>people always posting about how they dont like earthbound

>people always posting about how they dont like earthbound
What the frick is wrong with it? I just finished it for the first time and had a great time.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. As someone who has finished it upwards of seven times, I can confidently say it's the crown israeliteel of RPGs as a whole.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    liking earthbound is proof that you post on reddit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not liking earthbound is proof you're a twittertard

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was your favorite part of the game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The combat is the best part. Every area has new enemies with unique ways on fighting, each party member has a role and don't feel like dead weight (Ness being Tank/Cleric, Paula is a strong Mage, Jeff's an Engineer/Thief, and Poo is a mix of a mage/monk), and the Rolling HP works to make the game not grindy at all and paces the adventure really well. It does so much for being so simple.
      I know some people say the story sucks, but I don't think every game needs to be grand like Final Fantasy 6 or something like that. What really matters is if a story makes sense and drives you forward, even if it's not very dramatic. You really feel like you're exploring the world since each area has a completely different vibe, and solving people's problems that relate to the villain's plot in some way. The endgame is great too, really feels like a climax that makes the whole thing come together so nicely.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The combat is the best part.
        The music is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This one for me

          It’s the perfect song for “Your adventure’s over, mom’s calling you for dinner, hurry up and go eat!”

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This one for me

          It’s the perfect song for “Your adventure’s over, mom’s calling you for dinner, hurry up and go eat!”

          the soundtrack I think, it really ties the whole goofy, surreal experience together.
          [...]
          I think the games are equal, and excel in different areas. Earthbound feels more 'complete' as a game in some ways but I find myself connecting to the world and characters of Mother 3 much stronger. I do agree that the underwater part of chapter 7 is a bit of a slog but Tanetane island is one of my favorite locations in the whole game from a story perspective.
          [...]
          [...]
          I'm really partial to Twoson's theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc9yO4giTog

          All wonderful songs. And even the battle tunes are childish, fun and unique. It's great.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rolling HP isn’t praised enough imo
        So many times that shit saves you, and it doesn’t feel easy because you still have to sit through all the animations even after you’ve selected your healing magic. It creates tension but feels fair in the heat of the battle. I wish more games took that mechanic back in the 90s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like games set in a modern (for the time) setting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moonside and the final boss

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wasting money on that shitty house. Scummy ass realtor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Over-leveling myself after failing to get the Sword of Kings at Stonehenge, so much so that the big XP boost Ness gets after Magicant doesn't give me a level-up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >failing to get the Sword of Kings at Stonehenge
        if you're at a high enough level you can time out the Starman's teleport to get a sneak attack on the Super and instakill it. If those annoying ass Atomic Robots appear just have Poo mirror it to replenish the party's HP during the battle while Paula has a shield up to protect the entire party. I think Poo's gear is usless anyway, Poo himself is kind of useless too. He's kind of a backup shellcaster with Freeze or Star Storm.

        What you should be saving your grinding for is getting Star Pendents in that lava area.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Getting the sword felt good though. Plus it's nice to be able to use his equipment slot on something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's music.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the soundtrack I think, it really ties the whole goofy, surreal experience together.

      Man it’s rare to meet someone who thinks Earthbound is better than 3
      For me while 3’s story takes way too long to get into the meat of the game, the beats throughout really make it more memorable for me.

      Both games suffer from having you slog through an area that’s kinda trash. Chapter 7 with the underwater part and the island was lame and in EB the swamp area is garbage. Still love em both tho

      I think the games are equal, and excel in different areas. Earthbound feels more 'complete' as a game in some ways but I find myself connecting to the world and characters of Mother 3 much stronger. I do agree that the underwater part of chapter 7 is a bit of a slog but Tanetane island is one of my favorite locations in the whole game from a story perspective.

      This one for me

      It’s the perfect song for “Your adventure’s over, mom’s calling you for dinner, hurry up and go eat!”

      >The combat is the best part.
      The music is.

      I'm really partial to Twoson's theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc9yO4giTog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Getting Jeff from Winters to Threed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tessie a part of the fantasy and Winters some of the comfiest of times.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Magicant in both Mother 1 and 2 is pure kino.
      For Mother 3 probably Tazmilly just after the timeskip.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Threed. I wish there were more steps needed in the progression before you can progress to Saturn Valley, but the short time there is still fun.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wish these frickers weren't so expensive, they're really nice looking plushes.

