love shit.
Hey. It's like 5 women
eh, its alright
the GOAT of all times is either Buffy or the Venture Bros
Finished the whole thing last month.
It's worth it.
formulaic repetitive and annoying characters, the 3 morons exist pretty much to be called morons.
Once they quit and house has to find another team is a non stop spiral into madness for house, and i love it.
Maybe it's MS, or some sort of mental illness.
Could also be a fungal or bacterial infection, Forman go break into their house and find the dilator
Run the credits sequence, give me the Indian surname count
While at is, check for any discord usernames.
Where do you say most of the budget went to? Publicity and political correctness?
Well, when you hear hoof beats...
The tests came back positive for chud inflamation. We're calling them racist and sexist on social media, but the sales keep falling! If we don't get excise them right now, it's going to become terminal.
You are a black man
This perplexes me
this vexes me.
brb killing myself for misquoting
Of course you'd say that, George Floyd. Look past your personal bias and do some real doctoring. Chase, Cameron, show Magilla Gorilla how it's done and search the patient's offices for signs of bloated HR departments and non-White hires.
We did. It was nothing but trannies, filipinos, and black women. A diverse team like that should have made the best game of the decade. Maybe it wasn't marketed to women enough?
It's woke-is. It's gotta be woke-is.
You mean wokeitis?
he's making a lupus joke
But I thought it was never lupus
it was once
>You're at risk of hurting yourself if you think any harder about this, Dr. Foreman. I'd like to put you on a 72 psych hold. Use that time to discuss with me why you might be barking up the wrong tree.
Page dr Charles, he needs his meds
Uuum. . . guys? Did anyone bother to check the pelvic?
have a nice day
imagine the smell
How did a train get into his bedroom
trains could be anywhere at any time
they strike when you least expect it
>t. Pajeet
trains is a hard job for a reason, anon
heh
My favorite manwha
>I Killed Myself and Was Reincarnated as an Obama Aide Bombing Muslim Children
>You're right... it seems it was in fact a troony game!
What, exactly, is intriguing about the case? Sounds like your run of the mill AAA slop. Prescribe white male nerds and send them on their way.
What store did you say it was exclusively published on?
Give it to me straight doc. What's my prognosis?
I'm sorry ma'am, but anything that lasts 14 years certainly isn't a pregnancy. Not a human one, anyway
300 million is low. Maybe... they just needed more money?
6 million is pretty low too but you don't see me complaining.
it's going to be aggressively mediocre
>graphics look pretty good
>seamless ship to space to hyper space to different galaxy with zero loading screens
>ship engineering might be neat
>mining might be neat
>the hand crafted set pieces/animations/cinematics looked good so far
which is then offset by
>runs like shit because it's still cryengine with a bunch of glue over it
>endless feature bloat that dont add anything to gameplay
>development has taken so long that early and mid life ships are already outdated and shit
>autistic obsession with realism at the cost of fun means ship flying, on-foot gameplay, gunplay, etc all feel like ass and horrible
>buggy as shit
>UI is shit because he hated UIs and floating text so you instead having these horrible to use UI menus and buttons
there's a bunch more of points, but i think squadron 42 will be okay whilst the online game will be awful
It could be an autoimmune disease. I suggest steroids (or at least getting the writers to stop taking estrogen)
Are you sure they're on estrogen? I heard one mentioning something about a girlfriend, and look at that hairline.
Firing developers, especially the ones that go over line and don't know boundaries
She is so hot
I can't allow you to do invasive surgery on an 8 year old just because it was released on the PS5 only. I need more from you here!
YOU ARE A BLACK MAN
remove the physics engine. animate everything
>But sir, we don't have the man power to do that
Fire all the white people and hire indians in their place. They will work for peanuts.
>The chad vogler
>The virgin tritter
Its really funny how they wanted to create vogler again with tritter but failed and made a fricking annoying cop that almost tanked the series
I just saw a bald Black person bossing House around and stopped watching.
A bald, fat Black person at that.
it must have been very emotionally damaging for you
No, I just stopped watching a TV show.
I'm glad you eventually got over it
There was nothing to get over. I see israeli propaganda about Black folk being capable of running things, and I simply reject it.
>le Black person...is being treated as a bad guy...o my pol save me
You homosexuals are real fragile for what used to be the edgy side of the internet
The israelites murdered JFK, bombed the USS Liberty, and bombed the Twin Towers. Then they poisoned half of the world's population.