        Also speaking Itoi's merch, reminder that full versions of the official Mother collaboration mangas were uploaded to the internet archive. Hope they get fully translated sometime.
        https://archive.org/details/pollyanna-mother-official-comic
        https://archive.org/details/pollyanna-2

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they're incredibly details and undoubtedly a very limited production run. Of course they're expensive as all hell.
          It's a shame.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's the first desert. I love the atmosphere

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The music, the final boss fight is pretty crazy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Like

      The combat is the best part. Every area has new enemies with unique ways on fighting, each party member has a role and don't feel like dead weight (Ness being Tank/Cleric, Paula is a strong Mage, Jeff's an Engineer/Thief, and Poo is a mix of a mage/monk), and the Rolling HP works to make the game not grindy at all and paces the adventure really well. It does so much for being so simple.
      I know some people say the story sucks, but I don't think every game needs to be grand like Final Fantasy 6 or something like that. What really matters is if a story makes sense and drives you forward, even if it's not very dramatic. You really feel like you're exploring the world since each area has a completely different vibe, and solving people's problems that relate to the villain's plot in some way. The endgame is great too, really feels like a climax that makes the whole thing come together so nicely.

      and

      Rolling HP isn’t praised enough imo
      So many times that shit saves you, and it doesn’t feel easy because you still have to sit through all the animations even after you’ve selected your healing magic. It creates tension but feels fair in the heat of the battle. I wish more games took that mechanic back in the 90s

      said, rolling HP is pretty kino, but as for a specific point in the story, I'd say the journey from Threed to Fourside. The globetrotting part of the rest of the game, while it still manages to keep my interest just like every other point in the game, is kind of a bit schizophrenic as you go from the desert, to the swamp, to the dinosaur part, etc, whereas the progression from each of the four towns/cities flows a little better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frank's character development in the postgame was on par with the chosen four

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite part is the end of magicant, its so hopeful and makes me cry. Same as the part where ness's thoughts are projected onto the big screen and when jeff has to leave school and when you get to walk paula home and all of the little bits of dailogue that make you feel at home. And your dad 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When I was a young boy and I first got to the end of the game where you had to walk Paula home, it put a lump in my throat as if I was really walking a girl home (I didn't register that that's what that was until I actually went on to actually experience that later in life). That whole last walk home is just a fantastic finishing touch for the game even if you don't really do anything but walk.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its mediocre. Small inventory space makes it so you are constantly going back to get key items to progress or pre-emptively keep them in your inventory so you don't need to bother with fumbling what you need and what you should stash. Character growth and customization is basic, same with party customization. Battles are mostly basic outside of a few with a heavy hitting enemy that makes your HP roll.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Small inventory space makes it so you are constantly going back to get key items
      That's why you go to the pizza place and get the number for your sister and they'll deliver shit to you, or store shit. However the most annoying shit I always forget to grab is the pencil eraser.

      How am I supposed to know ketchup goes with hamburger? Why would I waste a item slot for a shitty condiment?

      I wouldn't even worry about condiments. Early game you have hamburgers, the Ness learns the Life Up spell. After that your party should have a few Cups of Life Noodles or Horns of Life each. Use magic butterflies to reup on PP, or sleep. A few places have constant butterflies, like Master Belch's area where you can grind on Fobbies for a while to get mega XP and keep getting the magic buttefly to relax over and over until fully healed and PP is replenished.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like it for its writing, but if i were to pick things wrong with it, its gameplay is derivative. Mother 3 improved it tenfold.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How am I supposed to know ketchup goes with hamburger? Why would I waste a item slot for a shitty condiment?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do europeans not know how hamburgers work?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trick question, you don't. You shouldn't bother with the condiment system unless you have a walkthrough with that part bookmarked
      Unless if you have Jars of Delisauce. Always get those, they're good with anything, even PSI Caramels.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "people" are afraid of enjoying things sincerely. There's probably a number of reasons like being afraid to associate yourself with others that like it. I'm convinced either way it's rooted in fear

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Contrarianism is a disease

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Earthbound was great, not as good as 3 but man this shit was fun.

    My only gripes is you move too slow compared to enemies who can zip up and hit you from across the screen. Fix that and the game shoots up in quality imo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not as good as 3
      Nah man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man it’s rare to meet someone who thinks Earthbound is better than 3
        For me while 3’s story takes way too long to get into the meat of the game, the beats throughout really make it more memorable for me.

        Both games suffer from having you slog through an area that’s kinda trash. Chapter 7 with the underwater part and the island was lame and in EB the swamp area is garbage. Still love em both tho

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dislike mother 3 because it tries to make me feel sad in such a hamfisted way that it ruins a lot of the buildup. I know why it’s like this, but that doesn’t excuse any of it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That’s fair. I never really felt anything for Hinawa’s death but the moment in the sunflower fields did get to me a little. Comes out of nowhere tho

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Like I said I just hate how hard the game tries to make you feel sad instead of actually making you feel sad, if that makes any sense.