You will kvetch to get this deleted. You will prove that your accusations of 'fragility' are pure projection.
Now post an unsourced infographic
Now bobble your head when you realize that The Inquisition was all to remove you from the planet.
>nuh uh I'm not fragile look at me spouting shizophrenia over getting made fun of for seething over any black guy in television
>is my pilpul working yet?
You are a israelite.
Likely stemming from previous exposure to EA and Ubi
Very likely genre exhaustion. If it's a hot genre now there'sagood chance indies will swarm trying to cash off it and kill all public interest in the genre in 8 months, let alone 8 years
It's multiplayer and the chat is over-moderated. Without any gamer banter, players will just stop playing and go somewhere else.
House, you don't even like video games. The last title you enjoyed is almost 10 years old. How do you expect to diagnose these games when you don't play them?
I don't need to play them, I just shitpost about them online. Gets the same result and I don't even have to waste my time with the 'playing' part
He was playing ninja gaiden in that coma patients room
Also played Metroid on this GBA, and Frogger on the kid's PSP.
and referenced a gen 4 pokemon at one point
He also played Metroid Prime Hunters.
Yes, but be warned, you'll start liking israelites.
>Yes, but be warned, you'll start liking israelites.
>because of some frumpy post-wall israelitess
You don't even believe this, Moishe.
Because I know gamers and games, Wilson. Gamers and games don't change.
>Gamers and games don't change.
hehe that's a good one.
According to data the vast majority of Japanese woke games don't go through the same complications that Western ones do, I think it's because the Japanese games have pretty women in them.
Park was such a weird choice but I dig her.
A million times better than Masters.
Should I watch house?
It's a pretty good show and i was happy with the ending. I'd say it's worth watching.
Ok
ye but i dont think its one you should binge, the formula can get very stale
I'd recommend it for sure
Watch it once a week at most. 95% of it is formulaic doctor show.
One episode every 10 days so you don't accidentally develop hypochondria
its ok, which makes it better than 99.9999% of other television shows
I genuinely just can't watch TV anymore, it's such utter garbage now.
Dr. House is the main appeal of the show for me. So figure out if you like the character in the first few episodes and keep going if you do. The later seasons aren't as good because they flanderize him, but still watchable.
No. House's "I am le cynical genius who is le snarky" schtick gets old very fast. Watch clips of it but don't bother with the whole thing.
S1: some great eps but they are still finding their feet
S2: generally good
S3: generally good but characters starting to get annoying
S4: new team, kino from start to finish
S5: okay but clearly starting to run out of ideas
S6-8: not worth it unless you really like the characters
Yes
So are the House writers also writing that show with the autistic surgeon guy?
Why are House threads consistently the best threads on Ganker?
House is a timeless show, and even the worst seasons are still consistently entertaining and thought-provoking.
50 dollars to any janny who's willing to leave this thread up right now
An Andy and Leyley thread hit the post limit earlier today without getting shoahd so our odds are pretty good
>House, you will fix this game AND do so while following the diversity outline provided by Sweet Baby Inc.
Show my those Khazar milkers, or I'll drive my car through your living room.
No! diversity will kill this game, this game needs racism
>Unbelievable! The racism worked! We inserted a sexy woman, racist banter, edgy jokes and the game sold millions! How does he do it?
Crikey mate. We need kissable gerls.
Gender neutral options have already metastasized to the character creation screen, it's only a matter of time before it spreads to every npc and eventually, the player.
i threw together a quick filter to highlight these threads when they appear since i enjoy them, put it in general so it can parse both filenames and the content of the OP.
/(Doctor|Dr.?|Gregory).?House|House.?MD|lisa.?cuddy|kutner|lupus|patient presents|differential diagnosis|House,/i;op:only;boards:v;highlight
i kept it specific to avoid false positives so it still might miss some threads
also feel free to add to it
>We need more gacha. Morons love gacha.
Mr Robot is better
Mouse needs it's mouth open
Post teams
Chase - Foreman - Kutner
13 is B-tier at best
Chase Kutner Masters
They decided to alienate the fanbase in favor of an imaginary potential fanbase of more desirable demographics.
He needs mouse bites stat!
Do an mri and check for DEI signs
>you want us to find DEI with an MRI?
>No. I want you to find a tumor in their brain that would compel them to believe in DEI. It's the only thing that would make sense.
DEI wont show on blood tests but an MRI will catch signs of it, look at the budget then cross check how much was actually spent, big differences are a telltale sign of DEI funding now stop wasting my time
>*limps away while spinning a vicodin bottle*
>We'll do an MRI to find inflated departments with low productivity. Once the symptoms are clear, begin administrating 5mg of layoffs. If we're fast enough, there's a chance the patient's body stops killing itself from the inside.
>killing itself
Spotted the israelite.
that's the twist later on the episode; it wasn't autoimmune
>House, how could you miss the greasy fat guy poisoning the patient every day whilst rubbing his hands gleefully?
>*stares into nothing for a few seconds*
Search the director's twitter posts from 2014
The patient had another seizure, now he is humming the item bounce OST from kirby air ride
YOU ARE BLACK
Watch out for the space monkeys!
>He couldn't get past level 4
Anon, he died when he became a ball in the chozo statue. Could've happened to the best of us.
>house sees the checkpoint in map animation
>freaks out and thinks is the gameover screen
Maybe its an infection? But what would the outside source be?
On outside source... one the inside. Check the neovegana.
Mouse bites
S1 feels very different from the rest of the show, to the point I can pick out a season 1 clip among others right away.
I think its because house himself is less of an butthole, he comes off as anti social but never mean spirited. I can't see S1 house doing half the shit he does in later episodes.
The show tries to play it off as his misanthropy eventually turning him bitter and lashing out at others happiness, but it's mostly just procedural show wheel spinning in place drama
At some point he tries to kill Chase because he is getting married
I dont wanna say anything spoilery but Wilson's decision at the end is fricking moronic. "I am a cancer doctor. I know the cancer I have is extremely treatable and we caught it super early. But im going to let it kill me anyway because theres a tiny chance the treatments might not work and ill have just suffered more."
It wasn't that treatable he had 2 years tops and didn't want to spend it with no hair, they tried nuking it once and it metasized
I haven't watched in 5 years, but like the other anon, I remember it as "I know what this is, and I'm fricked," and that was it.
>Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think."
Kino.
It wasn't treatable though. It gave zero fricks to the chemo that almost killed him. He knew there was no stopping it.
Naw, it had already spread. When cancer is going to win anyway and the misery that is chemo isn't going to help the best thing you can do is stiff-upper-lip the situation.
My uncle was a pipe fitter, ended up with mesothelioma. You just have to admit it's over and spend the rest of your healthy time enjoying what you can. It sucks. It's hard. It's better than being chemo-sick for the last year of your life though.
Idea man names his vaporware Joplin and Dylan because he knows they will be timeless classics remembered for thousands of years
Zero development experience CEO
Had to rewrite the game due to player count lag issues
The core element of an MMO was not accounted for properly
Original plan 2018
Revised plan 2023
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>show about a white genius that relentlessly bullies women, non-whites, gays, israelites, and stupid people
>Ganker still hates it because it has diversity
You can't make this shit up.
This is how indignified it is to share a planet with you shitskins.
>frogposter moron thinks people are complaining at the show and not at the industry
many such cases
The show is full of progressive nonsense.
Diversity is not even the main problem.
/pol/brain is terminal, but it kills the soul not the body
You are a israelite and so is your falseflagging friend.
Since you are bringing up the subject
What is House's opinion on transexuals? Is there an episode about that, I remember him pretty much making fun of every lifestyle and belief, but I dont remember an episode about that.
never happened
There was an episode about a female model with testicles who got fricked by her dad, and an episode about an intersex kid who's life 13 fricked up by thinking he is suicidal
house thinks is gay.
There was an episode with house and wilson gossiping about one of the hospital staff i believe, and they discussed how one was dating a trans and turns out the person dating him knew he used to be a dude and didn't cared.
It was more than that, the guy's previous girlfriend was also a troony.
It's the episode with the kid with the pain insensitivity, Wilson comes in wanting to talk about a trsnny nurse but they can't because the kid is about to jump off a balcony
Who's hating on House? The consensus ITT is that it's a really good show.
Much like trannies, extreme right wing polgays will try to push the envelope as far as they can to the other side and never settle.
The israelites murdered JFK, bombed the USS Liberty, and bombed the Twin Towers.
they also put the evil rat people in your walle
Yes, the money in my wallet is usurious. Good call.
Patient became disoriented and focused on developing visually appealing fluff that had nothing to do with their core gameplay functions.
When confronted by their delusions patient would point to destructible walls in a short early demonstration and bedsheet physics.
When presented medication to focus their attention back to fixing the awful UI and HUD, patient became hysterical and had to be sedated, no further progress has been made.
Give him Prednisone