              To put it more succinctly, the game made me more annoyed than sad.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah I get you, there’s moments in the game where it feels like there’s supposed to be a big title card in the upper right telling you “THIS IS SUPPISED TO MAKE YOU FEEL SAD!” like the audience laughter type stuff.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're not really supposed to feel sad about her death. It happens too early for it to have any impact but you're supposed to gradually understand how others reacted to her death...like how it caused your brother to run away because he couldn't handle the sadness. It eventually makes you think of all the loved ones in your life. Also is the adventure in Mother 3 real or is it all about coming to terms with death and different ways of dealing with grief? But those sunflower scenes are phenomenal and the last two bosses are so fricking good. There's never been a final fight in a game as good as the one mother 3...and it's in basically a static environment in a 2d game based on 16 bit tech. It's crazy what mother 3 accomplished. I love every game in the series though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                God the final fight in 3 is still unmatched for a lot of rpgs, I know there’s very little gameplay but it knocks EVERYTHING else out of the park that I can forgive it. And besides, Porky was a good fight anyway so I can let it slide

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's memorable. I've haven't played mother 3 in over a decade but the ending sticks with me and I think about it a lot. Earthbound and mother 3 are the only two games I've ever played that tell a story that could only be told in the video game medium. The only games I would consider art

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think that EB64 was meant to tell a much more complete story, but apparently Mother 3's story got trimmed to hell and back so a lot of scenes feel either somewhat irrelevant or forced, ie Chapter 6 and 7, Salsa, and Leder's story.
            Speaking of EB64, anybody else fricking hate the art direction for it? The weird "realistic" eyes over the dot eyes make the characters look creepy as hell. I'm glad they made the change back for the GBA.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think 3 is the better game but I prefer EB for delivering on the americana setting and letting you come to your own conclusions about the events and details of the setting.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think people who prefer the first game are even more surprising. The craziest part is that I even get it despite that game's flaws. I do think EarthBound is largely a straight improvement, but there are some very distinct feelings Mother invokes that are largely downplayed in its two sequels.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I like the sequels as well but for me it's the original. This completely blindsided me.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              shit. meant to spoiler that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon unless someone’s already played the game they’re not gonna have any idea what this is about
                But yes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >but there are some very distinct feelings Mother invokes that are largely downplayed in its two sequels.
            Mother 1 may as well be from a different franchise, so much of it feels different in regards to its plot and storytelling.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I just don't like mother 3's setting.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people always posting about how they dont like earthbound
    these people never even played the game. One of the only games that have a real sense of adventure in it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >One of the only games that have a real sense of adventure in it
      It's a strictly linear RPG where you go from one insular town to the next with virtually zero sidequesting or exploration.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's plenty of shit to find if you're willing to look. Most of it inconsequential, sure, but it's there.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Compared to almost all of its contemporaries at the time it's basically a straight line of a game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Name two besides Chrono Trigger or Final Fantasy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              fricking super mario RPG has more emphasis on exploration and optional content for you to find

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think Super Mario RPG has some great secrets, but in terms of level of detail I'd definitely say EarthBound has it beat.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Romancing SaGa 1, 2, and 3.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Romancing SaGa 1, 2, and 3.

              please don't actually play SNES Romancing SaGa 1

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I played Final Fantasy Legend once

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                SaGa 1 and Romancing SaGa 1 are very different games

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Man, I love Romancing SaGa 1, shame it is unfinished, you cannot get all the gems unless you play an specific port of the game OR the PS2 remake

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Metal Max

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Man I knew something bothered me about this series
        There’s almost no side quests in them is there? That’s real weird for an RPG

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It makes sense considering Itoi wasn't really a video game developer and was probably interested in eschewing "gamey" elements like sidequests or optional bosses in favor of delivering a more concise emotional experience

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's a good point actually. I don't think it really takes away from the game, granted, but something I've never really thought out beyond subconsciously.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but the america-hopping aspect with the setting constantly changing is a lot of fun. i think sidequests and exploration don't necessarily equate to how adventurey it feels.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I agree I think just the concept of having to suddenly leave home and taking a bunch of friends with you to go across the world and stop evil is so great. Its so adventurous putting yourself in the shoes of ness and walking so far from home on an inexplicable but inherently important journey.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >One of the only games that have a real sense of adventure in it.
      Not even so on its own console.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its combat is boring and it's carried entirely by its music and setting.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you used multi-bottle rockets or the sugar packets you didn't beat the game.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with it is that it suffers by comparison to chrono trigger and FF3

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most people who play it enjoy the game, if not love it. There's just a share of shitposters who REALLY like to shit on it, especially in a post-Undertale world.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Contrarians because muh overrated underrated gem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a great game that deserves at least one play through.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's one of my favorites brother. Just sayin, it's a popular "underrated" game mostly known because of Smash, Giygas creepy pasta ending, and probably Undertale rather than the full game itself which is a disservice. So the series has the odd status of underrated and overrated for some people, and contrarians just like to go for the overrated part.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    people have different opinions, no big deal.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for people who don't like Earthbound, and I don't mean that in a smug dickhead kind of way I genuinely feel bad for them. It's such a comfy and soulful game, playing it just puts a huge smile on my face. It's like injecting liquid nostalgia into my veins. I understand the complaints people have with it and maybe it doesn't hit as hard if you didn't play it as a kid, but damn what a great game.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lashback at all the indie knockoffs there are.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never saw the charm in it. I would get an hour in and get bored every time I tried to play Earthbound.

    the combat isn't enough to keep me around.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If it makes you feel any better, the first hour is the worst

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but I kind of like the solo Ness portion of the game. It's the hardest part and it's fun to beat without grinding.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If it wasn’t for the bullshit in Franky’s fight I would agree.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it gets better when you get the second member of your party, Paula. Then you can start throwing around fire and ice spells and use shields. Makes the game more engaging. After Threed when you have Jeff is the best, because you can fix broken shit and use all kinds of tech to frick with enemies.

      What was your favorite part of the game?

      Favorite part is the Stonehedge base.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The monkey cave in the desert is shit. Its indefensible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know about that bro, can you come back with an item that will let me measure how shit it is?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's
    >miss
    >miss
    >enemy dodged
    >status effect failed
    >get crited
    >miss
    >enemy that does 1hp damage gets in 20 hits in before you stop missing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop using broken bat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm using the tee ball bat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's bad because Reddit found it before I did.

      This I never even made it past Onett

      What was your favorite part of the game?

      The shotas

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This I never even made it past Onett
        Onett can be shit. My advice is to wander around and grind on those shark gang members. If you're using an emulator you can just turbo around and keep fighting them until you get your first major spell PSI Rockin (or whatever our favorite thing is). Defeat Frank, go to your first sanctuary location and beat that boss, and then go to Twoson and rescue Paula.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are you fricking moronic or something?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had fun with it, but I played it with save states for a less frustrating experience.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >save states for a less frustrating experience.
      how bad are you? Earthbound isn't even difficult.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It got hate because somehow it became the inspirational game for "thousands" of indie games. It was considered a cult classic but it got popular on sites like tumblr so it became an influential cult classic that no one ever played but pretended to like because it was quirky.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sovlful with many good ideas but pure ass on a technical level, also approaches walking sim territory with the rudimentary gameplay that ultimately spawned your favorite troony games. The good ideas also go horribly under utilized, like the bike that you'd rather not take for inventory space.

    Jesus frick you can feel the menus lag like you're not meeting the min system requirements, on a 90s console. It is infinitely worse than >muh 10 inventory slots per character

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Ganker is broken and you shouldn't fall into a pit of contarian nitpicks for (you)s and you shouldn't let games that draw inspiration from earthbound detract your enjoyment of one of the most unique and charming snes RPGs out there.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its one of my favorite games ever - got it when it originally came out. biggest gripe is the inventory system. it would've been much better if your equipped items didnt take up space. this is the best game in the trilogy imo, the nes one is brutal and has a completely fricked encounter rate. i had to disable the encounters at times through emulator to get through it. mother 3 is quite a bit different, both in tone (darker) and having a bit different gameplay. i only played it once back in 2006 i think, but i should revisit it some time.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Paula is ... cute.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because Ganker is swarming with absolute morons who think hating everything is a substitute for having a personality.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished this last month for the first time ever, I'm born in 1997. Earthbound isn't a mechanically good video game, but it is an incredible, unique experience and one of the best cases of story-gameplay integration in the industry. It is one of the rare few games out there where you truly feel like you can see yourself or even become one of the characters in this world and you just want to BE in this world for as long as you can. It's also one of the rare few games where the most emotionally impactful moments are those of happiness, hope, and camaraderie instead of (melo)dramatic, tragic setpieces like most media. It isn't for everyone, especially people who are more focused on the technical designs of a game instead of the role-playing experience. And I do feel sorry for people who dislike it, for missing such an important and human aspect of our emotions and lives.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it caused a large influx of mentally deranged autists to create horrible RPG maker adaptations about depression and self harm or something whatever.
    It's not the game, it's the deranged offspring it has bestowed upon this world.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Onions ground zero.

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